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Women are like dogs that eat their own puke: A lesson in tolerance from Red Pill Redditors

Hey, sexy lady!
Hey, sexy lady!

So one young fellow went to the Ask The Red Pill subreddit earlier today with what almost looked like a good question, at least for someone whose thoughts about women have been distorted by Red Pill thinking: “How can I learn to appreciate women for what they are?”

Alas, it turned out that his question, and his situation, was a bit more complicated than it at first appeared. For young somthsomth is not some predatory pickup artist who wants to challenge his own misogyny and learn how to appreciate women as more than mere sex objects.

No, there’s a bit more involved than that.

An introvert who lost his virginity at age 23 (not that there’s anything wrong with this), somthsomth is convinced that all the women who’ve had sex with him since then were just “doing it as a favour, thinking about someone else while at it.”

These days, he says, despite learning the correct Red Pill ways to score the HBs, he

ignore[s] women unless there is something in for me, business wise. … I don’t see any of this as a worthwhile conquest any more. I can be happy alone and by myself. Masturbate if needed. When our eyes lock I see them riding CC and think about how it really is. How they had someone elses tongue in their mouth last week and someone elses cock in them. Probably same tomorrow. Why would I even want to put my tongue there any more or worse, cunnilingus around the hole where so many others have been. This feeling makes me sick. To touch something like that.

Uh, what? I don’t think you need advice from Red Pillers. I mean, no one ever does, but that goes double in your case. What you need is to talk to a therapist. And I mean that literally. Your issues aren’t going to be solved on Reddit, even if you ask your questions somewhere less toxic than Ask TRP. Seriously: it is unlikely you will ever be happy unless you get actual professional help.

But, what the heck, let’s see what sort of advice the Red Pillers had for you.

“Now that you are becoming more attractive and have a wider selection of women, you will see that a lot of them are CC riding sluts with meaningless jobs and meaningless hobbies,” dinkle_berrg noted. “These girls are for fun, but I see they make you sick.”

The solution? Look for nice girls in that sea of shallow “CC riding sluts.” Even though, you know, they’re mostly shallow “CC riding sluts.”

pilledgod agreed, explaining that even though All Women Are Like That (AWALT), “some are more clean, fun, and rewarding overall.”

Others pointed out that it is possible for even committed Red Pillers to appreciate women as the clearly inferior but sometimes entertaining creatures they are.

“I used to be annoyed that girls were never philosophical,” wrote cofair, “but Sometimes you just want to live in the moment and stop being so cynical. They have a childlike wonder that I will never have again.”

RealRational had some very, er, rational thoughts on the matter.

I can definitely relate to that “ew” feeling you get when you realize what women really are. As others have said in here, there are good ones and bad ones. Looking at it as a transaction with assigned values is really the best way to do it. Some are higher value, decide where your floor is.

NOTE: Try to do the math in your head. It’s a little offputting to women if you whip out a calculator while you’re assigning values.

Also, remember that defective women can, to some degree, be repaired:

But the thing is that this is what women are. They can be trained to be better, just as boys can be made into men, TRP is very helpful in that regard. But you can never let your guard down with them, your frame. … .

The real question is: Are women worth more to you than booze and pot?

[A]ll you have to decide is if the risks are great enough for you to deny yourself this luxury, women. Women are a luxury, like alcohol or weed, a vice that you allow yourself as reward for hard work.

RealRational thinks that they probably are:

Personally I think if you deny yourself the experience of the feminine you are doing yourself great discredit. The masculine exists to drive innovation, progress. It is the embodiment of discipline, the only effective tool at shaping the universe according to your own will, your own desires. The feminine is our reward for doing so. It provides a safe harbor, a place of refuge from the toils of life.

Oh, and RealRational has some ReallyRational thoughts on homosexuality, which for some reason he feels the need to share at this point. Apparently it’s the fault of society not liking macho dudes enough?

The need for [the feminine] lies at the very heart of every man, which means “gays” are nature’s response to an imbalance. Society demonizes everything masculine? Nature says “fine, then both genders can be feminine and your entire species can die”. Fortunately for us nature is never absolute in it’s adjustments.

In the meantime, get out there and spin some plates!

Women, higher quality women, do have a lot to offer that will lessen your burden and make your toil much more bearable by virtue of providing you a healthy, happy home to find respite in which allows you to more fully rest which allows you to more effectively work. That’s what “home” is. But even a plate, if she’s able to offer you this safe haven for even a single night, is still valuable. Just less valuable than the former.

SariaLystra was also big on the whole “training” thing, although all he seemed to want to train women to do was to clean his house:

Make them into your personal maid. I’m not kidding: you’re instilling value into them and then getting something out of it. If she isn’t serving you, she’s not worth anything to you other than being a wet hole.

Balalasaurus summed up the whole Woman Question with a simple analogy. Because women are, essentially, just like dogs, only hopefully a bit less furry.

Dogs lick themselves whenever they feel like. They shit in public and don’t give a damn where. When they throw up, they usually eat their own puke.

Does that mean that they’re any less enjoyable as pets? Does it take anything away from the fact that they are man’s best friend? Similarly, women will behave the way they do because its their nature. You can’t hold it against them. Doing so will cause you endless frustration.

Exactly. So if a woman shits on your living room rug, or humps your leg, or starts drinking out of the toilet, remember: That’s just the way they are!

Also, Balalasaurus thinks that maybe our boy somthsomth should try a cooking class. Dogs love cooking!

What you could do is change the context where you meet women. For example instead of trying to meet women at a bar, instead meet them at places where you get to do the things you enjoy like a cooking class for example. I’m not saying that will eliminate the CC riders, but the quality of women that you will find will be that much closer to what you really want.

Just don’t start feeding them table scraps. That will encourage begging.

H/T — r/thebluepill

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Bina
Bina
9 years ago

Women are a luxury, like alcohol or weed, a vice that you allow yourself as reward for hard work.

That’s funny. I thought we were human beings, with intellects and interests, and wants and needs. You know, just like men. And it’s never once occurred to me that I could treat a man as a “vice that you allow yourself as a reward for hard work”. Which is a good thing, too, as the quality is very uneven, and if I wound up “rewarding” myself with a dud like this dude, I’d feel downright cheated, and wonder why I bothered.

mildlymagnificent
9 years ago

Citizen Justin

Inorite? But collect your Welcome Package anyway. —-> to the Scented Fucking Candle.

weirwoodtreehugger
9 years ago

Olive,
David considers fundies the old misogyny and doesn’t focus on them, but if you’re interested in Christian patriarchy mocking, I suggest the Free Jinger forums. They mock the Duggars a lot but mock others too.

Paradoxical Intention
9 years ago

alaisvex | April 3, 2015 at 7:26 pm
Also, men are the default humans, and women are just their rewards.

Actually, every fetus starts off as female as the default.

This is also why men have nipples.

How’s that for “biotruths”, motherfuckers~?

Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^) | April 3, 2015 at 7:48 pm
These are the days I’m happy I’m pansexual.

Machine Gun Sally | April 3, 2015 at 8:44 pm
@Banana Jackie Cake

Ditto. I have been dating a lovely lady lately. Not to trivialize what her and I have, but it has been such a wonderful breath of fresh air after some of the horrid experiences I have had with (cis) men over the last couple of years.

I am totally smitten 🙂

High fives to my fellow Pans! 😀

Machine Gun Sally
Machine Gun Sally
9 years ago

@Banana Jackie Cake

Thanks 🙂 I’m hopeful for the same!

Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
9 years ago

@Paradoxical Intention

I’m gonna fix myself some pancakes for dessert just for the occasion! 😀

Ever had them with some sesame seed oil mixed in and an egg? Goddamn.

Machine Gun Sally
Machine Gun Sally
9 years ago

@Paradoxical Intention

Woot! High fives 🙂

Paradoxical Intention
9 years ago

Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^) | April 3, 2015 at 9:33 pm
@Paradoxical Intention

I’m gonna fix myself some pancakes for dessert just for the occasion! 😀

Something, something, pansexual pancakes.

There’s a joke in there somewhere, I know it.

Machine Gun Sally
Machine Gun Sally
9 years ago

@Banana Jackie Cake

OMG PAN-cakes!!! You are awesome.

My favorite is to make them with rice flour, banana and huckleberries. Sadly, tis not the season.

Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
9 years ago

Welp, pancakes go with everything…

;D

weirwoodtreehugger
9 years ago

Paradoxy,

There was a troll a few months ago, I’m not sure if here or at Jezebel who got so pissed off at me for pointing out that embryos start as female. He kept insisting I was lying, then when I provided a link, he insisted it was bad science. It was pretty cute.

Nature is misandry!

weirwoodtreehugger
9 years ago

Can I join the pancake feast even though I’m straight?

Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
9 years ago

Yes, absolutely. Pancakes don’t care if you’re straight, just that they’re being eaten.

(I should stop now.)

Machine Gun Sally
Machine Gun Sally
9 years ago

“Welp, pancakes go with everything”

Zing!

M.
M.
9 years ago

Now it’s hobbies too? Again, why is woodworking or restoring old cars (stuff that women do too) better than quilting or weaving (which men have been known to do as well)?

That’s a thought. When my beloved grandfather was still around (RIP) – a career soldier who fought in WWII and Korea and dedicated his time to restoring standing engines and classic cars after retirement – and teenage me asked if I could help… He broke into the biggest grin ever and immediately set to teaching me. Our crowning achievement was restoring a 1940s Jaguar XK140 convertible that was nothing but rust when we started.

MRAs: Was he a manly man’s man for doing that, or a beta mangina cuck blah-blah whatever for letting his teenage granddaughter join in?

(It’s ironic that I can build cars but not drive them – legally blind – but oh well. =P)

Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
9 years ago

I’d like to announce that the pancakes are delicious, with just a bit of sesame oil and 100% pure dark amber maple syrup from Canada on top. It doesn’t say where in Canada but I’m assuming near a DEFCOCK 1 place since the label says it’s “misandric approved” with a little witch giving a thumbs up.

childrenofthebroccoli
childrenofthebroccoli
9 years ago

Say what you will about Christian Patriarchy, but at least it’s internally consistent. Be cishet, go to church, stay a virgin until you’re married (especially if you’re a woman), then women get to be stay-at-home moms while the men have careers. Yes, it sucks to be forced into that narrow mold if that’s not what you want out of life, but at least you know what they expect from you.

With MRAs, there’s no such consistency. They hate women having careers, but they also hate us staying home and living off a man’s paycheck. They want to have casual sex with us, but hate us for having casual sex with other men. They mock our “meaningless hobbies” but throw an epic shitfit when we try to get into video games. They have no idea what they want women to be like, except maybe sexbots that have no opinions or needs, and can be stuck in a closet when not in use.

monopole
monopole
9 years ago

But think of all those stupid and pointless hobbies women like Ada Lovelace and Hedy Lamarr had!

weirwoodtreehugger
9 years ago

I wonder which kind of pancake would make Roosh’s boner sadder. Pancakes with maple syrup and butter because the sugar and fat is an impediment to skinniness? Or Chinese green onion pancakes with soy sauce because, oh the horrors, Asia!

M.
M.
9 years ago

Perhaps pancakes with sugar and lemon juice? Fat lesbians, oh noes!

(I have no idea why “Lemon” is slang for lesbian – at least around here – but it’s so ridiculous I just can’t be offended by it.)

Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
9 years ago
Bina
Bina
9 years ago

I wonder which kind of pancake would make Roosh’s boner sadder. Pancakes with maple syrup and butter because the sugar and fat is an impediment to skinniness? Or Chinese green onion pancakes with soy sauce because, oh the horrors, Asia!

I just had a brainwave: Green onion pancakes with maple syrup! YUM!

me and not you
me and not you
9 years ago

Soooo NPR just did a bit on this gentleman: http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-wyoming-cross-dresser-20131003-dto-htmlstory.html

He teaches at a college about heavy machinery. He’s a veteran. He’s married with kids. I kinda how they would feel about him?

Aunt Edna
Aunt Edna
9 years ago

And somthsomth says, appreciatively: “Thank you, that was beautiful.”

While non-redpillians reading it try hard not to retch.

Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
Banana Jackie Cake, the Best Jackie and Cake! Yum! (^v^)
9 years ago

@me and not you

He has some really nice gams for a guy in his late 60s.

Also, it hit me in the feels.