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Brain Bleach Friday: Cats up to something

Heh heh heh.
Heh heh heh.

After that last post, I’m thinking a lot of us need some brain bleach. And so here are some pictures of cats who are clearly up to something. I have no idea what.

What?

toilet

kitchen

burglars

caught2

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Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
5 years ago

They are gathering supplies to build sphynx tanks.

Lady Mondegreen
Lady Mondegreen
5 years ago

Caption for #s 3, 4, and 5:

“Um…nothing.”

caneraine
caneraine
5 years ago

Oh my god, the last one! “It’s cool. He’s still breathing, I think.”

Bina
Bina
5 years ago

Toilet Kitty, WTF are you doing???

dudeinthewoods
dudeinthewoods
5 years ago

Sadly I can offer but one kitty pic, but I can offer Baron Rooster Cogburn of Flock Dumbshits.

http://imgur.com/9RFrF7D
http://imgur.com/SX0b4w5

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

I really want to post pictures of my cats up to things but for some reason my phone stopped letting me paste images here and it no longer let’s me upload pictures into imgur. It’s pissing me off.

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

Check out @weirwoodtreehug’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/weirwoodtreehug/status/596862727731027968?s=09

I had to tweet the pictures to share them here. Stupid phone.

Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
5 years ago

@Bina

I think it was trying to drink from the toilet, but was caught. My cat used to love climbing up and playing in the bowl.

Aunt Edna
Aunt Edna
5 years ago

Jus rasslin’, folks, is all.

They are all hilarious — if we forget that these innocent-looking felines are caught in the process of taking over the world. (Don’t say you haven’t been warned.)

CattyGal
CattyGal
5 years ago

I thought the cat by the toilet was discretely trying to weigh itself on scales lol. Oh nooooos. I haz been caught!

Sarity
Sarity
5 years ago

Thanks for the extra bleaching, David. >^u^< Even through the lens of mockery it can be hard to stomach the horror of what some manospherian goons have to say. You have my respect for subjecting yourself to this soul-wearing poison on a regular basis.

And goodness knows what these two are up to.
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caneraine
caneraine
5 years ago

Cat martial arts is a better explanation.

Myriad
Myriad
5 years ago

Ah yeah, some much needed kittehs and feathered friends.

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

A thought. Is our feminist overlord Katie, the feeemale behind the curtain, actually a cat? No reason a cat can’t be named Katie, right?

wordsp1nner
5 years ago

Jade and Pan are currently battling it out in a corner, but here they are in calmer times. (Don’t worry–they’re play fighting, not actually mad at each other.)

http://imgur.com/tnx6b1Y

Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
5 years ago

How…how does one pee on a hamster?

Also, all cats are photogenic. Fact.

apeculiarpersonage
apeculiarpersonage
5 years ago

On the subject of brain bleach . . .

http://livestream.com/tinykittens/eve
(is this going to be a link? I don’t know)

These kittens are some of the cutest things I have ever seen. Their eyes are still just opening.

Aunt Edna
Aunt Edna
5 years ago

Oh, dear… LMAO @ cat shaming.

Though that half-dead mouse in mum’s mouth (early Mother’s Day gift?) is no laughing matter. Ew.

dudeinthewoods
dudeinthewoods
5 years ago

Not sure this will work, might have to sign into Facebook. The pigs really would prefer the cats not poop in their pen.

Hopefully effective bleach.

https://www.facebook.com/PimpleyBum/videos/10153169867715033/

dudeinthewoods
dudeinthewoods
5 years ago

Guess not.

theladyzombie
5 years ago

@dudeinthewoods – that’s a handsome dinosaur!

Robert
Robert
5 years ago

The butt-dragging cat may have blocked anal pores. As someone who has never been owned by a cat, I have no idea how I know that, but I do.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

More proof, if any were necessary, that cats just see us as expendable. Essentially our only use is to take a bullet for them.

http://viralandscdn.net/posts/20eab/image-oQne6edj.jpg

dudeinthewoods
dudeinthewoods
5 years ago

@ladyzombie

Thanks! 🙂

Unfortunately he’s a bit of a jerk and he’s, well he’s pretty much a rapist.

Sarity
Sarity
5 years ago

@Robert

My bet is it’s the fluffy kitty’s fluffy butt. I know as the owner of a fluffy cat that his nuggets occasionally hang for dear life on his excessive posterior floof. He too tries to lose them by butt scooting, which will often result in smearing of whatever surface he’s chosen. Many a good articles of clothing have died from this.

lusciouswords
5 years ago

My offering to Brain Bleach Friday is this link to the kitty cam from the Give Them Ten website. It features kitties from the shelter where I volunteer – http://www.givethemten.org/frisk-and-fun/kitty-cam.html. Currently we only have a few cats in the room with the kitty cam, so it’s slow viewing. But there will soon be more kitties to liven up the viewing. =^..^=