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Furious about Furiosa: Misogynists are losing it over Charlize Theron’s starring role in Mad Max: Fury Road

Original poster for the 1979 Mad Max
Original poster for the 1979 Mad Max

So you may have heard vague rumors that there’s a new Mad Max film coming out. You also may have heard that it stars Charlize Theron as a shaven-headed postapocalyptical badass named Furiosa alongside Tom Hardy as Mr. Max.

Well, the manly men of the Manospshere are having none of it. On the always terrible Return of Kings, the most-trafficked blog in the Manosphere, Youtube bloviator Aaron Clarey issues a clarion call to his fellow right-thinking men, urging them to

Not only REFUSE to see the movie, but spread the word to as many men as possible. … Because if [men] sheepishly attend and Fury Road is a blockbuster, then you, me, and all the other men (and real women) in the world will never be able to see a real action movie ever again that doesn’t contain some damn political lecture or moray about feminism, SJW-ing, and socialism.

Er, “moray?”

As Clarey sees it, the central flaw in this film that he hasn’t seen is, well, it’s going to be starring Charlize Theron as a shaven-headed postapocalyptical badass named Furiosa. And that’s just not right, because everyone knows that women are just too damn womeny to be postapocalyptical badasses.

Even worse: in one of the trailers for the film “Charlize Theron’s character barked orders to Mad Max. Nobody barks orders to Mad Max.”

Clarey also reports, with a kind of growing horror, that none other than Eve Ensler, of Vagina Monologues fame, was brought in to consult on the film. (And trust me, Clarey’s discomfort with Ensler has nothing to do with her issues with intersectionality.)

Sure, Clarey acknowledges, Fury Road — at least on the surface — “looks like that action guy flick we’ve desperately been waiting for where it is one man with principles, standing against many with none.” But, he warns, despite not having actually seen even a minute of the actual film, nothing could be further from the truth!

[L]et us be clear. … This is the Trojan Horse feminists and Hollywood leftists will use to (vainly) insist on the trope women are equal to men in all things, including physique, strength, and logic. And this is the subterfuge they will use to blur the lines between masculinity and femininity, further ruining women for men, and men for women.

Lines between masculinity and femininity blurring! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

Clarey worries that

men in America and around the world are going to be duped by explosions, fire tornadoes, and desert raiders into seeing what is guaranteed to be nothing more than feminist propaganda, while at the same time being insulted AND tricked into viewing a piece of American culture ruined and rewritten right in front of their very eyes.

You might think that someone this worried about the legacy of the original Mad Max might have noticed somewhere along the way that Mad Max is not actually a “piece of American culture” at all. It was an Australian film, filmed in Australia, directed by an Australian, and starring an American citizen who’d been living in Australia since the age of twelve.

I’m guessing that the director of Fury Road might have a somewhat more nuanced understanding of the original Mad Max than someone who doesn’t even know what country the movie was made in, especially given that the director of Fury Road, the director of the original Mad Max, the director of The Road Warrior and the director of Beyond Thunderdome are actually all the very same person.

But over on Return of Kings the fellas are as furious about Furiosa as Clarey is. In the top comment to Clarey’s piece, with several dozen upvotes, someone calling himself “truth” complains that the evil feminists who run Hollywood are ignoring the immutable truths of gender.

Hollywood is a garbage propoganda machine which spews out this feminist drivel filth into the minds of today’s young audience. Even though science has told us and proven, that men are physically stronger than women, it is nonetheless discarded by the forces driving this feminist nonsense.

There is a sick agenda at play here, and it only continues to get worse over time. First this, and now the upcoming “Terminator Genisys” which shows Sarah Connor in a more heroic and superior position to that of Kyle Reese, really makes me wonder how much further down the toilet society is going to go down, in it’s ridiculous attempts to try and reverse the traditional gender and biological roles.

Because “traditional” and “biological” roles always seem to be the exact same thing to these guys.

It is clear that the brainwashing of the masses will continue to go on with the promotion of these absurd movies in conjunction with the whole “girl power” themes that are present in these films. Furthermore, factor in the indoctrination of the liberal schooling and educational system, there is no doubt, that masculinity will be attacked from all sides in attempt to make the female gender more superior. …

I guess from the damage that I am seeing on a daily basis being inflicted by the feminist movement, there is really no turning back. Men will continue to opt out of society and by rejecting to watch these kind of movies, can help to further cement this narrative. And if ever, should the manginas and white knights reach that epiphany when they realise they are not perceived as a credible voice in this feminist driven gynocentric matriarchy that we live in, then even they will opt out of society.

Huh. And, let me guess, once the men all “opt out of society,” it’ll collapse in a giant heap and desperate women will turn to men for help? No wonder these guys are so angry about Fury Road; it challenges their favorite apocalyptic fantasy. Call it Mad Max: I Told You Bitches You’d Come Crawling Back to Me.

Women and feminists in general have without a doubt, proven that they are dysfunctional by nature and cannot be trusted with anything. And this movie helps to prove it.

FWIW, dude, the movie was directed by a man. It was written by men. And even though it’s got a lot more women in it than your typical action movie, most of the named actors in it are male. But apparently, to guys like Clarey and “truth,” it only takes a few drops of female blood to contaminate an entire action film.

Always maintain your masculinity.

And once again it’s the guys who think of themselves as the most macho who are the ones most anxious about their masculinity.

Truth is also horrified by one of the posters he’s seen for the film:

Even though the movie is called “Mad Max”, the poster clearly centres around Charlize Theron, while Tom Hardy looks like some ordinary guy in the background.

A woman’s face … in front of a man’s face! Can masculinity survive this terrible assault?

Slashfund complains that in the poster it “looks like he is wearing a muzzle like her bitch.”

Well, not really. Anyone who’s seen the original Max Max and its first two sequels may remember that a lot of the characters wore weird headgear and creepy masks; this was intended to make them look scary and, you know, postapocalyptic. Max’s new mask is no different.

Clark Kent whines

Where I can’t stand these female characters in kickass movies is when it is so damn obvious that they are forcing the female character in just to appeal to the blue-pill masses. The whole point of Mad Max is that he is the most hardened self-respecting man in the post-apocalyptic world. He lived through the decline, and thus carries all the grief of having been strong enough to see what the world has become.

To turn Mad Max upside down and make it into a feminist flick is horribly telling of our times. Rather than creating new films to depict the world from a women’s perspective, we take the great myths of men and boys and rewrite them to make women happy.

What? Mad Max is a “great myth of men and boys” now? It’s a movie made in 1979, not a tale told around the campfire by our ancient ancestors. And don’t any of you Return of Kingers remember Beyond Thunderdome, the second Mad Max sequel, released six years after the original? You know, the one co-starring Tina Turner, stomping around like a badass as the ruthless ruler of Bartertown?

Like it or not, fellas, but badass women are part of Mad Max canon.

MajorStyles, for his part, suggests that the film may be part of a sinister plot to con men into liking women with (gasp!) short hair — a major Manosphere bugaboo.

And what’s the end game of all this horse shit? That Alpha men will start finding bald, androgyonous women with anger issues attractive? Yeah, when pigs fly…

Again, another fail on the part of Team Feminism. As it has been noted many times, they do not get to order men what to be attracted to. Erections cannot be legislated. Only a man of supreme thirst would find this angynous thing attractive.

And the women who choose to impersonate Theron’s look in this movie will always be relagated to the same position – bridesmaid, cat lady, or beta male abuser.

TS77RP1, meanwhile, wants his fellow men to think of the children. And what he thinks about the children — specifically, those of the female persuasion — is genuinely horrifying.

Seriously: if you’re having a decent day so far, or, hell, a crappy one — basically, if you’re a having any sort of day so far, you may want to skip the rest of this post. No joke.

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Ok, if you’re still with me, here we go:

The only way back is to begin punishing ambition in our daughters and in all female children. They need to be physically and psychologically disciplined to be servile and deferential and they unfortunately need to have it beaten into them that they should NEVER trust their own judgement and always seek guidance and permission of their male headships.

Please tell me this monster doesn’t have a daughter.

My daughter would be turned out with nothing but a shirt on her back if she so much as looked at a college website or played with her brother’s educational toys.

Aw, fuck.

She would be belted to the point of being unable to sit if she exhibited confidence in decision making.

Fucking hell. A proud abuser.

I don’t want my wife to step foot out of the house unless her every dime and minute spent can be accounted for and executed in conjuncture with my approval. My daughter will exude obedience and timidity for whoever her future husband is and it’s imperative that all Christian Men demand nothing less within their own homes. Playtime for feminazis and the left is over. This is our world and our heritage to protect. Let the cultural war begin!

No words.

In a followup comment, he assures one skeptic that his wife and daughter are indeed real.

I do in fact implement this in my own home and practice what I preach vehemently. I have a daughter and sons and they are being raised to know that they are unequivocally different and 100% not equal. My wife is from a highly devout family and she was cowed long ago into obedience by her powerful, alpha father. I kinda won the life lottery >:^)

I can only hope that he’s bullshitting in an attempt to impress the Return of Kings regulars.

But impress them he does, winning upvotes and an awestruck comment by englishbob:

Wow! Its like you have a mini Saudi Arabia right in your home!

Apparently hatred of women trumps hatred of Muslims on Return of Kings.

I have no idea if Mad Max: Fury Road is actually going to be a good film. But I hope it does well, very well, if for no other reason than to spite these assholes.

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Lea
Lea
9 years ago

Jerry Ryan is badass.

Speaking of badass ladies on TV, I was so happy to find out that Gillian Anderson says, “Fuck” alot. Her Nerdist interview was the best.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
9 years ago

Lea
Ah sorry 🙁

Tabby Lavalamp
Tabby Lavalamp
9 years ago

Seeing as people are listing strong women on television, I have to bring up Lagertha on Vikings who not only goes on raids, but brought about the end of her abusive second husband when she stabbed him in the eye and became a friggin’ earl.

Plus Katheryn Winnick is my choice to play Captain Marvel in the upcoming movie (though as much as I enjoy the current Captain I’d be much, much happier if they went with another, earlier variation on the character ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Rambeau ).

Falconer
9 years ago

@Dvarg: Oh, that Cracked article is the worst. “What my opinions about these women on this television show say about me.”

I swore long ago not to give people a hard time because of whatever version of D&D they preferred, I’m not about to start hating on Companions.

Davies told you who his Companions were, up front, what made them tick. Moffat loves to tease you and make you hunt for it.

sunnysombrera
sunnysombrera
9 years ago

@Lea
With all due respect I’m not sure how stating that a part of the creation story represents equality is apologising for Christian misogynists…?

This may be a question I’ll regret asking. Apologies in advance if this sparks a negative discussion.

Falconer
9 years ago

@Tabby Lavalamp: I liked what I saw of Monica Rambeau in NEXTWAVE. She and Elsa Bloodstone got things done; everyone else was a flake.

isidore13
isidore13
9 years ago

@sunny, I think Lea was referring to the part wherefruitloopsie said “as a Christian woman I am deeply sorry about this”

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

Whilst we’re on the strong women in sci-fi track, it’s probably worth remembering that in the Star Trek Pilot “No 1” was a woman. It says a lot about the times that the network objected to both her and Mr Spock but in the end found that an emotionless alien was more acceptable than a competent woman.

[Although the fact that the part was played by the show runner’s girlfriend was also factor]

But to reiterate my point don;’t forget that there is an episode where a woman is seen as mentally disturbed because she wants to captain a starship. And that was in a show so progressive they let a Commie on the bridge!

zoon echon logon
zoon echon logon
9 years ago

One of the major characters in The Road Warrior was “Warrior Woman” played by Virginia Hey. Who was all tough and shit.
http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0179056/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_29

sunnysombrera
sunnysombrera
9 years ago

@isidore
OH! Sorry, by “apologise” I thought she meant apologism. English language and double meanings, and I picked the wrong one.

Moggie
Moggie
9 years ago

Er, “moray?”

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a moray. So I’m told.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
9 years ago

Sunnysombrera
It’s fine she was telling me that I shouldn’t be apologizing for them because like isidore13 said I did say “as a Christian woman I am so deeply sorry about this”

Moggie
Moggie
9 years ago

Slashfund complains that in the poster it “looks like he is wearing a muzzle like her bitch.”

Oh God, please tell me he doesn’t reprise that silly voice he did as Bane (while wearing a muzzle).

Falconer
9 years ago

He doesn’t in the trailers.

sunnysombrera
sunnysombrera
9 years ago

Ugh, made an ass of myself. I’ll be back, I gotta go to work now anyway. Laterz!

M.
M.
9 years ago

And on the subject of movies, apparently the guy who plays Hawkeye is a misogynist douchecanoe (Chris Evans acted like an idiot too but apologised, Hawkeye Dude doubled down).

Anne
Anne
9 years ago

I think I will go and see that movie 🙂 I like the idea that I will piss these assholes off while having a good time…..

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

The irony is, Max starts out as a very happy family man who dotes on his wife and sprog and only becomes ‘mad’ because of their treatment at the hands of a bunch of sexual predators.

Surely for your average MRA Toecutter and his gang are the heroes and Max is just a white knight?

Spindrift
Spindrift
9 years ago

@WWTH “The feminist eels are coming!”

Of course! My feminist friend Katie can talk to the animals. She’s been working tirelessly. Most of the morays and many a lobster have already joined the feminist conspiracy to oppress men with feminist marine life in their movies! We already had all the penguins on our side before she started.

Nequam
Nequam
9 years ago

Some of these MRAs make me have to vigorously remind myself that forced sterilization is a BAD BAD BAD BAD thing.

AltoFronto
AltoFronto
9 years ago

Nth-ing the suggestion that we try to report the proud abuser. It’s not too extreme to be credible, and if it is true, the worst thing would be to pass an opportunity to get social services involved.

Dr Who nerdery:
I have to admit, I hate the way Clara Oswald was written, and everything about how her character responds to the stuff that goes on around her, but that’s not the same thing as hating Clara Oswald, It’s kind of weird to hold a grudge against a fictional character, as if everything about her wasn’t designed and directed by someone else with their own peculiar view and experiences of women. I think Moffat’s a hack. And so is Steve Thompson.

greyskye
greyskye
9 years ago

I’m just going to assume that Clarey has never seen a Mad Max film and dismiss all of his rantings based on “Nobody barks orders to Mad Max.” – Poor ‘ol Max tends to get bossed about a lot in his films, by kids mostly, and still manages to be badass.

JocTheWriter
9 years ago

This TS77RP1 needs to be in jail.

lkeke35
lkeke35
9 years ago

Tabby:Yes! Ms. Winnick is perfectly acceptable as Ms. Marvel. I love Kamala and I would love to see a WoC, in a Marvel movie, because they don’t have any in their films, but I can Grok Laegertha. That’s my girl!