Repugnant “game” guru Heartiste, who specializes in dating advice aimed at aspiring emotional abusers, seems to be trying to launch a second career as a kind of white supremacist Nostradamus. In a post this Tuesday, he predicted an imminent uprising by the white masses against the “cultural elites” and evil “leftoids” who’ve been, I dunno, oppressing them somehow with multiculturalism or something?
Well, whatever it is the leftoids have been doing, Heartiste thinks they’ll soon be facing their day of reckoning:
Do the Western cultural elite have a death wish? Do they WANT normal, good people to hate them with a fury? Because that’s what’s gonna happen if they keep it up. And the washout won’t be pretty in pink.
It’s time to turn to lessons from Weimar Republic Germany, and the cataclysm that can bring doom to the earth when a native people feel cornered and despised by their own elite and the dominant culture. The Lamppost Swingularity… the point at which the intensity of leftoid propaganda exceeds the tolerance level of the targets of leftoid hatred… is closer than you think.
The possible trigger for this “Lamppost Swingularity?”
A kids show on Nickelodeon called Bella and the Bulldogs, about (to quote IMDb)
a perky head cheerleader named Bella whose life in Texas takes an unexpected twist when she becomes the new quarterback for her school team, the Bulldogs.
No, really. A kids show about a cheerleader-turned-quarterback. That’s what’s got Heartiste madder than a room full of Hitlers.
Heartiste, you see, has been won over by a strange conspiracy theory making the rounds of 4chan and 8chan and Reddit.
It seems someone discovered that one of the show’s co-creators, Jonathan Butler, is apparently the same guy who, under the name Jonathan Corban Butler, wrote and directed The Cuckold, a 2009 straight-to-DVD drama looking at what Butler calls “a little-known fetish in the swinging lifestyle called ‘cuckolding.'” That is, black men having sex with white women while their white husbands look on.
This discovery has convinced an assortment of racist conspiracy theorists, among them Heartiste, that Bella and the Bulldogs is itself somehow a show about “race cucking.” Given that the show is, you know, a Nickelodeon sitcom aimed at kids that does not actually depict any sex acts, I’m not exactly sure how this is supposed to work.
Regardless, the conspiracy theorists have been busily spinning their little webs. Here’s one summary, from the 4chan subreddit, of what they’ve come up with so far:
![illStudyTomorrow[S] 2185 points 4 days ago* tl;dr: a producer whose entire writing career consists of interracial cuckold fetishism has written a Nickelodeon show that seems to have elements of-- you guessed it, cuckold fetishism. The White male characters are seen to be either weak or evil, and from the trailors all the evil characters are given a Southern accent. The weakest of the White characters possesses the #99 on his sports jacket i.e. last place, the team name of course being the "Bull dogs", Bull being a highly-used term for interracial cuckold fetishists. The White lead female who is also the football quarter back is given the number 1: this shows the numerical symbolism behind the jackets, and thus that everything in this show is highly planned out. The Jewish White kid, who while weak is not evil, is given the number 27-- a symbolic number for the holocaust. The black student is given the number 8, which according to the picture represents the Black 8-ball but also in Christian eschatology and mythology represents wordly perfection (see the book of revelation). The male lead and love interest of the female lead is Black, of course. There's a trailor for an episode named "Traitor Dater" on Youtube. Whenever the White female lead is shown in TV cover images, the "dog" part of her jersey is covered by her hair, leaving only the "bull" part. She is, in all of the images, shown closest to her future male love interest, the bull. Literally something out of White supremacist fan fiction... EDIT: banned because my tl;dr was too long, thanks mods...](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bella.png?ssl=1)
Now, as far as I can tell, none of the conspiracy theorists have actually watched the show, even though it’s been running on Nickelodeon since January; they seem to be basing this all on the trailers for the show and a few listings on IMDb.
I haven’t watched the show either, but judging from the episode summaries I’ve found online, the central premise of the “race cucking” theory is flat-out wrong. Bella doesn’t actually date Troy, the male lead who “is Black, of course.” There’s an episode in which Troy, for complicated sit-commy reasons involving ballet lessons, pretends that Bella is his girlfriend, but this is as close to interracial dating as the show seems to have gotten so far. The only boy she dates is a white guy named Kyle.
Evidently these white supremacists don’t let the facts get in the way of their conspiracy theories.
If you want to delve into the conspiracy theories further, here’s an archived 8chan thread full of them; here’s a giant muddled image full of them; here’s another similarly muddled image; and here’s a little video.
It’s pretty clear that Heartiste hasn’t watched the show either, but that doesn’t stop him from denouncing it as the most decadent show about a perky-cheerleader-turned-quarterback since the fall of Rome:
Bella and the Bulldogs, besides promoting anti-white (and consequently pro-black (heh)) race cucking, wallows in a panoply of filth and lies. Ridiculous grrlpower fantasy? Check. Weak whytes? Check. Evil redneck whites? Check. Numinous negros? Check. Transgenderism? Good lordnbutter, we may have to check that one off too.
That last bit is a reference to a post about the show on 8chan that even the dullest 8channers have been able to recognize as a joke.
Keep in mind, Bella and the Bulldogs is a children’s show. Your little white daughter, apple of your eye and continuance vessel of a glorious heritage of European civilization, sits zombiefied in front of the TV imbibing this sewage by the truckload.
Is sewage normally transported by truck? Around here we use pipes.
Anyway, speaking of people imbibing sewage, Heartiste’s commenters have happily swallowed this bizarre conspiracy theory whole.
According to Canadian Friend
What we have now is a growing in intensity and in size and in boldness tyranny against white males and everything that is good and sane and normal.
Maybe I will be dead by then as it may take a few decades, but one day enough whites will be fed up and things will get ugly, really ugly.
It is inevitable.
New Breiviks all around the world are created with every one of those anti-white affronts.
Lovely.
Anonymous managed to somehow top this with this even more lovely comment:
I just hope to live long enough to look out my window and see an Enlightened™ corpse swinging from every lamppost.
Daniel Plainview added:
This is absolutely insidious. These people need to be eviscerated and emasculated Despenser style.
Laguna Beach Fogey made the not-so-subtle insinuations obvious:
Time to start mobilizing the Freikorps.
In case you’ve forgotten, the show that’s making all these white supremacist heads explode is A NICKELODEON SHOW ABOUT A PERKY CHEERLEADER WHO BECOMES A QUARTERBACK.
Here’s the trailer for the show. Please let me know if you notice any “race cucking” going on in it, because for the life of me I can’t find any.
Oh my god, reading that post from the 4chan subreddit and then looking back at that picture of the actual actors is just… really really disturbing. THEY ARE CHILDREN. IT IS A CHILDREN’S SHOW. Stop projecting your creepy racist cuckold fantasies/paranoia onto KIDS, please.
I can’t even with ‘continuance vessel’. Ugh.
How did that Danger Mouse quote go?
Something something, pack, trunk. Trunk, elephant?
Makes more sense than Fartiste.
Ah, swinging from lampposts. Nothing like a little The Turner Diaries referencing to confirm your white supremacist shithead bona fides.
But guys, can’t you see that in every promotional shot ever her hair obscures Dogs so it just says Bull, that totally means its totally a reference to whatever meaning those guys arbitrarily assigned to that word…you know, except all the other promotional shots where that isnt the case like the one David showed at the top of the post…of course that one makes her jersey say LLBGS, which is clearly a reference to Like Lesbians Bis Gays or Something, which means not only is she cuckholding all the white guys in the show she’ll have a relationship with a girl to shoehorn the gay agenda in our kids faces, and then she’ll cuckhold HER TOO!!
Also, I just watched the trailer, and aside from all the sexist ‘girls cant do stuff and they’re girly and thats the only joke we have’ stuff, is it just me or is that football field like pretty shitty even for crappy kids TV set standards?
zoon echon logon ,
Ah, but you must think like a misogynist.
I will now channel one that we may gain insight into their depraved minds:
*Grips desk*
A woman who has sex with another man is cuckolding the misogynist she owes sex and servitude to even if she has never met that misogynist. Any woman having any sex at all that is not with him is cheating because everything women do is about him and the sex he is entitled to. If he does not want to have sex with her, then she has befouled his sacred boner and must punished with shaming for her failure as a fucktoy. That women he does not want to bone continue to thrive and have fulfilling lives, especially fulfilling sexual lives, is also cheating.
*comes out of trance*
*Does the Chunder Monkey*
Wait. Did Heartiste just claim that white Americans were the natives here? Even the manosphere can’t be so ignorant of history as to not realize that there are indigenous people in the Americas and they aren’t European Americans. Come on.
What is it with the right and comparing everything to Nazis? Just the other day, Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson were having a whine fest about how tolerance and diversity was “Nazi stuff.” It makes zero sense.
Heartiste reminds me more and more of Charles Manson with each passing post. Luckily he doesn’t have the charisma to attract devoted followers. At least not followers willing to leave the internet and go squat in abandoned buildings.
And can I just say how entirely creepy it is that they’re obsessing over the dating life of a girl who looks to be about 14? I’m definitely getting pedophile vibes here.
My god.. where to begin.
All the white male characters are either weak or evil? Chances are that’s because all the characters are white males, with the token black kid and girl. In terms of weakness, maybe it’s because… oh I don’t know… the main character is depicted as the strongest because she’s the main character, and all the other characters (save one) are white and male?
All the evil white characters (the ones on other teams, so “evil” just because they’re gonna be the antagonists) all have southern accents? Oh, I don’t know… how about that the show takes place in texas. Why don’t the main characters have southern accents? Marketing, probably. Nearly all shows’ main characters have the same smoothed out accent.
The Jersey numbers? Christ almighty, those leaps of logic would make a numerologist blush. But, in case you’re curious, american football jersey numbers can can have particular meanings. Specifically, they can be limited based on the position of the player. Now, that doesn’t usually happen on high school teams, and rules may vary, but hey; this is a fictional show.
1 for the main character? Well, duh, she’s the main character. Also, that’s the right range for a quarterback. #99 as “last place?” That range is for defensive players, hardly a weak position. Plus, it’s memorable. #27 for the Jewish kid? Maybe he’s the running back, who gets hand-offs from the quarterback. 27 is a nice number for a variety of reasons, and it’s memorable.
As for all the Bull crap, I can’t even. The wonderful thing about conspiracy theories is that they can mutate to fit the details of a situation. The team name is Bulldogs, not particularly out of place for a sports team name and mascot. You could draw the same connections if the team were named the Longhorns, because the mascot is a BULL OMG IT ALL FITS!
Why yes, that entire comment was indeed something out of White supremacist fan fiction. Literally.
Continuance vessel?!? Continuance vessel?!?!!?! CONTINUANCE VESSEL?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!
Women and girls are NOT baby-making machines! We are actual people. Why is this so difficult to understand?
@Lea
Don’t forget the part where they think the horrible “One-drop rule” applies to penises. If she’s had sex with one black guy, then she’s tainted forever, because sperm behaves just like a male anglerfish. Which makes her pre-cheating doubly bad.
God, I wish I was making even a single word of that up. *headdesk*
@C.S.Strowbridge:
Sadly, it’s unlikely to be a Poe. One of the basic concepts of white supremacist ideology is that women are supposed to be happy white-baby-making machines and nothing more, in order to preserve the “white race”. The idea of “race cuckolding” likely refers to how women are “cheating on the white race” if they have relationships with not-white-enough people. It’s pretty much the same idea as that of “race traitor”. Of course it makes no damn sense, but when it comes to white supremacists, this is the level of thought we’re dealing with.
With that in mind, please excuse me while I go throw up forever.
This totally reminds me of when Fox News said Frozen was a threat to masculinity. Won’t someone please think of the cis, straight, white, man? They need heroes too 🙁
As a Christian who is literally studying eschatology and Revelation right now to teach a class on it—what in the ever loving what. Eight. Earthly perfection. Huh? Most things in Revelation come in sets of seven.
If you *do* want to get into Christian numerology—which is side-eyed pretty hard by most people (including myself)—eight means something more akin to new beginnings or resurrection. Seven is the number of perfection. Like, I barely know anything about Christian numerology, and even I know that much.
Kind of amazing how these guys can be both a downtrodden underclass bullied by the “dominant culture” and a silent righteous majority ready to rise up against the liberal oligarchy. Good luck with that, guys.
I have a Southern accent, and I’m quite evil. Just sayin.’
My dad, Southern white man born during the Jim Crow era, would have had bloody, glorious words for anybody who referred to his little white daughter as a “continuance vessel of a glorious heritage of European civilization.” He had this weird idea that I was a person, see. and that being white wasn’t the end-all, be-all. That’s probably part of the reason why I’m so evil today.
I don’t think he would have had a problem with the show, either. Unless the football sequences were really bad. Dad had no tolerance for bad sports.
Echoing the question of why the fuck are these guys obsessed with Nazis and calling people who disagree with them Nazis when THEY ARE THE ONES SAYING RIDICULOUS RACIST SHIT LIKE THIS?
I’ve run out of evens. When I get some more I think I might open a shop. There seems to be a lot of demand for them around here.
Also ewww at the “continuance vessel” thing. They already see women as vessels for sperm and babies, now we’re vessels for racial purity? Good to know. Barf.
Women/feminists are the emotional ones that overact to everything and are equal to “nazis” amirite? /s
I don’t even know where to begin but douchebros take a chill pill and stay off the internet. We (Women and girls) are not your property we are people and they’re are tons of movies, shows, video games etc that you can watch and play with positive white male characters seriously has your parents taught you to share?
Oh and stay away from people period again stay off the computer, stay in your basements, never ever have kids and be alone forever. The world be a happier and safer place without you in it.
Ughhhh, you just gotta love (=hate) those folks crying out ‘Hey, stop doing things we don’t like or you’ll end up seeing other Breiviks/Rodgers [/etc., depending on specific type of bigotry] and then you’ll be sorry! Just a freindly warning!’
It’s never the fault of the horrible racist/sexist [/etc.] murderers, it’s the fault of their victims, see. It’s the fault of society for not being racist/sexist [/etc.] enough.
UGHHHHH.
But feminazis are the ones who promote violence against men and castration.
/sarcasm
Then again, the “Despenser” part does have homophobic undertones to it, so I’m guessing that they think that it’s okay to promote those things as long as you’re fantasizing about them happening to gay men. SMH.
“It’s time to turn to lessons from Weimar Republic Germany, and the cataclysm that can bring doom to the earth when a native people feel cornered and despised by their own elite and the dominant culture.”
Ok, those idiots are saying they are like the 3rd reich aka Nazi Germany. That also means they are comparing themselves with scammers who forced a whole country into giving them money in exchange for affordable cars and vacation resorts that they never delivered.
Asking for money against something and not delivering it, that reminds me of someone from the manosphere…
http://youtu.be/vq_kqdHzEv0
I am so confused right now. I mean, what is happening? Have we literally stumbled upon some mirror dimensions where this shit makes sense?
Imma gonna go eat pizza and probably stumble on some badly drawn slash on Tumblr. Simple things.
Yep, already found some porn. Thanks internet!
@alaisvex
Yeah but when feminists do it, (and they do it all the time trust me but please don’t ask me for evidence) it’s because they’re man hating meanies that want to conquer the world. When douchebros do it its because Western civilisation itself is at stake!
I do love the irony of them flinging around “feminazis” as an insult, when so many of these people are literally white supremacists.
Also, regarding 27 – in addition to what was said above (“yes, there is a connection between “27” and the Holocaust. Specifically, Jan 27th, 1945 was when Auschwitz was liberated by Soviet troops”), there is also 27th Nissan, which is Holocaust Day in Israel (one week before our [Military] Memorial Day).
The connection is still incredibly spurious. I’m sure there’s more fun conspiratorial stuff that can be done with 27 – 2 and 7? 3 times 9? 3^3? Gotta be something, c’mon!
@Snuffy
They also call us “social justice warriors”, usually in the same breath. Consistency!
Seriously though if you’re trying to create a black and white situation where you are the good guys and the other ones are the baddies, and you want to give those baddies a name…Social Justice Warriors? Really? What does that make your side? Legion of Doom?