It turns out that Janet “Judgy Bitch” Bloomfield is not the only idiot Men’s Rightser who thinks Bruce Jenner is transitioning out of jealousy that Kim and the rest of the Kardashian women have “the power to use tits and ass and turn it into cash,” as Bloomfield put it in a recent blog post.
Men’s Rights blogger Christian J — the fellow behind the “What Men Are Saying About Women ..” blog, and the inventor of the MRA Two Dot Ellipsis — thinks that the former Olympian and Wheaties box model is “acting like a bitch.” Mr. J wonders
who in their right mind would want to change from a rational male into becoming a hormonal, narcissistic, self-serving, female and then tell the whole world that they are doing just that.
As Mr. J sees it, Bruce must be jealous that
most of the family that he has been involved with has made millions, all the women that is, from flashing tits and arse. …
So Brucy boy feels left out or his rescinded psychological issues are finally breaking through as he watches his funds shrink while the “Flesh Flashers” are raking it in hand over fist. What to do and what level of really weird shit could Bruce possibly think of to better them. Oh I “lightbulb” know. I’ll change into one of them. That should rake in the dollars right there, right.
Even aside from the fact that, er, this is not how things work, Bruce Jenner’s net worth has been estimated at $100 million, with most of it coming from business ventures, not reality TV appearances. That’s actually more than Kim Kardashian’s net worth. I’m pretty sure Jenner doesn’t need the money.
NOTE: I had used the “he” pronoun because I had read articles saying that was Jenner’s preferred pronoun for now, but it seems that was just for the interview. I’ve reworked the post to remove it.
What the fuck is a “rescinded” psychological issue?
That kind of contradicts JB’s assertion that women are super-privileged and trans women are the most privileged of all. It’s almost like there is no consistency to these statements because there is no truth behind any of them.
“who in their right mind would want to change from a rational male into becoming a hormonal, narcissistic, self-serving, female and then tell the whole world that they are doing just that.”
Yes, there are truly evil women in the world that make us disgusted with horror but sure men can’t do wrong they are “rational” it’s not like they commit the majority of crimes and wars throughout history and killing people for not getting dates- oh wait.
I thought the Kardasians became famous because their father was a lawyer for Oj Simpson? Do people seriously think that whenever a woman becomes famous, gets a job/promotion it’s because they showed their “tits and ass”? How stupid and misognist can we get?
You know, I had a really good artichoke and grilled chicken just now. And I’m watching Cry play Papo & Yo again. And I’ll have me a banana and strawberry juice later with some dark chocolate mint while pwning people in Grimoire, possibly while imagine this Christian guy get stomped in the balls repeatedly by that actor from Kinky Boots. You know which one I’m talkin’ about.
These are happy things the MRA cannot take away from me.
Especially the last bit.
Translation: How DARE Bruce prove my idiotic theories about inherent male superiority wrong? Testosterone rational, estrogen irrational! Whine, stomp, pout!
I like how it doesn’t occur to any of these asshats that maybe, just maybe, this whole thing is happening because Jenner is, you know. Actually a woman.
Also, dark chocolate mint sounds delicious. I don’t have any, but I have some really good frozen yoghurt in the fridge and maybe I will have some with a glass of wine and go beat things up in Guild Wars 2 or something.
Ugh. I have no words for all the stupid.
Jackie, can we be Steam friends, pretty pwease~?
@lacerta viridis
Sounds like my kind of evening.
Also, this juice has yerba mate in it. I don’t know what that is exactly, but I looked it up and it sounds good. My dad also seems to like it so I guess it can’t be bad.
@Paradoxical
Yes, of course we can be Steam friends. Although I’m a little hesitant posting my name on this site, if you understand and stuff.
S’cool! You can send it to me via email if you’d like.
My email is: [email protected]
And don’t worry, it’s a business email. : D
I sent you an email!
I actually have a hard time taking what these people say seriously. Like, I know they are serious about it but they’re getting mad about the stupidest shit.
It’s kind of sad that these guys live being so uncomfortable with themselves.
Thanks! 😀
Money and sex. Those are the only two reasons anyone ever does anything, according to MRAs.
Next they’ll accuse him of doing this as an elaborate ploy to get laid.
I’m hoping that he’ll* be happier after all this furor dies down. Also, that some people who were willfully ignorant about trans* people and their lives learn something and become less awful. Those are my hopes.
*Meaning Jenner, not the flaking napstitch quoted in the OP. He can wander barefoot in Legoland for a few years.
@PI, @Banana Jackie, there’s a WHTM Steam group.
And the right half of my brain is going “$5 for Skyrim is a pretty good deal, we should get on that,” and the left half of my brain is just, staring straight into the camera like it’s on The Office.
But they sure do make it hard to sympathize.
Guh, need my sleep schedule to reset. I think I got my hours twisted ruminating over how to get the next step of my current bookbinding project together.
Buttercup,
Like that terrible Bloodhound Gang song “I wish I was queen so I could get chicks”
So much stupid.
Queer, not queen. Wtf is with autocorrect?
@Falconer: I’ve already joined up! 😀
Sloppy writing is a symptom of sloppy thinking, so it’s not surprising that this sort of misuse of language is so common among them. If an MRA needs a word, apparently he just pulls one at random from the fetid, foggy chaos that passes for his mind. “Rescind–what does that mean exac–aw, who cares! It sounds good.”
Getting real tired of this shit.
Even though I know this is only the beginning.
I thought it looked all wrong so I looked it up:
rescind
verb
revoke, cancel, or repeal (a law, order, or agreement).
So yes, he has just put a lesser known word in there which makes NO sense.
Just had a look at that fellow’s blog, put me right off my sandwich. Ugh. What a hysterical emotional idiot…and that’s what he claims all feminists/women are like. He also seems to push the emerging MRA theory that colleges have a severe ‘false rape allegations’ culture, created by feminists of course, with the purpose of making as many male students drop out as possible.
Gawd the mental gymnastics.
Men are apparently inherently rational according to this guy. Since, also according to this guy, Bruce Jenner can’t both be rational (and by extension, male) and want to transition, he must actually be a woman. Right? Soooooo….what’s the problem again?