
Technology is weird. In their attempts to build neural network software that can process images and recognize objects in them, Google’s neural network researchers have created software that hallucinates, transforming mundane photographs of things like people and pets into bizarre fever dreams filled with strange mutant dog creatures and, for some reason, an excess of eyes.
Here’s one “before” pic of an ordinary kid:
And here’s what Google’s Deep Dream software turned it into:
So what on earth is going on here? Well, Google “trains” the neural networks by feeding it countless pictures of assorted animals, plants, buildings, faces, you name it, priming the software to spot anything that looks like, say, an eye or a dog or a bear.
To get the software to start “dreaming,” as I understand it, the researchers program it to enhance the patterns it thinks it sees in the images they upload. Then they run the enhanced picture back through the software, eventually ending up with weird and fantastic pics in which, as in the picture above, a blurry bit in the background has been transformed into a tiny staring bear.
Now they’ve set it up so you can upload your own pictures to see what the software will make of it. I haven’t tried it myself with any of my pics, but here are some of the weird hallucinations it’s generated based on the photos other people have uploaded.
A nebula becomes … a space dog with three noses and seven legs?
A nice doggy chewing on a toy grows a bunch of extra eyes as his toy turns into a multi-legged bird
Another nice doggy:
A nice kitty, sporting an eyeball on its nose, with a bit of snow in the background becoming a tiny six legged wolf?
This started out as a picture of two women watching a fire.
As you can see, Deep Dream has a bit of a dog obsession. Indeed, here it turns a pic of this cat sleeping …
… into a pair of multi-headed, multi-legged dog creatures.
You can find an ever-growing assortment of other Deep Dream pics here, though the site is now getting spammed with NSFW images. If you need a more detailed explanation, with more examples, Gizmodo has one here. And for some especially freaky pics, see here. To easily make your own, check out the Dreamscope app.
So what does any of this have to do with ideologues? Well, like Google’s neural network, we human beings are designed by evolution to find patterns in everything we see and hear; this ability enables us to quickly and efficiently make sense of the world around us. But it can also lead us to find patterns that aren’t there — the proverbial faces we see in the clouds, for example.
Deep Dream shows us what can happen when pattern recognition gets the best of us — like the software, we can conjure elaborate visions out of pretty much nothing at all. That’s how conspiracy theorists look at the world, finding “evidence” of elaborate conspiracies pretty much everywhere they look.
If you want to see just how weird this can get, look at some of the countless YouTube videos that present video glitches in news footage as “evidence” that news anchors and politicians are routinely “shape-shifting” into reptiles live on air, for what supposed reason I couldn’t tell you.
As anyone who’s read this blog for any length of time is well aware, this kind of “pattern recognition gone berserk” is common amongst the people I write about, from Men’s Rights activists imagining vast feminist “multibillion$$” conspiracies against men to the far-right GamerGaters and white supremacists who’ve managed to convince themselves that a Nickelodeon sitcom about a cheerleader-turned-quarterback is really a perverse “Cultural Marxist” attempt to sell “racial cuckoldry” to children.
Then again, I’m not sure any of these ideologues will ever be able to come up with anything quite so bizarre as the following clip, which is what happens when you run the film clip of an already hallucinatory film — Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas — through Google’s Deep Dream.
Warning: After watching this you may not be able to sleep for a week.
And here for the hell of it is the Audio Bullys’ song Face in a Cloud, featuring extended samples of Joe Cocker’s “Marjorine.”
I hope not, because one of the fan blades in that first pic up there looks like an insect.
This is really awesome. Holy shit. I need these as prints for my room, man. It’s just so surreal and beautiful.
I wonder if they’ll try doing AUDIO hallucinations next?
Beautiful*, in a very Lovecraftian sort of way.
*And by beautiful, I mean weird and kind of creepy.
So, this is how stoners see the world.
BRB, need LSD now.
In Soviet Google, image looks at YOU
Strange that it’s obsessed with dogs when the internet is actually more of a cat pic clearing house.
Yeah, they really overtrained on dog breeds. To paraphrase one of the oldest CS adages: dogs in, dogs out.
Very creepy with all the eyes and faces.
@Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
It accepted a JPG from me. Then it gave me a message, “Computer is now dreaming.
It make take long time to wake up. Maybe few days. You can visit this page later.”
I have never seen this and I love dogs, so – love the film clip – hilarious.
@Auntie Alias
Ah, they’ve fixed it, awesome! Thanks. =)
Oh God no. Random noise becomes voices sending you messages.
Right, I’ve uploaded GLaDOS (of course), a montage of Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark sketches, The Great Red Dragon by William Blake and two photos of Angkor Wat. This’ll be fun.
Well, they have made music for your cat.
(I should warn you though, the article has a sample of the music that autoplays very loud.)
@Paradoxical
Sweeeeeet. That’s actually not bad sounding. (Of course, I was listening to it with one ear while trying to find some folk metal shit so, yeah, lol.)
I’ll have to try it out with my cousin’s cat. >o3o<
… Why are so many people uploading porn. I just saw a man with eyes for nipples, a bear for a dick and a dog for a nutsack. Eugh. x_x
@SFHC
Woooo! Bears! Gotta love bears!
I have a bit of a deep fascination with conspiracy theory. I can tell you why they’re obsessed with the news anchors turning into reptiles, if you like. I find it about as fascinating as the new misogyny.
Oooh. I’ll have nightmares, but they’ll be interesting nightmares! It reminds me a bit of Cyriak on YouTube (for some reason I find the Cows Cows Cows video very amusing).
So if this is what it’s like in the mind of an MRA, and they think we’re all bitches (aka female dogs)…holy shit, no wonder they’re afraid of us!
@Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
You’re welcome. 🙂 My pic still hasn’t been processed.
DoYouWANtToBUilDAsnOWMaN?
https://soundcloud.com/nipahdubs/do-you-want-to-build-a-snowman
@leftwingfox
It made my dog start barking. XD But it’s really awesome. It would probably be better with headphones. o3o
Huh, spotted this one on the site and it’s actually pretty cool:
http://i.imgur.com/WkHuXID.jpg
Someone uploaded a picture of some wattle branches and instead of adding ten dogs and a thousand eyes, it added parrots. That… Shows a creepy level of understanding. o~O
D’oh.
http://i.imgur.com/WkHuXID.jpg
Apparently you can’t add links to images without breaking the image.
Must be!
My folks had a rather choppy watercolor of a beaver lodge, and I used to swear up and down that I could see the river behind it flowing, with rapids and everything. Nobody else could. I was maybe 6 or 7 years old when I noticed this effect. I saw pictures “moving” all the time.