On Reddit’s MGTOW subreddit, one brave fellow calling himself Isaiah4verse1 lays down some hard truths about the mysterious creatures we call “women” (and sometimes “females”). It turns out that they aren’t actually creatures at all. They’re buses. Buses with vaginas.
Isaiah starts off his sermon by noting that women/vagina buses have pretty much no value outside of said vaginas:
The only thing of any value a woman can offer a man is an untouched vagina. This goes without saying and anyone who is looking for anything more from a woman (love, companionship, etc) is only kidding themselves. It has been/is/and forever will be a business exchange of provision and protection for sex and offspring.
Alas, in today’s fallen world, very few of these vaginas remain unblemished; there are only “a miniscule amount of virgins” left for good-hearted women-hating men to ride. This leads Isaiah to his sad conclusion:
So essentially women today are public vehicles. But rather overpriced public vehicles.
Go on.
Take the cost of a date, dinner and movie. I’d wager, it’s about 20 bucks per person including refreshments for the movie and dinner at a decent restaurant will run you about 60 bucks per person bare minimum. That’s $160 right there. Throw in about 10 for transportation and you are up to $170.
Ok, that’s a ridiculously expensive dinner, and half of that cost is for you. Also, you don’t actually have to date anyone who expects all that. Most women don’t. Lots of women actually pay for their own dinners. Sometimes they even pay for their dates.
Now imagine waiting for a city bus, an older city bus that has been ridden by many.
Suddenly, Rod Serling seems to be whispering in my ear: “You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. That’s the bus stop up ahead – your next stop, the Vagina Bus Zone!”
But you start in the morning when the bus has just come from the garage clean. Imagine when it arrives stuffing that $170 in the fare box. Anyone sane would think you mad.
Possibly, because that’s, like, a ridiculous amount to spend on bus fare. Don’t you have a fare card?
But you don’t get a ride, instead the money goes down into the fare box but the driver ejects you from the bus before you can even step beyond the white line.
Wait, paying for dinner doesn’t actually guarantee you sex? It’s an outrage!
The bus goes on its way. You wait there at the same stop for the same exact bus to reach the bottom terminus, come up the other side towards the top terminus then come back down to you. You then take another $170 and stuff it in the fare box. Same deal, driver doesn’t let you on.
Huh. Maybe you should try another bus? Or just walk?
You wait again for the same exact bus to go down, come up the other side and then come back down to you. Not all dates cost $170 and we also have to factor in gifts. So this time you stuff $250 into the fare box. Driver doesn’t let you ride.
Dude, take the hint. That bus is just not into you.
You wait again for the same bus to come back to you.
By this time it is already afternoon and the bus has already been patronized by many others. It comes back down, you drop, say, another two bills in the fare box, but this time you get to ride (sex). But as the bus has already been ridden all day your seat is dirty, maybe even wet!
Wat.
The seat is WET?
Do you actually think that most women are literally having unprotected sex with dudes all day long every day so that every woman you might be able to have sex with is literally filled up with other men’s semen? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Everyone else got to ride for 3 bucks but you’ve already dropped nearly EIGHT BILLS in the fare box (that’s about 4 dates and 2 cheap gifts) only to sit on a seat where many others have sat.
Dude, women are allowed to date and/or have sex with guys other than you. Why do you care? Vaginas survive when entire baby humans pass through them; they can survive a few penises that aren’t yours. Also, you know, IT’S NOT YOUR VAGINA.
This is what dating modern women is and we have millions of blue pilled men doing this and in many cases dropping a lot more money into the fare box only to get in return, a ride aboard a public vehicle that many others have ridden and paid far less a price to ride.
WHY DO YOU CARE IF A WOMAN HAS SLEPT WITH SOMEONE ELSE BESIDES YOU. OR WHAT YOU THINK THIS SOMEONE ELSE “PAID” FOR THE PRIVILEGE. YOU DON’T OWN HER BODY. YOU DON’T GET TO TELL HER WHAT TO DO OR NOT TO DO BEFORE YOU’VE EVEN MET HER.
All it takes is one. Remember, an untouched vagina is all a woman has to offer a man. It takes only one person to get infected.
Are you talking about STDs here, or do you think that contact with another man’s penis will give a woman some sort of incurable penis cooties?
Women shame men all the time for not wanting to pay full market value for a used NYC taxi or an RTS from LA. This is more than just about cost/reward but about health.
You’ve heard of condoms, right? Safe sex isn’t completely safe, but neither is crossing the street. Talk to a doctor about it. Even better, talk to a therapist to figure out just where you got all these toxic ideas about sex.
They want you to not only date/wife up these sperm recepticles, subsidize said recepticles but above all risk your health on them.
Dude, if you think of women as sperm receptacles, trust me, no one wants you to date or “wife up” anyone. Please stick with your hand. Go your own fucking way — all the way — with yourself.
Oh, and in case anyone is wondering, here’s Isaiah 4:1 (King James translation):
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.
Sorry, dude, but I’m pretty sure that there will never come a time when the women/vagina buses of the world, or even seven of them, are going to come to you begging forgiveness and asking to be your wives.
H/T — the Blue Pill subreddit
It just hit me. He’s not comparing himself to Anne Frank. He’s comparing himself to Rosa Parks.
Whose most famous saying was: We’re all bozos on this vagina bus.
Women are like video games: I love them no matter what certain segments of society think.
That one only really works for me and other lesbian gamers, but oh well. =P
@binjabreel – And in both cases, MRAs have no idea where the orogenous zones are.
This is from the Andy Griffen show I don’t entirely remember how it went but it’s something like this.
“Women are like clouds we always enjoy looking at the them but we never take the time to truly appreciate them”
@Jackie
Hah, I see now…. and it’s ridiculous how much of their ‘misery’ is completely self-inflicted. MGTOW are so strange. I never heard about them until I started looking at this blog but soooooo many of their actions just contradict themselves.
@dhag85
That makes me wonder how many of their thoughts come from what they’ve seen in movies.
@proxieme
Same, in those instances it’s either “I’ll get the next one” or based on financial situation. Somehow I’ve never had my date demand that I pay as these men seem convinced is the way the world works.
Does having sex before dinner innovate you to pay for dinner?
If a man and meet for dinner and have sex before they go to dinner is the man therefore obligated to pay for dinner?
That Isaiah guy right here? That guy is special. A creepy, scary, horrible kind of special. I find the way he obsesses over virgins loathsome, to be honest. I’m gonna need some brain beach here.
And I’m kind of stunned at how much he seems to expect to pay for a date. I’ve had awesome dates for like 20$ or less for both of us. At 200$ for a night, you would at least think the guy would have a hell of a good time, no?
Ugh…
@mij Well… someone is obviously supposed to pay for dinner? It could be the man, the woman (i’m assuming woman), or both as long as the restaurant gets paid. I’m not sure what you’re after here.
@ proxieme
I’m pretty much the same. I’m not a big fan of splitting the bill or going Dutch. I feel it’s a bit too calculating. It’s a date, not a business deal. Sometimes I’ll pay; sometimes my friend will, but we don’t keep accounts or a tally. That’s almost like the PUA thing where they seem to apply economic considerations to normal human interaction.
However, whilst we’re on the subject of dinner dates can we address the elephant in the room. I know this is a controversial subject but there are times when we just have to speak up. Let’s face it; this is probably the most important issue in gender relationships today. So I’m going to bite the bullet and just say it. And the issue is this:
If you want chips just say so; I’ll happily buy you some. But please don’t do the “not for me thanks” thing and then nick all mine when they arrive. 😉
After looking around this website, I can tell that Futrelle really doesn’t get it. The trend towards the exclusion of more and more young men from ever having sexual relationships show signs of turning into a major social problem. Yet professional sex researchers seem strangely blind to the incel phenomenon, given how little research I have found about it. If you want to see the future, say, the mass eviction of men from having access to women’s bodies in the 2030’s, look to Japan now:
Japan’s sexual apathy is endangering the global economy
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/10/22/japans-sexual-apathy-is-endangering-the-global-economy/
@isidore
I was just being silly. Not trying to make a serious point. 🙂
@mij, oh whew, I was like, …is mij trying to troll?
Tell these guys you are NEVER supposed to board the bus from the rear door!
Sadly, I’m too late to get firsties on mentioning “Spadina Bus,” but this part is especially appropriate:
I went down to the station
I didn’t scream or fuss
I didn’t have lots of patience
Waiting for that bus
Dug deep down in my pockets
To try and find some coin
But much to my chagrin
All I found was my groin
@Emmy Rae, I don’t think k_machine was being racist in pointing out that the nation of Saudi Arabia has an extremely regressive and misogynist government that has codified the subjugation of women. I for one am not about to overlook gross sexism and violations of human rights just to avoid potentially being ethnocentric. That would be like not waking up the people in a burning house because indoors we use our inside voice. It’s just not proportionate.
@isidore
Of course MGTOWs would probably say that is a man isn’t obligated to buy a woman dinner after he has had sex with her, but MGTOWs’ entire object is the sex and not even the “exchange” of “goods” for “services”. In the fever dream that is MGTOW Land, things that a man gives a woman are a part of a transaction with that later obligates her to have sex with him. It is truly the product of delirium!
I just realized I’ve never seen Planes, Trains And Automobiles.
Mij,
Oh definitely I agree. They are not kidding about a woman’s only value being her vagina, at all. And half of them are grossed out by vaginae anyway! It doesn’t make any kind of sense.
Of course, if he didn’t hate feminists so much, he could date one and have them pay their own way on dates. Or maybe even pay for him, seeing as he seems he knows nothing about money if he’s paying $170 for dates. Maybe he’s only dating prostitutes–as they would probably be the only women that would sleep with such a worm?
Friday Jones
On exposing men’s rights activism someone said that hip hop has a lot of misogny but someone came in and called him a racist. And on TV a woman was attacked by a black man, now she’s afraid of black men and been called a racist.
I’m not gonna to overlook sexism either.
@Policy of Madness
I’m torn. One part of me wants to say that he’s entitled to have any kind of sexual standard he wants, and insist that he’ll only sleep with virgins if that’s what bangs his hammer. The other part of me says that he’s not allowed to use this unrealistic standard to impose unwanted standards onto others. I’m not sure these are reconcilable, although it seems like they should be.
In my head, they are easily reconcilable, He is definitely aloud to have a kink that makes him favor virgins, even to the extreme that he will only sleep with virgins. But as with any other kink, you are not aloud to hate those of society that don’t share your kink, or even don’t approve of it.
This is a large world, if it really is the most important thing in his life, I am sure that if he really tried he could find somebody who were into staying a virgin, but that also means he would have to be okay with her having some kind of standards. So thats probably not going to work for him.
YAY, my first blockquote monster, happy feeding
Textbook misogynist*, almost a parody of one, maybe even a misanthrope. Incapable of forming an emotional relationship with a woman, probably even friendships with other males as well.
I mean who in their right mind expects that their sex life should consist of virgin women opening their legs just for them (note that they are not offering any relationship)? How stupid have you to be to think that way?
Tortured by his ‘traitorous’ hetersexual sex drive into having to relate to women to try and get sex. But definately also serious (phobic?) penis hang ups as well, I mean who obsesses about other males penises?. Also obsessed with vaginas and diseases (never heard of condoms obviously), whats wrong with his hand or a fleshlight?
Cure: 100mg of Spironolactone:per day, result no sex drive and all those obsessive thoughts will fade away as well over time.
I’m not really being totally facetious about this, someone like that’s really screwed up and it is debatable if anything could fix them up in any way, especally since they are in complete denial (with a big dose of cognitive dissonence) that they have serious personal issues that they should address. So the T blocker route is a sensible ‘band aid’ solution to at least give them some contentment and the world of women will just have to get by without them (sarcasm).
*Get these exchanges by him in the comments:
“Stop right there.
My bad, I thought you were male and therefore worth considering.
Funny thing though, you spend all your time here in a male space. What do you care?
You do care! You can’t take all these guys saying icky things about women.
That’s why you commented. That’s why you used shaming language. It is your way of retaliation against being offended by us saying icky things about women.
If you truly didn’t care, you wouldn’t be here and you certainly wouldn’t comment.
How’s that for psychology!
Now run along little girl to your shoes and iPhone, the men are talking.”
Or (he nearly mentiioned ‘precious bodily fluids’, as I said almost a parody)
“Women contribute little to nothing in a mans life. Women are fundamentally devoid of empathy and love (it is why your sub exists). This can be proven sociologically, scientifically and even biblically if one believes in such. Women are obscenely selfish and parasitic in nature. Men are the hosts upon which the female feeds and depletes of all his life force and substance. The minute a man refuses to be a utility for women, almost instantly his life improves.”
Or, contradicting himself since he goes on and on about women, so they must matter just a bit to him.
“Notwithstanding their presence on the earth, women simply do not matter to us. So rejecting “half the population” is no skin off our hides. There are more ants than people in this world. Doesn’t mean that the lack of their presence in my home equals a critical deprivation.”
Maybe it’s some kind of MRA training video?
“Women are like planes in that you have to pay more for better seats, even though I’m a MAYUN, and should have immediate access to the best seats no matter what I pay, because you should be lucky I’m even riding this silly thing, even though I expressed my interest in doing so, but I really didn’t want to have to put any work or money into it. I should still get a first class seat though, because peen.”
I can’t think of anything for Trains or Automobiles, though. : P