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It came from the comments: Women want co-ed schools, workplaces so they can falsely accuse men

Woman contemplating a false accusation
Woman at work, possibly contemplating a false accusation

I screen out a lot of truly terrible comments from drive-by commenters. Though I don’t want these people roaming freely in the comments here, some of what they post is really too good not to share with the world.

And by “too good” I mean “holy crap what the hell is wrong with this person?”

One such commenter, calling himself AvoidDeception, recently offered his thoughts on co-ed facilities, and why women, despite their deep hatred of men, actually prefer them to women’s-only alternatives. Enjoy!

He starts off with a little sarcasm:

What’s wrong with women only schools, women only workplaces, women only hospitals and women only retirement homes? LETS HAVE MORE WOMEN ONLY, SAFE, NON-TRIGGERING SPACES, RIGHT?

Wouldn’t that be great for women? No longer would women have to deal with men.

KNOW WHY THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN? YOU’RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!

And here comes a plot twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan.

Women need co-ed everything to falsely accuse men of rape, sexual assault and harassment. Without this power over men and without their dead husbands, fathers and divorce raped X husbands, women would have no wealth. It is therefore imperative for women to have co-ed schools, workplaces, hospitals and retirement homes. Without these things, women can’t continue the blackmail and intimidation of men via fear, false rape, harassment and sexual assault charges.

Clever girls.

Ask any modern college hobag what I’m talking about. They’ll deny every single word. What more solid, positive proof can you get than that?

I’m not sure I agree with you 100 percent on your police work there, Lou. 

Feminism’s ultimate goal is the destruction of the patriarchy, right? What does that mean, dear mother? It means your son will come to hate you deeply (and rightfully so) upon the recognition that you blew smoke up his anal cavity while simultaneously sexing up most of your neighbors – ho. He will divorce you both physically and mentally, dear mother, and cut all women from his life after learning the hard way that women are the most evil creatures ever mistakenly spawned. Where will he get this information. FROM ME!

Someone woke up on the wrong side of bed this life.

Know how I know women will cum crawling back to men on their knees? Think long and hard.

Er, penis? Really? I’m not sure that’s going to be enough of an incentive for any woman considering crawling back to you.

What’s wrong with the world today? Christians, conservatives, feminists, liberals, white knights, captain-save-a-hos, and most certainly every single member of WeHunted(then ate)TheMammouth.

What’s a “mammouth?” Some sort of mixed drink? A Manhattan, with a mammoth tusk instead of a maraschino cherry?

He ends this lovely miniature manifesto with an equally lovely death wish:

Bye, cowards. Hope you have a painful death!

Have a lovely life stewing in your own rage.

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Roberto Teixeira
6 years ago

So that is why we are not in segregated spaces! Them devious women!

Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
6 years ago

Blow smoke up a baby’s anal cavity? That’s a thing? That’s a feminist trend? This is news to me. I thought we were all about being able to breastfeed in public and shit?

andiexist
andiexist
6 years ago

I admit to some confusion about the inclusion of “Christians” and “conservatives” on that list. Unless they’re an evopsych atheist?

Johanna Roberts
6 years ago

Hrm, he seems to have an obsession with a piece of gardening equipment and bags. Perhaps that’s why he’s so angry, having mistaken farming equipment and the packages it came in for real people?

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
6 years ago

This douchebro should write a book, he has amazing imagination and he seems to talk about his mom. (Sorry I’m not blaming his mom for his actions) And never mind that there are all ready places that are women only.

Funny how it’s paranoia when woman and girls are afraid to be killed, harassed and raped but it’s totally logical to be terrified of being falsely accused of something.

Carayak
Carayak
6 years ago

Oh. Common consensus that something is false proves it to be true. I wonder how many other areas he applies this philosophy to. Maybe he didn’t believe in Santa Claus until everyone started telling him Santa don’t real.

Tina S
Tina S
6 years ago

Oh please make a mixed drink called the Mammouth!

Karki Meade
6 years ago

Am I a member? Are there tote bags, or do we only get secret handshakes? I missed all the meetings, so I DON’T KNOW!

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

Women were mistakenly spawned? Huh? Does he think only asexually reproducing species are good and right? I’m not sure how he thinks men can continue to exist without the existence of people with female reproductive systems.

blanktie
blanktie
6 years ago

I’m so glad that just by virtue of being a commenter on this site I’m a thorn in his side. Makes me feel pretty powerful actually. Ha!

sunnysombrera
6 years ago

@Carayak
Every MRA worth his salt applies this concept to rape, doncha know.

Shalimar
Shalimar
6 years ago

Know how I know women will cum crawling back to men on their knees? Think long and hard.

You have been swallowing your own cum for years and it really is the best thing you ever tasted, so women must think so too?

What’s wrong with the world today?

Everyone and everything other than you? I’m not sure why you would ever leave the house since you already have all the cum you will ever want whenever you need it. Though I do wonder why you think women love it too since they try to destroy all the other good things in the world.

AAAtheist
6 years ago

I screen out a lot of truly terrible comments from drive-by commenters.

AvoidDeception (the irony—it burns so hot) didn’t just drive by.  He drove by, then blasted through the guardrail and off the cliff at 90 mph …

and blathered alllllll the way downnnnn … {*splat*}.

Linds
6 years ago

Speaking of colleges and women, have you guys seen this: http://news.sciencemag.org/scientific-community/2015/04/sexist-peer-review-elicits-furious-twitter-response

Two female evolutionary geneticists were sent a (editor-vetted!) peer review that suggested their manuscript would be “strengthened” by “one or two male biologists” to co-author the paper they had submitted to the journal.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

I admit to being hung up on this:

Women need co-ed everything to falsely accuse men of rape, sexual assault and harassment. Without this power over men and without their dead husbands, fathers and divorce raped X husbands, women would have no wealth.

I mean, he’s literally saying that women’s sole source of income is false rape accusations.

sunnysombrera
6 years ago

Ah shite, bad choice of wording. What I meant to say was, being an MRA I’m sure he applies the concept of “if someone denies doing something it means they totally did!” towards accused rapists.

Of course he wouldn’t actually just call the victim a lying hussy and attempt to harass her out of her home, what are you trying to say huh?

Kloe Jemmer (@JoeKlemmer)

@Carayak
That had me laughing so hard. Saying something doesn’t exist proves it does. I got some work to do.

As for the Mammouth drink, isn’t that a Manhattan with a pint of vermouth chaser?

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

Read doe comprehension POM. Women have a second source of income. Killing our husbands and fathers for the inheritance 😀

sunnysombrera
6 years ago

Oh, and we all know men only want co-ed places so they can actually rape women.

See that AvoidDeception? I can assfax sexist nonsense too.

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

How did for become doe? I give up on life.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

Read doe comprehension POM. Women have a second source of income. Killing our husbands and fathers for the inheritance 😀

Whoops! You’re correct. Damn, that’s why I still have to work for a living. I haven’t give my dad a hemlock smoothie yet. I should get right on that.

Lady Mondegreen
6 years ago

I admit to some confusion about the inclusion of “Christians” and “conservatives” on that list. Unless they’re an evopsych atheist?

Yeah, there’s a very vocal minority of anti-feminist assholes in the atheist movement. They feel superior to all the groups named on that list–to everyone who isn’t them, really. Many of these guys are free market libertarians. Some of them have their own forum–the “Slymepit.” Most are fans of Thunderf00t (or as I like to call him, Thundera55.) The important thing is, the Dunning-Kruger effect shields them within the warm glowing glowing warmth of their inflated self esteem.

steampunked (@steampunked)

Sometimes you really do get a comment where, even with my experience of the dregs of the internet, a large part of me honestly just believes it’s trolling.

This guy just can’t be that thick.

Ellesar
Ellesar
6 years ago

Blimey – he really has had too many Red Bull’s hasn’t he?

laughnwitch
laughnwitch
6 years ago

I guess they don’t realize you screen your comments hahahaha oh boy

lkeke35
6 years ago

I think a Mammouth would be several gallons of Vermouth, in a bucket, with lots of shaved ice.

And a cherry!

davidknewton
davidknewton
6 years ago

I had an MRA on Twitter say that “denial is proof enough” as well. These people really think they’re somehow the ones in the right, despite the little sign-off at the end of his post.

I’d really like to meet and talk to some of these people – not necessarily to re-enact the end of that Jay and Silent Bob film, but to see if they really believe this stuff.

Paradoxical Intention
6 years ago

Oh wow! I can’t wait for when the Femcommunazi Government, run by our Glorious Feminine Overlord Katie (all hail Katie) finally pays me for the two times I had to go to court and face my sexual abuser, who raped me multiple times over the course of two of the longest and most hellish years of my life, and tell two different juries about all the horrible things he did to me! (Unless I don’t get any money because it was a “legitimate” rape accusation. 🙁 )

I mean, it’s been almost ten years…not that I doubt our Glorious Feminine Overlord (all hail Katie), but I’m not that hard for her network of cat spies to find, am I? I certainly hope there’s at least a little interest then.

Oh! Do you think I’ll get bonuses for all the times I told people about what was going on and was ignored or written off as a “hormonal teenage girl who’s just mad she got asked to do chores (which meant cleaning the entire kitchen every day before I was “allowed” to do homework) and is being punished for every little misstep”? Or is that not a thing?

Oh, wait, I won’t get paid, because that’s not a fucking thing, you piece of shit.

Women don’t say “I was raped!” because they’ll be showered in money. We’re frequently ignored and treated like liars and sluts who are out to “ruin a man’s life” by assholes just like you.

You know what I got out of being raped? Fucking court-mandated therapy. Oh, but before that? My siblings and I had to go live in a foster home for a few weeks because we were taken away from my mother while they investigated her to make sure she wasn’t abusive as well. She had to fight to get us back. And we were fortunate that she won, and quickly.

Rape victims don’t get anything “good” out of being raped. Fuck you.

Paradoxical Intention
6 years ago

Oh, you know what else I got out of being raped?

Depression, and anxiety! And I couldn’t stand to be around grown men for the longest time! And I cut my hair short and started wearing “masculine” clothes so I could feel safe walking out in public!

Envy me, dudebros! [/sarcasm]

Suzy Q
Suzy Q
6 years ago

Is the obsession with convincing other men that all women seek to destroy them with false rape charges just a way to scare men into avoiding women and adopting their ideology of hate?

Cause I really don’t know and never have known a single guy who lives in constant fear of being falsely accused of rape.

J. Schmidt
J. Schmidt
6 years ago

Without this power over men and without their dead husbands, fathers and divorce raped X husbands…

“Divorce rape” was a new term to me, so I took a quick look around. As far as I can tell, it means “the women get’s something out of the divorce.” And “something” means “anything.” 50/50 custody of the kids counts.

Lanariel
Lanariel
6 years ago

@Paradoxical Intention
I am sorry that happened to you. All the internets hugs you want from me!

Anne Sporer
Anne Sporer
6 years ago

So….if denying everything is “proof” that women do this, is admitting everything proof that they don’t?

Paradoxical Intention
6 years ago

Thanks, Lanariel.

It just really gets under my skin when these assholes who have never experienced what it’s like say that rape is just a cakewalk and we get so much good stuff out of it!

Like the cognitive dissonance and the lack of humanity they give women is astounding in a very terrible way.

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

Gee. And to think I went through a whole education’s worth of gender-mixed classrooms, and never once took advantage of it to accuse anyone of anything. Even though I was sexually harassed by the “cool” dudes (and just plain harassed by their dudette counterparts) for a goodly part of my middle and high-school years. Plainly, I have been doing this matriarchal feminist takeover thing all wrong.

I also failed to report two sexual assaults upon my person, on account of I feared/knew I wouldn’t be believed even if I did tell.

And of course, my denial of having accused anyone of anything means I totally did it, AND made it all up to boot. Because trollicus says so, don’tcha know.

Honestly. How does anyone so goddamn motherfucking delusional even know how to get up off his toilet and type all that?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
6 years ago

Hugs from here too. I’m amazed, and impressed, that even with your experiences you use your wit and humour to undermine the apologists. I don’t think I’d have handled things as well as you. For what it’s worth, you have my admiration.

Subtract Hominem, the Renegade Misandroid
Subtract Hominem, the Renegade Misandroid
6 years ago

Mammouth:
15 parts vermouth
1 part cherry vodka
garnish with 2 bags strong black tea

Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
6 years ago

@Suzy Q

Maybe there a secret organization that spread this MRA bullshit around so that these idiot spout nonsense, which in turn makes them repulsive to women, making it so there’s more women for this Illuminati-like group to date and shit?

Come on, admit it, it’s the oldest and greatest scheme in the world to give someone bad advice and profit off their misery.

davidknewton
davidknewton
6 years ago

Suzy Q:

Cause I really don’t know and never have known a single guy who lives in constant fear of being falsely accused of rape.

I’m also a man who doesn’t live in fear of being accused of rape – I achieve this by not raping people!

Paradoxical Intention, I’m so sorry that happened to you – it’s horrific to read about and it makes me so ashamed that men can so intimidate people through their actions. I admire you for being able to fight because of it instead of being crushed.

Lanariel
Lanariel
6 years ago

@Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
Everyone accused of being a member of said organisation denies it even exists, which is all the proof anyone could want

Myriad
Myriad
6 years ago

@Paradoxicalintention May I shower you in hugs and provide soft cuddly animals? May the lout who did that to you walk on Legos in a dark room barefoot for the rest of his life.

@lkeke35

I think a Mammouth would be several gallons of Vermouth, in a bucket, with lots of shaved ice.

And a cherry!

Don’t forget a dash of lovely cat hair for garnish. 🙂

M.
M.
6 years ago

Whatever a mammouth is, it would have to include a few drops of vanilla essence.

You know, for that authentic SCENTED FUCKING CANDLE smell.

Jarnsaxa
Jarnsaxa
6 years ago

Oh David, if a mammouth doesn’t have vermouth, we’re doin’ it wrong.

Tessa
Tessa
6 years ago

Linds:

Speaking of colleges and women, have you guys seen this: http://news.sciencemag.org/scientific-community/2015/04/sexist-peer-review-elicits-furious-twitter-response

Two female evolutionary geneticists were sent a (editor-vetted!) peer review that suggested their manuscript would be “strengthened” by “one or two male biologists” to co-author the paper they had submitted to the journal.

What’s really interesting is that the paper itself “investigates gender differences in the Ph.D.-to-postdoc transition.” Gee…

epitome of incomprehensibility

Maybe I should laugh at this, but right now I’m angry. Look, suppose Hypothetical Feminist Katie hates all men. Even so, if she went around falsely accusing men of rape it wouldn’t just hurt the men, it’d hurt women too, by making women who’ve been raped less likely to be believed.

Obviously.

So the idea that I’d want to do something like that makes me mad. It’s insulting and illogical.

Virtual hugs to Paradoxical and Bina and everyone else who wants them – it’s not fair of Mr. AvoidBasicLogic to use real-life trauma as some fucked-up hypothetical talking point 🙁

epitome of incomprehensibility

On a lighter note, this –

“Know how I know women will cum crawling back to men on their knees? Think long and hard”

– is, like, a very subtle and creative use of sexual innuendo. The cleverness. It overwhelms.

Kestrel
Kestrel
6 years ago

Paradoxical and Bina – Internet hugs and all the softest kitten snuggles.

Dan Kasteray
Dan Kasteray
6 years ago

I think it’s fair to say this guy has committed a rape. Nobody who hasn’t committed a rape or doesn’t hang out with rapists is worried about being accused of rape. Like only a thief worries about being accused of theft.

I want to believe he’s a troll, I really do, but some people have to be heard to be believed.

Paradoxical Intention
6 years ago

Alan Robertshaw | April 29, 2015 at 8:20 pm
Hugs from here too. I’m amazed, and impressed, that even with your experiences you use your wit and humour to undermine the apologists. I don’t think I’d have handled things as well as you. For what it’s worth, you have my admiration.

Thank you. Though, to be fair, it was court-mandated therapy (for as long as I took it. I stopped after a while because I didn’t feel like it was helping.) and lots of time (Over a decade now) to help me come to terms with it and be comfortable enough to talk about it.

I’ll never “get over it”, but I’ve learned to live with it, and really, that’s all I wish for any victim/survivor. That they can come to terms with what happened, and their lives will never be the same.

Myriad | April 29, 2015 at 8:37 pm
@Paradoxicalintention May I shower you in hugs and provide soft cuddly animals? May the lout who did that to you walk on Legos in a dark room barefoot for the rest of his life.

Well, to be fair, he is sitting pretty in prison right now, and is serving a 40 year term because of child abuse charges mixed with sexual assault of a minor.

If and when he gets out, he’ll be close to eighty.

Thanks for the hugs and cuddly animals though.

I follow @EmergencyPugs on Twitter for just such an occasion.

And thanks to Epitome and Kestrel for the hugs as well. I’ve calmed down now.

Though, please, no more sympathy or apologies. It happened a very long time ago, and it wasn’t the fault of anyone here. I’ve spent far too long pitying myself over it, and letting that self-pity get the better of me. :3

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