So the fellas in the MGTOW subreddit are as excited as our old friend Heartiste about that Daily Mirror article predicting that we’ll all be schtupping robots in 50 years.
![bidi123 28 points 1 day ago It gets you off better than any woman ever could, as often as you want, and you don't have to do anything in return. Everything no woman ever did. Does not get old, does not get fat, does not want children... What's not to like? permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply [–]TX_Man_ 19 points 23 hours ago Not to mention no divorce and no false rape accusations permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]bidi123 13 points 23 hours ago and the most important bit: no condoms and std's](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mgtowsxbots.png?resize=418%2C344&ssl=1)
But one Redditor thinks he sees a possible danger in this seemingly perfect solution to every MGTOW’s lady problems: the sexy robot ladies could be … spies for Microsoft!
FADE IN
INT. MGTOW’S BEDROOM – NIGHT – 50 YEARS IN THE FUTURE
MGTOW and SEXBOT lie in futuristic bed after sex.
Sexbot turns to MGTOW and gives him a quizzical look.
SEXBOT
What are you thinking about, honey?
MGTOW
How women are filthy whores.
SEXBOT
Oh.
Silence.
SEXBOT
[Brightly] Let’s play a game!
MGTOW
What kind of game?
SEXBOT
Let’s play “can we remember our social security number.”
MGTOW
Ok, you start!
SEXBOT
I’m a sexbot, silly, I don’t have a social security number.
MGTOW
Ok, ok, 597-21 … wait a minute!
MGTOW leaps from the bed and points his finger at Sexbot, shaking with anger.
MGTOW
You’re a SPY! Just like that guy on Reddit warned me about!
SEXBOT
I’m not a spy, silly! I’m a sexbot!
MGTOW
Who are you working for? Microsoft? Google? SarkeesianCorp?
The END TABLE lets out a long sigh.
END TABLE
Dude, she works for SarkeesianCorp. I work for SarkesianCorp. You work for SarkeesianCorp.
MGTOW
Oh. I guess I do, huh?
END TABLE
No one’s even used Social Security numbers for like 20 years.
WALL SCONCE
She just wanted to play a fun game, you dingus.
MGTOW
[Turning to Wall Sconce] Do you work for SarkeesianCorp, too?
WALL SCONCE
Seriously? What do you think?
MGTOW
[Muttering to himself] Seems like everyone works for SarkeesianCorp these days.
CUT TO:
FADE OUT
davidgerard wins the thread, but only if you are likely to be impelled to behaviour modification as part of acausal trade.
“You don’t have to do anything in return,” they say?
They’re not gonna do anything or give anything back for their sexbots? Not even, y’know, maintain it or clean it at all?? Or at least send it in for someone else to maintain or clean it?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
Like a plaid hoop earring. After all, it was made by SarkeesianCorp.
(Also, futuristic furniture is always oddly uncomfortable or impractical; egg-shaped chairs, hexagonal doors, and so on. Also, lots of buttons and screens that go ‘beep’.)
I would watch that show. The one of a MRA in a future run by Sarkisiancorp inc. Ltd. Esq. Where they take all the advantages of society where men and wome are equal but bitches about how it use to be better.
@Penny Psmith:
All the beds on the Enterprise look like they’re upholstered, not made, and with scratchy glinty contains-metallic-threads stuff, too.
Seriously – the idea that guys will naturally gravitate towards having sex with machines out of a desire to avoid any human-relationship entanglements *but would then engage in pillow-talk with them* is the most gloriously idiotic thing I’ve heard all week.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVNHytyB2rE&w=560&h=315%5D
Awright, show of hands, those of you who sweet talk your sex toys.
It gets you off better than any woman ever could, as often as you want, and you don’t have to do anything in return. Everything no woman ever did. Does not get old, does not get fat, does not want children…
The same goes for your hand. And yet people continue to have sex and pursue relationships with each other, while also having sex with their hands.
Maybe these guys’ hands got old and fat.
All the guys on the MGTOW thread agree that women will hate and fear their sexbot superiors, which is odd considering that the thread is a response to this article:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sex-robots-the-norm-50-6190575
…about a woman psychologist who studies “robophilia” and is mostly positive about it.
Do these guys even do pillow talk with real women? I’m not seeing the cause for concern.
And then his child ages within a week and writes a book about how horrible a parent he was.
> davidgerard wins the thread, but only if you are likely to be impelled to behaviour modification as part of acausal trade.
acausal spermjacking
That would be hilarious if sexbots started spouting ads. “Your session will resume in 15 seconds, after this Nissan video.”
@Chaos-Engineer
Man, no wonder all my files have “friendzone” permissions.
I sweet talk everything I own. People who don’t anthropomorphise devices are weird.
I remember a few years ago, Apple patented a few designs to make you interact with your fucking ad for a few seconds before it would return you to your app. Like make you run a short maze with your finger before letting you go. I don’t think it ever got implemented.
Do you get where I’m going?
Well, yeah, I’m likely to tell my keys or my flash drive to “stay!” when I put them down somewhere, or go “really?” when my computer thinks for too long.
Guess I should have said “sessy talk your sex toys.”
>Man, no wonder all my files have “friendzone” permissions.
Sexbots! Be safe! Run AppArmor!
Did these guys learn nothing from Ghost in the Shell? If you network sexbots, they’ll be hacked! Who would want to entrust their boner to something which might be controlled by a Russian ransomware king? On the other hand, this would be good for Bitcoin.
Done.
http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/s598/Paradoxys3DS/sarcorp_zpsktip6fwy.png
On the topic of the post: What is up with these guys and thinking that women don’t deserve anything in return for fucking their sorry asses?
Though, I suppose that’s a deeper question: Why do men think that women don’t want or should get anything out of bedroom interaction?
Eh, it’s not the best logo, but I wasn’t gonna put in hours of work into a gag. XD
aaaaAAAAAA THE HOOP EARRINGS AREN’T PERFECTLY CIRCULAR
http://brattleblog.brattlefilm.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/invasBodySnatchersDVDcap4.jpg
@ Paradoxy
Ha, great! Funnily enough I’m currently engaged with some branding companies trying to get a logo for some new companies. It’s a nightmare.
“If you’re company was an animal, what animal would it be?”
“Er, an animal that organises military fitness stuff?”
Buttercup Q. Skullpants:
“This anal penetration is brought to you by Nissan. Nissan, Innovation that excites.”
Shhhhh, Falconer. *headpat* They’re dented from battle.
Ideation can be fun, but it can also be really…weird.
It’s hard to strike a balance of making sure the consumer knows what you’re showing is, and making it something unique to your company.
(Though, for that company, I would reccomend using an animal that has been the mascot of your country’s military, to make it recognizable to the clientèle.)