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Women are overpriced vagina buses that won’t let you ride them, Man Going His Own Way explains

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Woman. (Not pictured: vagina.)

 

On Reddit’s MGTOW subreddit, one brave fellow calling himself Isaiah4verse1 lays down some hard truths about the mysterious creatures we call “women” (and sometimes “females”). It turns out that they aren’t actually creatures at all. They’re buses. Buses with vaginas.

Isaiah starts off his sermon by noting that women/vagina buses have pretty much no value outside of said vaginas:

The only thing of any value a woman can offer a man is an untouched vagina. This goes without saying and anyone who is looking for anything more from a woman (love, companionship, etc) is only kidding themselves. It has been/is/and forever will be a business exchange of provision and protection for sex and offspring.

Alas, in today’s fallen world, very few of these vaginas remain unblemished; there are only “a miniscule amount of virgins” left for good-hearted women-hating men to ride. This leads Isaiah to his sad conclusion:

So essentially women today are public vehicles. But rather overpriced public vehicles.

Go on.

Take the cost of a date, dinner and movie. I’d wager, it’s about 20 bucks per person including refreshments for the movie and dinner at a decent restaurant will run you about 60 bucks per person bare minimum. That’s $160 right there. Throw in about 10 for transportation and you are up to $170.

Ok, that’s a ridiculously expensive dinner, and half of that cost is for you. Also, you don’t actually have to date anyone who expects all that. Most women don’t. Lots of women actually pay for their own dinners. Sometimes they even pay for their dates.

Now imagine waiting for a city bus, an older city bus that has been ridden by many.

Suddenly, Rod Serling seems to be whispering in my ear: “You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.  That’s the bus stop up ahead – your next stop, the Vagina Bus Zone!”

 

But you start in the morning when the bus has just come from the garage clean. Imagine when it arrives stuffing that $170 in the fare box. Anyone sane would think you mad.

Possibly, because that’s, like, a ridiculous amount to spend on bus fare. Don’t you have a fare card?

But you don’t get a ride, instead the money goes down into the fare box but the driver ejects you from the bus before you can even step beyond the white line.

Wait, paying for dinner doesn’t actually guarantee you sex? It’s an outrage!

The bus goes on its way. You wait there at the same stop for the same exact bus to reach the bottom terminus, come up the other side towards the top terminus then come back down to you. You then take another $170 and stuff it in the fare box. Same deal, driver doesn’t let you on.

Huh. Maybe you should try another bus? Or just walk?

You wait again for the same exact bus to go down, come up the other side and then come back down to you. Not all dates cost $170 and we also have to factor in gifts. So this time you stuff $250 into the fare box. Driver doesn’t let you ride. 

Dude, take the hint. That bus is just not into you.

You wait again for the same bus to come back to you.

By this time it is already afternoon and the bus has already been patronized by many others. It comes back down, you drop, say, another two bills in the fare box, but this time you get to ride (sex). But as the bus has already been ridden all day your seat is dirty, maybe even wet!

Wat.

The seat is WET?

Do you actually think that most women are literally having unprotected sex with dudes all day long every day so that every woman you might be able to have sex with is literally filled up with other men’s semen? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

Everyone else got to ride for 3 bucks but you’ve already dropped nearly EIGHT BILLS in the fare box (that’s about 4 dates and 2 cheap gifts) only to sit on a seat where many others have sat.

Dude, women are allowed to date and/or have sex with guys other than you. Why do you care? Vaginas survive when entire baby humans pass through them; they can survive a few penises that aren’t yours. Also, you know, IT’S NOT YOUR VAGINA.

This is what dating modern women is and we have millions of blue pilled men doing this and in many cases dropping a lot more money into the fare box only to get in return, a ride aboard a public vehicle that many others have ridden and paid far less a price to ride.

WHY DO YOU CARE IF A WOMAN HAS SLEPT WITH SOMEONE ELSE BESIDES YOU. OR WHAT YOU THINK THIS SOMEONE ELSE “PAID” FOR THE PRIVILEGE. YOU DON’T OWN HER BODY. YOU DON’T GET TO TELL HER WHAT TO DO OR NOT TO DO BEFORE YOU’VE EVEN MET HER.

All it takes is one. Remember, an untouched vagina is all a woman has to offer a man. It takes only one person to get infected.

Are you talking about STDs here, or do you think that contact with another man’s penis will give a woman some sort of incurable penis cooties?

Women shame men all the time for not wanting to pay full market value for a used NYC taxi or an RTS from LA. This is more than just about cost/reward but about health. 

You’ve heard of condoms, right? Safe sex isn’t completely safe, but neither is crossing the street. Talk to a doctor about it. Even better, talk to a therapist to figure out just where you got all these toxic ideas about sex.

They want you to not only date/wife up these sperm recepticles, subsidize said recepticles but above all risk your health on them.

Dude, if you think of women as sperm receptacles, trust me, no one wants you to date or “wife up” anyone. Please stick with your hand. Go your own fucking way — all the way — with yourself.

Oh, and in case anyone is wondering, here’s Isaiah 4:1 (King James translation):

And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.

Sorry, dude, but I’m pretty sure that there will never come a time when the women/vagina buses of the world, or even seven of them, are going to come to you begging forgiveness and asking to be your wives.

H/T — the Blue Pill subreddit

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Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

but neither is crossing the street. Talk to a doctor about it

I did. He said I should look left, then right, then left again. Then he muttered something about “genuine patients” and kicked me out of his surgery.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
5 years ago

“Why won’t women date me!?”

because reasons
because reasons
5 years ago

So I’m really a bus? My whole life’s been a lie. Here I thought I was a person. The bus theory explains a lot though: why I run on diesel fuel, why 40 people can ride me at once, why I always smell faintly of urine and why I’m always yelling at people to stay behind the white line. Thank you, kind sir, for enlightening me.

This kind of rant always makes my skin crawl because there are very few adults roaming around who have never had sex (beyond a certain age-and there’s nothing wrong with anyone who chooses to be a virgin, btw), so it leads me to believe that what he really wants is a teenage girl or worse, a child. Fucking gross. And if dinner=sex, then women are supposed to sleep with every guy who buys them a meal. And by that logic, they’d be ruined from then on so…wait..my brain can’t even. We might as well start selective breeding farms to produce all these golden virginal vaginas that men can fuck once and execute afterwards (since they’re then worthless to anyone). Holy fucking shit.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
5 years ago

This is kind of an interesting screed to think about. It has a lot in common with the “purity culture” promulgated by some fundamentalist Christian groups, and the Old Testament reference in the name seems to imply that there might be some connection there.

However, guys steeped in purity culture really shouldn’t be out having casual sex with a lot of women who are also out having a lot of casual sex, and here I mean “shouldn’t” not in a moral sense, but in the “I find that hard to believe” sense. Some purity culture adherents think men should remain virgins until marriage as well as women. Those that don’t and still hold a double-standard are still not exactly doing the usual casual sex scene. How is a fundamentalist purity-culture dude out having $200 dates with women who are fucking tons of other guys at the same time?

I’m not saying this is impossible (maybe he’s in the process of losing his religion or something) but the worldview expressed here is just not sustainable. If every guy screws a virgin girl every time he has sex, the world is going to run out of virgin girls really quickly.

WHY DO YOU CARE IF A WOMAN HAS SLEPT WITH SOMEONE ELSE BESIDES YOU.

I’m torn. One part of me wants to say that he’s entitled to have any kind of sexual standard he wants, and insist that he’ll only sleep with virgins if that’s what bangs his hammer. The other part of me says that he’s not allowed to use this unrealistic standard to impose unwanted standards onto others. I’m not sure these are reconcilable, although it seems like they should be.

Suzy Q
Suzy Q
5 years ago

OMG this has me ROTF.

Next time the bus comes by the driver should just run him over and keep going.

Ok and WTF is up with using the term “provision?”

seraph4377
5 years ago

I live in NYC, and even here, it takes a damn high-toned restaurant to cost you $60 apiece. My gf and I go to fairly nice ones on the regular, and it generally costs $60 total. If we want to go to the ridiculously expensive ones, we go during Restaurant Week, or wait ’til we can get a groupon.

Bina
Bina
5 years ago

I’m sorry, but all this talk of public transportation just put me in mind of this song:

And yes, Spadina rhymes with vagina.

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

What Isiah is saying in a very overwrought way is that he’s so contemptible and repulsive that every woman he’s ever met would rather have sex with anyone else in the world besides him. Sounds about right.

Also, he doesn’t seem to realize that if he does find a waiting until marriage virgin to date, he’s more likely to shell out money on dates without getting sexed than he would be if he dated one of us icky non virgin sullied vagina women.

Of course, no women virgin,or not want anything to do with this creep so it’s all moot.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants

This is the guy from Magic Bus, isn’t it?

“I want it, I want it, I want it…”

“You caaaaaan’t have it.”

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
5 years ago

I’m suddenly taking a dive into my childhood memories
http://youtu.be/hiy9Hf5lH-Y

Why are these guys complaining about wanting virgins? They’re just going to get up and abandon them never seeing them again and then complain that women are incapable of love like the hypocrites they are.

“Hey girl want us to have sex, abandon you and- wait come back I haven’t negged you yet!”

because reasons
because reasons
5 years ago

Now I have “Wheels on the bus” stuck in my head…with these words instead:
The cock carousel goes up and down, up and down, up and down!

monopole
monopole
5 years ago

Maybe he’s just an otaku who just has a really badly subbed copy of “My Neighbor Totoro” which mistranslates the Catbus as the Pussybus
http://i.imgur.com/Xiu4b.jpg
“Now imagine waiting for a city bus, an older city bus that has been ridden by many.”comment image
“By this time it is already afternoon and the bus has already been patronized by many others.”
http://blitz.arc.unsw.edu.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/totoro.jpg
“It comes back down, you drop, say, another two bills in the fare box, but this time you get to ride.”
http://www.strawberrydeathkiss.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/totoro-catbus.jpg
“But as the bus has already been ridden all day your seat is dirty, maybe even wet!”
http://powet.tv/powetblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/my_neighbor_totoro_inside_the_cat_bus.jpg

because reasons
because reasons
5 years ago

Btw, does that make penises like subway trains, in this fantasy world of genitals=means of public transportation? Ya know, going through all those long tubes all day, getting dirty and smelly?

Mewens
Mewens
5 years ago

The weirdest thing about all this?

It’d be cheaper and easier if guy in question would just try anything else to get laid. For crissakes, he’s convinced that everyone else is having sex. He’s clearly doing something wrong.

I mean, it’s only the weirdest thing because my reaction to “all feeemales iz prostitititutes who don’t trade sexes for mah moneis” is a resigned eyeroll at this point.

sunnysombrera
5 years ago

Excuuuuuuse me, but I’m not a bus I’m a for-hire limo. There’s a difference.

#tooclassy4u

http://media3.giphy.com/media/jbxQLpOKN2URa/giphy.gif

brooked
brooked
5 years ago

Dude, take the hint. That bus is just not into you.

Hee.

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

Whelp, let’s add buses to the long list of inanimate objects I’ve been compared to over my lifetime.

sunnysombrera
5 years ago

@Paradoxical
It’s like they have some sort of online Random Object Generator, like the Random Plot Generator* but for MRAs.

*http://writingexercises.co.uk/plotgenerator.php

sunnysombrera
5 years ago

Also, how do you hyperlink in comments? Teach me plz.

yazikus
yazikus
5 years ago

Monopole, that was lovely. Thank you!

As a side note, women are buses, plates, etc. What other clever objects (and by clever I mean not so clever) can we come up with to use as metaphors for women? How about Nalgene Bottles? Wine bags? Christmas stockings? I’m sure we can do better than buses and plates!

brooked
brooked
5 years ago

Women shame men all the time for not wanting to pay full market value for a used NYC taxi or an RTS from LA.

Isaiah4verse1 should probably take a break from metaphors.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
5 years ago

Today buses tomorrow airplanes the day after that trains and so on and so on

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

sunnysombrera | April 28, 2015 at 7:14 pm
Also, how do you hyperlink in comments? Teach me plz.

<a href=”[insert link here]”>Link text</a>

Let’s see if that works.

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

Sweet~

My plan was a success!

sunnysombrera
5 years ago

OK. Testing the Random Plot Generator link again.

Test

sunnysombrera
5 years ago

Noooooo it borked. Hold on. One more time.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
5 years ago

I use Firefox and there is a text formatting toolbar extension that is super-helpful for all my basic HTML needs.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/text-formatting-toolbar/

Linax5
Linax5
5 years ago

why should I stay virgin just because some asshole reduces me to my virginity? I deserve better.

Linax5
Linax5
5 years ago

he doesn’t care if HE is the one who infect the woman with STD or whatever, kinda funny isn’t it? And why are these dudes to scared or being infected? I mean they want to slee with many random women, so why?

chaltab
chaltab
5 years ago

I guess this guy has also never heard of a blow job.

I mean, just saying: even if you’re human scum and see women as useless other than for sex, there’s options besides the vagina. He can’t even figure out how to misogyny efficiently.

Hambeast, Social Justice Hoo-Ha Glitterer
Hambeast, Social Justice Hoo-Ha Glitterer
5 years ago

The bus goes on its way. You wait there at the same stop for the same exact bus to reach the bottom terminus, come up the other side towards the top terminus then come back down to you. You then take another $170 and stuff it in the fare box. Same deal, driver doesn’t let you on.

I think the driver recognized you, Isaiah; what did you do to zir?

But seriously, this is such a metaphor fail; any bus driver that did this would not last long. Especially after having been overpaid for the fare twice! Also, women are STILL not sex dispensing machines, so double metaphor fail.

Also, I have to wonder if Isaiah is like my aunt who had a phobia about hotel beds? When they wanted to travel after my uncle retired, he had to buy a huge-ass fifth wheel and a huge-ass pickup to haul it.

Lastly, Because Reasons wins the thread. Just, one question: Wouldn’t the cock carousel go… in and out?

*ducks and runs*

epitome of incomprehensibility

Btw, does that make penises like subway trains, in this fantasy world of genitals=means of public transportation? Ya know, going through all those long tubes all day, getting dirty and smelly?

I feel a sudden urge to make a pun with the word “metrosexual.”

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
5 years ago

Linax5
They don’t want to be compared to other men? They kinda remind me of dogs or wolves peeing on whatever to mark their territory. (Oh sweet goddess forgive me for comparing such magnificent animals to creepy misognists)

Bina
Bina
5 years ago

Next up: Some other dickweed writes an inane blogpost about how all women are like Uber drivers. Or some such.

sunnysombrera
5 years ago

As a side note, women are buses, plates, etc. What other clever objects (and by clever I mean not so clever) can we come up with to use as metaphors for women? How about Nalgene Bottles? Wine bags? Christmas stockings? I’m sure we can do better than buses and plates!

Oooh! I want to be a suitcase. I’m not sure how that’ll work but if the Red Pillers can make stupid metaphors with mental gymnastics then so can we.

monopole
monopole
5 years ago

@yazikus

I dont know…how about warships of the WWII Imperial Japanese Navy?

At least it might cause the MGTOWs heads to explode attempting to formulate metaphors.

Myriad
Myriad
5 years ago

When I see screeds like this, I immediately think none of these guys are old enough to buy alcohol little less be paying for $120 date. Experience would tell you this not how dating works.

epitome of incomprehensibility

Also, this:

By this time it is already afternoon and the bus has already been patronized by many others. It comes back down, you drop, say, another two bills in the fare box, but this time you get to ride (sex). But as the bus has already been ridden all day your seat is dirty, maybe even wet!

“Maybe even wet!” Horrors! Does he think the only reason a vagina would be wet is because the person just had sex? Really? Maybe they’re aroused or something. Maybe they haven’t just been compared to a bus.

because reasons
because reasons
5 years ago

@Hambeast- the thought had crossed my mind but I didn’t wanna go there lol.

@Epitome- hehe

@Myriad- Exactly. Something tells me this dude has never taken a real life feeeemale out on a date before, because who honestly thinks this is how dating works? Unless you’re some rich guy purposely looking for those kind of ladies on one of those “sugar daddy” websites. But even they are aware of the game-plan of what basically boils down to “I’m filthy rich and I will spoil you rotten if you would please keep my boner happy”. This guy probably A)has nowhere near the amount of cash his hypothetical dater would need and B)is so afraid of rejection he doesn’t even attempt to ask women out. Nope, Instead he hides behind the interwebz, hating teh wimmenz for all the sex he wishes he was brave enough to ask for.

anarchodin
anarchodin
5 years ago

because reasons:

because there are very few adults roaming around who have never had sex (beyond a certain age-and there’s nothing wrong with anyone who chooses to be a virgin, btw), so it leads me to believe that what he really wants is a teenage girl or worse, a child

I’ll bite. What’s the age past which any (male) virgin raises suspicion of being a pedophile? Frankly, to me this comes off as the inverse of slut shaming, and it is a tool that is broadly deployed in society in general and among men in particular: A male virgin is “broken”; not really a full participant – and assurances that it’s fine if by choice do little to help those who aren’t so by choice. There are whining idiots who blame women for not jumping into their laps, and there are those who don’t. Can we maybe mock the former without acting like the latter simply don’t exist?

Lea
Lea
5 years ago

When one of these dudes has to create an elaborate lie to explain why women don’t fuck him:

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Orion
5 years ago

Wut? Nobody assumes male virgins are pedophiles, no matter how old they get. The point wasn’t about male virgins at all, it was about men looking for female virgins. The accusation was that they might be using talk about virginity as a cover for pedophilia. Personally, I don’t buy that, but anyway male virgins aren’t the topic.

Chaos-Engineer
Chaos-Engineer
5 years ago

The whole point of buses is that they’re shared by multiple people simultaneously. If you try to have sex with a bus, then the driver or one of the other passengers will probably get annoyed and call the police. Then you’ll go to jail.

So if you want to have sex with a bus, you’ll need to rent a charter. I did some quick research and it looks like charters start at $600/day for a basic school bus, or $1000/day for a decent coach with restrooms. A tour bus like rock stars use goes for $1500/day and up. That’s even more expensive than dating human beings.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
5 years ago

I’ll bite. What’s the age past which any (male) virgin raises suspicion of being a pedophile?

That’s not even remotely what because reasons was saying.

anarchodin
anarchodin
5 years ago

Orion:

but anyway male virgins aren’t the topic

Right. My bad. Must’ve been the surrounding comments that primed me into thinking about the “incel” crowd. Apologies.

Suzy Q
Suzy Q
5 years ago

@sunnysombrera

Suitcases! I think you’re on to something. Let me try it: Women are suitcases. They carry all of their old luggage from past men. No man wants to buy an old suitcase heavy with somebody else’s stuff in it. They want to buy a new suitcase with nothing in it. But once you put a lot of stuff in it, it’s old and too heavy and you gotta dump it and buy a new, empty one again. Holy shit – that works!

That is until the TSA guy in the security line breaks the lock and starts rummaging around in your shit. Or the airline puts it on a flight to Singapore by accident. I haven’t figured this part out yet…

robteix
5 years ago

Women shame men all the time for not wanting to pay full market value for a used NYC taxi or an RTS from LA.

Wow. Much confused. Very nonsense. So lolwut.

Seriously, I have no idea what’s happening here. Is this still part of his analogy? If so, what for?

Sarah
Sarah
5 years ago

Duuuude… get a waifu if they’re virgin they stay pure and virgin and they don’t cost a penny. Or whatever, just stay away from real female human beings you’re disgusting.

Bina
Bina
5 years ago

If we’re gonna be inanimate objects, I wanna be a blender…with sharp, spinny, knifey objects all up inside, waiting to purée the bejeezus out of a banana. 😀

robteix
5 years ago

@ Myriad:

É xperience would tell you this not how dating works.

That’s probably a problem, isn’t it? A guy who thinks of women as “sperm receptacles” probably doesn’t have a lot of women lined up to date them so experience is hard to find.

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