In the Ask The Red Pill subreddit, one perplexed alpha male thinks he may have irrevocably broken his sex thing’s vagina hole by accidentally talking about relationship stuff with her.
While most of the respondents suggested that maybe he should just chill out a little, because jesus fucking christ, one seemed to think that women could consciously cause their vaginas to dry up out of spite.
![TattedGuyser 10 points 3 days ago Once an incident, twice a coincidence and three times a pattern. Chill out a bit. Have you never had whiskey dick before? I sure have and it sucks, but it definitely doesn't mean I'm impotent. permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply [–]FRedington -1 points 2 days ago Once is happenstance; twice is coincidence; thrice is hostile action.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/rphostilevag.png?resize=532%2C204&ssl=1)
Then again if I had a vagina I’m pretty sure it would be sewing itself shut right now.
H/T — Thanks, r/thebluepill!
Wow, totally ninja’d.
It was the principle of the thing.
At least you’re not taxing Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
Wow. Being a young straight man must be tough. The fact that he went to the people he did with the question he had is troubling, at best.
Does he have redeeming features that are not on display here? I’m imagining her writing to a sympathetic advice columnist with her side of the story. How good would everything else need to be to not get DTMFA as advice?
Maybe it’s all the resentment and hostility that made it difficult for her to get in the mood.
His delivery is cocky but the question smacks of such desperate insecurity because it is so ignorant of women’s bodies and the lack of communication is pitiful.
@Alan Robertshaw: “Are You Being Served?” and “Grace & Favour”(under the title of “Are You Being Served? Again!”) tended to be staples of many a BBC-based public TV station, along with Doctor Who, East Enders, Keeping Up Appearances, and Red Dwarf.
@ Aerinea
On behalf of the people of Great Britain, may I apologise for East Enders. No matter how ungrateful you were about the tea, no nation deserved that programme.
Fawlty Towers is pretty awesome too 🙂
So… the woman he’s been dating made some relationship-y comments, he got all excited by the prospect of a long-term relationship, she dashed his hopes by telling him she’s not ready to settle down, and now he’s casting around for signs that she’s the one who’s really broken up about it.
This is seriously half the posts on the Red Pill subreddit: guys twisting themselves into pretzels to explain how every normal, mundane interaction with a woman is proof of their alpha male alphaness.
One question about /r/bluepill (off topic probably): but what’s a “Terp”? They keep using it as an insult. It sort of reminds me of TERF, but I know it’s not that.