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A spectre is haunting sluts: The spectre of Chad
A spectre is haunting sluts: The spectre of Chad

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Sometimes dudes stop by this blog and drop entire manifestos in the comments. I thought I’d share this one with you all. I’ve highlighted some of the best bits.

Puahater/sluthater here to shake up this echo chamber. Look David, as an obese unattractive guy, why do you devote your life’s work to being a white knight for women who only want to fuck Chads and cuckold beta male boyfriends and hubbies? Join the dark side. I invite every beta male on this blog to join the dark side and fight for men’s rights together.

You want to know why I joined the dark side? Society has treated me like shit all my life because I’m an autistic manlet. Society made me who I am. And one day I woke up and decided that I was going to stop being subservient to a society that enslaves us and treats us like yesterday’s garbage. I decided to go my own way. I don’t owe society shit. We’re going to red pill as many men and female allies (like MRA Karen Straughan) as we possibly can. Every single one of you white knight beta cucks will be red pilled and see the truth. You’ll stop being white knights. You’ll stop being cucks. You’ll be disciplines and acolytes of the Red Pill church.

And together we will put our bodies upon the gears, the levers, upon all the apparatus until we make it all stop. Until western civilization collapses. If we all go our own way and drop out of society, society will crash. Society can’t function without beta males. If it wasn’t for beta male engineers, there would be no Tinder for sluts to hook up with Chads. You beta males. You are the difference in the world. Stop being cucks. And join us.

Society has done nothing for you David. You’re obese and ugly. No girl wants to fuck you unless she wants to use you for beta bux. You owe nothing to society. Join the dark side.

Why should we be nice to girls and pretend to take an interest in their lives when these bitches fuck Chad without a condom on the first date without any effort? Why should we buy bitches dinner and drinks. Wine and dine them and jump hoops in order to get laid when Chad gets it instantly and for free? Beta males need to boycott dating and boycott society.

BETA MALES OF THE WORLD UNITE

Sorry, I’m not going to join your revolution. Which is a pity for you, because I could destroy Western Civilization in a snap BY SITTING ON IT.

giphyrimshotBONUS POINTS for anyone who can find the sentence in the above manifesto copied almost word for word from a famous speech by Mario Savio of the Berkeley Free Speech Movement in 1964. I mean, for anyone who can find it without clicking that link, which would sort of be cheating.

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RaikonL
RaikonL
9 years ago

“Society has treated me like shit all my life because I’m an autistic manlet. Society made me who I am.”

132 pounds Autist here. I get along in life very well, also with girls. I think this guy’s problem is that he is a major asshole.

davidgerard
9 years ago

‘Your regular reminder that the phrase “red pill” comes from a movie made by a trans woman.’ https://twitter.com/UserGoogol/status/580216703738634240

Jillian Deleuze (@darkstatistic)

Do they really think that overweight and/or conventionally unattractive women have a charmed existence and aren’t (historically at least, things are very slowly changing) treated as subhuman?

Really though. I don’t get it.

C.K
C.K
9 years ago

Honestly, this makes Red Pilling sound like the Ludovico technique above all else. The whole thing about how we will be red-pilled really doesn’t sound like they’re giving us a choice.

yazikus
yazikus
9 years ago

Okey dokey, John Galt.

Words I would like to see the definition for (I really don’t want to google them!)
Manlet (I always thought adding ‘let’ to something made it cute, am I wrong?)
Chad (is this a specific person, a type of people why does he switch between the singular and the plural?)
Bux (is this different from ‘bucks’ as in dollars, does it mean more?)

David, aren’t you kind of flattered they are still trying to woo you?

Paradoxical Intention
9 years ago

Life is always harder for the straight, white, cisgendered dudebro isn’t it?

Anytime someone has a problem, they just retort with “Well I CAN’T GET LAID!”

Spindrift
Spindrift
9 years ago

Is Chad like the incel version of our feminist friend Katie, they all have one, but instead of being a friend, Chad’s hooking up with all the women who might have been interested in them?

efitz
9 years ago

Long time reader, first time commenter…

And together we will put our bodies upon the gears, the levers, upon all the apparatus until we make it all stop. Until western civilization collapses.

robteix
9 years ago

By this guy’s view, I had everything to end up like him. I have been overweight all my life. As well, I’ve always been, nay, I am a total nerd. And on top of all, I have been diagnosed with social anxiety disorder ever since I was a teenager. Definitely not a chad.

And yet, I am happily married with a wonderful wife and have The Most Awesome Daughter Ever™.

Guy-who-wrote-the-comment, why do you think society has assembled in their secret HQ and collectively decided to treat you “like shit” and not me? My guess? I never thought the world — and women specifically — owed me anything. I never treated women as sex slaves who exist only to please me. Maybe that has something to do with it?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

“pretend to take an interest in their lives”

Can none off them see the problem there? That they are, to use an old Yorkshire saying “putting the cart before the horse”.

It’s being interesting that *makes* a woman attractive. And being genuinely interested in a woman does somewhat help a relationship along.

You know, it’s funny how we’ve just had that post about how women are faking it with make-up and therefore liars. Can’t these chaps understand that seeing a woman without her mascara in the morning is somewhat less off putting than when the woman finds out you don’t really give a toss about her latest exhibition; you just pretended so to get into her pants?

Paradoxical Intention
9 years ago

@robteix: You know he’s going to come marching in here and claim that you’re not “like him” or the other incels, right?

Anything he’d have to do to maintain the illusion that everything is the fault of everyone else and never him or his attitude or his beliefs.

(and ‘grats on the wonderful wife and The Most Awesome Daughter Ever™. :D)

Sixsmith
Sixsmith
9 years ago

‘And together we will put our bodies upon the gears, the levers, upon all the apparatus until we make it all stop. Until western civilization collapses.’

As this stands out from the rest of the ‘dissertation'(?) for it’s evocative use of language it might be from ‘the famous speech by Mario Savio’. I didn’t click the link. The writing is so very different.

Paradoxical Intention
9 years ago

@Alan:

Agreed. Nothing is less attractive than an asshole who doesn’t give a shit about you but pretends to so he can get into your pants.

It’s like these jerk-offs only want the physical and emotional benefits of being in a relationship, but don’t want to do any of the heavy lifting or reciprocating.

They’d just be better off with a sex doll. Sex dolls don’t have lives you have to pretend to be interested about, nor do they care if they orgasm or not.

Alex
Alex
9 years ago

To those who wish to know the definitions of the following:

Chad – Slang for a stereotypical jock: Ripped and popular with girls

Manlet – Man who is under the “average” height of 5’10”

Bux – Bucks (Money)

Jorji Costava
Jorji Costava
9 years ago

@davidgerard:

Pretty much. Prior to The Matrix, the Wachowskis made a lesbian-themed noir film called Bound. And even worse, The Matrix itself is shot through with some pretty radical left wing politics. A diverse and multiethnic group of anti-authoritarian rebels take up arms against a system personified by the Agents, who are pretty much the embodiment of white male authority. The filmmakers have on a number of occasions acknowledged their debt to Jean Baudrillard, a postmodernist French intellectual (we all know how much Red Pillers fancy themselves as paragons of objectivity and rationality, concepts postmodernists have little use for).

Bottom line: If you’re deciding what to name your politically reactionary movement, there are probably few films that it would be worse to draw from than The Matrix.

As far as the rant itself, one thing I wish these “nice guys” could learn to do is apply consistent standards to themselves and others. If a woman they didn’t consider to be physically attractive started doing them all sorts of favors, giving them gifts, etc., would they suddenly become attracted to that woman? If the answer is no, why the hell get so mad at women who feel the same way about them?

colorlessblue
colorlessblue
9 years ago

Is it the one sentence that doesn’t mention “sluts”, “betas” or “chads”? It is, isn’t it.

yazikus
yazikus
9 years ago

Manlet – Man who is under the “average” height of 5’10”

I just don’t get this mentality. Height does not make a man. Height does not make someone not an asshole. The hyper focus on trivial physical attributes is just foreign to me.

harmfulguy
harmfulguy
9 years ago

It.s like they’ve developed a whole language that serves no other purpose than to express how unpleasant and miserable they are. What about this do they think is going to make anyone interested in joining them?

Annie Squidface
9 years ago

I don’t think the world hates these people half as much as they hate themselves.

dhag85
9 years ago

5’7 chubby dude here. Still no problem functioning in society. Managed to get laid sometimes without “beta bux” assistance (I’ve always been broke). Married at 26. Sorry bro, I don’t recognize this at all. I’m sorry that you hate your life, but I don’t think also hating women will make you feel better.

brooked
9 years ago

Look David, as an obese unattractive guy, why do you devote your life’s work to being a white knight for women who only want to fuck Chads and cuckold beta male boyfriends and hubbies?

I always assumed David was a journalist and had no idea knighthood was a viable career option these days. Shows you what I know.

dhag85
9 years ago

In all honesty, how is it possible for anyone to read this comment and not immediately see why he hasn’t been successful at dating? I know if I went to a date with someone who was clearly just pretending to like me while constantly rambling about “Chad”, I would get the fuck out of there asap.

Mewens
Mewens
9 years ago

yazikus, quick definitions for the uninitiated:

Manlet: 1. A small, physically unfit man. 2. Any man smaller than a professional linebacker. 3. Us (as opposed to “them”).
Chad: 1. A man whose good looks, slavish devotion to current trends, and contempt for women and the world’s struggling betas mean that he has lots of the sex with many of the womens. 2. Them (as opposed to “us”).
Bux: 1. Hot cheddar 2. Dolla bills, ya’ll. 3. Fresh cabbage. 4. A currency exchanged for the sex with the womens; apparently preferred by self-described manlets. Never used by Chads.
Usage tips: It rhymes with fux, which means users can evade profanity filters in the very clever turn of phrase, “Alpha fux, beta bux.” It’s OK if you’re put off by the lack of parallelism in that phrase, but contrasting a noun and a verb or two unlike nouns is something like a misogynist koan. Every time you see such MRA logic, just think, “What is the sound of one man whining”?

While we’re on the subject of a woman-hating libertarian who cribs from socialists and transfolk, can we talk about the weird confusion of “discipline” and “disciple”? Like, I’m not a huge believer in Freud, but … man. Your slip is showing.

Charles RB
Charles RB
9 years ago

“And together we will put our bodies upon the gears, the levers, upon all the apparatus until we make it all stop. Until western civilization collapses. If we all go our own way and drop out of society, society will crash. Society can’t function without beta males”

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