So have you been following this whole #HowToSpotAFeminist thing on the Tweeter? The hashtag was started a couple of days ago by some right-wing radio dudes as an excuse to say mean things about feminism. By yesterday it had turned into a monster, with some feminists jumping in to try to combat the forces of darkness; as I write this at 7:28 AM Wednesday it’s still going strong.
Happily, the hashtag is proving to be very educational. So I would like to share with you The top 10 shocking “truths” about feminism I’ve learned from #HowToSpotAFeminist. You may want to take notes, as some of them are truly shocking indeed.
1) Feminists are fat and ugly with stinky, hairy armpits and no one likes them
#HowToSpotAFeminist – Usually fat & ugly, always inherently unlikeable, supremely hypocritical, snarky, annoying, deluded, intransigent.
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) May 5, 2015
https://twitter.com/TechEFX/status/595634992702685184
https://twitter.com/Sgt_Bravo/status/595770240291733506
#HowToSpotAFeminist find an ugly, stupid, hairy, fat girl who talks too much and doesn't wear enough makeup to cover her ugly face
— roz (@rozzzzzzzz) May 5, 2015
https://twitter.com/SaltyCon/status/595698771264217090
https://twitter.com/gardenofthegods/status/595746816307630083
https://twitter.com/Mikkjr/status/595777294377078784
#HowToSpotAFeminist Hasnt shaved in months, smells nasty and is usually fat & ugly.
— Indian Meninist (@IndianMeninist) May 5, 2015
https://twitter.com/Hello_Meow/status/595793317100658688
https://twitter.com/JeremySteyer/status/595757786627186689
#HowToSpotAFeminist You dont usually spot them first, you will usually smell them coming.
— Leo🐸 (@TheKorzion) May 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/jokeocracy/status/595620011567390721
#HowToSpotAFeminist look for the dyed and braided armpit hair. There's also no mistaking the smell.
— Jessie Ramsey, ABC (@jramseyABC) May 6, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist She is super ugly and make men sad with her ugliness. #hugoawards please now.
— Shaenon K. Garrity (@shaenongarrity) May 6, 2015
Oh, wait, I think that last one is a ringer.
2) Feminists have smelly vaginas that may contain sand, cobwebs
Their vagina smells like their asshole because of the shit that comes from the inside flies right out their mouths. #HowToSpotAFeminist
— MG_SNAKE (@VenomIsLust) May 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/BizarroGodzilla/status/595656206947069952
https://twitter.com/Your_in_nation/status/595828853009993728
https://twitter.com/ComputerThug/status/595604888362590208
3) These ugly, fat, hairy, feminists with stinky armpits and cobweb-filled vaginas sometimes resort to ad hominem instead of serious man logic
https://twitter.com/Sizzle75Ian/status/595854364859887617
https://twitter.com/HeroOfCanton42/status/595821728259055617
https://twitter.com/ABurntTVDinner/status/595756421314129922
4) Feminists are Jews, or they’re controlled by Jews, or, I dunno, something to do with Jews
https://twitter.com/CapitalistMao/status/595752677163847681
https://twitter.com/AntiRHitler/status/595843351200571393
https://twitter.com/QuantumBios/status/595718068095025153
https://twitter.com/ReddFields/status/595859969783762944
5) Feminists don’t know what “real feminism” is, and need to have some doofus on the internet who refers to women as “cumsluts” explain it to them
https://twitter.com/CartoonRage/status/595858534690136064
#HowToSpotAFeminist They are the strident malcontents focused on imaginary oppression and petty complaints. They are NOT real feminists
— Peter Deacon (@AmerPatriot1) May 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/TsundereRager/status/595564852501999616
6) Feminists think they are equal to men, even though they sometimes need to have things repaired
https://twitter.com/voteforcantwell/status/595690322908344323
#HowToSpotAFeminist she's the one talking about "toxic masculinity", but has her car towed to the mechanic when it breaks down.
— Jessie Ramsey, ABC (@jramseyABC) May 6, 2015
7) Feminists for some weird reason think that rape is bad even though they’re so ugly no one would even want to rape them
https://twitter.com/MARTYM0NDAYS/status/595747350083203074
#HowToSpotAFeminist She is the one being raped. By everything. pic.twitter.com/V6ZAM9gomV
— Your Father (@LBR_TY) May 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/olearyos/status/595789379534196736
She's the one worried about being raped, despite being so ugly no one would want her pic.twitter.com/eZnNWk1dTH
— Bisex Master (@bisex_master) May 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/naughty_nerdess/status/595881432196714496
8) Feminists aren’t real women, possibly because they don’t like Hitler enough
Real women aren't feminists, they're too busy getting on with the business of being free and equal to be mad at nonsense #HowToSpotAFeminist
— Steve Evenly Naked (@impossiblebones) May 5, 2015
https://twitter.com/rentrikin/status/595648628116606977
https://twitter.com/ThatFoxyShadow/status/595726000987742208
9) They have kept alive by men for all of human life and still are with male taxes.In 40years of feminism only assault men
https://twitter.com/Sizzle75Ian/status/595856408651902979
10) Whatever the hell is going on here
They pretend to hate the system they exploit for money & power. http://t.co/ACKrX18nqs #HowToSpotAFeminist
— Hannah Wallen | Professional Smartass (@Oneiorosgrip) May 6, 2015
So what if we are ugly, smelly and fat? Who cares, does that mean that we are nobody, less than human because we are unattractive and that we don’t matter? Same garbage different day anti feminists proving that their nothing but misognist, rape-advocating, stupid, hypocritical, creepy, obsessive vagina smelling, terriorists just like always.
Shannon
I’m sorry hugs if you want them.
Ah yes, feminists are ugly, ugly, ugly….. I’ve heard it all before. I guess wanting women to be treated better and not like sex objects is a crime against humanity.
I have no idea where the ‘feminists smell bad’ argument came from, but alright
Neck beards who live on chips and pot noodles and sit in their mums basement drinking beer and smoking weed wrapped in their Star Wars sleeping bag in their pants jacking off to porn all day smell bad, what about shaming them?
Hmmm…let’s see:
-I’m not fat
-I’m even less ugly
-I’m not smelly, considering that I am wearing clinical strength deodorant
-I can lift over 40 pounds
-I do have Jewish in me (one of my great-grandmothers was a German Jew)
-My body hair is barely peach fuzz
-I don’t presently know how to but I could learn to fix a computer or a flat tire
-I have long, straightish, red (copper in shade) hair…hardly Jewish style
They probably would mistake me for a non-feminist, till I start talking…oh, and bonus points, my voice is fairly low-pitched for a woman.