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Red Pill Woman warns evil sluts that “every penis you put in yourself breaks your heart a little.”

TempestTcup10 Endorsed Contributor 44 points 8 hours ago*  Unless you are the type of person who can have sex without any sort of feelings attached, every penis you put in yourself breaks your heart a little.  You should feel like being only with your SO is a very special gift instead of a burden.
You’re a heartbreaker, love taker

Today I thought I’d highlight this lovely “Red Pill” insight from one of the gals on the Red Pill Women subreddit, a weird sort of Women’s Auxilliary to the Red Pill subreddit that devotes itself to “objectively and realistically discuss[ing] sexual strategy from an anti-feminist, non-feminist, traditionalist and/or evolutionary psychology perspective.”

Which basically means a lot of slut-shaming.

Yep. The Red Pill dudes fill their subreddit with advice on how to stuff their penises into as many HB8’s as possible; meanwhile, Red Pill women attack these same women as penis-stuffing sluts who will end up miserable in the end and sort of deserve it for being such penis-stuffing sluts.

While I have no problem with penis-stuffing, I would like to warn all penis-stuffers, male or female: Make sure every penis you’re stuffing into yourself has a flared base, otherwise they could easily get stuck up in there somewhere.

And now I find myself thinking of Pat Benatar’s famous ode to heartbreaking penises.

H/T — Password_is_potato on the awesome Blue Pill subreddit

 

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Kagato
Kagato
6 years ago

Well then — the solution is obvious.

Women should never have sex with men again.

Like the anti-tobacco advertising in Australia says:
“Every cigarette penis is doing you damage.”

Just say no to all dicks, everywhere. It’s the only way to avoid harm.

That should make the Red-Pillers happy, right?

Leda Atomica
Leda Atomica
6 years ago

As much as I’ve muddied my little self sniffing around the manosphere, I have yet to penetrate the Red Pill subculture with my penis of curiosity. I’ve read their (?) terms like HB8 on this blog but I have no idea what it actually means, other than it seemingly referring to the attractiveness of a feeeeemale. Can anybody open up this for me?

And sorry for the crude penis analogy, it’s 5:30 am and to quote Faithless: I can’t get no sleep.

RubyHypatia
RubyHypatia
6 years ago

This ridiculous double standard will not go away. A guy is a stud if he sleeps around. Meanwhile, women have all sorts of nasty adjectives applied to them if they engage in the same behavior. The idea is that women are supposed to be “gatekeepers.” Well, why can’t men be responsible for where they deposit their sperm?

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

Evo psych types always use chimpanzee assholishness to justify bad male behavior. Funny how the same people never use promiscuity in female bonobos (my phone autocorrected that to bonbons. Haha) to deem women having multiple partners as natural.

Not that this comment mentioned chimps, it’s just a general thing that annoys me about evo psych and its proponent’s tendency to use it to maintain patriarchy.

Leda Atomica
Leda Atomica
6 years ago

@RubyHypatia

Well, why can’t men be responsible for where they deposit their sperm?

That’s misandry.

epitome of incomprehensibility

Red Pill Woman needs an anatomy course.

@Leda Atomica: I think HB stands for hot babe, and the numbers are on a scale of 1-10. It is very silly and it always makes me think of HB pencils.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
6 years ago

@TempestTcup

“Every penis you put in yourself breaks your heart a little”

Penises breaks hearts! Icky dirty penises! If you don’t believe this then you are a misandrist!
I wonder if some red pill women are actually red pill men in disguise.

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

“objectively and realistically discuss[ing] sexual strategy from an anti-feminist, non-feminist, traditionalist and/or evolutionary psychology perspective.”

Wow. Oxymoron much? Because none of those perspectives are remotely objective OR realistic…

Also, being penis-penetrated doesn’t break hearts. Getting dumped does.

Catalpa
Catalpa
6 years ago

Their “women who sleep around are disgusting sluts!’ and ‘frigid bitches won’t put out for nice guys like me!” whining makes perfect sense. The only way these guys will be happy is if every (conventionally attractive) woman is willing to sleep with him and only him.

The logical disconnect only happens if you think that the entire world doesn’t revolve around that one singular guy’s penis.

zoon echon logon
zoon echon logon
6 years ago

Every penis you put in yourself breaks your heart a little.

There is a wide variety of ways to interact one’s bodily orifices with penii, but I’m pretty sure that if it’s anywhere near your heart you’re doing it wrong.

J. Schmidt
J. Schmidt
6 years ago

OK, but what if women feel emotional attachment to people other than those with whom they have sex? Albeit I’m not a woman, but I’ve felt strongly about people with whom I had not had sex. I doubt I’m unique.

opium4themasses
6 years ago

This song somehow feels more appropriate.

Shalimar
Shalimar
6 years ago

I don’t understand the concept of a Red Pill Women subreddit. I thought the whole purpose of Red Pill women was to be at home taking care of anything their husband could need. Spending time on the internet trying to get the attention and approval of other Red PIll men seems like it would be a huge no-no.

lkeke35
6 years ago

Shalimar: I don’t understand why they don’t think that spending time on teh internets,trying to garner the attention of men who are not their husbands, isn’t slutty.

On the other hand, how do they know what the Internet is? Or how to use a keyboard? Somebody’s husband has been lax in the suppression of this woman’s ability to hold a thought.

Granted, these are not good thoughts…but well.

Paradoxical Intention
6 years ago

These peeps need to stop buying into the purity myth, immediately.

People are not things, penises don’t alter our physiology in some grotesque way, they don’t leave marks, they don’t make me any more “dirty”, you will not somehow touch another dude’s meat rocket with your meat rocket. That’s not how vaginas work.

Please pick up a biology/sex ed textbook and then get back to me. Because I’m going to continue to fuck men other than you, and if you can’t handle it because you believe you were somehow promised clandestine virgin whores who swear loyalty to you and your cock by porn and society, tough shit.

Also, a penis shouldn’t break my heart, that’s not how sex works ya ding-dong. You don’t put it in my ribcage, for fuck’s sake.

Also, my mom used to blast Pat Benetar (and Rob Zombie) when she cleaned house. I was the only six year old I knew who knew the words to “Hell is for Children”. (Which, admittedly, I don’t think a six year old should know. XD)

Kagato
Kagato
6 years ago

“objectively and realistically discuss[ing] sexual strategy from an anti-feminist, non-feminist, traditionalist and/or evolutionary psychology perspective”

“We don’t care what you believe or why you believe it, as long as the end result is you agreeing that women are subservient to men.”

Olive O'Sudden
Olive O'Sudden
6 years ago

I had to google ‘HB8’ and apparently it means ‘Hot Bait’, and HB means ‘Hot Babe’. In the non-Red Pill universe, HB appears to be legislative parlance for ‘House Bill’, so obviously context is important.

Spindrift
Spindrift
6 years ago

So is she saying women should just have sex with other women till they’re ready to settle down with their one and only heartbreaker penis?

The way I’m reading this it’s another case of penes are evil things that destroy women, though this time they mean emotionally rather than physically. And when I think of someone saying penes are evil, I think of Zardoz.

brooked
brooked
6 years ago

traditionalist and/or evolutionary psychology perspective

It’s kind of touching how misogyny can bridge the gap between Christian Patriarchy assholes and STEM-humping atheist blowhards. I guess disagreements over intelligent design and the earth’s age can be swept aside because complaining about how slutty, childlike, spoiled and all-around awful Western women are is, by far, their favorite leisure time group activity.

Warms my heart.

estraven
estraven
6 years ago

Brooked, that is a thing of beauty. @J Schmidt, I have had my heart broken by people other than my SO, love interest, etc. Some friendship breakups caused me a long period of mourning.

rugbyyogi
6 years ago

“There is a wide variety of ways to interact one’s bodily orifices with penii, but I’m pretty sure that if it’s anywhere near your heart you’re doing it wrong.”

Nah, there IS one way engaging with penii that’s close to your heart that isn’t doing it ‘wrong’, but you have to have a reasonably sized chest to do it. Being the sturdy sort, it hasn’t broken my heart yet.

There’s no winning with these folk, too slutty, not slutty enough, slutty with the wrong people, or too fat and old and ugly to be slutty but being slutty anyway. But that’s the point, they want women permanently on edge and self-doubting walking the imaginary razor edge of slut/frigid.

Orion
6 years ago

It’s not “hot bait” in this context. It’s “Hot Bitch 8” (or Hot Babe 8). A Hot Bitch 8 is a hot bitch who is hotter than a Hot Bitch 7 but less hot than a Hot Bitch 9.

gilshalos
6 years ago

@rugbyyogi – pearl necklace ?

Tessa
Tessa
6 years ago

wow… So the choices are that a straight woman can have absolutely no feelings about who she’s having sex with ever, or she has a limited amount of feeling that is partially used up by each individual man she sleeps with, thus the more men she sleeps with, the less love she can provide the later men (I guess until she uses it all up and becomes the other option).

Hmm I’m pretty sure there are more ways to live and love, and I’m almost certain the second one is BS on account of it being completely stupid.

Retrobitch
Retrobitch
6 years ago

Ever notice these MRA/Red Pill types are frighteningly sexually repressed and often exhibit very unhealthy attitudes towards intimacy of any kind?

The statement “Every penis you put in yourself breaks your heart a little” tells me the author feels sex with a man takes something from her; i.e. causes emotional injury. It’s quite a tragic statement and at the same time very creepy.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants

I can only imagine what they think a woman’s heart looks like after a few years of marriage.

Maybe stop having sex with redpillers and try it with a kind, caring, respectful partner who doesn’t view you as a worthless, inferior piece of meat?

sunnysombrera
6 years ago

@Buttercup
Ah, but that’s irrelevant, because she ‘belongs’ to her husband. The primary mission has been achieved i.e. a man has found himself a woman to serve him sexually (as they see it anyway). So they’re happy.

AltoFronto
AltoFronto
6 years ago

This is exactly the kind of shit that gets told to kids in Abstinence-Only Sex Ed classes.

I posit that a lack of healthy, sex-positive information on relationships is actually a major factor in creating the Red Pill mentality.
They can’t basic biology, and they can’t emotional intelligence.
I hate to think what it must be like to internalise the message that all your natural desires will damage you irreparably. It must be a horrible feeling to carry that kind of shaming around with you.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants

@sunnysombrera: It certainly explains a lot about redpill women. JB’s collection of blackened, pulverized heart shards makes the Grinch look like the Dalai Lama.

I always thought they were just born that way, but now we know. Penises!

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

You know, I call it out whenever men reduce women to their sexual and/or reproductive potential as misogynist, reductive, essentialist, and transphobic, but here we have the opposite. This RP lady is reducing men to their dicks. What breaks a woman’s heart is not the emotions she invests in the human being she’s with, but the physical organ that is going inside her during penetrative intercourse.

I mean, this is just as fucked up as the reversed misogynist version, and yet this is the Red Pill Approved story?

Again, we find out that misogynists hate men just as much as they hate women.

rugbyyogi
6 years ago

What does HB mean? I got this from YahooAnswers – and I found it to be quite informative:

Pencil lead is graded by hardness: a greater percentage of clay results in a harder lead. H (harder), F, HB and B (softer) are pencils of average hardness. Pencils ranging from 2B to 9B are softer still and are used for sketching; 2H to 9H are harder than average. A common American #2 pencil is equivalent to HB.

In order, the leads are (from hardest to softest) 9H | 8H | 7H | 6H | 5H | 4H | 3H | 2H | H | F | HB | B | 2B | 3B | 4B | 5B | 6B | 7B | 8B | 9B.

….and even more detail here: http://pencils.com/hb-graphite-grading-scale/

idledillettante
6 years ago

Has anyone noticed that AVFM actively recruits women who will spout this BS? The cynic in me feels like the Honey Badger Brigade is just a crazier version of the blond ladies on Fox News. Having them inspires the mostly male readership to keep coming back and donating, fills them with a hope that they too can find a honey badger of their very own to complain about feminism & get old with. I’ve even seen statements on AVFM forums to would be Honey Badgers that women in their clubhouse “can say the things men cant” meaning they can be aggressively sexist.

And I think now of how Honey Badger Radio (which makes money on Patreon) and Karen Straughan were talking like they had one foot out the door with AFVM. I suspect it’s more profitable to have women spout off this BS to an audience of men than it is for Paul Elam to do it himself.

Spindrift
Spindrift
6 years ago

Let’s not call the honey badgers crazy, please. We don’t need another derail into the ableism debate.

magnesium
magnesium
6 years ago

Evo psych types always use chimpanzee assholishness to justify bad male behavior. Funny how the same people never use promiscuity in female bonobos (my phone autocorrected that to bonbons. Haha) to deem women having multiple partners as natural.

Not that this comment mentioned chimps, it’s just a general thing that annoys me about evo psych and its proponent’s tendency to use it to maintain patriarchy.

They don’t even mention promiscuity in female chimps! Or describe actual chimp behaviour very well at all. They mostly seem to imagine chimps living like idealized 1950’s American humans.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

A lot of things the evo psychers say about chimp behavior is based off of old research, which was mainly gathered from captive chimps and not reflective of how wild chimps behave. We have better data now, but the evo psychers haven’t gotten the message.

It’s not dissimilar to how PUAs base their male hierarchy chart off of old research on wolves that was done on captive wolves, and is not reflective of how wild wolves behave. Wild wolf packs consist of a breeding pair and their adult offspring who have not yet left the nest. The offspring are subordinate because they are young and inexperienced, and still learning from their parents, not because they are “beta.”

sunnysombrera
6 years ago

Misogynists base their ideals on pretty much anything that’s old and obsolete, but sometimes they don’t even get that right. Look at their terrible grasp on history. They constantly try to argue that women were in charge and men were oppressed and when you point out the laws and attitudes that prove the opposite, AND support yourself with half a dozen credible links, their only response is ever “BUT MEN DIEDED IN WARZZZ!” And that’s it.

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

Sex does not either have to be monogamous OR respectful and affectionate. Passion and deep, meaningful emotions are not destroyed by fun, consensual sex. Maybe “red pill” women need to stop fucking misogynists if every sexual encounter breaks them down a little more.

A dick is just a dick. It can’t break me by touching me. It is not magical. If a lover breaks my heart, it isn’t because he put his penis in my vagina. Maybe he was a jerk who trod on my feelings. Maybe he just didn’t feel the same attachment I did. Relationships can hurt whether they are sexual or not. When we make connections with other people we risk getting hurt. Sexual connection often makes people feel especially vulnerable. Fear of having a broken heart is universal. It isn’t something only women feel. There are no excuses for sexual double standards.

numerobis
numerobis
6 years ago

You can have your very own stuffed penis for just $9.49 + shipping!

http://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-plush-stuffed-penis.html

Which, of course, implies there really are professional penis stuffers out there.

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

Sex does not either have to be monogamous OR respectful and affectionate.

Well, I effed that up fantastically.
Spin it ’round flip it and reverse it.

I meant to say that sex does not have to be monogamous to be meaningful.

Kootiepatra
6 years ago

I mean, if you manage to dig past the hyperbole and slut shaming, isn’t this basically saying:

“Unless you are one of those people who likes having sex with more than one dude, you’re going to dislike having sex with more than one dude” ?

This seems like it shouldn’t be a bombshell to anyone…

Falconer
6 years ago

“Unless you are one of those people who likes having sex with more than one dude, you’re going to dislike having sex with more than one dude” ?

This seems like it shouldn’t be a bombshell to anyone…

This sounds like a job for Sudden Clarity Clarence. (Link goes to Know Your Meme, I heard that Cheezburger’s rife with Gaters, if that makes a difference.)

friday jones
friday jones
6 years ago

The penis mightier than the sword.

Paradoxical Intention
6 years ago

rugbyyogi | April 23, 2015 at 2:31 am
Nah, there IS one way engaging with penii that’s close to your heart that isn’t doing it ‘wrong’, but you have to have a reasonably sized chest to do it. Being the sturdy sort, it hasn’t broken my heart yet.

gilshalos | April 23, 2015 at 2:47 am
@rugbyyogi – pearl necklace ?

I think they’re referring to the thing that people with larger breasts can do where they can wrap their breasts around their partner’s penis and…uh…”tit fuck” them.

I don’t have large enough breasts to attempt this myself. Part of me kind of wishes I did because I want to test it out. For science.

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

I have huge boobs and have never done that. I tend to be turned off when a man spends too much time in that area. I’m always afraid when a guy finds me attractive, it’s only because of my chest so it makes me feel insecure.

friday jones
friday jones
6 years ago

I am pioneering a new field in sexual activity: Armpit Sex.

Robert
Robert
6 years ago

This reminds me of telegeny. That’s the idea that every lovin’ spoonful that comes in contact with a vagina permanently affects all further offspring of the possessor of said vagina. Hence, strict chastity for vagina-possessors is essential for preserving the genetic inheritance of penis-possessors. As far as I know, this does not actually happen in human beings.

Curious how often pseudoscience bolsters the status quo.

Ellesar
Ellesar
6 years ago

I am going to make a wild assumption here that these ‘Red Pill women’ are conservative, at best, and one of the points I always remember in Dworkins ‘Right Wing Women’ was that many of these women who promoted SAHM, devoted submissive wifehood, etc were not in fact SAHM or submissive to their husbands at all! I am NOT saying that this is necessarily the case with these RPW’s, but anyone who tells other people how they ‘should’ be living is always suspect in my book.

And I am another who suspects that many of these RPW’s are not actually women.

Suzy Q
Suzy Q
6 years ago

I won’t point out the obvious flaw in the proponents of an ideology based on telling men to have as much unattached sex with as many women as possible co-signing another post telling women not to have sex because if they do they’re sluts. Just goes to show how fucking stupid red pillers really are.

Tom
Tom
6 years ago

I hate to tell you all this but this woman does indeed speak the truth. I am a man who used to be a feminist and a big fan of this site. But then I met a woman who told me the truth about women and encouraged me to read Red Pill sites like Dalrock. She also taught me about God. So now I am marrying this woman and realize that I have to give up feminism. I think this site does good work exposing godless abusive PUAs and AVFM crooks, yet I have realized through meeting red pill and similar women that the feminist worldview is wrong and the best way for me to respect women is to listen to the women who are out there going against the grain.

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