Repugnant “game” guru Heartiste, who specializes in dating advice aimed at aspiring emotional abusers, seems to be trying to launch a second career as a kind of white supremacist Nostradamus. In a post this Tuesday, he predicted an imminent uprising by the white masses against the “cultural elites” and evil “leftoids” who’ve been, I dunno, oppressing them somehow with multiculturalism or something?
Well, whatever it is the leftoids have been doing, Heartiste thinks they’ll soon be facing their day of reckoning:
Do the Western cultural elite have a death wish? Do they WANT normal, good people to hate them with a fury? Because that’s what’s gonna happen if they keep it up. And the washout won’t be pretty in pink.
It’s time to turn to lessons from Weimar Republic Germany, and the cataclysm that can bring doom to the earth when a native people feel cornered and despised by their own elite and the dominant culture. The Lamppost Swingularity… the point at which the intensity of leftoid propaganda exceeds the tolerance level of the targets of leftoid hatred… is closer than you think.
The possible trigger for this “Lamppost Swingularity?”
A kids show on Nickelodeon called Bella and the Bulldogs, about (to quote IMDb)
a perky head cheerleader named Bella whose life in Texas takes an unexpected twist when she becomes the new quarterback for her school team, the Bulldogs.
No, really. A kids show about a cheerleader-turned-quarterback. That’s what’s got Heartiste madder than a room full of Hitlers.
Heartiste, you see, has been won over by a strange conspiracy theory making the rounds of 4chan and 8chan and Reddit.
It seems someone discovered that one of the show’s co-creators, Jonathan Butler, is apparently the same guy who, under the name Jonathan Corban Butler, wrote and directed The Cuckold, a 2009 straight-to-DVD drama looking at what Butler calls “a little-known fetish in the swinging lifestyle called ‘cuckolding.'” That is, black men having sex with white women while their white husbands look on.
This discovery has convinced an assortment of racist conspiracy theorists, among them Heartiste, that Bella and the Bulldogs is itself somehow a show about “race cucking.” Given that the show is, you know, a Nickelodeon sitcom aimed at kids that does not actually depict any sex acts, I’m not exactly sure how this is supposed to work.
Regardless, the conspiracy theorists have been busily spinning their little webs. Here’s one summary, from the 4chan subreddit, of what they’ve come up with so far:
![illStudyTomorrow[S] 2185 points 4 days ago* tl;dr: a producer whose entire writing career consists of interracial cuckold fetishism has written a Nickelodeon show that seems to have elements of-- you guessed it, cuckold fetishism. The White male characters are seen to be either weak or evil, and from the trailors all the evil characters are given a Southern accent. The weakest of the White characters possesses the #99 on his sports jacket i.e. last place, the team name of course being the "Bull dogs", Bull being a highly-used term for interracial cuckold fetishists. The White lead female who is also the football quarter back is given the number 1: this shows the numerical symbolism behind the jackets, and thus that everything in this show is highly planned out. The Jewish White kid, who while weak is not evil, is given the number 27-- a symbolic number for the holocaust. The black student is given the number 8, which according to the picture represents the Black 8-ball but also in Christian eschatology and mythology represents wordly perfection (see the book of revelation). The male lead and love interest of the female lead is Black, of course. There's a trailor for an episode named "Traitor Dater" on Youtube. Whenever the White female lead is shown in TV cover images, the "dog" part of her jersey is covered by her hair, leaving only the "bull" part. She is, in all of the images, shown closest to her future male love interest, the bull. Literally something out of White supremacist fan fiction... EDIT: banned because my tl;dr was too long, thanks mods...](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bella.png?ssl=1)
Now, as far as I can tell, none of the conspiracy theorists have actually watched the show, even though it’s been running on Nickelodeon since January; they seem to be basing this all on the trailers for the show and a few listings on IMDb.
I haven’t watched the show either, but judging from the episode summaries I’ve found online, the central premise of the “race cucking” theory is flat-out wrong. Bella doesn’t actually date Troy, the male lead who “is Black, of course.” There’s an episode in which Troy, for complicated sit-commy reasons involving ballet lessons, pretends that Bella is his girlfriend, but this is as close to interracial dating as the show seems to have gotten so far. The only boy she dates is a white guy named Kyle.
Evidently these white supremacists don’t let the facts get in the way of their conspiracy theories.
If you want to delve into the conspiracy theories further, here’s an archived 8chan thread full of them; here’s a giant muddled image full of them; here’s another similarly muddled image; and here’s a little video.
It’s pretty clear that Heartiste hasn’t watched the show either, but that doesn’t stop him from denouncing it as the most decadent show about a perky-cheerleader-turned-quarterback since the fall of Rome:
Bella and the Bulldogs, besides promoting anti-white (and consequently pro-black (heh)) race cucking, wallows in a panoply of filth and lies. Ridiculous grrlpower fantasy? Check. Weak whytes? Check. Evil redneck whites? Check. Numinous negros? Check. Transgenderism? Good lordnbutter, we may have to check that one off too.
That last bit is a reference to a post about the show on 8chan that even the dullest 8channers have been able to recognize as a joke.
Keep in mind, Bella and the Bulldogs is a children’s show. Your little white daughter, apple of your eye and continuance vessel of a glorious heritage of European civilization, sits zombiefied in front of the TV imbibing this sewage by the truckload.
Is sewage normally transported by truck? Around here we use pipes.
Anyway, speaking of people imbibing sewage, Heartiste’s commenters have happily swallowed this bizarre conspiracy theory whole.
According to Canadian Friend
What we have now is a growing in intensity and in size and in boldness tyranny against white males and everything that is good and sane and normal.
Maybe I will be dead by then as it may take a few decades, but one day enough whites will be fed up and things will get ugly, really ugly.
It is inevitable.
New Breiviks all around the world are created with every one of those anti-white affronts.
Lovely.
Anonymous managed to somehow top this with this even more lovely comment:
I just hope to live long enough to look out my window and see an Enlightened™ corpse swinging from every lamppost.
Daniel Plainview added:
This is absolutely insidious. These people need to be eviscerated and emasculated Despenser style.
Laguna Beach Fogey made the not-so-subtle insinuations obvious:
Time to start mobilizing the Freikorps.
In case you’ve forgotten, the show that’s making all these white supremacist heads explode is A NICKELODEON SHOW ABOUT A PERKY CHEERLEADER WHO BECOMES A QUARTERBACK.
Here’s the trailer for the show. Please let me know if you notice any “race cucking” going on in it, because for the life of me I can’t find any.
wordy post needs massive sarcasm tag by the way.
I kind of tend to use big words because I do, but even I don’t usually mangle sentences quite that… excessively.
Someone should make a MRAdjacent generator.
You type in something like this: “I chewed a piece of bubble gum.”
It spits out something like this: “I masticated a substance that might be composed of chicle, flavored exquisitely with ethyl methylphenylglycidate. Don’t forget, I have an IQ of 150! That’s proof of my powerfulnessesses.”
@Nameless wonder
Sounds about right.
@Nequam
Indeed.
My stab at awful thought processes.
I’m good.
My friends are good, because I like them and I’m good.
People I don’t like are bad, because I don’t like them and I’m good.
People I like must all be good in the same way, because how could there be multiple ways to be good?
People I don’t like are all bad in the same way, because they are bad and can’t have any good traits.
Thus Nazis and other scum are good, everyone else is allied in a massive SJW, Jewish, Muslim, liberal, tolerant, Nazi-Marxist conspiracy, and not adhering to their ideas puts you in the Bad camp. Just look at what happens when any of their darlings says anything remotely not-awful.
I’m… I’m not… I don’t even….
Ew. ew ew ew ew ew is “EWWWW” an acceptable answer here because THIS FEELS SUPER GROSS, GUYS. WHAT THE HELL. I mean, this is just… ewwwwww.
Also seconding (nthing?) the whole accent thing. I live in Texas, guy. You wanna know how many people who were born here that I met who DIDN’T have an accent of at least some strength? ’cause it sure ain’t many.
Nameless Wonder: You masticated a substance flavored with ethyl methlyphenlyglycidate?
Did you do so while perambulating along a precipice deliberating in delightful contemplation of contemporary complacency and the germane genesis of faux-genteel self-satisfaction? Because you are, of course, indeed an exemplary example of educated discernment and acumen.
(Fresh word salad available, every day!)
I just need a bottle of ranch dressing to go with it!
As this page on IMDB shows, Jonathan Butler’s entire writing career does in fact consist of interracial cuckold fetishism: http://imdb.com/name/nm3199719/filmotype/writer
Writing episodes of Fanboy and Chum Chum AND The Fairly Oddparents? What horrible propaganda will these race traitors come up with next?
Also, “Canadian Friend”‘s name is a reference to a dogwhistle. Racists use “Canadian” as a code word for “black people” when they’re talking in public with other racists.
* passes you a bottle of Allium schoenoprasum, Allium sativum, and other spices in fermented bovine mammary gland secretions with a delicious sour taste caused by lactic acid fermenting bacteria for your salad. *
I may never eat ranch dressing again! LMAO
Nah, Shartiste. They merely smelled the Axe entering the building ahead of you, sized up your still-unimpressive douchebaggitude, and reacted accordingly.
Yes, this.
And what you quoted is by far the most bizarre of mental gymnastics I’ve seen these guys use to justify their own self-worth. Doesn’t their narrative go something like this: “Women like alpha males. Therefore if you become an alpha male, women will be attracted to you.”
But then they just said:
“Women are rejecting you because you are an alpha male, and make them feel plebian in comparison.” (see, I fixed their diminutive word for them lolz)
Wait! Okay… tell me again what the end goal was? Was it to get a date to prove how alpha they are, or was it to drive women away to prove how alpha they are? Because if being repulsive to women is a sign of being alpha; then they never needed PUA techniques in the first place. FFS.
Oh and pssst dudes: if a woman is disgusted by you, it’s probably because you are acting, talking, and presenting yourself as an insufferable shitlord. You have failed to bullshit your way into looking confident and instead come off as creep. Back to square one!
A show taking place in Texas where people, including the villains, speak with Southern accents? SAY IT AIN’T SO!
RE: Tanya
The use of “native people” in the context of white americans, leaves a very bad taste in my mouth.
I KNOW RIGHT. It’s like, dude, you do realize white people are not native to this continent, right?
Black men are fetishized by whites and it’s somehow white man’s problem?? Why do they consistently cry about white white women dating blacks when white men constantly talk about marrying Asians??
Bwaaahahahahaha! That’s not strange. That’s what happens when you’re a douche nozzle.
Let’s see if I have this right. Women only go for chiseled bad boys but when you become one women ignore you because you are so awesome. Those grapes are so sour. This guy is an asshole and no woman wants him with in 50′ of her. Never has. Never will. When are these guys going to clue into the fact women have not been avoiding them because they didn’t have 0% body fat or weren’t aggressive enough?
If you have to strut around like a peacock, worrying what everyone might think you aren’t manly enough, glaring, leering and reminding yourself what a studly dude you are, you aren’t exuding confidence. Not even close.
Confident people walk into a new place like they are walking into their living rooms and strangers are friends they haven’t met yet. It is a super power I have yet to master. The key to looking like you don’t give a fuck is actually not giving a fuck. I don’t have it but I know what it looks like. The Hubster’s got it in spades. He makes it look easy because it is. He genuinely likes people and doesn’t care if they like him back. He doesn’t take things like that personally.
It’s like when people smile too much thinking it makes them appear friendly and charming and instead they look like this:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/gddy.gif
That’s how I imagine I look when trying to be social. That or:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6qvtqpd1o1r9gwjko1_500.jpg
These guys like animal analogies. So here’s one:
A lion does not show up to the watering hole making a big deal about being a lion. It does not have to remind itself how to appear to be a lion. It just walks up and drinks and the other animals get out of its way because it’s a fucking lion.
Tabby Lavalamp, I didn’t realize that “lamppost swingularity” was, in addition to being completely awful, also a Turner Diaries reference, Fuckin nazis.
Wow. Remembering Volume 1 of Klaus Theweleit’s book Male Fantasies–about the Freikorps. He read those guys’ books (they had a whole subculture–pulp novels and everything) and personal letters, and sort of psychoanalyzed them.
Guess what? They were obsessed with “manliness,” feared emotion, hugely bought into the Modonna/Whore complex, wanted women to be sweet, helpful, and “pure.” And Aryan, of course.
Oh, and they really, really hated SJWs.
Oops. Linky:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freikorps
Great book, even if (like me) you don’t buy into Freudian theory.
And the cube root of 27 is 3, Half-Life 3 confirmed! /s
@Lea LMAO! That is too funny and so very true!
@Mikki:
Yes, this. And their attitude presumes that Jonathan Butler is incapable of writing anything that doesn’t revolve around white men and their penises. I mean jeez, what bullshit. Writers are capable or writing about more than one genre or theme. If they have to resort to reading into numbers or arm placement in an advertisement, then it’s pointless flapping.
I was just in the kitchen baking cookies thinking about this (right where the MRAs want me, no doubt), and about the Native Americans they forgot existed, and about the fact that black men are called thugs while white-and-male-and-heterosexist supremacist shitlords get a free pass on their violent hate speech. These… “winners”… present themselves as warriors to preserve Western civilization, but they have yet to acknowledge that Western civilization does not belong solely to them. Ergo, all their bigoted statements about the women, the Jews, the decline of the white race, ect is without merit. America never was not built by white men alone, and is sustained by the collective demographics of all people.
While white men were waxing philosophically during America’s founding years, who did their laundry, kept house, raised their children, helped take care of livestock, kept gardens and grew crops on homesteads? Women as a class did – and not just white women, but women of color were strongarmed into domestic labor for white men in the event white women were unavailable. Who grew and harvested cotton in the South and bolstered the economy? The African slaves that were kidnapped from their homeland. Who taught them how to survive when they crossed the Atlantic and were looking at sudden death that winter in Massachusetts? The Native Americans. Who worked in factories during World War II to keep the American economy afloat, supported their families, and provide weapons and bullets while their husbands were off at war? American women. Who helped build the west coast infrastructure living under inhuman conditions? The Asian slaves did. I could go on, but I think I’ve made my point.
Everyone paid a price for America to be established as we see it today, therefore everyone should have a voice in the direction our culture takes. THIS is the red pill moment that these people truly need, to realize that simply being a male WASP by accident of birth does not grant them special entitlements to dictate the direction of Western civilization.
“It’s time to turn to lessons from Weimar Republic Germany, and the cataclysm that can bring doom to the earth when a native people feel cornered and despised by their own elite and the dominant culture. The Lamppost Swingularity… the point at which the intensity of leftoid propaganda exceeds the tolerance level of the targets of leftoid hatred… is closer than you think.”
Did he just *favourably* compare himself to Nazis? And he thinks he represents “normal, good people”?
Anyway, either these dinguses (dingi?) don’t realize cuckolding means sex while in a relationship with someone else, or they think white women are automatically dating white men whether they realize it or not. I’m not sure which is more likely.
Gretzky would be pretty surprised to hear that “99” was a last-place number.
Alright, I’ve had time to think about this. I think someone needs to do something like this on CH’s site:
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=493pL_Vbtnc&w=420&h=315%5D
All humor aside, my brother (who is white as the driven snow, let me tell ya) married a lovely African American woman. They have two babies that I adore. Racism, or even second-guessing their relationship, didn’t even enter into the minds of any of us (family). You want to know why, CH? We were raised better than that. We were raised to see human beings as human beings. You can call me naive, brainwashed, or whatever you want–but you and your ilk are a dying breed. You can sit and stew in your hatred, choking on your bitterness for the rest of your lives, while the rest of us go about our happy lives ignoring your alarmist, racist bullshit. Because, guess what?
The rest of the world, and civilization, will go on without you. In fact, it will be better off.
Nope, nope. You’re all missing it. Here. Let me explain it to you.
Y’all sitting down? Yes? Okay, good. Stay with me here.
So we’ve got this numerology stuff going on. We all know that it’s definitely numerology, right? Cause shows would never choose numbers at random or anything, it all definitely means something.
And there’s that little Holocaust number there, so we definitely know this is about them Jews. Right? Right.
Now… this might seem like it’s getting a bit complicated, but stay with me. Cause you know where else Jews and numbers come together? (I mean, aside from all the banking that means they rule the world and all that because they really, definitely, no-takey-backsies do.)
Kabbalah, that’s where. Yeah, that’s right. You see where this is going, right?
Because you know who’s into Kabbalah? Madonna, that’s who. (Who’s a skank but I’d fuck her anyway because she’s kind of a MILF and anyway, she’s fuckin’ Madonna, so fucking her would insanely increase my SMV and all-around dudely manly Alphaness.)
You with me? Yeah, you’re with me. Cause you know who Madonna played on screen once? Eva fuckin’ Peron, that’s who.
You’re seeing it all come together, right? Cause for some reason, you know what people call the Perons? Fascists. And you know what fascists are? Nazis, that’s what.
Yeah. You heard me.
I think it’s pretty clear now that them fascist-Jews are behind this show.
And that is why anybody who disagrees with me about this show is a Nazi. Q.E.fuckin’.D, biatches.
(Note: it is possible that the above contains sarcasm.)
It’s all so clear now…