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Spermjackers, Free Bleeders, and Beard-Hating Feminazis: The United Anti-Feminist Coalition fights the real enemies of men

They might as well be twins!
They might as well be twins!

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So I’ve discovered a new bunch of antifeminist meme-makers who’ve somehow managed to pull off something close to the spectacular ugliness, incoherence, and just plain wrongness achieved by the meme masters at A Voice for Men.

Let’s give a big round of applause to the graphics whizzes of the United Anti-Feminist Coalition and their lovely Facebook page.

The Godwin-tastic meme at the top of this page —  which gets bonus Godwin Points because Gloria Allred is actually Jewish — may be my favorite of theirs I’ve seen so far, but there are so many other brilliant contributions on their page that I hardly know where to start.

The UAFC meme-makers, like those at AVFM, do love battling straw feminists.

You know, like the straw feminists who HATE MALE FACIAL HAIR!

 

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The Straw Feminists who are always demanding that random dudes make them happy.

 

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And of course the Straw Feminists who demand “women and children first” when it comes to evacuating ships that for some reason don’t have enough lifeboats.

 

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When the UAFC memers aren’t fighting imaginary feminists, they’re railing against imaginary feminist campaigns. Like the “Free Bleeding” campaign,  a phony “feminist” celebration of menstrual blood that was actually concocted by 4chan in an attempt to make feminists look silly.

Well, it’s not feminists who look silly here. Especially given that the kid in the picture below is clearly holding a “Honk if you support Obama” sign with the words “if you support Free Bleeding” photoshopped onto it.

 

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And when they’re not fighting off the specter of “Free Bleeding,” the UAFC is railing against the evils of “spermjacking” with barely comprehensible graphics.

 

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Never mind that men are the ones actually poking holes in condoms; indeed, 16% of women on one recent study had a partner try to sabotage their birth control in an attempt to get them pregnant.

Then there are memes that are just plain incomprehensible:

 

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I mean, I’ve been to Mangina Boot Camp, and it’s nothing like this!

 

 

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Alexis Sabi Martinez
9 years ago

toodles and stuff.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
9 years ago

Well. That happened.

Flying Mouse
Flying Mouse
9 years ago

Have a nice dinner, Alexis. Hope the meat didn’t dry out while you were schooling us so masterfully. As we learned the other day, some cuts – like budget chicken breasts – have a tendency to do that.

Wait a minute…maybe Alexis was recipe testing for an upcoming “Grillin’ and Chillin'” feature on AVfM.

contrapangloss
9 years ago

“No one is engaging my arguments!”

…after not actually presenting anything that isn’t a ridiculous cliche and ignoring things that actually do confront some of their cliches.

Come on, kiddo, you can do better!

I’d give that flounce a 2, for the ‘toodles’ because it reminds me of poodles, and I’m a sucker for rhymes.

-2 penalty per flounce stick fail, though. We’ll see!

weirwoodtreehugger
9 years ago

New wave feminism? I guess feminists today really love rocking out to 80s hits!

isidore13
isidore13
9 years ago

… he made arguments at some point?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

@ WWTH

“Boudica”

Ooh, the controversial single “c” spelling. *Now* we can have a debate.

M.
M.
9 years ago

*Boodica. ;P

Flying Mouse
Flying Mouse
9 years ago

… he made arguments at some point?
Arguments, schoolyard taunts, unsubstantiated claims, sex jokes framed around domestic violence, aren’t they all the same? I say po-tay-to, you say po-tah-to.

Flying Mouse
Flying Mouse
9 years ago

Please accept my humble sacrifice, O Ravenous Blockquote Mammoth.

(P.S., the first line was quoting isidore13).

isidore13
isidore13
9 years ago

I have looked back and still don’t see them, though. Were… we supposed to argue with him about feminism being a dying movement? Because that’s just too ludicrous to be an actual argument but it’s the closest thing I could see.

ej
ej
9 years ago

Toodles!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/29ce9887934c6f50a7695cdca5d2661e/tumblr_mj9pn8lFTA1rzc0lno1_500.gif

I’m sure we’re all going to miss your thought-provoking arguments./sarcasm

contrapangloss
9 years ago

… also, I need to break this bad habit of calling folks kiddos when they act immature.

Everyone’s my kiddo. Except for my kidlets. Kidlets is reserved for the ones who are still in the single digits.

brooked
9 years ago

I figure you all have tumblr accounts you are going to go rage on about the pathiarkeeey and wage gap and how us men have a culture based on rape.

WHO TOLD YOU? I feel so exposed.

Actually I’m not on tumblr but if I was I’d document how anti-feminists have no idea what the term “rape culture” means and include this: “us men have a culture based on rape”. That phrasing is outright bizarre and I’m honestly not quite sure you even know what the term “culture” means.

brooked
9 years ago

I’ve apparently lost the ability to successfully use block quotes. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

proxieme
proxieme
9 years ago

Alexis shouldn’t be so histrionic if he wants to be taken seriously :-/

proxieme
proxieme
9 years ago

And, dood, it’s not that your awful sote’s worthy of mention…
…it’s that it’s worthy of mockery :-/

It’s an easy mistake to make, but now you know.

Flying Mouse
Flying Mouse
9 years ago

@brooked – WordPress is being fickle tonight. I blockquoted a moment ago, double-checked to make sure I’d closed all my tags, and then still fed the mammoth. It is beyond our ken, much like Alexis’ macho manly man “arguments.”

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
9 years ago

I guess popping into a random feminist comment section, spitting out rapid-fire MRA talking points, then jumping ship when you aren’t getting the reaction you’re getting is one form of being manly.

Not my kind, but eh, to each their own.

A couple words of advice though, Alexis, if you choose to come back after eating and beating your meat. When talking about men protecting their women from invaders, America is not the greatest example given that us ‘Mericans were the invaders, practically never the other way around.

And if you come back, know that swinging your virtual balls around and bragging about some 50 Shades of Grey style banging you’ve done isn’t going to impress us, it’s just going to make us want to sit back with some popcorn and watch your pathetic strutting.

If you can act like an adult for a few moments and not like a frat boy, maybe some of the more patient among us will be more willing to go through your gish gallop of wrong and explain how things actually work. If not… well, we mock misogyny here, and you’ll just be another clown.

isidore13
isidore13
9 years ago

@kirbywarp *claps*

katz
9 years ago

*poof*

Did someone say “only men fight in wars?” These soldaderas are unimpressed.

http://www.actitudfem.com/media/files/images/2012/11/mujeres_revolucion_mexicana.jpg

*poof*

Paradoxical Intention
9 years ago

Oh boy, chewtoy!

Alexis Sabi Martinez | March 26, 2015 at 4:05 pm
You feminist loving numnuts are funny really. UAFC is making fun of feminism, for the joke it really is. This movement hasn’t been relevant since there was actually something to fight for. Wage gap is a myth for instance, if you want to make real money, don’t be soo emotional and go into business, there are plenty of examp-les of women billionaires in this world already to prove this point. If a girl is drunk and says yes, but regrets it in the morning, then its rape right? How about when the guy is drunk and says yes, then wakes up to a fat cow next to him? Can he scream rape? Go find something real to fight for, feminism is dying, and we shall make sure that it does shortly.

You do realize that people (mostly men) have been saying that feminism is “dying” for the better part of a century, right? During the suffragette movement, many men were chuckling to themselves and going “Aw, look at the cute little wimmens! They’ll tucker themselves out eventually and go back home to make me a sammich.”

Let’s address the rest of this little (unoriginal) Gish Gallop, shall we?

– Feminism is a joke because I don’t think it’s relevant anymore.

What, so because you don’t need antibiotics right now, everyone else should do without? Because your house isn’t currently on fire, everyone should go without fire extinguishers or the service of fire fighters?

Wow. That’s real mature of you. [/sarcasm]

Hate to break it to you chuckles, but just because you (or even other women) don’t think you need it, doesn’t mean that everyone else does, or should, think the same way as you.

– Wage gap is a myth (and I can’t spell “examples” for some reason)!

Not really no. If you’d like, I could provide links (but I think you flounced, so why bother?), and I would like to point out that not only is there a gap between genders, but it gets worse when you look at it by race. :D

March 26, 2015 at 6:06 pm
worked up? I’m eating cheetos and cooking a barbeque right now, like a good old fashioned cuban man would, Maybe later I will get drunk and beat my wife, but I guarantee you she will like it.

“I’m not mad! I just came on to a feminist site to come and yell at you silly wimmens! I’m not mad! I’m eating! I’m NOT MAD!”

And a “joke” about domestic violence. Stay classy.

March 26, 2015 at 6:37 pm
If I have to explain it to you, then you don’t deserve to understand. 😀

“Your silly little ladybrainz can’t possibly comprehend! I’m just being funny! I shouldn’t have to explain myself to YOU!”

March 26, 2015 at 6:42 pm
It’s ok though, what I’m referring to is something I sure half of you are lacking on a regular basis. Feminist or not, women don’t like the girlie “say yes to everything” men like Alan here. They tend to gravitate towards the more manly man, and you don’t have to commit a domestic violence to be just that. You just have to a man, and no one should ever let that be taken away from them. If American men were all like the white knights defending feminism, this country would be conquered in a week.

Ah yes, please tell me “Mr. Manly Man” what it is that I, a woman, want most in life. Please mansplain away what women want, and then proceed to shove your toxic bullshit idea of masculinity down the throats of everyone here. yes, that’s exactly what we needed. [/sarcasm]

March 26, 2015 at 6:46 pm
To you I might be, because you Sparky, if you are a man as that name suggests, are begging for acceptance soo hard from a group who’s name in itself demeans you. Your worship of the pooh nanny, is laughable at best, and pathetic at worst.

– Feminism is degrading to men because it wants us to be women!

No, we just want you to tone down the macho he-man bullshit and realize that you don’t have to be a toxic macho he-man to be considered a man.

Also femininity is not lesser than masculinity. I’d appreciate it if you and men like you would stop using my gender as an insult.

March 26, 2015 at 6:48 pm
You know what the funny thing is? The good looking girls who actually are cool and fun to be around, not sour puss cry babies like feminists are? They are part of UAFC. I’m proud to have liked their page. 😀

Neg, neg, neg.

No, we still think you’re full of shit and yes, we’re still mocking you.

“You’re ugly and no one wants to fuck you!” is not an insult. Believe it or not, some of us don’t want your peen. Shocking, I know. The truth hurts.

March 26, 2015 at 6:52 pm
You have rights, many if not more than most western men. To quote an old feminist idiom, “Check your privilege ladies.”

“I don’t know what an ‘idiom’ is and I think that using phrases and words I don’t understand is going to make me sound smart!”

March 26, 2015 at 6:55 pm
Hey, I’m not the one who worte an article about the UAFC page, or deemed it worthy to start a conversation on. If you started the conversation, then why can’t I join it? Last I checked this was the home of the free, a title that the blood of men have purchased for you throughout history, even when you were actually being “Oppressed.” Enjoy the talk, and keep thinking I’m mad all you want. Im’ not mad bro, are you?

“I TOLD YOU I’M NOT MAD! WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING I’M MAD?! Pointing out the fact that I sound upset is hurting my freeze peach! EVERYWHERE IS AMERICA!”

Yeah, the blood of men (and women) “purchased” this land. Except it wasn’t the blood of white people, you racist fuck.

March 26, 2015 at 6:58 pm
You see men have fought for all the time we’ve been around to protect our women from what could be considered a “rape culture.” When conquerer’s would come and spread their seed throughout the world, who was it who fought to protect the women of America? Awfully unappreciative, aren’t we?

Yeah, men have had to protect us from other men. How wonderful you are. [/eyeroll].

How dare we wimmens not appreciate you defending us from “conquerers” who…uh…wait, when was the last time America was invaded? When us white people showed up?

March 26, 2015 at 7:17 pm
Well I think this conversation, or lack thereof, Has gone off long enough. Unlike people who support the garbage that is new wave feminism, I’d rather not spend days arguing with you all about nothing, the only response I’ve heard is that of a 12 year old, you mad bro for all intents and purposes. I figure you all have tumblr accounts you are going to go rage on about the pathiarkeeey and wage gap and how us men have a culture based on rape. It’s laughable to suggest it. Have fun with telling people they are mad when you don’t like what they have to say. it’s idiocy like that that will result in the much needed death of this antiquated movement, in place for something that actually has relevant arguments.

“Blah, blah, blah, I totally won this conversation and I’m going to go eat my Cheetos and strut about like a peacock because I totally shat myself and bested those evvvillll feminists! Yay!”

Stick the flounce, you unoriginal man you.

Catalpa
Catalpa
9 years ago

how us men have a culture based on rape

Oh look the troll thinks that men and women have entirely different and separate cultures! Nope, buddy. Rape culture is a part of ALL of our culture, not just men’s. Men and women might have different roles in different cultures, but both genders of the same group share in the same culture.

scalyllama
9 years ago

Well that was an amusing encounter with a Cut-and-Paste troll!

Hopefully he uses comes up with some fresher “talking points” before he visits again. Those ones were distinctly overdone and dry.

So long, Alexis! Don’t let the door hit you on the way…oops, too late.

brooked
9 years ago

@Flying Mouse

Thanks for letting me know I’m not the only one having block quote issues because I couldn’t figure out what I did wrong. Weirded me out some.