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White supremacists are convinced that a Nickelodeon show about a girl quarterback is promoting “race cuckoldry”

The Six Horsemen of the Whitepocalypse?
The Six Horsemen of the Whitepocalypse?

Repugnant “game” guru Heartiste, who specializes in dating advice aimed at aspiring emotional abusers, seems to be trying to launch a second career as a kind of white supremacist Nostradamus. In a post this Tuesday, he predicted an imminent uprising by the white masses against the “cultural elites” and evil “leftoids” who’ve been, I dunno, oppressing them somehow with multiculturalism or something?

Well, whatever it is the leftoids have been doing, Heartiste thinks they’ll soon be facing their day of reckoning:

Do the Western cultural elite have a death wish? Do they WANT normal, good people to hate them with a fury? Because that’s what’s gonna happen if they keep it up. And the washout won’t be pretty in pink.

It’s time to turn to lessons from Weimar Republic Germany, and the cataclysm that can bring doom to the earth when a native people feel cornered and despised by their own elite and the dominant culture. The Lamppost Swingularity… the point at which the intensity of leftoid propaganda exceeds the tolerance level of the targets of leftoid hatred… is closer than you think.

The possible trigger for this “Lamppost Swingularity?”

A kids show on Nickelodeon called Bella and the Bulldogs, about (to quote IMDb)

a perky head cheerleader named Bella whose life in Texas takes an unexpected twist when she becomes the new quarterback for her school team, the Bulldogs.

No, really. A kids show about a cheerleader-turned-quarterback. That’s what’s got Heartiste madder than a room full of Hitlers.

Heartiste, you see, has been won over by a strange conspiracy theory making the rounds of 4chan and 8chan and Reddit.

It seems someone discovered that one of the show’s co-creators, Jonathan Butler, is apparently the same guy who, under the name Jonathan Corban Butler, wrote and directed The Cuckold, a 2009 straight-to-DVD drama looking at what Butler calls “a little-known fetish in the swinging lifestyle called ‘cuckolding.'” That is, black men having sex with white women while their white husbands look on.

This discovery has convinced an assortment of racist conspiracy theorists, among them Heartiste, that Bella and the Bulldogs is itself somehow a show about “race cucking.” Given that the show is, you know, a Nickelodeon sitcom aimed at kids that does not actually depict any sex acts, I’m not exactly sure how this is supposed to work.

Regardless, the conspiracy theorists have been busily spinning their little webs. Here’s one summary, from the 4chan subreddit, of what they’ve come up with so far:

illStudyTomorrow[S] 2185 points 4 days ago*  tl;dr: a producer whose entire writing career consists of interracial cuckold fetishism has written a Nickelodeon show that seems to have elements of-- you guessed it, cuckold fetishism. The White male characters are seen to be either weak or evil, and from the trailors all the evil characters are given a Southern accent. The weakest of the White characters possesses the #99 on his sports jacket i.e. last place, the team name of course being the "Bull dogs", Bull being a highly-used term for interracial cuckold fetishists. The White lead female who is also the football quarter back is given the number 1: this shows the numerical symbolism behind the jackets, and thus that everything in this show is highly planned out. The Jewish White kid, who while weak is not evil, is given the number 27-- a symbolic number for the holocaust. The black student is given the number 8, which according to the picture represents the Black 8-ball but also in Christian eschatology and mythology represents wordly perfection (see the book of revelation). The male lead and love interest of the female lead is Black, of course. There's a trailor for an episode named "Traitor Dater" on Youtube. Whenever the White female lead is shown in TV cover images, the "dog" part of her jersey is covered by her hair, leaving only the "bull" part. She is, in all of the images, shown closest to her future male love interest, the bull. Literally something out of White supremacist fan fiction... EDIT: banned because my tl;dr was too long, thanks mods...

Now, as far as I can tell, none of the conspiracy theorists have actually watched the show, even though it’s been running on Nickelodeon since January; they seem to be basing this all on the trailers for the show and a few listings on IMDb.

I haven’t watched the show either, but judging from the episode summaries I’ve found online, the central premise of the “race cucking” theory is flat-out wrong. Bella doesn’t actually date Troy, the male lead who “is Black, of course.” There’s an episode in which Troy, for complicated sit-commy reasons involving ballet lessons, pretends that Bella is his girlfriend, but this is as close to interracial dating as the show seems to have gotten so far. The only boy she dates is a white guy named Kyle.

Evidently these white supremacists don’t let the facts get in the way of their conspiracy theories.

If you want to delve into the conspiracy theories further, here’s an archived 8chan thread full of them; here’s a giant muddled image full of them; here’s another similarly muddled image; and here’s a little video.

It’s pretty clear that Heartiste hasn’t watched the show either, but that doesn’t stop him from denouncing it as the most decadent show about a perky-cheerleader-turned-quarterback since the fall of Rome:

Bella and the Bulldogs, besides promoting anti-white (and consequently pro-black (heh)) race cucking, wallows in a panoply of filth and lies. Ridiculous grrlpower fantasy? Check. Weak whytes? Check. Evil redneck whites? Check. Numinous negros? Check. Transgenderism? Good lordnbutter, we may have to check that one off too.

That last bit is a reference to a post about the show on 8chan that even the dullest 8channers have been able to recognize as a joke.

Keep in mind, Bella and the Bulldogs is a children’s show. Your little white daughter, apple of your eye and continuance vessel of a glorious heritage of European civilization, sits zombiefied in front of the TV imbibing this sewage by the truckload.

Is sewage normally transported by truck? Around here we use pipes.

Anyway, speaking of people imbibing sewage, Heartiste’s commenters have happily swallowed this bizarre conspiracy theory whole.

According to Canadian Friend

What we have now is a growing in intensity and in size and in boldness tyranny against white males and everything that is good and sane and normal.

Maybe I will be dead by then as it may take a few decades, but one day enough whites will be fed up and things will get ugly, really ugly.

It is inevitable.

New Breiviks all around the world are created with every one of those anti-white affronts.

Lovely.

Anonymous managed to somehow top this with this even more lovely comment:

I just hope to live long enough to look out my window and see an Enlightened™ corpse swinging from every lamppost.

Daniel Plainview added:

This is absolutely insidious. These people need to be eviscerated and emasculated Despenser style.

Laguna Beach Fogey made the not-so-subtle insinuations obvious:

Time to start mobilizing the Freikorps.

In case you’ve forgotten, the show that’s making all these white supremacist heads explode is A NICKELODEON SHOW ABOUT A PERKY CHEERLEADER WHO BECOMES A QUARTERBACK.

Here’s the trailer for the show. Please let me know if you notice any “race cucking” going on in it, because for the life of me I can’t find any.

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thehappyfangirl
9 years ago

Your little white daughter, apple of your eye and continuance vessel of a glorious heritage of European civilization

Continuance vessel. I just can’t even.

Lukasz van Heezik
9 years ago

“It’s time to turn to lessons from Weimar Republic Germany, and the cataclysm that can bring doom to the earth when a native people feel cornered and despised by their own elite and the dominant culture.”

You know, guys, nazi references really only have an effect when you’re comparing your opponents to them not yourselves.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
9 years ago

@illStudyTomorrow’s so-called “Post”

… The fucking fuckery-fuck? Even Dan Brown and Nic Cage working in tandem couldn’t unravel that mess. Just to start with, what could 27 possibly have to do with the Holocaust?

Well, at least he didn’t work 14 and 88 into it. Small mercies…

Caroline Thompson (@MitchTheRobot)

People in hate groups finding an agenda in something they’re DESPERATELY looking for it in, in something they haven’t even seen, but simply looked at some promotional material for.

I’m seeing a pattern here!

Sarah
Sarah
9 years ago

Sweet zombie Jesus, these people have never sounded more insane. The bizarre gibberish–Leftoids? “Lampost Swingularity”??–ain’t helping.

Falconer
Falconer
9 years ago

They’re so irritable. I guess their jackboots must be chafing.

A.A. Wils
9 years ago

Wow. Every time I think that the Manosphere can’t become a more stupid, more repugnant, cesspool, one of these dudes has to come along and prove me completely wrong. CH especially has that quality–as if he senses that we’ve all settled at some arbitrary level of his shitlord-status, and he might need to just double-down on it. In the theme of my last comment on the other thread: CH, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Ugh. I’m going to go hug my kitty-cat now.

sunnysombrera
9 years ago

You’d think the manosphere would have learnt by now what happens when you yell “conspiracy!” without actually watching the thing you’re decrying.

It hasn’t even been two weeks since the Mad Max fiasco and AGAIN they’re beating their chests over a piece of entertainment that has no sign of, well whatever it is they’re wailing about. Again they’ve based their conclusions on 1) the trailer 2) someone who worked on the show also made a film they don’t like 3) there are characters in it that aren’t white straight cisgendered males.

magnesium
magnesium
9 years ago

The numerology really sells it. You can’t have a proper conspiracy theory without numerology, but I am concerned that there are no lizard people or reverse vampires involved yet.

Emmy Rae
Emmy Rae
9 years ago

On a show set in the South, some of the not nice characters have southern accents! Offensive!

And another thing, feminists are always looking for stuff to get mad about! Right?

lkeke35
lkeke35
9 years ago

It’s early in the morning. I just read this whole post. Now my head hurts.

thehappyfangirl: Yeah, I know. Somebody is going to have to ship some “evens” into this place, because I just cannot, either.

AAAtheist
9 years ago

This discovery has convinced an assortment of racist conspiracy theorists, among them Heartiste, that Bella and the Bulldogs is itself somehow a show about “race cucking.”

BWAHAHAHAHA!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  (*Tee hee*) …

… Wait a minute.  I’m not finished yet. …

BWAHAHAHAHA!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! 

Get off the laughing gas, Heartiste.  Your few remaining brain cells will thank you.

banned@4chan.org
9 years ago

8chan: when 4chan isn’t reactionary enough for you!

Seriously though, I stay the hell away from /pol/ and /b/, I had no idea this show existed, let alone there was a crazy conspiracy theory about it.

The show halfway makes sense though. The training cheerleaders go through, and their need to deal with physical injury, are an odd parallel to football. If any girl was going to join a boy’s football team it would be a cheerleader, right?

C.S.Strowbridge
C.S.Strowbridge
9 years ago

“race cuckoldry”?

This has to be a Poe. They are just grabbing random words on right-wing reactionary sites are stitching them together.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
9 years ago

@Ikeke35 – My evens just up and quit. Walked right off the set.

The black student is given the number 8, which according to the picture represents the Black 8-ball but also in Christian eschatology and mythology represents wordly perfection

And if you play Revolution #9 backwards, you can hear John chanting “Paul is black, kiss him, kiss him”.

Also, hot dog buns come 8 to a pack. WOAH. The symbolism.

Bina
9 years ago

Fartiste’s entire tirade, translated into plain English: Waaaa, my dick is too small, my brain is cabbage, and my wordplay sucks!

freemage
9 years ago

Okay, so I did a minimal amount of Googling, and yes, there is a connection between “27” and the Holocaust. Specifically, Jan 27th, 1945 was when Auschwitz was liberated by Soviet troops. The anniversary is officially the International Holocaust Remembrance Day. That’s… about the extent of it.

zoon echon logon
zoon echon logon
9 years ago

Uh. A woman dating a guy isn’t “cuckoldry”; she’d have to be married to some other guy first. That’s… the whole point? So, even if Bella was dating the black kid, they’d just be, you know, dating. You’d only think that this show was about that if you thought that you had some kind of proprietary claim over white women. I would not be surprised if these guys see interracial couples on the street and think “She’s cuckolding me!”

Wilson
9 years ago

It’s time to turn to lessons from Weimar Republic Germany

Because of course it is – where else would you possibly turn? It’s absurd how often Nazi Germany comes up with these people. Just, why would you want to make any comparison of your own position with that?

Lea
Lea
9 years ago

So Fartise watches children’s shows and sexualizes the girls in them. He sexualizes and angrily slut shames them while being a racist toad.
http://media.giphy.com/media/bLBIanKJW0Iuc/giphy.gif
*Technicolor spew*

How does he not see that his obsession with “evil” women and “scary” black men is all about his fear of inadequacy and powerlessness? Or does he and he thinks it doesn’t show? How could he not know that everything he writes reads like a confession? The more logical and informed he tries to sound, the more obvious it becomes that he’s just scared and hateful? He can pound his chest on the internet all he likes. If a fictional girl on TV playing sports with fictional black boys has him in a tizzy, he’s far more mouse than man.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ivej5aBo1qbaj4uo1_500.gif

ronanwills
9 years ago

“Your little white daughter, apple of your eye and continuance vessel of a glorious heritage of European civilization,”

I’m sure these guy’s daughters will be thrilled to know that they’ve been nominated as “continuance vessels” without their knowledge.

Viscaria
Viscaria
9 years ago

… and from the trailors all the evil characters are given a Southern accents.

It’s… It’s set in Texas. That’s why the charac–you know what? Never mind.

lkeke35
lkeke35
9 years ago

ronanwills:WTeverlovin’F is a “continuance vessel”? Great Googly Moogly!

Binjabreel
Binjabreel
9 years ago

Is there like a version of Godwin’s law where eventually all horrid shitstain reactionaries will say something that boils down to, “That Hitler, he had some good ideas!”?

Lea
Lea
9 years ago

A daughter is merely a vessel for her father’s genes?
Ick and Ew.

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