Andrew Agelin, grand wizard of The Daily Stormer, is given to, well, colorful headlines. Notable recent ones include
Devious Jew Vermin Abe Foxman Finally Steps Down as Anti-Defamation League Head
Jew Flood: 150,000 Ratlike Parasites to Apply for Spanish Citizenship Following New Law
Fed Jewess Janet Yellen Refusing to Share Documents with House Committee
He also has, as you might have noticed, a teensy bit of a preoccupation with Jewish people. Indeed, he’s something of an expert at working the fact (or the fantasy) of a person’s Jewishness into stories in which said person’s Jewishness is not really the story at all.
But Anglin’s attempts to inject a Jewish angle into the story of Donald Trump’s alleged rape of his then-wife Ivana deserve some sort of award. A terrible, terrible award. Here’s the headline:
Pulling Out All the Stops: Jews Accuse The Donald of Raping His Own Wife in the 80s
Technically, the person who accused The Donald of raping his own wife was his own wife, in a sworn deposition she gave several years after the alleged incident. What happened on Monday is that a publication ran an article reminding people of this allegation.
But let’s not get bogged down in mere details like that. Because, as Anglin sees it, Jewish fingerprints are all over the terrible smearing of The Donald, who is, incidentally, the darling of the neo-Nazi crowd at the moment.
The J, E, and W keys on Anglin’s laptop get quite a workout as he sets forth his accusations:
Whatever you think of Donald Trump, there is no doubt that most of the hardcore opposition to him is coming from the Jews. It was a Jew who tried to stump him on the John McCain war hero gibberish, Jewish-owned media outlets coming at him 24/7.
And Jews are a people whom no one has ever accused of having shame. They are now bringing up an ancient rape allegation (which was not actually a rape allegation) made by Trump’s wife, Ivana, during their divorce in the nineties.
The Jewish publication The Daily Beast was the first to unearth this hoax in an article written by Tim Mak (Asian) and Brandy Zadrozny (Jew).
But wait! It seems as though there’s a teensy weensy little schtikel of a flaw in Anglin’s Jewspiracy theory here.
Because, as you may recall, the Trump lawyer who got o much attention yesterday for defending his boss in a most Trumpian manner — with bluster and nonsense and a heavy dollop of attempted intimidation — was a guy named Michael Cohen.
Now, I’m no Hitler, but even I know that’s a Jewish name.
A Jew defending Trump against … the Jews? This Jewspiracy theory seems to have fallen as flat as unleavened bread.
But Anglin, an old pro in the anti-Semitism game, manages to work Cohen into his Jewspiracy theory.
What is interesting about the situation, from an anti-Semitic angle, is how horrible Trump’s Jewish lawyer, Michael Cohen, responded to the Asian reporter. …
Why would Cohen, who is surely a shrewd Jew, deal so horribly with a reporter, making a statement so offensive to modern sensibilities?
If I didn’t know better (and believe me, I don’t), I would almost wonder if this Jew working for Trump is purposefully attempting to sabotage his campaign.
And I am not asserting a conspiracy theory here. I am not suggesting some other Jew called up Cohen and told him he’d better serve the tribe and sabotage the Donald. The word “purposeful” wouldn’t even be explicitly accurate. The way Jewish psychology works, they subconsciously sense threats to their tribe, then act out based on these perceived threats. …
Well, it seems as though Anglin has this case all wrapped up, with no loose ends, like he’s a detective on Law & Order: Anti-Semite Unit.
But, to invoke an entirely different TV detective, there’s just one more thing that’s bugging me here.
Because, ok, so it’s Anglin’s contention that it was Michael Cohen’s evil Jewy unconscious that led him to behave in a way that made Trump look even worse than he already does?
Who else talked about the unconscious mind a lot? You know, he didn’t really invent the idea, per se, but he was the one that got people talking about it at cocktail parties for like a century.
I believe it was a famous psychologist named Sigmund Freud.
Or should I say a famous JEW psychologist named Sigmund Freud?
That’s right. There’s only one conclusion to draw from this.
Andrew Anglin, the supposedly Jew-hating, Hitler-loving dude behind The Daily Stormer, is working for the Jews!
All I can say to you, Andrew, is welcome aboard!
There’s lox and bagels in the break room.
The irony is that he’s managed to give Michael Cohen way too much credit. Well, one of the ironies.
@Falconer – what is the squidgy whale’s context? Do I want to know? (yes, yes I do)
@Tracy: It’s from Steven Universe. Steven manages to open his mom’s room, which is all pink and rose and cloudy and stuff. The whale shows up there.
Then it gets weird and scary because Rose’s room is basically a holodeck but it can’t really simulate the whole of Beach City, which Steven manages to get it to do because he doesn’t know what it does or how it works. So it gives him an empty Beach City full of people who stand around doing nothing, and repeat the same lines over and over.
Not an episode for people who have spells of not being sure what’s real.
None of that is the whale’s fault. It is adorably cute.
Here’s a clip with the whale. The last few seconds are a fan edit.
mockingbird: I hope other states follow suit with the idea of allowing a John Doe case to extend the statute of limitations while the identity of the defendant is determined. The limitations are meant to prevent misconduct from 5 or ten years ago from being brought up as an ambush. In cases like this one, though, the person is getting notified of the lawsuit during the original limitation–they’re the ones responsible, at that point, for delaying the proceedings.
LOL
I love this blog.
The Believer is one of my favourite movies, and it’s fascinating because practically everything the main character attributes negatively to the Jews are things he hates about himself. In some ways it’s almost a hundred-minute study of psychological projection.
Without projection our lives would be as shaky as, as, as a FIDDLER ON THE ROOF!
As Sigmund Freud said, sometimes a cigar is just a whining Nazi a-hole.
PS, love your blog.
Apparently, Gawker just doxxed and posted Trump’s personal phone number.
Note to lurkers: DO NOT POST THAT SHIT HERE. Doxxing is doxxing is doxxing. Nobody deserves harassment, not even assholes like Trump.
Didn’t Trump’s daughter Ivanka actually marry a Jewish guy and convert? Have they forgotten that, or do they think its another plot to foil The Donald?!!
If you want to know how “these people’s minds work” – ask me, I’m one of them. And much smarter than most if not all you spooks(mostly). While Anglin is Jewish and a form of Jewish “controlled opposition” – I am a real Christian nationalist(but I hate Trump -he’s actually Jewish imho). But I get the distinct impression this is a Jewish and scripted site…trying to make play the phoney “liberal” side of the Hegelian Dialectic. But yeah -if you want to pretend you’re interested I’m all in for testing your supposed ‘superiority’, lol…
Is this Mark again?
Doesn’t matter, I’ll bite.
Okay, “Steve” Dazzle us with your superior intellect. Tell us how Andrew Anglin, Donald Trump and WHTM are all in a nefarious Jewish conspiracy. I can’t wait to hear it!
“Spooks”?
I’ve never thought of myself as ghostly. I am too pale, I suppose.
Ohmigosh it’s you
Please yes I am enraptured, tell me how your mind works, tell me about the inner workings of The Great Ethnic Nationalist mind, and the plots of the great globalist conspiracy. I’ve never understood how the very idea of a global conspiracy to destroy European culture wouldn’t collapse under the most cursory of critical examinations. I’m clearly missing something, what is it?
– Scildfreja Unnýðnes
(P.S. If you declare one side of a Hegelian dialectic to be “phony”, you aren’t having a Hegelian dialectic. You’re probably having more of a Marxist dialectic. Probably not your intention!)
This gon be good…
“Spooks” as in spies or “Spooks” as in the old-timey racist slur? I need to know before I can tell whether this is hilarious or vomitous.
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Aww, I guess he’s scared off. I was looking forward to our lecture on the superiority of the ‘european race’ and how it relates to the fact that it’s continually the underdog against the weak, stupid, effeminate non-whiteys! Did I offend him by pointing out that his Hegelian dialectic was actually Marxist? We may never know.
Oh well. Come on back now, y’hear!
I imagine that he’s scurried back to Reddit or wherever, to tell his compatriots that five whole SJWs noticed him, and posted seven whole response messages. Truly, a mighty blow has been struck for free speech! We are all triggered! Soon SJWdom will be defeated forever!
I wonder if Donald Trump will pin the medal on personally?
So it’s true. Everyone that isn’t overly Christian and white is Jewish to these asshole.
I just had to copy and paste these words to confirm for myself that they were actually written by a real live human being.
:O
Daft Punk has me like
Did Anglin check to ascertain that, in addition to being Asian, Tim Mak isn’t also a Jew?
Oh, and someone should remind Anglin that there are twelve tribes.