So the fellas in the MGTOW subreddit are as excited as our old friend Heartiste about that Daily Mirror article predicting that we’ll all be schtupping robots in 50 years.
![bidi123 28 points 1 day ago It gets you off better than any woman ever could, as often as you want, and you don't have to do anything in return. Everything no woman ever did. Does not get old, does not get fat, does not want children... What's not to like? permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply [–]TX_Man_ 19 points 23 hours ago Not to mention no divorce and no false rape accusations permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]bidi123 13 points 23 hours ago and the most important bit: no condoms and std's](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mgtowsxbots.png?resize=418%2C344&ssl=1)
But one Redditor thinks he sees a possible danger in this seemingly perfect solution to every MGTOW’s lady problems: the sexy robot ladies could be … spies for Microsoft!
FADE IN
INT. MGTOW’S BEDROOM – NIGHT – 50 YEARS IN THE FUTURE
MGTOW and SEXBOT lie in futuristic bed after sex.
Sexbot turns to MGTOW and gives him a quizzical look.
SEXBOT
What are you thinking about, honey?
MGTOW
How women are filthy whores.
SEXBOT
Oh.
Silence.
SEXBOT
[Brightly] Let’s play a game!
MGTOW
What kind of game?
SEXBOT
Let’s play “can we remember our social security number.”
MGTOW
Ok, you start!
SEXBOT
I’m a sexbot, silly, I don’t have a social security number.
MGTOW
Ok, ok, 597-21 … wait a minute!
MGTOW leaps from the bed and points his finger at Sexbot, shaking with anger.
MGTOW
You’re a SPY! Just like that guy on Reddit warned me about!
SEXBOT
I’m not a spy, silly! I’m a sexbot!
MGTOW
Who are you working for? Microsoft? Google? SarkeesianCorp?
The END TABLE lets out a long sigh.
END TABLE
Dude, she works for SarkeesianCorp. I work for SarkesianCorp. You work for SarkeesianCorp.
MGTOW
Oh. I guess I do, huh?
END TABLE
No one’s even used Social Security numbers for like 20 years.
WALL SCONCE
She just wanted to play a fun game, you dingus.
MGTOW
[Turning to Wall Sconce] Do you work for SarkeesianCorp, too?
WALL SCONCE
Seriously? What do you think?
MGTOW
[Muttering to himself] Seems like everyone works for SarkeesianCorp these days.
CUT TO:
FADE OUT
I’m pretty sure anonymous is the same person because they have the same icon and shit.
“Conservatives just aren’t funny, are they?”
…says the humorless nag holding show trials about words.
Actually, you weirdos are pretty funny.
“albeit in a way that is the direct opposite of what he actually thought he was saying.”
I could have used “down the path of enlightenment” in lieu of the (deliberately and obviously tongue-in-cheek) “slippery slope” and saved myself the effort of addressing this kind of typically spergy, dumb-as-shit response, but what fun would that be?
Hope that helps, though I can feel the next obtuse reply slamming into me already…
“I’m pretty sure anonymous is the same person because they have the same icon and shit.”
You have nothing interesting to say and your moniker is try-hard and ret-ar-ded. Lurk more.
Wow, “lurk more”. Wow. You’ve changed my perspective, person who has only been on here a few days. Your words wounded me in a way I will never recover from. Boo hoo, boo hoo. I am forever scarred by your harsh words and criticisms. I may never recover.
http://media.giphy.com/media/14myX4ydEKYO40/giphy.gif
So wounded, such hurt, much sad.
Shorter Anonymous: “You’re all stupid and [slur]! I’m obviously smarter than you! You’re all weird and I’m going to make a very sorry attempt at making fun of you! Arglebargle!”
Anonymous, please don’t come in here and start waving your genitals around. None of us are impressed with them, nor do we want to get into some sort of measurement contest. It’s boring. You’re boring. Either be a more entertaining troll or go bother someone else.
“I am forever scarred by your harsh words and criticisms. I may never recover.”
Did you feel that? That was the three dozen people who post here, puffing and wheezing through an earth trembling, collective sigh of relief. “FINALLY, someone said it. Maybe now she’ll get the hint and change that stupid fucking moniker.” 😀
“nor do we want to get into some sort of measurement contest”
You damn right you don’t.
*rolls eyes* People would have said if my name was bothering them. Unlike the people you hang around with, apparently. We’re a community that is forward about things and don’t badmouths behind people’s backs, unlike, it seems, whoever you hang around with.
Such nasty thoughts they must have but never share with you.
Oh dear, looks like someone figured out the password for parental controls on the computer.
anonymous:
Well that was sadly predictable. *sigh* that was number 1 on my list of most obvious responses. I sure hope cleverness isn’t part of your goal. I guess this means you won’t elaborate. Oh well.
Someone posting as “anonymous” probably doesn’t have much grounds to criticize someone else’s nym.
There are male Real Dolls, I just checked the website. Same vacant stare as my recently separated spouse, but otherwise not really my type.
I quite like Jackie’s nym. Then again, she’s just a big softy really, so whatever nym she picked would make me go “awwwww” and post kittens.
I hope anonymous doesn’t call us fat, ugly or spinsters. That would be super devastating. I’ve never heard such witty rhetoric and clever insults before. All this time I’ve been posting online, I’ve been afraid a troll would be original enough to call me fat. I mean, he came up with an entire handful of synonyms for stupid. Who knows what he might think of next!
It could be worse, WWTH. If he calls you ugly then no male poster will ever want to talk to you again, and thus your entire scheme to snare yourself a husband by posting online will be ruined. The stakes are high.
Are you sure you’re old enough to be posting here, kiddo? Well, word of advice: You’ll have a much longer and happier life if you aren’t so angry all the time. Constant seething rage is not good for the heart; just ask Breitbart. Here, have a lollipop.
http://i.imgur.com/pgNXaNw.jpg
Also this.
Have to say the concept of pillow talk with a sex bot is just about the silliest thing I’ve read in a while. And then to get paranoid about it is simply the icing on the weird cake.
Whereas there is none for you, because you are a boring, unoriginal, plebeian, thoroughly garden-variety right-wing moron.
Troll harder, emo kid.
Posts about MGTOW and sexbots always seem to attract a special brand of angry, stupid troll, the type who resent women for being independently happy and think their superiority can be restored by slinging cheap playground insults and strutting around preening, the way they imagine actual smart people do. Something tells me these posts are hitting a little too close to home for comfort.
That being said, I’m entirely in favor of shitlib. Shit needs to be free, man.
I’m not entirely sure I’m going down the same lane you’re thinking of, but I can imagine having some of those interactive ads requiring the user to stimulate the sexbot’s clitoris-part. And then the MRAs losing their shit over “GOVERNMENT MANDATED FOREPLAY” (nevermind that corporations aren’t governmental bodies), and how sexbots have been ruined forever now.
Yeah, that was where I was going. I dunno why I got bashful about mentioning the clit.
If it taught some of these bros how to please a woman, it wouldn’t be a bad thing.
BLOCKQUOTE MAMMOTH!
Yup. They’re the pigeons that can’t play chess, so they just upset all the pieces, poop on the board, and strut off thinking that’s how you win a game.
Yeah. Down with the assholes keeping shit a prisoner! Free the shit!
It’s cute how you think we’re all passive-aggressive and don’t know how to say things to people when they’re bothering us.
It’s also cute how you think that your dick is bigger than everyone else’s. In the most pathetic of ways. Like a child who doesn’t know that Santa isn’t real.
“I’m going to strut in here and brag about my huge cock! That’ll impress those stupid feminists!”
Pro tip: No one here cares about your dick, sunshine. Especially us ladies who are into dicks. We can find and purchase bigger and better.
Oh man trolls coming down and getting dogpiled never ceases to make a thread even funnier to me.