The lovely fellas in the Red Pill subreddit are up in (possibly imaginary) arms about a new anti-troll law that, they’re convinced, has made “the Red Pill … illegal in New Zealand.”
“This is blatant fascist censorship,” cries one outraged alpha male. “COME AT ME YOU FUCKING DUMBFUCK PUSSY CUNTS, AND FUCK YOUR WIVES, THEY’RE SHITTY COOKS,” adds another.
But as Red Pill subreddit legend GayLubeOil explains, in reality the Red Pillers have nothing to fear. Because they could totally take New Zealand. Like, by force.
You just hit the X button on the M-16 to reload it, right? Real guns have X buttons, right?
H/T — r/BestOfOutrageCulture, via @Prios
I actually want them to do it. It would be funny. They would probably accidentally shoot each other before getting anywhere.
Yes, it’s more like 80 pale, emotionally stunted dudebros still / permanently in school, plus another 40 or so middle-aged bitter divorced guys who recycle themselves over the handful of redpillian echo chambers, inflating their already dangerously overinflated and fragile egos and spinning their projection-based alternative reality.
RP Reaction Force, lol.
It’s sort of like Big Boss’ “Soldiers Without Borders” only you keep on going with “Or Training, Experience, Actual Weapons, Means of Transport, or Just Having a Clue In General”.
@katz:
A question for the prospective NZ invader:
“Bro, do you even Puerto Rico?”
Logistics? Phffff,they don’t need logistics ,they’ll just get all the stuff they need from supply drop power ups.
“they really didn’t think through the logistics.”
When have we ever seen this sort of ability from a member of the manosphere? It’s almost a defining characteristic. They seem to think that after the apocalypse occurs they’ll still be able to buy Mountain Dew and Cheetos at the local 7-11.
I lived in New Zealand for seven years as a child. Based on that experience, I think anyone who believes that Kiwis don’t lift is in for a surprise.
The average New Zealander stands between six and twenty feet tall. Each of them is capable of picking up and carrying a fully laden lorry; this enables New Zealand to keep its impressive Green credentials. The favourite snack of a New Zealander is a barbecued whale on a stick: one can often see these being sold by vendors outside sports venues. Rumour has it that someone once survived playing rugby against New Zealanders, although the story is thought to be apocryphal. The small minority of their population who are not sheep have thick beards and spend their time bending fence posts with their teeth. New Zealand invented the time machine for the sole purpose of giving women the vote earlier than anyone else, but nowadays use it mostly for importing Australian childrens’ television shows. All nuclear weapons spontaneously fail when passing within 200km of a New Zealander.
If “your wife can’t cook” is the best you can do for insults, you deserve to lose.
“Amateurs think tactics; professionals think logistics”
If the MRAs did invade New Zealand I wounder if all the Load of the rings Fans out they would rally to to help defend the the Shire?
While I have never played CoD, too many hours in heavily modded Fallout made me a dab hand at IRL paintball when I tried it. Maybe I could conquer an outlying village? Dibs on Hobbiton!
I don’t know, but I’d be more than happy to see all these guys shipped off to an uninhabited one. Preferably with an active volcano.
See, this is where the sea-steading fits in. The redpillians will simply build a few islands, stock them up with weapons, troops and games (because Rome wasn’t built in a day) then get some big long booms and pole the islands over the ocean like Huck Finn traveling down the Mississippi. It’s the last kind of attack the New Zealanders could possibly expect, so they’ll be caught completely off-guard. (And after the conquest the oppressed males will greet the invading redpillians with candy, flowers and dancing in the streets.)
Genius, no?
Building on from EJ, I’m going to post a haka. Because haka are fucking awesome.
Actually I was under the impression TRP was ISIS, I see little in the way of difference in ideology, except maybe for the booze pretence
1.) I’d never read a reddit thread before today… *shudders*
2.) If Call of Duty gives you real world soldiering skills, what do I get for my (way too many) hours spent playing fantasy games?
3.) Based on EJ’s description of NZ, I really want to visit there!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This entire post and thread made me totally lose my shit.
AT WORK!
Wow! you guys are awesome.
Especially WWTH, cuz you’re the one who got me started.
I think those six guys in the video could scare off at least fifteen MRAs on their own.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/bms.gif
I want to know what skills I’ve gained from RPGs. Tactical thinking? But from my hours of playing Legend of Zelda games I can confirm that I am an expert at the hookshot.
Wait, the hookshot isn’t a real invention, is it.
Well shit.
Interesting article about trolls. Doesn’t say anything we don’t already know though!
http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-morrison-phillips-20150701-column.html#page=1
Also, I is now employed! 😀 The bingo hall job offered me the position and the pub didn’t, so I guess it’s a no brainer at this point.
Yay, money! Not as much as I’d like, but it’s more than £73 a week.
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I am an expert swordsman and I can flawlessly execute the mortal draw move Link learns in Twilight Princess. Seriously. I had to register my shoulders with the local police and everything.
I can also hold my breath for hours, a skill I honed playing Final Fantasy X.