Red Pill Woman warns evil sluts that “every penis you put in yourself breaks your heart a little.”

@friday_jones, you are awesome.

I can only imagine what they think a woman’s heart looks like after a few years of marriage.

Maybe stop having sex with redpillers and try it with a kind, caring, respectful partner who doesn’t view you as a worthless, inferior piece of meat?

Nah, too obvious. Red Pillockettes prefer convoluted stoopid to straight-up intelligence.

@Paradoxical Intention “I think they’re referring to the thing that people with larger breasts can do where they can wrap their breasts around their partner’s penis and…uh…”tit fuck” them.”

Ah, but that’s technically external so I don’t think it counts as “every penis you put in yourself breaks your heart a little”, it should be perfectly safe for your heart.

Do you think the heartbreaking penis rule applies to men having sex with men too? Till they become emotionless gay sexfiends? That sounds like the sort of thing some redpillers might believe.

@benegesseritbitch:

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Oh yeah, tease me with your blenders~

Newt – I think Tom is a concern troll.
If Tom actually has met someone who has changed his mind about so much I think he should be a bit careful – Tom – you don’t want her ruling your life, be your own person, don’t be taken in by the pretty lady!

See, I can concern troll too!

Although usually these guys claim it’s the meanness of David, us or some straw feminist who turned them off feminism. This is a change from the usual. I guess that’s something.

Just throwing my two cents in to say I support the notion that if Red Pillers don’t like women having sex then women shouldn’t have sex with Red Pillers. Win-win!

@weirwoodtreehugger:

Yeah, the fact that Tom went right into praising Dalrock specifically makes them very likely to be a sock.

RE OP:

I read the thread a bit. Wow. Basically, the argument boils down to “if you have a relationship with a guy and have even one speck of emotion about it, you’ll feel sad when it’s over and potentially jealous of the guy moving on to someone else. These emotions are bad and should never be experienced, so don’t do the sex thing in the first place.”

It feels a bit odd saying this, but learning how to handle “bad” emotions like jealousy or heartbreak is part of growing up, even if that “handling” is mostly avoiding situations where you know those emotions are going to occur. Innocence is ignorance first and foremost; ignorance both of what those “bad” emotions are like and how you personally handle them. That’s why “losing your innocence” (not the sexual thing, how bizarre is it that I have to clarify this) has such a strong impact; you’re facing something you’ve never faced before with no tools to handle it.

How about, instead of saying sex with anyone but your future husband is verboten and sinful, you give people the emotional tools necessary to deal with relationships? They can decide what works for them, and you’ll be promoting knowledge rather than ignorance? The people who feel comfortable sleeping around can do so without guilt, and the people who stick to monogamy and save themselves for marriage can do so without fear.

@Buttercup Q. Skullpants:

It is amusing that he thinks redpill women are “going against the grain”. That might make sense if you’re talking about the grain of human decency in the plywood of progress.

That’s a metaphor right there, given that plywood is an engineered wood with the grain of each layer purposefully placed in many directions to give it resiliency.

@weirwoodtreehugger:

Michelle Bachman claims to have been a liberal until one day she was reading Gore Vidal and it made her realize that liberals are all big meanie pants who hate America.

You know, doing a little bit of wikipedia research, I found this:

Bachmann grew up in a Democratic family, but she says she became a Republican during her senior year at Winona State. She told the Minneapolis Star Tribune that she was reading Gore Vidal’s 1973 novel Burr: “He was kind of mocking the Founding Fathers and I just thought, I just remember reading the book, putting it in my lap, looking out the window and thinking, ‘You know what? I don’t think I am a Democrat. I must be a Republican.'”

That’s basically my story as well, only the other way around and without the single one-time experience that changed by views. I grew up in a Republican household (pretty much, even though my parents ended up voting for Obama), and considered myself one until I went to high school and started understanding a little more about my own personal views and what each party stood for.

Of course, high school for me was the bush era, so my first experimentation with being a democrat wasn’t exactly well-informed; I basically just got caught up in the anti-bush stuff. Probably wasn’t until college and later when I actually started having good reasons for my party affiliation.

Come to think of it, I have the same story to tell for my atheism. I considered myself religious by default, having grown up in a sort-of-religious family. It wasn’t until just before I would have gone through confirmation that I sat myself down and seriously asked myself if I believed in God, and found that I didn’t.

I wonder how many of these conversions represent true changes in core beliefs, and how many are just about discovering that your default ideological identity doesn’t match with those beliefs anymore.

Ha, that was a bit “Chick Tract” wasn’t it.

I wish I had the skills to do a red pill version.

[Bloke goes around being basically decent]

“Hey did you know that only men are eligible for selective service?”

“Really? Wow! Hey, pay for you own dinner b***ch; I’m off to make rape threats on the interweb”

Naaah, penises are more like Pokemon. Gotta catch ’em all! Not seeing all the different kinds breaks my heart!