Fury and Furiouser: The boycott of Mad Max Fury Road is the biggest joke on the internet; manbabies declare victory

I’m reminded of a description of arguing with creationists:
“It’s like playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over the pieces, shit on the board and fly off to declare their victory to the rest of their flock.”

Sums up the manureosphere in a nutshell.

All that publicity has helped me weed out some Facebook friends. Double score!

This troll is getting quite tedious.

@redneckcryonicist, I thought your shtick was that SJW’s shouldn’t care about white privileged people like Theron? Now you care about white South Africans? Your trolling is transparent.

Additionally, if even The Daily Mail thinks you’re a bit of a backward thinker, you’re really in trouble.

Hey, Cryonist, did you know that in Ireland, unmarried fathers have no legal right or relationship to their biological children? Even if their names are on the birth certificate? They have to apply for legal guardianship, and then keep the form naming them as their child’s legal guardian very, very safely because there’s no central registry of legal guardians and no way to get a copy of that form if it’s lost or destroyed.

But of course MRAs don’t care about that very real injustice, they’d much rather scream and shit themselves because there’s an action movie with a female lead.

I kind of want to start an infinite number of Fury Road threads now to see if he’ll bomb every one with an identical drive-by Charlize Theron comment.

I’d like to see them get creative and try to find an on-topic way to insert Charlize Theron or South Africa into every thread. C’mon, RNC, we know you can do it!

RNC
What about the poor white folks?
::hires poor white person::
That person is living under white privilege. What about the black folk?
::hires black person::
Privileged. What about the native Americans?
::hires Native American::
Privileged. What about the poor orphan children who has cancer? Don’t they get a chance too?

And so on and so on

Hey redneck, I’m nearly redneck enough to be the queen of a double-wide trailer. It is likely that some of our ancestors owned slaves. Fuck off with your nonsense.

Congratulations and well done!

how unnatural and phony it is to have female heroes who are as strong as men

Hey, Daryush?

http://www.theteeparty.com/designs/400/suck_it_img1.gif

My Norse and Saxon and Keltic ancestors all had screamin’ swordswomen whose ghosts are behind my shoulder right this very minute, pointing and laughing at you and saying something in their archaic dialects about men with big mouths and small penises. I don’t know about the Persians, but I’m willing to bet they had a few badass ladies too, ones who’d be equally unimpressed with your…er…OUTPUT.

Meanwhile, Charlize Theron’s kinfolk back in South Africa live in a real-life, Mad Max post-apocalypse. Just google about the attacks on white farmers in that country. But the Social Justice Warriors in the U.S. don’t care about them, just about the pretty blonde refugee from that country who entertains them with fantasies about grrl power.

OH NOES, WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE WHITE PEOPLE???

Yeah, I’ll think of them. I’ll think of them as the invaders who took over a country that didn’t invite them to come, pioneered the ethnic cleansing racist concept of concentration camps (that’s right, chucky, it wasn’t a German invention!) and then went on to suppressing the black majority under apartheid until the shit hit the fan. I’ll think of them that way and not feel even a little bit sorry for doing so.

There is one thing I’d have loved to see in the film but did not.

I wish Max and his comrades had come across a thriving Aboriginal society in the desert who are relieved that the white people are finally gone.

That would have been great.

I’d love to see something in that vein, too. If not Mad Max, then maybe some other post-disaster band of ragtag roaders.