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Deep Dream Makes These Awesomely Ridiculous Vintage Men’s Magazine Covers Even More Awesomely Ridiculous

DogBear and friends face off against DogManTorso
DogBear and friends face off against DogManTorso

I‘ve long been obsessed with the bizarrely over-the-top cover art for 1950s men’s “adventure” magazines, in which muscular, often shirtless men face off against an assortment of unlikely animal enemies — from armies of “giant turtles” to squads of flying squirrels. (You can find an assortment of notable covers here.)

More recently, I’ve become obsessed with Google’s Deep Dream software, which can turn any picture you toss at it into a creepy acid nightmare filled with strange Dogslug creatures and a strange surplus of eyes.

And now that I’ve found a handy web interface for the Deep Dream software, I decided to combine these two obsessions into one. The results were, well, interesting. 

Dang flying rodents!
Dang flying rodents!
DogSlugMan battles the Lizard Army
DogSlugMan battles the Lizard Matrix
Masculine Inadequacies Drive Women Nuts!
Masculine Inadequacies Drive Women Nuts!
DogSlugWeasels Ripped His Flesh
DogSlugWeasels Ripped His Flesh
I don't even know what is going on here.
I don’t even know what is going on here.
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brooked
brooked
9 years ago

@Pandapool

Woodring is so ridiculously talented that his shaded charcoal pieces and paintings, both oils and water colors, are amazing even though his main focus is his ink pen comic work. His inked originals are gorgeous, the quality of his line work is off the charts and comparable to the godlike Moebius, aka Jean Giraud. (Again, I’m a slobbering super fan.)

http://www.jimwoodring.com/artwork/gallery/

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UJ4BEG8tPqw/Ti-B3y8-VdI/AAAAAAAAABk/Gd3g6d7u58I/s1600/Weathercraft+Jim+Woodring+Art.jpg
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Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

The charcoal works remind me of that piece from Monkey Bone…which is likely intentional since his wiki page mentions dreams being a central theme of his.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

I seriously need my room papered in this shit. This needs to be the first and last thing I see in the morning and night always.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

Yeah, looking more and more at his work, you can definitely see he influenced the art of Monkeybone. Which I probably already knew but forgot because I haven’t watched the commentary or looked at any of the special features of Monkeybone for a long time.

brooked
brooked
9 years ago

@Pandapool

I’ve never seen Monkeybone but I’m happy to turn you on to the awesomeness of Woodring. He’s one of the greats.

Bina
9 years ago

Dogs and eyeballs.

Dogs…and eyeballs.

Dogs and eyeballs…EVERYWHERE!

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

@brooked

Monkeybone is an underrated movie that came out in 2001 and a victim of bad editing choices. It’s a comedy about a comatose man that has a combination of practical effects, puppetry and stop-motion animation with mild CGI. It stars Brendan Fraser and was directed by Henry Selick, who also directed Coraline, James and the Giant Peach and The Nightmare Before Christmas.

It has very mixed reviews but it’s one of my favorite movies. The pacing is messed up and some parts don’t make sense, but looking at all the deleted scenes, you can definitely see it had a more coherent plot before someone cut it all up to save ten minutes.

There’s some potty, sex and iffy humor which aren’t the highest point of the movie. The highests points would be the parts in Downtown and near the end with some pretty darkly humorous chase scene.

I recommend it, especially if you’re a big fan of surrealist settings, puppetry and practical effects.

Also that painting I was talking about was actually Mark Ryden inspired or one of his actual paintings.

Mike
Mike
9 years ago

@brooked and @pandapool

When I was 15 or so I was really into Woodring and my dad ordered some stuff directly from him for my birthday; Woodring threw in some free stuff and added a hand-drawn card made out to me. So, there you go: gifted, visionary artist AND really nice guy.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago
Sarah
Sarah
9 years ago

WHY DO THEY PUT DOGS EVERYWHERE

pendraegon
pendraegon
9 years ago

Cause I didn’t need to sleep tonight. Huddling under a blanket in the fetal position is sooooooo much more restful. ????

skiriki
9 years ago

So couple of days ago I was thinking… Deep Dream uses an image database to create these fever dreams, right? (Which is why there are so much dogginess.)

What if I made a local install, and gave it an image database of my own?

…I confess that the first thought was to outdo Giger himself when it comes to umm peniscapes.

anon
anon
9 years ago

“Slutty women are destroying our society! We need to inflict our morality on those evil hussies!”
“____is where you can find the best sluts!”
“Those “other” people are doing these perverted evil things. We condemn them…so do you wanna hear titillating fanfiction about it?””
All in the same magazine!

My god, this is the evolutionary ancestor of the PUA and PUAhate feud.

This is pre manosphere schism.

I feel like an archaeologist finding a temple dedicated to shit. Shit everywhere.

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
9 years ago

Well, that’s one way to get people especially kids away from drugs.

skiriki
9 years ago

I occasionally wonder if this is gonna end up the way of BLIT.

http://www.infinityplus.co.uk/stories/blit.htm

skiriki
9 years ago

(Drat, sorry about the rapid-post — I forgot to add that the story deals with racial hatred as well, just a heads-up.)

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

I will trust whatever movie you recommend to watch, David. This is one of the most intimate things someone can do with another. Treasure this trust.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dr-evil-crying1.gif

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
9 years ago

So what happens if you put one of Arcimboldo’s paintings (this, for instance: http://www.abcgallery.com/A/arcimboldo/arcimboldo8.html) through Deep Dream?

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
9 years ago

David,
I found a couple of very offensive sites if you want to look at them.
http://www.donotlink.com/fx8z
http://www.donotlink.com/b10l

Jb-http://www.donotlink.com/framed?43259

And here are new avfm memes
http://www.donotlink.com/fx98

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
9 years ago
Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
9 years ago

There we go.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

The one thing I don’t like about Do Not Link is that it doesn’t show what the original URL is in the links. I am curious but afraid.

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
9 years ago

@Rabid Rabbit

Omigod, I LOVE Giuseppe Arcimboldo! He’s considered the first ever surrealist. And he has such GOOD SHADING. I AM A SUCKER FOR GOOD SHADING.

Bina
9 years ago

“Slutty women are destroying our society! We need to inflict our morality on those evil hussies!”
“____is where you can find the best sluts!”
“Those “other” people are doing these perverted evil things. We condemn them…so do you wanna hear titillating fanfiction about it?””
All in the same magazine!

It’s like a window straight into the id…of idiocy.

But I do kind of like the way it all comes out dogs and eyeballs with the help of this software…because really, the best way to view it all IS through a surrealist/absurdist lens.