The MGTOWs on the GYOW forum are thinking about tomorrow, putting on their futurist hats and pondering what will happen when, as they think is inevitable, more and more men “take the red pill” and walk away from women to a new life of happiness and wonder in which they devote their days to grousing endlessly about the women they’ve walked away from.
There’s a little talk of apocalypse, and a quick mention of sexbots, but these fellas seem most worried about, well, taxes. Because naturally, big daddy government — under the control of evil feminists and manginas — will try to take a kind of revenge against Men Going Their Own Way by instituting a dreadful Bachelor Tax.
Octavian explains just how it’s all going to go down. First, “marriage will go the way of the mechanical typewriter.” Next, the taxman cometh.
[F]airly soon the governments of the world will get hip to the fact that the dudes who dont have women in their lives have a LOT of disposable income . If 80% of the dudes in society are unattached beta males with no kids and no wife, fairly soon someone’s gonna realize taxing those guys will pay for a lot of Mr Thundercock’s progeny. …
We’ll be served with a summons to present proof of gay marriage ,alimony expenses paid ,a court order for child support or a documented relationship with a female….or pay a 40% income tax until we do.The reason?
“All men should share the burden to pay for child support, because patriarchy.Whats more important-a kid or your classic 1965 Mustang restoration?”
At first to sell the “Bachelor Tax” theyll apply it to females as a gesture of “equal burden”, but that’ll be a non-binding price ceiling. They’ll find a beta to happily vouch for being in a relationship so she can dodge the taxman …
Meanwhile , we single dudes will be looking over our shoulders every time we use an ATM.Next floor in the elevator of decline after that is polyamory …
Want to dodge the 40% bachelor tax, Mister Bluepill? Go find a bored fat girl who’s willing to vouch for you to the IRS that you’re a taken man.Of course nothing is free in this world……and you’ll have to prove to Miss Fatso you have the commitment required to join her roster.
As for the alpha’s, itll be a lonely club-moving between harems means pissing off a few women. Itll be the lowest social category of public society; staying out of jail & poverty will mean fake ID’s and quick feet.Plate spinning for males will require CIA tradecraft to avoid imprisonment.
Unlike a lot of Manosphere prognosticators, Octavian isn’t secretly (or not-so-secretly) hoping for a grand collapse of civilization.
I hope we dont suffer a Big Collapse ; the only thing worse then living in a matriarchy is wandering a post-industrial disaster filled with desperate bluepill males ,ruthless whores ,and easy accessed personal weapons with no law or order.You think guys are thirsty simps NOW….just wait until a society of feminized she-dudes have to figure out how to live without Amazon Prime and extended warranties.
Insidious_Sid, meanwhile, thinks that the Bachelor Tax will just be the beginning.
There will be a tax war. Men saying “fuck it” will continue to be taxed more and more to pay for more and more bastard alpha babies. Governments will continue to create more insidious ways of getting men to pay for children that are not theirs.
And, oh yeah, after all this? The apocalypse.
Economies will crumble – women are actually waiting for this. They believe in the lies of the feminist utopia, where the rich white men at the top of the towers fall to their deaths, the towers topple and gold spills into the streets for everyone to plunder. They have no real knowledge of what the real repercussions of this will be – they think it will be handsome alphas fucking all the women while betas toil in the mines and obediently pay their taxes.
That’s not what is going to happen. Before it’s all over they will say “Oh no, what have we done?!”
These cries will fall on deaf ears.
Oh, and there will be sexbot taxes as well. According to Abdenour,
Technologically, there will be sex robots. One question is, what legislation feminist, manginas and white knights will pass in the West to make land whales more competitive with robots. Maybe some sex robot 1,000% tax to provide income for single land whales and their thug spawn.
MGTOWs are pretty much the world’s worst science fiction authors.
@kirbywarp:
Still more self-awareness than any MRAPUATOWGooberGripe has ever shown.
What the hell do you even say to dudes like this? I always hope they are just being dramatic as all hell for their audience of sorry sacks.
@maistrechat:
Loved that game. Played through the whole thing over something like three or four sessions of 6 hours each. Only had to look up about 2/3rds of the stars too! It was great.
The metaphor was just the teensiest, tiniest, itty-bittiest bit heavy handed, but the atmosphere was amazing.
Now if only they could do something about the motion sickness…
I thought these guys were “going their own way.” Why aren’t they gone yet?
@booburry:
Best I can come up with is “Cool story, bro.”
@Lordcrowstaff
Mine shall be Bastard Alpha Baby.
The web comic “Sinfest” has had a number of story arcs about the sexbot issue. Good stuff.
I’m not sure which is a more important goal for these toe rags – getting their dicks wet without having to interact with an actual woman, or enraging women by doing so. That most women, most of the time, would be delighted by them actually GTOW does not occur to them.
Whether a relationship with a robot is sexual or romantic is an important plot point in Asimov’s “Robots Of Dawn”.
Falconer – They are valiantly guarding your home from a buggy infestation!
http://i.imgur.com/2GsShRc.jpg
Go forth! Relish your role in raising up the next generation of amphibious warriors!
Has anyone seen the AMC show Humans? It’s about robots, called Synths that start to develop consciousness and have feelings. One of the Synths, Niska is a sexbot who goes rogue. This is a pretty nifty scene and I thought about MGTOWs the entire time. Even though Niska is not technically a human (though if she looks human and has human levels of consciousness, maybe she is?) but it’s definitely a representation of how misogynistic men view women. After all, it’s a show about robots called Humans!
https://youtu.be/LFTivFFvn8I
I recommend this show to any sci fi fan who is okay with sci-fi that’s based more in character and is more thoughtful. As opposed to lasers and fighting spaceship kinds of more action oriented sci-fi. I especially love that the end of the scene gets a dig in at women who enable misogyny to gain proxy privilege.
Why do these dudes assme women won’t welcome sex bots too?
I mean there already is a male real doll which comes with detachable peni that comes in a variety of sizes for that perfect fit and if I remember correctly, the company is working on making the peni vibrate and spin for added pleasure. The major problem with the male real doll is the weight of it whch is too heavy for most women to lift but I remember the company claiming to look into different materials or whatever to make it lighter.
Soooo…if presented with a choice between a redpillalphadudebromramgtow and a real doll/sex bot with vibrating, interchangeable peni why would any woman choose them again?
Ah, yes, he’ll become just another dude releasing hour-long rants on YouTube for free. That’ll teach us SJWs.
What confuses me about MRAs is that they consider themselves so incredibly inherently superior to women, yet somehow oppressed by them at the same time. If women are soooo dumb like they think we are, how did we manage to enslave all these poor men?
@maurita
By giving them boners. How else? >_>
Now I kinda want to see a film about a bunch of these guys and how they’d panic if the apocalypse actually did happen.
@Rabid Rabbit
These assholes would be, like, dead within a week, to be generous.
I’ve obviously missed something, I’ve never married. I already pay more income tax when in work than families with children. Never really bothered me. Whats this red pill, blue pill trope? Very strange people.
Increasingly, I find myself thinking I don’t really need to compose much of a response to really _anyone_ across the entire MRA/MGTOW/Red Pill/Whatever axis, whateverthehell they’re on about these past few hours…
I’m just as well off posting a short except of Graham Chapman as the Colonel saying ‘Stop that. It’s silly’.
Just sums it all up more than adequately, I find.
I’m not sure how a male Real Doll is an improvement on a suction cup-mounted dildo, unless one has a necrophililia or uncanny valley fetish.
HI I HAVE ALL THE INSECURITIES. ALL OF THEM.
I think that in order to reach the point of blaming women for all wrongs in the world they must first blame a few men for allowing women to get in the door (so to speak) with voting rights, educations, etc….which men do they blame – that I’m not totally certain of. On one hand it could be the so-called alphas who appear to live the kind of life the Mr. Manifestos-Migtoes feels they deserve but are unable to figure out why they don’t have it handed to them already. On the other they clearly blame men who don’t similarly hide under a very thin surface the boiling rage towards women and unlike them, have no interest in excising women from their lives (in fact, they kind of enjoy having us around and for all the right reasons) for being ok not getting other males to classify them as ‘alpha’ and still enjoying the company of women (along with better odds of establishing a relationship where they get the sexing :P) these guys try to tell themselves they don’t need or want.
I like how most MGOTW fantasies seem to end with society realising that they were right all along. How sad is it that their fantasy is basically for people to like them.
Also, how pathetic is it that their response to this is to make their own little subculture where they don’t have to show empathy.
He does make a good point in the beginning there, single men must have a lot of disposable income. I mean, I can’t think of another group who might have more disposable income than that…unless like, maybe if you had more than one person living in the same place, like a second person, or a “couple of people”, if you will, and between them they would each only need to pay half of the taxes, half the utilities, half the rent, etc. This way, they would each have more extra money together, and their combined extra money could be used to buy things they both want. It would be like a binding union of two incomes, or a “marriage” if you will.
It’s too bad such a thing doesn’t exist though, and even if it did, these brave manly “alphas” will be too busy for that, doing alpha things like spending all their time online whining and blaming women for all their problems, or lamenting about how oppressed men are because they have to take responsibility for their actions through things like child support, or throwing tantrums about how women don’t want anything to do with “alphas” like them just because of their insufferable misogynistic personalities. Such alpha, so male, wow.
@Pandapool
And that implies the film wouldn’t be fun to watch how, exactly?
Wait, is that last comment of mine over-the-top? Apologies if so.