Repugnant “game” guru Heartiste, who specializes in dating advice aimed at aspiring emotional abusers, seems to be trying to launch a second career as a kind of white supremacist Nostradamus. In a post this Tuesday, he predicted an imminent uprising by the white masses against the “cultural elites” and evil “leftoids” who’ve been, I dunno, oppressing them somehow with multiculturalism or something?
Well, whatever it is the leftoids have been doing, Heartiste thinks they’ll soon be facing their day of reckoning:
Do the Western cultural elite have a death wish? Do they WANT normal, good people to hate them with a fury? Because that’s what’s gonna happen if they keep it up. And the washout won’t be pretty in pink.
It’s time to turn to lessons from Weimar Republic Germany, and the cataclysm that can bring doom to the earth when a native people feel cornered and despised by their own elite and the dominant culture. The Lamppost Swingularity… the point at which the intensity of leftoid propaganda exceeds the tolerance level of the targets of leftoid hatred… is closer than you think.
The possible trigger for this “Lamppost Swingularity?”
A kids show on Nickelodeon called Bella and the Bulldogs, about (to quote IMDb)
a perky head cheerleader named Bella whose life in Texas takes an unexpected twist when she becomes the new quarterback for her school team, the Bulldogs.
No, really. A kids show about a cheerleader-turned-quarterback. That’s what’s got Heartiste madder than a room full of Hitlers.
Heartiste, you see, has been won over by a strange conspiracy theory making the rounds of 4chan and 8chan and Reddit.
It seems someone discovered that one of the show’s co-creators, Jonathan Butler, is apparently the same guy who, under the name Jonathan Corban Butler, wrote and directed The Cuckold, a 2009 straight-to-DVD drama looking at what Butler calls “a little-known fetish in the swinging lifestyle called ‘cuckolding.'” That is, black men having sex with white women while their white husbands look on.
This discovery has convinced an assortment of racist conspiracy theorists, among them Heartiste, that Bella and the Bulldogs is itself somehow a show about “race cucking.” Given that the show is, you know, a Nickelodeon sitcom aimed at kids that does not actually depict any sex acts, I’m not exactly sure how this is supposed to work.
Regardless, the conspiracy theorists have been busily spinning their little webs. Here’s one summary, from the 4chan subreddit, of what they’ve come up with so far:
![illStudyTomorrow[S] 2185 points 4 days ago* tl;dr: a producer whose entire writing career consists of interracial cuckold fetishism has written a Nickelodeon show that seems to have elements of-- you guessed it, cuckold fetishism. The White male characters are seen to be either weak or evil, and from the trailors all the evil characters are given a Southern accent. The weakest of the White characters possesses the #99 on his sports jacket i.e. last place, the team name of course being the "Bull dogs", Bull being a highly-used term for interracial cuckold fetishists. The White lead female who is also the football quarter back is given the number 1: this shows the numerical symbolism behind the jackets, and thus that everything in this show is highly planned out. The Jewish White kid, who while weak is not evil, is given the number 27-- a symbolic number for the holocaust. The black student is given the number 8, which according to the picture represents the Black 8-ball but also in Christian eschatology and mythology represents wordly perfection (see the book of revelation). The male lead and love interest of the female lead is Black, of course. There's a trailor for an episode named "Traitor Dater" on Youtube. Whenever the White female lead is shown in TV cover images, the "dog" part of her jersey is covered by her hair, leaving only the "bull" part. She is, in all of the images, shown closest to her future male love interest, the bull. Literally something out of White supremacist fan fiction... EDIT: banned because my tl;dr was too long, thanks mods...](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bella.png?ssl=1)
Now, as far as I can tell, none of the conspiracy theorists have actually watched the show, even though it’s been running on Nickelodeon since January; they seem to be basing this all on the trailers for the show and a few listings on IMDb.
I haven’t watched the show either, but judging from the episode summaries I’ve found online, the central premise of the “race cucking” theory is flat-out wrong. Bella doesn’t actually date Troy, the male lead who “is Black, of course.” There’s an episode in which Troy, for complicated sit-commy reasons involving ballet lessons, pretends that Bella is his girlfriend, but this is as close to interracial dating as the show seems to have gotten so far. The only boy she dates is a white guy named Kyle.
Evidently these white supremacists don’t let the facts get in the way of their conspiracy theories.
If you want to delve into the conspiracy theories further, here’s an archived 8chan thread full of them; here’s a giant muddled image full of them; here’s another similarly muddled image; and here’s a little video.
It’s pretty clear that Heartiste hasn’t watched the show either, but that doesn’t stop him from denouncing it as the most decadent show about a perky-cheerleader-turned-quarterback since the fall of Rome:
Bella and the Bulldogs, besides promoting anti-white (and consequently pro-black (heh)) race cucking, wallows in a panoply of filth and lies. Ridiculous grrlpower fantasy? Check. Weak whytes? Check. Evil redneck whites? Check. Numinous negros? Check. Transgenderism? Good lordnbutter, we may have to check that one off too.
That last bit is a reference to a post about the show on 8chan that even the dullest 8channers have been able to recognize as a joke.
Keep in mind, Bella and the Bulldogs is a children’s show. Your little white daughter, apple of your eye and continuance vessel of a glorious heritage of European civilization, sits zombiefied in front of the TV imbibing this sewage by the truckload.
Is sewage normally transported by truck? Around here we use pipes.
Anyway, speaking of people imbibing sewage, Heartiste’s commenters have happily swallowed this bizarre conspiracy theory whole.
According to Canadian Friend
What we have now is a growing in intensity and in size and in boldness tyranny against white males and everything that is good and sane and normal.
Maybe I will be dead by then as it may take a few decades, but one day enough whites will be fed up and things will get ugly, really ugly.
It is inevitable.
New Breiviks all around the world are created with every one of those anti-white affronts.
Lovely.
Anonymous managed to somehow top this with this even more lovely comment:
I just hope to live long enough to look out my window and see an Enlightened™ corpse swinging from every lamppost.
Daniel Plainview added:
This is absolutely insidious. These people need to be eviscerated and emasculated Despenser style.
Laguna Beach Fogey made the not-so-subtle insinuations obvious:
Time to start mobilizing the Freikorps.
In case you’ve forgotten, the show that’s making all these white supremacist heads explode is A NICKELODEON SHOW ABOUT A PERKY CHEERLEADER WHO BECOMES A QUARTERBACK.
Here’s the trailer for the show. Please let me know if you notice any “race cucking” going on in it, because for the life of me I can’t find any.
Just how manly does Meow (the cats do not appreciate this appropriation) expect Junior high or high school freshman boys to be? They’re not effeminate, they’re kids. They aren’t done with puberty yet.
And yes, girls who are still growing, especially athletes who expend a lot of calories like to eat. I was a huge eater when I was a swimmer. Less so when I was diver, but I still ate plenty of pizza and pasta and burgers. It had nothing to do with cuckolding. I didn’t even know what that was.
Re: Jet Fuel and Melting Steel Beams:
…Image courtesy of XKCD, a webcomic of wonderful.
Who knows, but if Troy (the black kid) is supposed to be the “bull” in this creepy fantasy, I’m not sure what it would mean that in the one episode where Bella and Troy pretend to be dating, it’s really a cover for him taking ballet lessons.
Their whole argument in a nutshell:
“White dudes aren’t presented as superior overlords, therefore conspiracy against white dudes.”
The end.
And who wants to bet the boy from the rival team is white?
I’ve got to say, I’m glad some idiot who actually believes this drivel dropped by. Always like a good laugh.
So, I got curious as to whether or not the “Blitz” in the paranoid racist’s name refers to the Blitzkreig. According to his Disqus account under the same name (complete with an avatar of a cat dressed like a Nazi), yes it does.
… And no, trolly, clicking the first result of a Google search for your username is not doxxing you. Just heading that one off at the pass.
I want to read these asshats’ conspiracy theories of Saved by the Bell.
Looks about as insidious as Little Giants. I assume someone’s six degreeed this back to Rick Moranis by now.
“-You don’t acknowledge the history of Jewish pornographers promoting interracial porn despite it being less profitable. ”
Nope, The Mitchell Brothers made Behind the Green Door, widely credited as being the first feature length pornographic film to feature interracial sex, and made a shedload of money out of it. They weren’t Jewish.
On that note, I can’t believe it’s 2015 and people are still going on about “The Jews.”
It’s been 2000+ years. Give it a rest already!
David Futrelle
I’ll bet these people really hate Star Trek especially the original, since it included the first interracial kiss in the History of American cinema.
Was someone here saying their kid watched the show? If so, could you ask who exactly Bella dates? Half of the conspiracy theory is based on the idea she dates Troy, the (horrors!) black football player, but I haven’t seen anything to indicate that this is actually the case. I did see a reference in one plot summary to her dating someone else.
@David
It’s been stated that she dates a white guy.
@David
Err, maybe not in the thread. You stated in the article she dates a white guy named Kyle. And it’s only been 5 months so she couldn’t have gotten another guy so soon after the premiere, right? Usually they only do break ups and shit a little later on.
(Ignore me, ignore me, talking out of my ass here.)
I’ve got it figured out now. She briefly dates two white guys (one moves away shortly after they get together). Troy dates another girl (a white girl, oh nooo).There’s only one regular couple.
@David
Well, it’s nice to hear that Disney has an interracial couple in a newer show, at least. Off hand Wizards of Waverly Place and The Princess and the Frog are the only two Disney things I can think right off hand that have an interracial couple in them. Oh, and American Dragon: Jake Long, so three Disney…wait, does Pocahontas count? Hmm, nah, he leaves at the end.
Three Disney things I can remember off hand that have interracial couples in them.
And then there’s the whole ‘Princess of North Sudan’ shitstorm that is (quite rightly) starting to heat up…
So… basically Meow Blitz’s point is: “This is not a conspiracy theory, this is proof of an actual conspiracy!” Uh huh. So conspiracy theorists are silly because they believe in conspiracies based on little to no evidence and make up connections where there are none EXCEPT WHEN JEWS ARE INVOLVED HOLEEE SHIIIIIIT THE JEEEEEEEWWWS!
Meow Blitz, the thing about conspiracies is, you have to believe certain things about them a priori in order for them to fit in. You say jews make interracial porn despite it not being as popular as intraracial porn (is that a word? I honestly don’t know). Ignoring that you have not provided proof for either statment, what sense does that make? Why would someone make something non-profitable under a capitalist system, if it didn’t even serve the purpose of helping out someone who is suffering because of said capitalist system? That means they’re doing it for some weird “agenda”. Because sure, there are people in the world who can and bother to spend endless money and time for no other purpose than to make others suffer, who have the patience to work out their schemes over decades, even centuries, who can keep all this secret by being served by 100% loyal people with no empathy for their victims. And on and on the justification hamster runs.
In order for any of this to work, you have to first believe that there are people out there (jews, in case that was unclear) who are out to get you, special little you and everyone like you, or else everything you’ve said is just a bunch of pointless non sequiturs. Assuming they have any basis in facts to begin with, which is doubtful.
Random thought: Assuming the rumours that the SPLC doesn’t track misogynistic hate groups because there are “Just too many” are true… The manosphere is also a racist (and anti-Semitic, Islamophobic, homophobic, transphobic, etc) hate group at this point, right? So they shouldn’t have an excuse anymore.
Pandapool: This is a Nickelodeon show, not a Disney Channel one. I am less certain about Nickelodeon, but interracial couples have been common on the Disney Channel for several years now. Granted, this has been mostly a matter of relationships that lasted for single episodes only (i.e., Ren Stevens dates an African-American boy, but their height difference–she is nearly six feet, he is at least six inches shorter–proves an irreconcilable difference), secondary characters (i.e., Phil of the Future’s sister had an African-American boyfriend), or relationships that clearly were never going anywhere (i.e., both Lizzie McGuire and her Latina best friend had crushes on their handsome African-American English teacher), but there have been quite a lot of them.
And the Disney folks definitely approve of inter-faith relationships. Shiksas Lizzie McGuire and Kim Possible both ended up with nice Jewish boys; the father on “Even Stevens” was Protestant, and the mother Jewish, and the family celebrated both Christmas and Hannukah; “Phineas and Ferb” has strongly indicated that Phineas will end up with Isabella Shapiro-Garcia, whose Jewishness has been stressed in several episodes.
Oh, and on that last point…Isabella is not in this, but her mother does appear as a dancer:
If that link did not come through (I am new here, and am learning the rules), just go to YouTube and enter “Phineas and Ferb–Mexican-Jewish Cultural Festival” in the search engine.
Cavoyo: “Also, ‘Canadian friend’ is a reference to a dogwhistle. Racists use ‘Canadian’ as a code word for ‘black people’ when they’re talking in public with other racists.”
Now, see, what that evokes to me is the song “My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada” from the musical AVENUE Q. It is sung by a closeted gay man, trying desperately to convince everyone else that he is straight. “Her name is Alberta/She lives in Vancouver…I e-mail her every day/Just to make sure that everything’s okay/It’s a pity she lives so far away/In Canada…Yes, I have a girl friend/Who lives in Canada!”
Okay, three posts in a row is pushy for a newcomer. I shall fade quietly away now.
at Touch-and-Go-Bullethead: holy crap, seriously on the Canadian thing????