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6 baffling black-and-white pictures to confuse you with

Before there was Uber.
Life before Uber.

For no good reason, here are a bunch of baffling black-and-white pictures I’ve collected. Feel free to offer explanations, or to talk amongst yourselves about whatever. 

Bully for you!
Bully for you!
mmm
Do I make you horny?
I don't even want to know.
I don’t even want to know.
Wat
Wat
The balloons aren't helping.
The balloons aren’t helping.
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Bina
Bina
5 years ago

I think he’s hoping to be the next Julien Blanc. He’s announced that all the venues are being kept secret until the last minute to prevent ‘unattractive feminists’ from protesting them.

Oh noes, teh bonersadz!!!

Meanwhile, every woman who sees him promptly comes down with the clit-wilt.

Leisha Young
Leisha Young
5 years ago

Picture number 5…Wicker Man! Perfect subject to engage MRA/PUA/MGTOW wankers on! They’ll have a field day!

sn0rkmaiden
5 years ago

And I thought ‘unattractive feminist’ would be a tautology to someone like Roosh.

sn0rkmaiden
5 years ago

Btw, am I the only one who thinks the blond boy in the last photo is adorable?

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

Oh dear. He referred to his brain as “throbbing.”

brennarollman
5 years ago

Maybe the lack of enough helium in the balloons would offer an explanation? The children don’t seem to mind.

Falconer
5 years ago

@sn0rkmaiden:

I think he’s hoping to be the next Julien Blanc. He’s announced that all the venues are being kept secret until the last minute to prevent ‘unattractive feminists’ from protesting them.

Well then, I hope he feels comfortable talking to a bunch of empty chairs.

Bina
Bina
5 years ago

Oh dear. He referred to his brain as “throbbing.”

Maybe it means his head is about to explode from sheer cognitive dissonance? We can only hope…

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

Ugh. Of course Roosh is pulling an AVfM. “I have to protect myself from teh ugly feeemales because they’re blind to what wisdom I have to offer!”

Fuck that guy.

Robert
Robert
5 years ago

The organ-tuba looks like something Rotwang would play melancholy tunes on while pining for his lost love.

epitome of incomprehensibility

Why did I look at the Roosh “world tour” page? I don’t want him coming to Montreal and contributing to the air pollution here.

Maybe it’s research for his next book called Don’t Bang Quebec, Because Quebec Wants to Be Independent.

Also, one of his points is “One important need that all men require in life.” If it’s already a need, why do you require it? How does that work?

sn0rkmaiden
5 years ago

“One important need that all men require in life.” Hmm, that does not make a lot of sense does it? How can you require a need? Either it’s one thing all men need or one thing all men require. I think he skimped on the proof reading.

I get the shivers knowing he’ll be coming to London, which surprises me as I saw his YouTube video ‘London Sucks’ where he declared all English women to be ugly with too much make up on.

That said I won’t be starting up a Change.org against his admission (though I signed the Julien Blanc one), because I know he’d really like that.

sn0rkmaiden
5 years ago

@Falconer,

he’s given maps with big red circles, saying the venue will be somewhere within the circle so his loyal fans will know to mill about certain areas of their respective cities until they get told where to go.

Thing is, if anyone wanted to find out in advance in order to picket or protest it would be pretty easy to work it out.

M.
M.
5 years ago

Doosh’s tour is pretty obviously a setup – he wants in on that sweet, sweet martyrdom action the honey badgers got to wank over after the expo idiocy. On the one hand, it’d be a real blow to his enormous ego if nobody gave enough of a shit about him to protest, but on the other hand, that’d leave him free to hold his little how-to-rape classes…

Moggie
Moggie
5 years ago

sn0rkmaiden:

I get the shivers knowing he’ll be coming to London, which surprises me as I saw his YouTube video ‘London Sucks’ where he declared all English women to be ugly with too much make up on.

It’s nonsense of course, but doubly so in the case of London, since we’re such a multicultural place. London is often said to be France’s sixth biggest city! As far as I’m aware, moving to London does not magically affect your appearance.

Kate Minter
Kate Minter
5 years ago

“But he hasn’t got anything on,” a little child said.

“Did you ever hear such innocent prattle?” said its father. And one person whispered to another what the child had said, “He hasn’t anything on. A child says he hasn’t anything on.”

“But he hasn’t got anything on!” the whole town cried out at last.

Flying Mouse
Flying Mouse
5 years ago

The Emperor’s New Clothes is an excellent metaphor for Roosh’s career, Kate. I’m mad that I didn’t think of it myself.

sunnysombrera
5 years ago

Speaking of Doosh, he’s throwing a tantrum because there is a female lead in the remake of “Mad Max” who has the SHEER AUDACITY to bark an order to Max once or twice (bear in mind Roosh has only seen the trailers). Thus causing Roosh to conclude that Hollywood has bowed to the pressures of our feminist overlord Katie and ruined, RUINED I say, what was a macho manly franchise, by trying to push the terrible feminist logic that women are equal to men. RUINED.

http://www.donotlink.com/f3g7

Kate Minter
Kate Minter
5 years ago

Forgive yourself. A flying mouse has more important things to think about. Like where it’s going to land 😉

Hambeast, Social Justice Hoo-Ha Glitterer
Hambeast, Social Justice Hoo-Ha Glitterer
5 years ago

The Melting Man festival never did catch on.