Well, it looks like the Hugo Awards are pretty much busted this year.
So it occurred to me: there are a lot of very sharp, very well-informed SF/fantasy fans that read this blog (and at least one award-winning SF author that I know of). So why not do a little awarding of our own?
And so I would like to welcome you to the First Annual We Hunted The Mammoth Serious Kitten Awards.
Nominate your favorites in the categories below — and if there are any more categories you think I should add, suggest them. Every category with at least 5 nominees will be voted on in a future post; the rest will be dropped.
Use your best judgment when choosing the right category for your nominations. Speculative fiction, science fiction, fantasy, horror, all good. EBooks, self-published books, all fine. I’ll make other rules/clarifications/pronouncements as necessary.
The only thing that isn’t fine: No nominations for anyone or any work included in the Sad Puppies or Rabid Puppies Hugo slates, except in the “worst” categories, if you think they deserve it. The point is to highlight work that might otherwise get overlooked because of the Sad/Rabid Puppies ballot-stuffing.
The categories:
- Best Novel (published in 2014)
- Best Novella (published in 2014)
- Best Short Story (published in 2014)
- Best SF-related Nonfiction Book (published in 2014)
- Best Comic/Graphic Novel (published in 2014)
- Best Webcomic (ongoing, but has to have appeared in 2014)
- Best SF site (ongoing, but had to exist in 2014)
- Best SF blog (ongoing, but had to exist in 2014)
- Best SF movie (released or or shown on television in 2014, i.e. SyFy movies count)
- Best SF TV series (for episodes from 2014)
- Best SF podcast/Youtube channel (ongoing, had to exist in 2014)
- Best SF Twitterer (ongoing, but had to be on Twitter in2o14)
- Coolest SF person (ongoing, but had to be cool in 2014)
- Biggest SF asshole (ongoing, but had to be an asshole in 2014. Can include those associated with Sad Puppies and/or Rabid Puppies)
- Worst SF novel
- Worst SF movie
- Worst SF TV series
.NEW CATEGORY: Best SF game
Have at it! Make sure you specify what category your nomination should be in! The winners will win … something!
EDIT: Added a category.
On the other hand, as was mentioned over at Slacktivist, how do you make a Nicolas Cage movie and cast him as the sane one?
I first found out about him over twenty years ago because he wrote one of my University textbooks. Been following his blog off and on for a while (in fact, found Slacktivist from there because somebody jokingly commented about the security implications of your pilot being Raptured). Yeah, he’s a good guy.
David: Heh. Just as well, on Dark Mirror not being eligible for 2014–I found out the same thing… when I was considering nominating it for the “Worst” category. I concede its technical skill, but… well, the content grows increasingly problematic the more I think about it.
As for nominations… If we’re allowed multiples per category, then in this order of priority, for webcomics:
Gunnerkrigg Court
El Goonish Shive
Skin Horse
Guilded Age
Order of the Stick
I’m just going to second this as well. Monty was an awesome person, and he will be missed terribly.
I keep flitting about with this, but all of these nominations are so damn good!
I’d like to nominate Spacescape http://spacescapecomic.tumblr.com/ for best Webcomic
I was wondering when you’d get around to this topic. I blogged about the Gators and their allies tampering with the 2015 Hugo nominees for movies and television. I actually agreed with the nominations of “Edge of Tomorrow,” “Guardians of the Galaxy,” and “Interstellar,” but thought that “Snowpiercer” and “Under the Skin” were snubbed. Thanks for giving your readers an opportunity to nominate works not tainted by misogyny.
Here’s my ballot for the categories I care about.
•Best Comic/Graphic Novel: The Walking Dead, All Out War
•Best Webcomic: Girl Genius (if there are no other webcomics nominated, then Darths&Droids)
•Best SF site: io9
•Best SF blog: Crazy Eddie’s Motie News (the rules don’t disallow self-nomination, so I’m nominating my own blog)
•Best SF movie: Snowpiercer
•Best SF TV series: The Walking Dead (if that is disallowed, then Extant)
•Best SF podcast/Youtube channel: Nerdist
•Best SF Twitterer: John Scalzi
•Coolest SF person: Neil Gaiman
•Biggest SF asshole: Vox Dei
•Worst SF movie: Atlas Shrugged III: Who Is John Galt?
•Worst SF TV series: Mission Control (NBC ordered six episodes and cancelled the series before showing any of them; if it doesn’t qualify then The Last Ship–I like it, but Michael Bay)
I’ll check the previous page of comments to see if I can nominate more than one per category. If I can, then quoth The Terminator, “I’ll be back.”
It doesn’t appear to have anything to do with SF beyond presumably being written by an SF author. It shouldn’t be a nominee even if it were funny.
Simeon Beresford – seconding “Litany for Earth”.
Many others – seconding “Order of the Stick”. Discovered it recently, spent a week binge reading it. Now that I’m caught up, it’s been a trial waiting for updates.
I’d have suggestions of my own, but I haven’t read anything that came out as recently as last year.
Ooh – another great webcomic is Subnormality, by Winston Rowntree.
http://www.viruscomix.com/subnormality.html
One of the recurring characters is The Sphynx, and she is awesome.
And I have been furiously scribbling down all these recommendations so I can go search around for them later. It’s now about A5 of my most tiny, spidery handwriting – I just hope I can actually read it all back. 😛
Haven’t read through all the back comments yet, so just in case no one’s gotten around to it, Leonard Nimoy for Coolest SF Person. If I’m allowed multiple nominees in one category, add George Takei. I see Scalzi’s already been nominated in multiple categories.
Terry Pratchett’s “Raising Steam” for best novel.
Neon Vincent – good on you for recognizing “Atlas Shrugged” as science fiction. There are only two groups that deny it’s SF- Randians and SF fans.
@Robert: I’ve been reading Order of the Stick since at least 2007, and let me tell you, the wait for updates has been historically pretty agonizing. At least his thumb healed and he got back to the strip. For a while there, we were on tenterhooks.
I was thinking that this would be a fantastic contest to vote in, but then I realized that everything I read this was either about WWI, WWII, or came out before 1980. So, I guess I’ll be using y’all’s recommendations!!!
I would second Welcome to Night Vale for Podcast, and Order of the Stick for web comic. I don’t read it, but my husband loves it.
We should hang out.
For best SF movie, Song of the Sea definitely deserves a nomination. (I didn’t see a category for animation, but it would go there if we had one.)
Figured I’d share this from i09… Annie Bellet and Marko Kloos have withdrawn their works from the Hugos because they were included in the Sad/Rabid Puppy slates and that may have been how they got on the short list.
http://io9.com/two-authors-withdraw-their-work-from-the-hugo-awards-1698053027?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Damn brave
I second the Dragon Age: Inquisition nomination for games.
Seconding the nomination for Song of the Sea!
For webcomics, Jason Shiga’s Demon.
Multiple noms are okay? Nom nom nom nom!!
Best Movie: Captain America: Winter Soldier
Best Novel: Sparrow Hill Road by Seanan McGuire
The Winter Long by Seanan McGuire
Cibola Burn by James SA Corey
The Widow’s House by Daniel Abraham
I’ve just learned that Connie Willis has declined to present the Hugos this year
Damn right.
Biggest SF Asshole: Harlan Ellison. Always and forever. Vox Day is a poseur compared to Harlan.
Has anyone read Abengoni: First Calling by Charles Saunders? I own it but haven’t finished reading it due to having trouble focusing on a single book at a time, but I just remembered it was publish in 2014. It’s about a mighty fantasy African empire coming into contact with fantasy Arab and European empires and how it changes the lives of everyone in all three empires.
Penny and Dawn beat me to it!
I was just coming to post about the withdrawals, too.
katz said: For best SF movie, Song of the Sea definitely deserves a nomination. (I didn’t see a category for animation, but it would go there if we had one.)
It’s so, so lovely.
I’m guessing The Wind Rises isn’t speculative enough to qualify for a movie (or animation) nomination ?
re: The Wind Rises: It’s pretty much straight historical fiction, right?
I haven’t had the mental room to watch it yet. I know it’s supposed to be more nostalgic than anything else, but I’m still traumatized from watching Grave of the Fireflies overy a decade and a half ago :p