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The Daily Stormer defends its hero Donald Trump against the Elders of Zion (and the Daily Beast)

Trump waves hello to his growing army of neo-Nazi fans
Trump waves hello to his growing army of neo-Nazi fans

Andrew Agelin, grand wizard of The Daily Stormer, is given to, well, colorful headlines. Notable recent ones include

Devious Jew Vermin Abe Foxman Finally Steps Down as Anti-Defamation League Head

Jew Flood: 150,000 Ratlike Parasites to Apply for Spanish Citizenship Following New Law

Fed Jewess Janet Yellen Refusing to Share Documents with House Committee

He also has, as you might have noticed, a teensy bit of a preoccupation with Jewish people. Indeed, he’s something of an expert at working the fact (or the fantasy) of a person’s Jewishness into stories in which said person’s Jewishness is not really the story at all.

But Anglin’s attempts to inject a Jewish angle into the story of Donald Trump’s alleged rape of his then-wife Ivana deserve some sort of award. A terrible, terrible award. Here’s the headline:

Pulling Out All the Stops: Jews Accuse The Donald of Raping His Own Wife in the 80s

Technically, the person who accused The Donald of raping his own wife was his own wife, in a sworn deposition she gave several years after the alleged incident. What happened on Monday is that a publication ran an article reminding people of this allegation.

But let’s not get bogged down in mere details like that. Because, as Anglin sees it, Jewish fingerprints are all over the terrible smearing of The Donald, who is, incidentally, the darling of the neo-Nazi crowd at the moment.

The J, E, and W keys on Anglin’s laptop get quite a workout as he sets forth his accusations:

Whatever you think of Donald Trump, there is no doubt that most of the hardcore opposition to him is coming from the Jews. It was a Jew who tried to stump him on the John McCain war hero gibberish, Jewish-owned media outlets coming at him 24/7.

And Jews are a people whom no one has ever accused of having shame. They are now bringing up an ancient rape allegation (which was not actually a rape allegation) made by Trump’s wife, Ivana, during their divorce in the nineties.

The Jewish publication The Daily Beast was the first to unearth this hoax in an article written by Tim Mak (Asian) and Brandy Zadrozny (Jew).

But wait! It seems as though there’s a teensy weensy little schtikel of a flaw in Anglin’s Jewspiracy theory here.

Because, as you may recall, the Trump lawyer who got o much attention yesterday for defending his boss in a most Trumpian manner — with bluster and nonsense and a heavy dollop of attempted intimidation — was a guy named Michael Cohen.

Now, I’m no Hitler, but even I know that’s a Jewish name.

A Jew defending Trump against … the Jews? This Jewspiracy theory seems to have fallen as flat as unleavened bread.

But Anglin, an old pro in the anti-Semitism game, manages to work Cohen into his Jewspiracy theory.

What is interesting about the situation, from an anti-Semitic angle, is how horrible Trump’s Jewish lawyer, Michael Cohen, responded to the Asian reporter. …

Why would Cohen, who is surely a shrewd Jew, deal so horribly with a reporter, making a statement so offensive to modern sensibilities?

If I didn’t know better (and believe me, I don’t), I would almost wonder if this Jew working for Trump is purposefully attempting to sabotage his campaign.

And I am not asserting a conspiracy theory here. I am not suggesting some other Jew called up Cohen and told him he’d better serve the tribe and sabotage the Donald. The word “purposeful” wouldn’t even be explicitly accurate. The way Jewish psychology works, they subconsciously sense threats to their tribe, then act out based on these perceived threats. …

Well, it seems as though Anglin has this case all wrapped up, with no loose ends, like he’s a detective on Law & Order: Anti-Semite Unit.

But, to invoke an entirely different TV detective, there’s just one more thing that’s bugging me here.

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Because, ok, so it’s Anglin’s contention that it was Michael Cohen’s evil Jewy unconscious that led him to behave in a way that made Trump look even worse than he already does?

Who else talked about the unconscious mind a lot? You know, he didn’t really invent the idea, per se, but he was the one that got people talking about it at cocktail parties for like a century.

I believe it was a famous psychologist named Sigmund Freud.

Or should I say a famous JEW psychologist named Sigmund Freud?

That’s right. There’s only one conclusion to draw from this.

Andrew Anglin, the supposedly Jew-hating, Hitler-loving dude behind The Daily Stormer, is working for the Jews!

All I can say to you, Andrew, is welcome aboard!

There’s lox and bagels in the break room.

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Paradoxical Intention
9 years ago

I sincerely hope someone makes that first cat into a gif. That cat is the best cat.

“No. Sit. Stay.”

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

@Pandapool, you said you were getting messed up by Life is Strange. In a good way–.

No. No I’m not. Not episode 4 I’m not.

Falconer
9 years ago

@Pandapool: Sorry about that.

marinerachel
marinerachel
9 years ago

I really must say, as a Jew, the perks are FABULOUS! I don’t even know what to do with all my Jew-y power sometimes.

(I frigging love how convinced anti-semites are that Jews possess some sinister, threatening ability to take down good white people.)

Anisky
Anisky
9 years ago

@alaisvex Convert, of course. Unless you’re already Jewish, in which case, I guess you’re hooked up to it and just didn’t know it. I certainly had no idea until now that I was part of any hive mind.

Anisky
Anisky
9 years ago

“And Jews are a people whom no one has ever accused of having shame.”

What makes shame different from guilt? Because we Jews have a fuckload of guilt. It’s a thing. It’s really, really a thing.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

@Falconer

Seriously. They dropped fifty million bombs in this episode. I would write a spoilery post but, fuck, there was so much drama.

GrumpyOldSocialJusticeMangina

@Anisky: The usual distinction between guilt and shame is that guilt is an internal feeling of having transgressed whereas shame is a fear that others will regard you as a transgressor. In other words, guilt is internalized shame. Western (Judeo-Christian) societies have tended to try to instill guilt whereas Eastern (Confucian) societies have relied on shame particularly the idea that one has embarrassed one’s family.

Katzentier
Katzentier
9 years ago

@Paradoxial Intention
That gif exists. I saw it somewhere today.

weirwoodtreehugger
9 years ago

In more Donald Trump is the worst news:
https://twitter.com/Lennyjacobson/status/588867303908868096

History Nerd
History Nerd
9 years ago

The “Jewish psychology” thing sounds like Anglin has been reading Kevin MacDonald’s books about “Jewish evolutionary strategy.” But MacDonald’s work is just a pathetic attempt to scientifically rationalize old school anti-Semitic bigotry.

Mari
Mari
9 years ago

Anisky, I was raised Catholic. My husband is Jewish. The guilt levels in this house are amazing. Not for any good reason, of course. Just because of those nuns. And our moms. Just …because.

I do think that very specific kind of guilt is different from shame, though. I’ll have to consider why. Guiltily, of course.

saphy
saphy
9 years ago

Just dropping in quickly (supposed to be working like a grownup) to mention the Leonard Warwick Family Court Bombings case that’s in the Aus news right now. Murderer and probably MRA-adjacent.

Back to work! X

friday jones
friday jones
9 years ago

Guys like Donald Trump are why people from Old Money so despise the nouveau-riche. He can somehow make the fanciest most expensive and exclusive stuff seem cheap and tawdry.

Falconer
9 years ago

Guys like Donald Trump are why people from Old Money so despise the nouveau-riche.

You mean there are people who don’t?!

Falconer
9 years ago

But yes, Trump makes Jay Fucking Gatsby look well-read and thoughtful.

Mike
Mike
9 years ago

Guys like Donald Trump are why people from Old Money so despise the nouveau-riche. He can somehow make the fanciest most expensive and exclusive stuff seem cheap and tawdry.

Just wanted to quickly mention that Trump was born into wealth and inherited something like tens of millions of dollars, plus the family business, from his dad. His dad was a self-made man so I guess Trump is still more-or-less nouveau-riche, but not THAT nouveau if you know what I mean.

Mari
Mari
9 years ago

I worked in an old-money area for a while and then moved to wealthier community that was mostly new money. There was an amazing difference in the customers I dealt with. Old money is generally polite, and often you don’t realize they’re rich because they wander in wearing shabby clothes after parking an elderly car. Then they drop huge amounts of money without a blink only to come back a week later and do the same thing.

The self-made rich are often nice, but more likely to advertise their wealth. The worst of the worst? Second generation rich, like Trump. This is all generalizing, of course, but I’ve experienced all kinds of bad behavior, right up to a customer yanking on my hair to get my attention when I was waiting on someone else.

Falconer
9 years ago

right up to a customer yanking on my hair to get my attention when I was waiting on someone else.

What disgusting behavior! Reminds me of W cleaning his glasses on a woman’s cardigan.

I’m sorry you had to put up with that, Mari.

weirwoodtreehugger
9 years ago

Second generation wealth? Anyone ever watch MTV’s My Super Sweet 16. I used to hate watch it. Some truly despicable people.

yutolia
9 years ago

@WWTH: I think I sat through 2 episodes.

Tracy
Tracy
9 years ago

http://i.giphy.com/tLIYkp9rxq5dC.gif

@Pandapool, are you playing LiS or watching a LP? I’ve been watching Many A True Nerd’s LP of it… didn’t know Ep.4 was out. Sounds like I need to prepare myself.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

@Tracy

I’ve been watching Geek Remix’s playthrough.

And, fucking yes, you need to prepare for it. Gird your loins, steel yourself – fucking EVERYTHING is gonna be dropped on you like a fucking brick, from Rachel Amber to what the red folders are to what;s up with Nathan and every fucking thing.

The first part, in particular, if you had a terminally ill person in your life, you will be upset. I certainly was. It took me hours to get over it.

Also, #Mari(from Geek Remix)WasRightAboutEVERYTHING2k15.

Lam
Lam
9 years ago

“seems to have fallen as flat as unleavened bread.”

I see what you did there…!

I’m so proud of myself ^.^