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The Daily Stormer defends its hero Donald Trump against the Elders of Zion (and the Daily Beast)

Trump waves hello to his growing army of neo-Nazi fans
Trump waves hello to his growing army of neo-Nazi fans

Andrew Agelin, grand wizard of The Daily Stormer, is given to, well, colorful headlines. Notable recent ones include

Devious Jew Vermin Abe Foxman Finally Steps Down as Anti-Defamation League Head

Jew Flood: 150,000 Ratlike Parasites to Apply for Spanish Citizenship Following New Law

Fed Jewess Janet Yellen Refusing to Share Documents with House Committee

He also has, as you might have noticed, a teensy bit of a preoccupation with Jewish people. Indeed, he’s something of an expert at working the fact (or the fantasy) of a person’s Jewishness into stories in which said person’s Jewishness is not really the story at all.

But Anglin’s attempts to inject a Jewish angle into the story of Donald Trump’s alleged rape of his then-wife Ivana deserve some sort of award. A terrible, terrible award. Here’s the headline:

Pulling Out All the Stops: Jews Accuse The Donald of Raping His Own Wife in the 80s

Technically, the person who accused The Donald of raping his own wife was his own wife, in a sworn deposition she gave several years after the alleged incident. What happened on Monday is that a publication ran an article reminding people of this allegation.

But let’s not get bogged down in mere details like that. Because, as Anglin sees it, Jewish fingerprints are all over the terrible smearing of The Donald, who is, incidentally, the darling of the neo-Nazi crowd at the moment.

The J, E, and W keys on Anglin’s laptop get quite a workout as he sets forth his accusations:

Whatever you think of Donald Trump, there is no doubt that most of the hardcore opposition to him is coming from the Jews. It was a Jew who tried to stump him on the John McCain war hero gibberish, Jewish-owned media outlets coming at him 24/7.

And Jews are a people whom no one has ever accused of having shame. They are now bringing up an ancient rape allegation (which was not actually a rape allegation) made by Trump’s wife, Ivana, during their divorce in the nineties.

The Jewish publication The Daily Beast was the first to unearth this hoax in an article written by Tim Mak (Asian) and Brandy Zadrozny (Jew).

But wait! It seems as though there’s a teensy weensy little schtikel of a flaw in Anglin’s Jewspiracy theory here.

Because, as you may recall, the Trump lawyer who got o much attention yesterday for defending his boss in a most Trumpian manner — with bluster and nonsense and a heavy dollop of attempted intimidation — was a guy named Michael Cohen.

Now, I’m no Hitler, but even I know that’s a Jewish name.

A Jew defending Trump against … the Jews? This Jewspiracy theory seems to have fallen as flat as unleavened bread.

But Anglin, an old pro in the anti-Semitism game, manages to work Cohen into his Jewspiracy theory.

What is interesting about the situation, from an anti-Semitic angle, is how horrible Trump’s Jewish lawyer, Michael Cohen, responded to the Asian reporter. …

Why would Cohen, who is surely a shrewd Jew, deal so horribly with a reporter, making a statement so offensive to modern sensibilities?

If I didn’t know better (and believe me, I don’t), I would almost wonder if this Jew working for Trump is purposefully attempting to sabotage his campaign.

And I am not asserting a conspiracy theory here. I am not suggesting some other Jew called up Cohen and told him he’d better serve the tribe and sabotage the Donald. The word “purposeful” wouldn’t even be explicitly accurate. The way Jewish psychology works, they subconsciously sense threats to their tribe, then act out based on these perceived threats. …

Well, it seems as though Anglin has this case all wrapped up, with no loose ends, like he’s a detective on Law & Order: Anti-Semite Unit.

But, to invoke an entirely different TV detective, there’s just one more thing that’s bugging me here.

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Because, ok, so it’s Anglin’s contention that it was Michael Cohen’s evil Jewy unconscious that led him to behave in a way that made Trump look even worse than he already does?

Who else talked about the unconscious mind a lot? You know, he didn’t really invent the idea, per se, but he was the one that got people talking about it at cocktail parties for like a century.

I believe it was a famous psychologist named Sigmund Freud.

Or should I say a famous JEW psychologist named Sigmund Freud?

That’s right. There’s only one conclusion to draw from this.

Andrew Anglin, the supposedly Jew-hating, Hitler-loving dude behind The Daily Stormer, is working for the Jews!

All I can say to you, Andrew, is welcome aboard!

There’s lox and bagels in the break room.

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Tabby Lavalamp
Tabby Lavalamp
9 years ago

I can’t even begin to understand how the minds of these people work. I don’t think I’d be able to get out of bed in the morning if I was suffocating under the weight of that much hate.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
9 years ago
Aura
Aura
9 years ago

Mmm bagels…

Also, every once and awhile I wake up in a cold sweat of fear at the notion of Donald Trump as President of the US. I mean, the current Canadian Prime Minister is nightmare enough. Keep passing the open windows my American neighbours. Keep passing the open windows.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
9 years ago

M, you have been on absolute *form* these past few days.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
9 years ago

“The Jews are behind this latest attack against Dear Old Donald. How do I know? Because only the Jew-controlled media is attacking him!”

“Wait, don’t you believe every single media outlet is controlled by the Jews?”

“Yes!”

“So every media outlet is attacking him…”

“Correct.”

“So the fact that he is roundly criticized *by everyone* is evidence…”

“Clear-cut evidence. It’s the Jews!”

“And the fact that there was a Jewish person attacking him?”

“Jews.”

“And that there is one defending him?”

“Jews.”

“And that there are plenty who don’t give a toss and just want to see an asshole go down in flames burdened by the weight of his own ego…”

“Jews. Jews Jews Jews, it’s all the fault of the Jews! Everything wrong or bad about The Donald is all the fault of the Jews!”

“…”

“JEEEEWWWWWWSSSSSS!”

freemage
9 years ago

Ferglarglebargleglerb…

Ugh, This was even less coherent than most of the MRA crap we usually get around here.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago
Zeb Berryman
Zeb Berryman
9 years ago

When your defense comes from a Neo-Nazi group you may want to rethink your life. When your considered Super popular with said group you should turn back before its too late. If you are Donald Trump however it’s already too late.

alaisvex
alaisvex
9 years ago

Ooh! There’s a Jewish hivemind too. How do I get plugged into that one?

Falconer
9 years ago

All right, time to relax my brain after reading all that hate.

Aaaahhhh.

spacelawn
9 years ago

It’s almost (almost) funny how this guy manages to see everything wrong that ever happens as something that the jews did. He has quite an imagination i can give him that.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
9 years ago

@EJ

Hehe, thankyou, but I do believe Panda won that round. XD

Mwa
Mwa
9 years ago

“Once in a while”

weirwoodtreehugger
9 years ago

I don’t know, Alaisvex. I think being a feminist makes you Jewish by default. So you’re probably already plugged into the hive mind. Just, you know, unconsciously.

Mari
Mari
9 years ago

“And Jews are a people whom no one has ever accused of having shame.”

I’ve been married to a Jewish guy for a long time, and I’m trying to think of things he should be ashamed about.

All that comes to mind is he keeps telling the same damn jokes over and over. But my kids tell me that’s a Dad thing, not a Jewish thing.

benfromcanada
9 years ago

I don’t get how these people’s brains work.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

@Falconer

I WANT TO GIVE THEM ALL BELLY RUBS LOOK AT THOSE TEENY BELLIES JUST WANNA LOVE

Falconer
9 years ago

@Pandapool, you said you were getting messed up by Life is Strange. In a good way? I admit I have little idea about the game except it features Awkward Teenage Kisses.

reymohammed
9 years ago

BenfromCanada, you can’t see the workings of anything that small without a microscope.

NicolaLuna
NicolaLuna
9 years ago

Urgh. May he step on all the dreidels forever.

Film Runner
Film Runner
9 years ago

Now, I’m no Hitler,

More sentences need to start like this. Also, does anyone know if the International Jewish Conspiracy are hiring? I’m in need of a job.

Emma
Emma
9 years ago

Ivanka trump married a Jew and converted to Judaism, and as far as I know she still works for her dad. I don’t know what their relationship is like, but… yeah. Just saying. Maybe she’s a SPY????

Lady Mondegreen
Lady Mondegreen
9 years ago

Nobody mocks hatred, and turns it into hilarity, better than Dave. Nobody.

I don’t know how he manages it, but…(cue Carly Simon singing Nobody does it better)

Still grinning.

makroth
makroth
9 years ago

”The Donald”.
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