Repugnant “game” guru Heartiste, who specializes in dating advice aimed at aspiring emotional abusers, seems to be trying to launch a second career as a kind of white supremacist Nostradamus. In a post this Tuesday, he predicted an imminent uprising by the white masses against the “cultural elites” and evil “leftoids” who’ve been, I dunno, oppressing them somehow with multiculturalism or something?
Well, whatever it is the leftoids have been doing, Heartiste thinks they’ll soon be facing their day of reckoning:
Do the Western cultural elite have a death wish? Do they WANT normal, good people to hate them with a fury? Because that’s what’s gonna happen if they keep it up. And the washout won’t be pretty in pink.
It’s time to turn to lessons from Weimar Republic Germany, and the cataclysm that can bring doom to the earth when a native people feel cornered and despised by their own elite and the dominant culture. The Lamppost Swingularity… the point at which the intensity of leftoid propaganda exceeds the tolerance level of the targets of leftoid hatred… is closer than you think.
The possible trigger for this “Lamppost Swingularity?”
A kids show on Nickelodeon called Bella and the Bulldogs, about (to quote IMDb)
a perky head cheerleader named Bella whose life in Texas takes an unexpected twist when she becomes the new quarterback for her school team, the Bulldogs.
No, really. A kids show about a cheerleader-turned-quarterback. That’s what’s got Heartiste madder than a room full of Hitlers.
Heartiste, you see, has been won over by a strange conspiracy theory making the rounds of 4chan and 8chan and Reddit.
It seems someone discovered that one of the show’s co-creators, Jonathan Butler, is apparently the same guy who, under the name Jonathan Corban Butler, wrote and directed The Cuckold, a 2009 straight-to-DVD drama looking at what Butler calls “a little-known fetish in the swinging lifestyle called ‘cuckolding.'” That is, black men having sex with white women while their white husbands look on.
This discovery has convinced an assortment of racist conspiracy theorists, among them Heartiste, that Bella and the Bulldogs is itself somehow a show about “race cucking.” Given that the show is, you know, a Nickelodeon sitcom aimed at kids that does not actually depict any sex acts, I’m not exactly sure how this is supposed to work.
Regardless, the conspiracy theorists have been busily spinning their little webs. Here’s one summary, from the 4chan subreddit, of what they’ve come up with so far:
![illStudyTomorrow[S] 2185 points 4 days ago* tl;dr: a producer whose entire writing career consists of interracial cuckold fetishism has written a Nickelodeon show that seems to have elements of-- you guessed it, cuckold fetishism. The White male characters are seen to be either weak or evil, and from the trailors all the evil characters are given a Southern accent. The weakest of the White characters possesses the #99 on his sports jacket i.e. last place, the team name of course being the "Bull dogs", Bull being a highly-used term for interracial cuckold fetishists. The White lead female who is also the football quarter back is given the number 1: this shows the numerical symbolism behind the jackets, and thus that everything in this show is highly planned out. The Jewish White kid, who while weak is not evil, is given the number 27-- a symbolic number for the holocaust. The black student is given the number 8, which according to the picture represents the Black 8-ball but also in Christian eschatology and mythology represents wordly perfection (see the book of revelation). The male lead and love interest of the female lead is Black, of course. There's a trailor for an episode named "Traitor Dater" on Youtube. Whenever the White female lead is shown in TV cover images, the "dog" part of her jersey is covered by her hair, leaving only the "bull" part. She is, in all of the images, shown closest to her future male love interest, the bull. Literally something out of White supremacist fan fiction... EDIT: banned because my tl;dr was too long, thanks mods...](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bella.png?ssl=1)
Now, as far as I can tell, none of the conspiracy theorists have actually watched the show, even though it’s been running on Nickelodeon since January; they seem to be basing this all on the trailers for the show and a few listings on IMDb.
I haven’t watched the show either, but judging from the episode summaries I’ve found online, the central premise of the “race cucking” theory is flat-out wrong. Bella doesn’t actually date Troy, the male lead who “is Black, of course.” There’s an episode in which Troy, for complicated sit-commy reasons involving ballet lessons, pretends that Bella is his girlfriend, but this is as close to interracial dating as the show seems to have gotten so far. The only boy she dates is a white guy named Kyle.
Evidently these white supremacists don’t let the facts get in the way of their conspiracy theories.
If you want to delve into the conspiracy theories further, here’s an archived 8chan thread full of them; here’s a giant muddled image full of them; here’s another similarly muddled image; and here’s a little video.
It’s pretty clear that Heartiste hasn’t watched the show either, but that doesn’t stop him from denouncing it as the most decadent show about a perky-cheerleader-turned-quarterback since the fall of Rome:
Bella and the Bulldogs, besides promoting anti-white (and consequently pro-black (heh)) race cucking, wallows in a panoply of filth and lies. Ridiculous grrlpower fantasy? Check. Weak whytes? Check. Evil redneck whites? Check. Numinous negros? Check. Transgenderism? Good lordnbutter, we may have to check that one off too.
That last bit is a reference to a post about the show on 8chan that even the dullest 8channers have been able to recognize as a joke.
Keep in mind, Bella and the Bulldogs is a children’s show. Your little white daughter, apple of your eye and continuance vessel of a glorious heritage of European civilization, sits zombiefied in front of the TV imbibing this sewage by the truckload.
Is sewage normally transported by truck? Around here we use pipes.
Anyway, speaking of people imbibing sewage, Heartiste’s commenters have happily swallowed this bizarre conspiracy theory whole.
According to Canadian Friend
What we have now is a growing in intensity and in size and in boldness tyranny against white males and everything that is good and sane and normal.
Maybe I will be dead by then as it may take a few decades, but one day enough whites will be fed up and things will get ugly, really ugly.
It is inevitable.
New Breiviks all around the world are created with every one of those anti-white affronts.
Lovely.
Anonymous managed to somehow top this with this even more lovely comment:
I just hope to live long enough to look out my window and see an Enlightened™ corpse swinging from every lamppost.
Daniel Plainview added:
This is absolutely insidious. These people need to be eviscerated and emasculated Despenser style.
Laguna Beach Fogey made the not-so-subtle insinuations obvious:
Time to start mobilizing the Freikorps.
In case you’ve forgotten, the show that’s making all these white supremacist heads explode is A NICKELODEON SHOW ABOUT A PERKY CHEERLEADER WHO BECOMES A QUARTERBACK.
Here’s the trailer for the show. Please let me know if you notice any “race cucking” going on in it, because for the life of me I can’t find any.
“Normal good people?”
This conspiracy theory is super dumb.
I’m normally down with people’s various kinks, but cuckold fetishism is super gross to me. It’s almost always racist, portraying black men as brutish sex beasts. Also it seems self-indulgent, like they’re making their partners take part in their sad insecurities.
I’ve now watched 10 whole minutes of this show and there wasn’t one pr0n scene. Very. Very. Disappointed.
Overall, it seemed much the same as all the other shows like this. Brightly coloured, a bit squeally and really dull. But my son likes it.
I asked him what he thought about a girl playing football and he said “American football or English football?” He didn’t think it was a good idea for a girl to be playing on a mixed team of a contact sport*, but English football was ok.
I actually tend to agree. Which is why it’s great that women’s rugby is growing in the US. Girls** need contact sport, too!
Oh and the IMDB comments on this show are disgusting – the “cuck theory” comments and the “why can’t there be ONE show about a boy?” Pretty sure there are plenty.
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*after a certain age. My son’s age group is going into contact next year and we have mixed teams for several more years, which is fine.
**some girls, if it’s not your thing, that’s fine.
I’m coming to feel that Heartiste is more awful than Elam or Valizadeh. Scamming desperate rubes is merely despicable, and that’s all Return of Kings or AVfM are at heart: scams. Heartiste actually seems to believe in it ideologically. This is straight-up Nazism.
What’s worse is that I think I understand the dog whistles they’re using here, and if you parse out what they’re saying then it’s a really ugly heap of humiliation, entitlement and hate under all of it.
Blegh.
I saw the post where they came up with that bit, actually. Someone literally just looked up the “significance of numbers in Judaism” page on Wikipedia and scrolled down to 27.
Incidentally, their whole Jewish connection here is that the co-producer’s last name is Garza, which they discovered – again, on Wikipedia – is, in addition to being a not uncommon Spanish surname, is a somewhat common Sephardic Jewish surname. 20 bucks says they don’t even have the first clue as to what Sephardic means.
@derangeddan:
There’s a scene in the movie Pi where the mentor figure says (paraphrasing since I’m quoting from memory) “once you start looking for a number you’ll see it everywhere… but as soon as you do that you’re no longer a mathematician and have become a mere numerologist.” In that case it was the number 212 but here it seems to be 27.
That said, these people are already white supremacists and male supremacists. Crank magnetism tells us they’d be attracted to numerology too.
Nah, I still think Roosh is the worst of the three; scammer or not, he’s still an admitted rapist. I mean, I’m sure that they’re all rapists, but Roosh has written a whole how-to guide series about his rapes…
*But Roosh hasn’t just admitted it but has written.
Somehow, I lost half a sentence during editing. What.
@M:
The edit mammoth is the blockquote mammoth’s little sister, but is no less fearsome for that.
Good point and gladly conceded. Judging people by their real world actions, Valizadeh is by far the worse person.
Wait. wait.
Did CH just admit that the 80% of women and 20% of men thing was bullshit? Saying that women who’t look a guy in the eye once he raises his… SMV seems to suggest the red pill is full of shit.
Fuck. Whatever. I am expecting internal consistency from a group who calls their enemies Nazis while favorably comparing themselves to Nazis.
“Can somebody explain to me how these people think?”
I always think of that one Simpsons episode where the kids are left trying to figure out where their parents are disappearing to every night and Lisa makes a sarcastic comment that maybe they’ve all become Reverse Vampires. Cue a couple hours later where the kids have worked out an elaborate conspiracy theory in which the Reverse Vampires feature prominently plotting to destroy the meal of dinner.
Take that kind of logic and stretch it to years upon years.
I KNOWWWW!! This looks so cute and delightful and I will definitely binge-watch it whenever it comes out on Netflix regardless of how corny it will inevitably be. The clip of them screaming and jumping up and down together over her getting on the football team is the biggest YES. Because I love that she’s girly, and also loves football, thus avoiding both the “tomboy” and “Pvt. Benjamin” tropes. And I love that the coach supports her and that her friends support her and the line about being a girl in Texas. Yes.
I’ll take this and the other sarcastic references as a compliment, and will proceed to feel very proud of my country:
¡Viva Evita y viva el General Perón!
http://www.solesdigital.com.ar/Galerias/peronismo/imagenes/peronismo01.JPG
Perón was an interesting fellow, incredibly smart and charming, who managed to be accused of being both a Nazi and a Communist in his time (he did accept Nazi “refugees”, and he also made the hugest socialist reform in Argentina. So there you go).
Maybe he was a Femicommunazi after all, with all that letting his trophy wife speak in public and all…?
OT, but about social anxiety:
Get your vit D levels checked. A deficiency can cause a myriad of awful effects. I’m slowly reducing my antidepressants now that I I’m getting mine taken care of. I stayed outside too long a couple days ago. I have second degree burns and a cold and I feel better than I have in years. I’m also starting to feel like I can enjoy being around people again. I’ve started waving back at people and when I get compliments I don’t feel like falling through the floor to get away. (I’ve mentioned the aggressively friendly culture here before. People can be really, really friendly. It can be a bit much.)
Wow, this series actually looks like a lot of fun, as well as a good challenge to a typical male establishment like football. I think I might check out an episode or two.
Also… WAHHHH goes the male egos. So fragile!
So instead of actually addressing any of the points made by these evil nazis you just hand wave it away as a ‘conspiracy theory’ akin to believing in the Illuminati or something.
-The show is made by a man with a history of an making interracial cuck film.
-The show title is a reference to the ‘bull’ , the dominant male in cuckold fantasies. The Twitter page is even shortened to @Bellaandthebull
-All the white males in the show are either bad people or are portrayed as effeminate and vaguely homosexual.
-The show titles have names like ‘Traitor Dater’
-In one scene the black male is carrying a large pizza and the white girl responds to how big it is and that she has a big appetite.
-You don’t acknowledge the history of Jewish pornographers promoting interracial porn despite it being less profitable.
So I guess that a pro-White TV show with subtle white supremacist themes would set you all off but since it’s a show implying interracial cuckoldry that just makes it a ‘conspiracy theory’.
@Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Yes, indeed there was. Namely that I first typed “ten minutes”, then thought that wasn’t oddly specific enough, and changed it to eight.
In other words… a conspiracy?
A conspiracy indeed. A conspiracy of… one.
@Meow Blitz
Errr… did you read this post at all? David specifically researched the plot of the show and lists the inconstancies between the actual show, and the one featured in the conspiracy theorists fever dream.
Did you know (fun fact) directors can direct different things? It is possible to direct a documentary about something and then a tv show about something else and they are not necessarily connected through some nefarious plot? Well, now you know. It is even possible to direct a documentary about a subject that you personally are not involved in! So weird!
Because no white girl can ever feel hunger pains or eat more than a bird, and is always cock-crazy even at the age of 12.
You’re sick as much as you are bigoted. Take a hike.
@Meow Blitz
Fascinating “research”. Have you actually watched the show? Are you obsessing over a Nickelodeon show you’ve never seen before, or a Nickelodeon show you just can’t stop watching despite your deep loathing for it? I can’t decide which answer is more pathetic, but I have to know.
P.S. If you’d like to share your thoughts on Jews, I’m sure that would be… revealing.
Meow, ça ne fait rien de sense. I could just as easily say that “bull” was a reference to butch lesbians, or Red Bull, or bullies, or Rudolf Bultmann the German theologian… or your comment.
@Meow Blitz:
Finding a pattern doesn’t mean there is one.
The whole appeal of conspiracy theories is that they find strange correlations and then build the theory around what they find, ignoring the stuff that doesn’t fit.
Here’s a famous example.
Conspiracies are self-selected to be superficially compelling, not truthful. They only look appealing because human beings as a rule tend to treat “patterns” as much more meaningful than non-patterns.
You need something much more than a list of similarities to build a meaningful theory. You know… like an actual mechanism or intention.
It’s a Nickelodeon TV show about kids playing football, Meow Blitz. If you want to demonstrate something nefarious going on, the bar is much, much higher than a gish-gallop of coincidences and misrepresentations.
JET FUEL CAN’T MELT STEEL CUCKOLD PORN.
By the by, here’s the description for the episode “Traitor dater”:
White nationalists may interpret “traitor” as “race traitor,” but the show is not made by white nationalists.
There are also titles like “Newbie QB,” “Incomplete Pass,” “Root for Newt,” and “Kicking and Scheming.” I’d like to see how these punny titles could possibly hint at the show’s supposed cuckolding roots.