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Furious about Furiosa: Misogynists are losing it over Charlize Theron’s starring role in Mad Max: Fury Road

Original poster for the 1979 Mad Max
Original poster for the 1979 Mad Max

So you may have heard vague rumors that there’s a new Mad Max film coming out. You also may have heard that it stars Charlize Theron as a shaven-headed postapocalyptical badass named Furiosa alongside Tom Hardy as Mr. Max.

Well, the manly men of the Manospshere are having none of it. On the always terrible Return of Kings, the most-trafficked blog in the Manosphere, Youtube bloviator Aaron Clarey issues a clarion call to his fellow right-thinking men, urging them to

Not only REFUSE to see the movie, but spread the word to as many men as possible. … Because if [men] sheepishly attend and Fury Road is a blockbuster, then you, me, and all the other men (and real women) in the world will never be able to see a real action movie ever again that doesn’t contain some damn political lecture or moray about feminism, SJW-ing, and socialism.

Er, “moray?”

As Clarey sees it, the central flaw in this film that he hasn’t seen is, well, it’s going to be starring Charlize Theron as a shaven-headed postapocalyptical badass named Furiosa. And that’s just not right, because everyone knows that women are just too damn womeny to be postapocalyptical badasses.

Even worse: in one of the trailers for the film “Charlize Theron’s character barked orders to Mad Max. Nobody barks orders to Mad Max.”

Clarey also reports, with a kind of growing horror, that none other than Eve Ensler, of Vagina Monologues fame, was brought in to consult on the film. (And trust me, Clarey’s discomfort with Ensler has nothing to do with her issues with intersectionality.)

Sure, Clarey acknowledges, Fury Road — at least on the surface — “looks like that action guy flick we’ve desperately been waiting for where it is one man with principles, standing against many with none.” But, he warns, despite not having actually seen even a minute of the actual film, nothing could be further from the truth!

[L]et us be clear. … This is the Trojan Horse feminists and Hollywood leftists will use to (vainly) insist on the trope women are equal to men in all things, including physique, strength, and logic. And this is the subterfuge they will use to blur the lines between masculinity and femininity, further ruining women for men, and men for women.

Lines between masculinity and femininity blurring! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

Clarey worries that

men in America and around the world are going to be duped by explosions, fire tornadoes, and desert raiders into seeing what is guaranteed to be nothing more than feminist propaganda, while at the same time being insulted AND tricked into viewing a piece of American culture ruined and rewritten right in front of their very eyes.

You might think that someone this worried about the legacy of the original Mad Max might have noticed somewhere along the way that Mad Max is not actually a “piece of American culture” at all. It was an Australian film, filmed in Australia, directed by an Australian, and starring an American citizen who’d been living in Australia since the age of twelve.

I’m guessing that the director of Fury Road might have a somewhat more nuanced understanding of the original Mad Max than someone who doesn’t even know what country the movie was made in, especially given that the director of Fury Road, the director of the original Mad Max, the director of The Road Warrior and the director of Beyond Thunderdome are actually all the very same person.

But over on Return of Kings the fellas are as furious about Furiosa as Clarey is. In the top comment to Clarey’s piece, with several dozen upvotes, someone calling himself “truth” complains that the evil feminists who run Hollywood are ignoring the immutable truths of gender.

Hollywood is a garbage propoganda machine which spews out this feminist drivel filth into the minds of today’s young audience. Even though science has told us and proven, that men are physically stronger than women, it is nonetheless discarded by the forces driving this feminist nonsense.

There is a sick agenda at play here, and it only continues to get worse over time. First this, and now the upcoming “Terminator Genisys” which shows Sarah Connor in a more heroic and superior position to that of Kyle Reese, really makes me wonder how much further down the toilet society is going to go down, in it’s ridiculous attempts to try and reverse the traditional gender and biological roles.

Because “traditional” and “biological” roles always seem to be the exact same thing to these guys.

It is clear that the brainwashing of the masses will continue to go on with the promotion of these absurd movies in conjunction with the whole “girl power” themes that are present in these films. Furthermore, factor in the indoctrination of the liberal schooling and educational system, there is no doubt, that masculinity will be attacked from all sides in attempt to make the female gender more superior. …

I guess from the damage that I am seeing on a daily basis being inflicted by the feminist movement, there is really no turning back. Men will continue to opt out of society and by rejecting to watch these kind of movies, can help to further cement this narrative. And if ever, should the manginas and white knights reach that epiphany when they realise they are not perceived as a credible voice in this feminist driven gynocentric matriarchy that we live in, then even they will opt out of society.

Huh. And, let me guess, once the men all “opt out of society,” it’ll collapse in a giant heap and desperate women will turn to men for help? No wonder these guys are so angry about Fury Road; it challenges their favorite apocalyptic fantasy. Call it Mad Max: I Told You Bitches You’d Come Crawling Back to Me.

Women and feminists in general have without a doubt, proven that they are dysfunctional by nature and cannot be trusted with anything. And this movie helps to prove it.

FWIW, dude, the movie was directed by a man. It was written by men. And even though it’s got a lot more women in it than your typical action movie, most of the named actors in it are male. But apparently, to guys like Clarey and “truth,” it only takes a few drops of female blood to contaminate an entire action film.

Always maintain your masculinity.

And once again it’s the guys who think of themselves as the most macho who are the ones most anxious about their masculinity.

Truth is also horrified by one of the posters he’s seen for the film:

Even though the movie is called “Mad Max”, the poster clearly centres around Charlize Theron, while Tom Hardy looks like some ordinary guy in the background.

A woman’s face … in front of a man’s face! Can masculinity survive this terrible assault?

Slashfund complains that in the poster it “looks like he is wearing a muzzle like her bitch.”

Well, not really. Anyone who’s seen the original Max Max and its first two sequels may remember that a lot of the characters wore weird headgear and creepy masks; this was intended to make them look scary and, you know, postapocalyptic. Max’s new mask is no different.

Clark Kent whines

Where I can’t stand these female characters in kickass movies is when it is so damn obvious that they are forcing the female character in just to appeal to the blue-pill masses. The whole point of Mad Max is that he is the most hardened self-respecting man in the post-apocalyptic world. He lived through the decline, and thus carries all the grief of having been strong enough to see what the world has become.

To turn Mad Max upside down and make it into a feminist flick is horribly telling of our times. Rather than creating new films to depict the world from a women’s perspective, we take the great myths of men and boys and rewrite them to make women happy.

What? Mad Max is a “great myth of men and boys” now? It’s a movie made in 1979, not a tale told around the campfire by our ancient ancestors. And don’t any of you Return of Kingers remember Beyond Thunderdome, the second Mad Max sequel, released six years after the original? You know, the one co-starring Tina Turner, stomping around like a badass as the ruthless ruler of Bartertown?

Like it or not, fellas, but badass women are part of Mad Max canon.

MajorStyles, for his part, suggests that the film may be part of a sinister plot to con men into liking women with (gasp!) short hair — a major Manosphere bugaboo.

And what’s the end game of all this horse shit? That Alpha men will start finding bald, androgyonous women with anger issues attractive? Yeah, when pigs fly…

Again, another fail on the part of Team Feminism. As it has been noted many times, they do not get to order men what to be attracted to. Erections cannot be legislated. Only a man of supreme thirst would find this angynous thing attractive.

And the women who choose to impersonate Theron’s look in this movie will always be relagated to the same position – bridesmaid, cat lady, or beta male abuser.

TS77RP1, meanwhile, wants his fellow men to think of the children. And what he thinks about the children — specifically, those of the female persuasion — is genuinely horrifying.

Seriously: if you’re having a decent day so far, or, hell, a crappy one — basically, if you’re a having any sort of day so far, you may want to skip the rest of this post. No joke.

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Ok, if you’re still with me, here we go:

The only way back is to begin punishing ambition in our daughters and in all female children. They need to be physically and psychologically disciplined to be servile and deferential and they unfortunately need to have it beaten into them that they should NEVER trust their own judgement and always seek guidance and permission of their male headships.

Please tell me this monster doesn’t have a daughter.

My daughter would be turned out with nothing but a shirt on her back if she so much as looked at a college website or played with her brother’s educational toys.

Aw, fuck.

She would be belted to the point of being unable to sit if she exhibited confidence in decision making.

Fucking hell. A proud abuser.

I don’t want my wife to step foot out of the house unless her every dime and minute spent can be accounted for and executed in conjuncture with my approval. My daughter will exude obedience and timidity for whoever her future husband is and it’s imperative that all Christian Men demand nothing less within their own homes. Playtime for feminazis and the left is over. This is our world and our heritage to protect. Let the cultural war begin!

No words.

In a followup comment, he assures one skeptic that his wife and daughter are indeed real.

I do in fact implement this in my own home and practice what I preach vehemently. I have a daughter and sons and they are being raised to know that they are unequivocally different and 100% not equal. My wife is from a highly devout family and she was cowed long ago into obedience by her powerful, alpha father. I kinda won the life lottery >:^)

I can only hope that he’s bullshitting in an attempt to impress the Return of Kings regulars.

But impress them he does, winning upvotes and an awestruck comment by englishbob:

Wow! Its like you have a mini Saudi Arabia right in your home!

Apparently hatred of women trumps hatred of Muslims on Return of Kings.

I have no idea if Mad Max: Fury Road is actually going to be a good film. But I hope it does well, very well, if for no other reason than to spite these assholes.

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Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
9 years ago

@GhostBird

Man, if it’s wrong, then I’ve booked my one-way ticket to Hell, because that was the most fun I’ve had all week. =P

GhostBird
GhostBird
9 years ago

There’s something so satisfying about it, even catharsis-like to continue the Greek trend (and yes, I know full well catharsis is a more complex term than we use it for in English, but I’m rolling with it). And after today, which involved my being subject to some rather sexist horseshit, it was infinitely welcome.

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9 years ago

@fruitloopsie

‘Mercia.

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@Alan

Huh. I guess this is what happens when I concentrate more on reading about vikings, ancient China and Egypt than ancient Greece.

Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

vikings
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Vikings are well cool (and yes, I know technically it's a verb not a noun, but hey). I'm from the Danelaw myself so they're practically family. You familiar with the shield maidens?

Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

Yey, my first blockquote mammoth! I feel strangely privileged (as a straight white male that’s obviously a new feeling for me).

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9 years ago

@Alan

Kinda hard not to know about shield maidens when you read about vikings, especially when a lot of articles about them now are correcting about all those unearthed burials that, because they had a female skeleton, they obviously weren’t warriors, even though they had swords, shield and armor in the grave.

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Vikings were helluva lot more progressive than more modern civilizations in some points. Not only did they bathe at least weekly (and had fabulous hair care), vikings took rape very seriously. The penalty was death. The vikings were awesome to their own women like that.

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9 years ago

Well, bathing weekly isn’t “progressive” in a way, but some Europeans really lacked common sense back then.

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9 years ago

And, well, common sense might be the wrong word, but you know what I mean.

Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

Not only did they bathe at least weekly (and had fabulous hair care),

It’s funny, especially in view of the discussion we’ve been having about ‘history = nature’ how ‘metrosexual’ some of the proverbial warrior cultures were.

As you point out Viking men were constantly preening. Mind you compared to the Celts (another famous warrior people) the Vikings were practically slovenly. Many a battle was delayed whilst the men made sure their hair and, especially, moustaches were *just* right.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
9 years ago

Banana
And the Huns were led by women so when you hear about the villain of the movie Mulan say “the soldier from the mountains” you noticed that he didn’t state that Mulan was in the Chinese army because they forbid that and he thought that was normal to have women fighting. The women left and started to train and lead men and other women. Though this is what I read I hope I got this information right.

I didn’t know that I thought Vikings were rapists I guess I got that confused with something else. Wow I have got to read my history books again.

Lady Mondegreen
9 years ago

There is an uncanny similarity between Celie and the females in the stories by Petrarch, Chaucer, and Boccacio. In fact, all four female characters are separated from their children by a dominant male. Mister first appears on a white horse in Color Purple indicating a stature. Mister is an inheritor of the legacy of the slave owner like the aristocratic males in the stories by Boccacio, Chaucer, and Petrarch. By the end of the story, Celie is reunited with her children like the females in the other stories.

Al, Al. Want to know how I know you’re bullshitting?

‘Cause people who actually understand and care about literature don’t regurgitate other people’s interpretations the way you’re doing here. They don’t need to sound like the Cliff Notes.

‘Cause you obviously don’t know shit about the Patient Griselda story–you didn’t even know the name of the legend–and now you’re claiming to have read Boccaccio, Chaucer, and Petrarch’s versions of her–

‘Cause whether or not Walker conciously used PG (I have no idea if she did or not, but while she may have referenced it she clearly didn’t pattern her novel after it,) those parallel plot points you mention are pretty basic, and none of them has to do with the most basic and well-known aspects of PG folklore. “Uncanny similarity” my ass.

Which you obviously don’t know.

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9 years ago

@Alan

I know the Celts have some ‘lock looking ‘dos that you can see on the Dying Gaul, which I’d imagine would need some upkeep considering they didn’t have have hair glue or a good hair-type to keep it so, especially in battle. lol

@fruitloopsie

Well, like I said, they treated their own women well.

Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

Al, Al. Want to know how I know you’re bullshitting?

Er, can one of us be “other” Al or something. I keep thinking people are referring to me (note the presumptuousness of me assuming you aren’t 🙂 )

Or you can use my nickname Al-Jazeera (got that at the MOD. I still maintain it’s because of my encyclopaedic knowledge of Middle Eastern affairs and not just because I never shut up)

Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

considering they didn’t have have hair glue or a good hair-type to keep it so, especially in battle

They used a mixture of chalk and water; seriously. Bit like the old sugar and water thing of early punk.

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9 years ago

@Alan

That sounds…terrible for your hair. And not at all efficient.

GhostBird
GhostBird
9 years ago

I’ll never get over the fact that during the time of the ‘Viking invasions’ (it was vastly more complex than that but this historian has had too much Sauvignon Blanc to elaborate) , various moral authorities throughout Britain thought the Norse a social threat because their self care and bathing would seduce all the ladies.

Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

“The Gauls are tall of body, with rippling muscles, and white of skin, and their hair is blond, and not only naturally so, but they also make it their practice by artificial means to increase the distinguishing colour which nature has given it. 2 For they are always washing their hair in lime-water, and they pull it back from the forehead to the top of the head and back to the nape of the neck, with the result that their appearance is like that of Satyrs and Pans, since the treatment of their hair makes it so heavy and coarse that it differs in no respect from the mane of horses.”

~ Diodorus Siculus

Paradoxical Intention
9 years ago

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@fruitloopsie

In the comics, yes, but the Ryan Reynolds adaption had to screw a lady because the non-comic book reading audience would be all, “ewwwwww gay people gross”.

If they do that in the Deadpool movie (DEADPOOL’S A MUTHA-FUCKIN’ PANSEXUAL GODSDAMNIT) someone at Marvel is going to get a table thrown through their office window.

I don’t care if he has a relationship with a cis woman. (Because that falls under “genders Pansexuals are attracted to”), but for the love of Jack Kirby and Steve Ditko they better show that that’s not all he’s attracted to.

He had a fantasy about rubbing suntan lotion into Cable’s back, fer fuck’s sake. While Cable was wearing a Speedo. Ain’t nothing straight about that.

And he’s been married to an alien, has a long running affair with Death (who has a physical form that they can change, doesn’t have a specific gender. Pretty sure they’re genderfluid), and he’s had flings with handful of women (and fantasized about even more men. He’s got a perpetual fanboy boner for Thor and Cap).

Oh, and he’s a rape victim, a childhood abuse victim, lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips (since Hawkeye is deaf, a subject the movies failed to touch on) and is a damn good father to his kids.

…I have lots of Deadpool feelings.

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9 years ago

@GhostBird

Oh, yeah, that part was always hilarious. Men who bathe are sexually more attractive than men who don’t. Who would have thought not smelling or being covered in shit would be so…

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@Alan

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GhostBird
GhostBird
9 years ago

@Banana
It’s clearly Medieval misandry. Which sounds like a band name.

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9 years ago

@Paradoxical

I really should read Deadpool comics.

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Comics are expensive, though.

Lea
Lea
9 years ago

…I have lots of Deadpool feelings.

As you should. He sounds awesome. All I knew about him was that he was unpredictable and breaks the fourth wall. Now I am intrigued.

Paradoxical Intention
9 years ago

@Jackie: Sent you links. ;3

weirwoodtreehugger
9 years ago

I was really afraid that Game of Thrones would ditch Oberyn’s bisexuality. I was so glad they not only kept it in but embraced it. The stereotype that men are never bi or pan unless they’re on the way to coming out as gay. It’s nice to see that start to get broken down.

weirwoodtreehugger
9 years ago

Er. I meant to add that the stereotype is still going strong.

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