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Lesbianism is a plot to deny men sex with hot women before they get old, Red Piller explains

By the time she switches to men .... it'll be too late! (Because she'll be old and ugly by then.)
By the time she switches to men …. it’ll be too late! (Because she’ll be old and ugly by then.)

Scientists may not have the whole “what causes homosexuality” thing figured out to everyone’s satisfaction yet, but one Red Pill Redditor thinks he has an answer.

Shockingly, it has to do with his boner, and the fact that not all women are interested in it.

LionLaw 49 points 17 hours ago*  I feel like being a lesbian is a phase for women, something they all eventually grow out of (for the most part) once the threat of the wall becomes all too real. Maybe not a "phase" per se, but more like an excuse to waste away her youth and good looks before her beta in shining glasses comes to marry her while she fucks chad on da side. Edit: Jesus, I wouldn't touch those women with a stick

The rest of the Reddit thread contains numerous other Red Pillers offering their own theories about lesbians, so, er, go read that if you want to bathe more in the intellectual equivalent of a fetid hot tub filled with red bull, ignorance, and poop.

H/T — r/thebluepill (the good ones)

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Sunny Burn
9 years ago

I’ll take “has never spoken to or interacted with a lesbian in any way outside of watching so called ‘lesbian’ porn” for 500, Alex!

chaltab
chaltab
9 years ago

Lesbians do not work that way!

Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
9 years ago

Lemme just check with my wife of almost 20 years about how long this phase is supposed to last.

Bina
Bina
9 years ago

BRB, gotta go tell all my LGBT+ friends that their lifelong orientations are “just a phase”. Most of them are long past “wall” age, BTW.

Bina
Bina
9 years ago

Also, “Jesus, I wouldn’t touch those women with a stick” — I’m sure that feeling is mutual, bubba!

Cerberus
Cerberus
9 years ago

That is a man desperate for any conspiracy theory that can allow him to escape the knowledge that not all women want his D.

Nop
Nop
9 years ago

Got to love the sour grapes bit at the end, where he unconvincingly pretends it’s his decision not to ever have sex with them. LOL.

weirwoodtreehugger
9 years ago

To all the lesbians reading this,
I toast you and your misandrous plots!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-biDzXwNuzRw/VN1jS5Z8n6I/AAAAAAAASFY/QaAdg6NnPX8/s1600/the%2BDC%2Btoasting.gif

alaisvex
alaisvex
9 years ago

The level of insecurity here is mind-boggling. They can’t believe that any woman they’d deem attractive would be completely sexually uninterested in them or in any man whatsoever. So of course, lesbianism has to be a phase (at least for hot women).

Zeb Berryman
Zeb Berryman
9 years ago

The way this guy talks you’d think lesbians invented there sexuality just to mess with him personally, which is probably what he actually believes. The level of self involvement mixed with strange paranoia, and bitterness these guys have is somewhere between gross, funny, and disturbing.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

http://38.media.tumblr.com/5b1ce7bbbfea90ceac69eb90499f0977/tumblr_nhk6xdu0A21u5yov3o1_400.gif

I like this, especially if he never gets laid because of it. The world can do with more lesbians…

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dolly-wink.gif

brian
brian
9 years ago

that post doesn’t even make sense in the context of its own logic… why does a woman need an “excuse” to “waste away her youth and good looks”? can’t she waste them away without an excuse? and why does he think women WANT to do that?
i’d have slightly more “respect” for their ridiculous ideas if they at least had some internal consistency.

andiexist
andiexist
9 years ago

@WWTH

*glass clink*
http://rlv.zcache.com/fantasy_dragon_toast_postcard-r1be047c0c5564f9788d826c396d3e4f2_vgbaq_8byvr_324.jpg

(Okay, I’ll take any excuse to post dragons.)

kupo
kupo
9 years ago

why does a woman need an “excuse” to “waste away her youth and good looks”?

Because hot women obviously want his D, so anything that comes out of their mouth stating anything contrary to that obvious truth must be an excuse. Q.E.D.

Ellesar
Ellesar
9 years ago

I guess I would blow this bozo’s tiny mind as I am a lesbian, and I also did prostitution for a short time in my youth!
Doing prostitution made me SO glad that I was attracted to women, because I saw what happened to my fellow workers attitude to men – very few of them could have positive relationships with men, several had mooching boyfriends, one was doing prostitution purely because her boyfriend ‘asked’ her to earn money to help his mother who owed money! Some of the customers didn’t improve matters either.

Judas Peckerwood
Judas Peckerwood
9 years ago

“Jesus, I wouldn’t touch those women with a stick”

Interestingly, there are numerous women and men of various sexual orientations who are willing to touch YOU with a stick — providing it’s very sharp and the tip is dipped in rat poison. Go figure!

Olive O'Sudden
Olive O'Sudden
9 years ago

I really don’t understand: If there’s an all-threatening ‘wall’ in the future of young women with good looks, how is it that they’re still able to snag ‘chads’ on the side after they marry their ‘betas’ who are apparently the only males with low enough self-esteem to accept boning women who have lost their youth and good looks? This guy’s logic doesn’t even work internally.

This Handle is a Test
This Handle is a Test
9 years ago

I’d say Reddit is the equivalent of the internet’s sewer…except sewer’s actually fulfill a useful (if nasty) function.

Boost
Boost
9 years ago

Who is CHAD? Why is that some kind of weird shorthand for these people?

Is Chad bad? Do they want to be Chads? Why pick that name? I knew a Chad in junior high. Do they mean him?

Judas Peckerwood
Judas Peckerwood
9 years ago

“This guy’s logic doesn’t even work internally.”

Au contraire, Olive, it works perfectly well when you’re peering up your own lower GI tract.

hajiminion
9 years ago

That’s so dumb that it’s almost beautiful. Wow.

deniseeliza
deniseeliza
9 years ago

Man, I thought I was just single in my 30s but now I know that I just need to hit the “wall” and then I’ll be assigned a beta to love and a string of chads to screw! Awesome! Feminism is so great, you guys.

jillhorton
9 years ago

Point out some women are asexual and watch their little minds pop a fuse as they go ranting into denial that asexuality is even a thing.

Paradoxical Intention
9 years ago

I love how they think that their penises are the world’s greatest treasure, and denying it to us is absolute torture and we deserve it because we’re so misanderous to the poor widdle red-pillocks because we don’t bend over backwards for them and their glorious cocks.

*continues to be sexually attracted to people of all genders 5ever*

I do have to admit, I take some sort of glee in being things that red pillers have nightmares about. Like being pansexual, not wanting kids, being a feminist, fat, and not wearing enough makeup to make it look like I don’t wear makeup.

Cry harder, red pill dorks, for I have a bathtub to fill. This youthful complexion doesn’t happen on it’s own, don’tcha know!

Some sort of username
Some sort of username
9 years ago

@Paradoxial Intention

You are my idol.

As everyone else said it’s almost impressive these people manage to be this self absorbed with their own need for de secks that basically anything can make sense to them, no matter how ridiculous it sounds.

Oh, and that’s a fancy new theme you’re sporting for the blog, David.

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