Today, a news quiz!
Earlier this week, creepy misogynistic internet shitpublication Return of Kings posted an article titled “American Women Are Only Good For One Thing,” by Donovan Sharpe, described in his bio on the site as “a west coast resident who lives for objectifying women while keeping them on their toes, their backs, and their knees.”
The Question: According to Mr. Sharpe, what is the one thing American women are good for?
- Converting light energy from the Sun into “food”
- Producing a toxin in a specialized gland that is used to kill or paralyze prey via biting or spitting.
- Holding their breath for 90 minutes during deep ocean dives
- Jumping 100 times their own height
- Sex
- If you cut a woman in half, each half will regenerate into a whole woman
ANSWER: According to Sharpe, the answer is number 5, sex.
But it was a trick question! Numbers 1, 2, and 4 are also correct.
Apparently unaware of the amazing jumping, toxin-producing and photosynthetic abilities of women, Sharpe argues that
most of today’s women are bitchy, masculine, selfish cunts with inferiority complexes that make them think they want to dominate men.
The sad truth is that decades of feminism has reduced women to nothing more than three holes and a set of tits who are only as good as the orgasms they provide men.
I also think he’s wrong about the number of holes. Women have nostrils, right? And earholes? I mean, I don’t think they’re very good for sex, but they’re definitely holes.
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@sn0rkmaiden
Interesting point you raise in your last paragraph. What does the wrong man do after walking away from his family/parental responsibilities? Does he then go on to join the AvFm/ROK/mgTow crew? Thus doubling up on shitty behaviour.
It’s what Elam did.
@Autosoma,
I’ve wondered that myself. I cannot comprehend how anyone can just wash their hands of their family and walk away, no matter how acrimoniously the split has been.
The guys who are being kept from their children are among the only red pill guys I feel sorry for, knowing full well those manosphere sites will only make things worse for them. That said, much of the time they’re unreliable narrators, and won’t talk about their own culpability. I can understand a man resenting lack of contact with his kids, but not begrudging having to provide for them.
Btw, forgive me for prying, but how are things going for you? Are you and your wife back together? I saw your recent comment about how you’re all moving out of London.
@Buttercup – haha, a sarcastic font would be great, I like that idea 🙂
Or maybe we could repurpose Comic Sans into the sarcasm font? I think life might be improved by reading everything you see in Comic Sans as sarcasm.
Looks like neoreaction is now heavily involved in the ‘cuckservative’ twitter phenomenon.They’re trying to replicate gamegate with Trump
@Sn0rkmaiden
Hi we had some relationship stresses but by listening carefully on my part, using empathy on my part and by both of us assessing the root problems we’ve been having, we decided that moving out of London will be best for all of us. Unfortunately, Mrs. Autosoma’s last two jobs (Enterprise IT project management – I’d like to name and shame but the UK’s pretty litigious and they are organisations that you all know and she wants to put it behind her and move on) were in horribly misogynistic environments and I failed to support her appropriately.
Anyway a bit of empathy, understanding and grunt work on my part and we’re back on track. Thank you for showing concern it is very appreciated.
Single fathers get god like hero status, single mothers are to spit on. Life 101.
And yeah there is the “dead beat dad” that sometimes gets jailed for non payment, which is a catch 22 but by and large we know who has the most responsibility. AND this kind of talk makes me feel like I’ve fallen for another “contest”. It’s not a contest, it’s a defense.
@Autosoma,
glad to hear you two are back on track. Best of luck with moving forward 🙂
I’m tempted to move out of London myself, but it’s not my choice alone to make. I love this city, but there are so many downsides.
@ autosoma and sn0rkmaiden
I did 15 years in London. I loved it, but moving to Cornwall was one of the best things I ever did.
London is great and exciting and there’s lots to do, but nothing beats just being able to stare at the sea or visit some stone circles. You can also visit friends for a cup of tea without it involving the logistics of Scott’s Antarctic journey.
I love London, but I work outside of it. Rather than continue to be the only person silly enough to pay London rents and then commute *out* each morning, I’m probably going to rebase myself nearer to work soon.
I’ll miss London. In particular I’ll miss not needing a car.
@indifferntsky,
Judgybitch wrote a shitty blogpost that illustrates exactly what you’re saying about the double standards with which single fathers and mothers are viewed. She literally vilified single mothers as undatable while praising single fathers to the heavens.
The problem isn’t between mothers and fathers here, it’s the way society judges us. It is frustrating that a man will get kudos for the basic decency of caring for his family while a woman will be despised for having a family that is less than 1950’s style perfection.
@Alan Robertshaw,
I am so jealous 🙂 If I ever do leave London my choice would be to move somewhere coastal. Though I’ll probably just go North where the property prices are still within reason.
@Alan
I hear ya, I love living down here. Except that my chosen career plans mean I’ll probably wind up living in London for the first time, for a while.
@Wilson
COMIC SAAAAAAANS!!!!!!
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I’m okay with bowling balls, it’s clusters of small holes that are the problem.
The only exception is crumpets. I don’t have to look at them for long because it only takes 20 seconds for me to take them out the toaster, butter them and stuff them in my mouth. ???? Their deliciousness overrides my trypophobia. Yummm.
@snork
Yes yes yes, do it. I’ve lived on the south coast my whole life and even though my hometown doesn’t have a beach, my current place does and I love it. The little coves among the cliffs are especially lovely.
@Sunnysombrera,
alas it’s not up to me entirely. I co-own my house with my ace platonic life partner, and he wouldn’t want to sell up right now, my parents both live here, and Snork Junior’s settled at school. But one day….
I should really have made the move years ago, but I was always tied to London because of work. Now I’m working for myself and could live anywhere with a postal service, there are other factors making me stay put.
Glad to hear the new job’s working out okay by the way. I figured the bingo hall was the better option.
I live in York and I don’t need a car!! York is fantastic–it’s awesome to live in the real-life Winterfell. [brought to you by the York tourist board] Actually it’s very likely that after more than a decade here I’ll be out of here no later than the end of the year–to elsewhere in the UK, or elsewhere in the world–I’ll really regret it, but I can’t allow my career to suffer any more.
And also Autosoma it’s very inspiring to read your updates and I wish you and your family well, and good luck with your transition to a new place and new life.
Yes, single moms are the worst thing ever, but single dads are heros. Also if a man gives up custody and just has visitation, that is perfectly ok, but if a woman does that she’s a monster. It’s gross.
@ Sn0rkmaiden & Indifferentsky,
It makes me wonder about how many single mothers these turds actually know in real life. I know quite a few, and they’re the most hard-working, money-conscious people around. Spontaneous Iphone purchases? Not likely. They work a second job on the weekends and spend what little time they have raising their kids. There’s no free time or resources available to even think of frivolous spending. Honestly, every single mother I know puts her children first, sometimes at the cost of her own physical and emotional health. MRAs & assorted asshats have deliberate blinders on.
Frootloopsie:
*Twinsies!!*
It’s going to be weird living outside if London, I did think that I would miss the cultural diversity – but I don’t think I will. Working with the boys in the city really messed with Mrs. Autosoma’s head and she’s looking forward to living on the coast, being a SAHP and maybe becoming a teacher.
We both work/d in IT and there is something terribly flawed about the “boy’s own” culture, there is too much pressure to work longer than the contractual hours, too much “work hard – play hard” and that comes at the expense of family.
Anyway, thank all for your positivity.
I wish to the universe that this was true. It would be so awesome.
Uh? I’m not American but I have a vagina and I’m asexual…
Hey, that’s great! I’ll never have sex with a rok person! 😀
http://crooksandliars.com/files/primary_image/15/06/2216490-voldemort01.jpg
#feministselfie
Even though they’re more like slits than holes, but they still count OK? Don’t nostril shame me!
@EJ: I can see you haven’t had the upgrade that lets you one-shot three K’t’inga-class starships in the space of a minute.