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MGTOW channels Molly Bloom in stream-of-consciousness rant against “worthless abusive neglected finger pointing self made drama whores”

Typical Woman (Artist's Conception)
Typical Woman (Artist’s Conception)

The final chapter of James Joyce’s Ulysses, as all former English majors will tell you, consists of what has become known as Molly Bloom’s soliloquy, a punctuation-deprived 24,000-word stream-of-consciousness rush of words reflecting the thoughts of Mrs. Bloom as she lies in bed next to her husband Leopold Bloom.

The soliloquy is famous as much for its smuttiness as for its style, ending with a much-quoted passage in which Mrs. Bloom basically invents the notion of Yes Means Yes:

how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

Molly Bloom might seem an unlikely Men’s Rights heroine; as a sex-obsessed mother of two, she is what most Red Pill dudes would call a post-wall slut.

Yet her famous monologue remains an influential literary inspiration to this day, even amongst the misogynists of this world.

I know this because these dudes regularly deposit long, punctuation-deprived stream-of-consciousness soliloquys in my comments section on a regular basis. They are, alas, much less charming than Mrs. Bloom’s.

I don’t usually let these walls-of-text through, but the one I got today, from someone calling himself FA, was too good (by which I mean terrible) to keep to myself.

Though it may be a little hard to tell, FA’s angry monologue is in response to my post about Aaron Clarey’s proposed boycott of Mad Max: Fury Road.

FA starts off by (I think) suggesting that I am a “broad.”

get real men, a broad wrote this trying to tell you what is going on in her self created drama of myopic shelf life ruin the world with chemical abandon in her never ending search for the Face Cream of Life so she can keep putting her holes up against the next set of losers holes just so they can cuntinue to parasite off mankind and shower him with udder disrespect.

FA is evidently a bit of a punster.

women are children their entire lives, men and women know this is true, thing is men accept it, women make every excuse and remain children who need to be led through life, protected, corrected, taught and loved. no woman knows anything of love, just the running scared empty feeling void inside they rush to fill with anything they can get their grubby little materialistic hands on while taking Mr. Wallet for a ride because he cares and is capable of caring while all a woman WANTS is attention to beat out the next natural born sluts Marcy and Stacy over there, etc.

Well, at least FA is a little freer with his punctuation than Mrs. Bloom, who only managed two periods in her monologue.

Pathetic. And pathetic men have to put up with a creature that constantly attacks them because they made the wrong choice so very long ago. The Great Whore is a mentality and women have it. They think they are so smart but they left themselves behind with their laziness.

Should there be a Godwin’s Law for misogynists, too? Like, whenever someone compares women to the Whore of Babylon they automatically lose the argument?

Or maybe it could be a drinking game.

One word of advice, do not ever fix what a woman breaks – it’s all a ploy to get you to ‘feel’ for her to get you to do it for her and waste your life on something that wasn’t worth it in the first place.

Well, I’m no good at fixing anything anyway.

by their own choices. wonder why women are all up in publishing = to rehash just what they got to work with – gash, tits and ass and that’s it.

I had no idea that women were editing manuscripts with their vaginas. How many kegels do they have to do before they can hold the blue pen firmly down there?

NAWALT = just another excuse so a woman can keep lies in her pocket to pull out and use because none of them anywhere have any H.A.I.R.E. much less loyalty… they’re always shopping around, including for men but notice how they chastise men for women be an easy lunch?

What’s H.A.I.R.E? Why are we talking about lunch?

Hey, if anyone is going to JimmyJohn’s, can you get me a turkey and bacon sub on French bread?

yeah, it’s called the double standard and they know nothing of G-D. they made their choices, made their beds and they want YOU to take their places?

A guy who used the made-up-word “cuntinue” in his first sentence won’t spell out “GOD?”

nope. they did it to themselves and Obama was right = a nation of women because you fukn pussies are pussified when it comes to what is really going on.

Yeah, I don’t think that’s a particularly accurate paraphrase of anything Obama’s ever said.

Patriarchy? Ummm, nope try whore MATRIARCHY… but oh, it’s a man’s fault. women are pretty little desperate do nothing liars by choice = not your problem men, you have a world to keep building while they tear it down for attention because men are creators, women destroyers, men know and women never will.

Well, to be honest, some men are destroyers too.

conan

georgetotogood

Anyhoo.

they can’t. this is why G-D HAD a wife also, past tense, LQQK around, see where she is? yes. it’s just like that. now there are good women – your job is to avoid them and not to feed the whores of Cain’s of life.

Evidently, G-D is a G-D Going His Own Way.

all a bitch ever has, is an excuse – backed by lies, to get what she wants. know why they’re confusing? because they’re fukn with you, lying to you, cheating on you… men, go fuk ’em all… it’s what they obviously want – but oh, you can’t do that. be a man. or be a worthless abusive neglected finger pointing self made drama whores bitch.

I believe that should be “whore’s.” And I think there are some hyphens and commas that could go in there as well. Too bad there’s no woman editing his rant with her vagina.

hey ‘ladies’ – your feelings don’t pay the bills ya babies, but your tits and ass just might… since it’s all the currency you really have for your udderly disrespectful attitudes and choices.

I think I prefer Molly Bloom’s dirty thoughts to his.

also notice a woman always attacks first, always… with the excuse of being threatened, notice they always hit first because they’re children, notice how they have every excuse – and Americunt High Society thinks they’re a bunch of smart hoes running men…

Ah, that brings back memories. Did anyone else read those Americunt High books when they were a kid?

Will she?
Jessica is such a worthless abusive neglected finger pointing self made drama whore.

It’s possible I may have gotten the name of that book series wrong.

nope, just a bunch of rude whores who aren’t worth it because guess what WHITE AMERICAN ANGLO SAXON MALES = YOU ARE THE APEX PREDATOR OF THIS PLANET… AND THE TARGET TO USURP BY ALL HER LIES.

APEX PREDATOR OF THIS PLANET! Well, at least until these things get here:

Rarrrrrrrggghhh!
Rarrrrrrrggghhh!

Is that the sound Predator makes? I have to admit I haven’t seen the movies.

nope, there’s real women, but let’s get real here – most are just self used up natural born whores who gender bent a system to refuse to give men respect. they also started all the chaos for WWi and II…

Er, what? I guess I should have been paying more attention in Totally Imaginary Completely Untrue History class.

remember, G-D HAD… a wife too – till he kicked her ass out to the gutter where she chose to belong… choice a = be a real woman choice b = be a whore and they all choose b BECAUSE IT’S SO LIBERATING. They do not care about anything – but sure lie and say they do. nice space shuttle they built, eh? … know your place, men do – but some whores want to be men.

Yes, it was a nice space shuttle these women helped to build.

I’m all for real men and women who play life straight and come correct with manners and respect – ya know, a human being. the rest, fuck your feelings, you’re shit and nothing but parasites and worthless fodder to make examples of. you do not care so neither do I. but for those who are True and do care. ” ) Hello. to the rest… fuck your feelings scabs and parasites. worthless human garbage. time to go.

Well, so long, then! It’s been unreal!

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D Space Junk
D Space Junk
9 years ago

I wonder if there’s a bit of Lilith mixed up in this too? First wife of Adam, who refused to be subservient to him …..https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith

tooimpurenangel
9 years ago

I absolutely love this site as I get knowledge bombed every time I visit.

Ibis
9 years ago

I admit to laughing several times, but part of my brain is sending out an alarm signal. It sounds like this guy is this close to loading up at his local Walmart and taking out the “worthless human garbage” he’s just so full of hatred.

dslucia1
dslucia1
9 years ago

Every time I’ve heard Predator impressions, they’ve been really strange, horrific clicking noises.

I’ll confess I haven’t seen any of the films either.

Also, for a late-night rhetorical question, do migtoes just have some sort of script that they read to get themselves pumped up before driving by to leave nothing but car exhaust, a puddle of oil, and burned rubber on websites they don’t like? Every single one seems to consistently insist that women are children and everyone knows it because biotroofs? or something. Not to mention the complete and utter incomprehensibility of their posts in general.

MaliceWUnderland
MaliceWUnderland
9 years ago

Wait, isn’t the Predator silent? That’s what makes it so scary. IIRC it doesn’t make a sound until the end of the movie, and then it speaks English. Much like women, with their deceptive ability to speak English despite being evil aliens. Or something.

By the way, hello WHtM. First time poster here.

Josh Miller
Josh Miller
9 years ago

@weirwoodtreehugger

“Angel’s son Connor was also nicknamed the Destroyer.”

A Buffy/Angel reference, I wish I could upvote you! I loved those shows.

Anisky
Anisky
9 years ago

Hi! I’m new too. I commented on another thread but hadn’t changed from my real name to my normal online username. I have to admit I have no idea what to say to this. As David said, it is unreal. I’m also confused about the “God’s ex-wife” thing, though I wasn’t raised with any religion so I am no expert.

Anyway… hi everyone!

melknapp
9 years ago

Hi! I’m new too. I commented on another thread but hadn’t changed from my real name to my normal online username. I have to admit I have no idea what to say to this. As David said, it is unreal. I’m also confused about the “God’s ex-wife” thing, though I wasn’t raised with any religion so I am no expert.

Anisky
Anisky
9 years ago

Hmm. Still got the username thing wrong. Did this one work?

Binjabreel
Binjabreel
9 years ago

“And yea, Adam spake, and said, ‘How come we haven’t seen Karen around, lately, God?’
And the LORD did sigh, for He had been avoiding this subject, and said, ‘Look, we just needed some space, alright? It was totally mutual.’
And Adam did elbow Eve; and they did suppress grins, and Eve whispered to Adam, ‘*Totally* mutual.’
And the LORD spake, saying, ‘You know I can hear you, right?'”

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
9 years ago

How many kegels do they have to do before they can hold the blue pen firmly down there?

What pen? Everybody knows women naturally secrete blue ink during their period. Although who knows what they use for red ink…

Chrysler
Chrysler
9 years ago

Upside of this particular word salad: homeboy knows anything at all about the midrash.

Downside: literally everything else.

guest
guest
9 years ago

Bina that picture is udderly charming, thank you. My cat wants a cow now.

AltoFronto
AltoFronto
9 years ago

Welcome, new commenters. 🙂 Have a Welcome Package.

@ Arctic Ape – Good one!

I’m fascinated by the theology lesson. Does anyone know what caused the Jews to adopt the monotheistic thing? Has YHWH always been masculine?

NicolaLuna
NicolaLuna
9 years ago

Yeah, women make up the majority of the workforce in caring professions – nursing, childcare, counselling etc and get paid low wages for it because we totally don’t give a fuck about people and are all about the money.

We do the majority of childcare at home which is hard, unpaid work because ummm, something something.

This dude has it all figured out.

Paradoxical Intention
9 years ago

Arctic Ape | July 20, 2015 at 1:50 am

How many kegels do they have to do before they can hold the blue pen firmly down there?

What pen? Everybody knows women naturally secrete blue ink during their period. Although who knows what they use for red ink…

The blood of our enemies of course.

It also makes for a really good foundation!
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Paradoxical Intention
9 years ago

NOOO BAD BLOCKQUOTE MAMMOTH

Merus
Merus
9 years ago

So let me get this straight: women are children, men are inherently superior, and we live in a matriarchy because the women (who are children) have the power to ensure that men (who are superior) are not able to acquire power.

this doesn’t add up

LordCrowstaff
LordCrowstaff
9 years ago

That’s all well and good, but are women part of EDUCATED STUPID ONE DAY GODLESS EVIL ADULT EDUCATOR ONENESS CONSPIRACY?

guest
guest
9 years ago

Hey LordCrowstaff have you been reading the soap bottles in my bathroom?

https://www.drbronner.com/

[ok that’s not fair, Dr Bronner is one of the good guys. But the ‘oneness’ thing made me think of that.]

LordCrowstaff
LordCrowstaff
9 years ago

@guest: that’s the GOOD kind of oneness. I was thinking about TIMECUBE:

http://www.timecube.com/

Cyberwulf
Cyberwulf
9 years ago

I’m picturing this guy crying and crying while typing this rant because women don’t like him. Seriously, imagine it being spoken by someone who’s on the verge of tears, it’s much funnier.

Moggie
Moggie
9 years ago

I often wonder whether anyone who writes like this ever reads their missive before posting and thinks “nailed it! This is exactly the level of ranty incoherence which will convince readers that I’m right!” Do they think that the keys to building a solid argument are anger and throwing disjointed concepts against the wall in the hope that some stick? Do they read Timecube and think “this guy has a lot of good points”?

sn0rkmaiden
9 years ago

@Merus, it never adds up with these guys.

They resent women having jobs and being independent, but then accuse women of being parasites in the same breath. They hate feminism not for any of its goals, but simply because it advocates for women. I think what they hate most of all is there own sex drives, making them desire the very women they despise. There is no happy medium for the heterosexual misogynist.

This kind of screed does concern me. On another thread people expressed concern for Judgybitch’s violent fantasies, and I was maintaining she’s not going to do anything. But with people like FA, I am genuinely concerned.

Tyra Lith
Tyra Lith
9 years ago

Has anyone of you considered that – since we’re all clearly dumb feeeeeemales and manginas here – it’s only logical that FA’s superior intellect makes his… something… seem like incoherent, desperate word-vomit to us?