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Spermjackers, Free Bleeders, and Beard-Hating Feminazis: The United Anti-Feminist Coalition fights the real enemies of men

They might as well be twins!
They might as well be twins!

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So I’ve discovered a new bunch of antifeminist meme-makers who’ve somehow managed to pull off something close to the spectacular ugliness, incoherence, and just plain wrongness achieved by the meme masters at A Voice for Men.

Let’s give a big round of applause to the graphics whizzes of the United Anti-Feminist Coalition and their lovely Facebook page.

The Godwin-tastic meme at the top of this page —  which gets bonus Godwin Points because Gloria Allred is actually Jewish — may be my favorite of theirs I’ve seen so far, but there are so many other brilliant contributions on their page that I hardly know where to start.

The UAFC meme-makers, like those at AVFM, do love battling straw feminists.

You know, like the straw feminists who HATE MALE FACIAL HAIR!

 

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The Straw Feminists who are always demanding that random dudes make them happy.

 

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And of course the Straw Feminists who demand “women and children first” when it comes to evacuating ships that for some reason don’t have enough lifeboats.

 

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When the UAFC memers aren’t fighting imaginary feminists, they’re railing against imaginary feminist campaigns. Like the “Free Bleeding” campaign,  a phony “feminist” celebration of menstrual blood that was actually concocted by 4chan in an attempt to make feminists look silly.

Well, it’s not feminists who look silly here. Especially given that the kid in the picture below is clearly holding a “Honk if you support Obama” sign with the words “if you support Free Bleeding” photoshopped onto it.

 

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And when they’re not fighting off the specter of “Free Bleeding,” the UAFC is railing against the evils of “spermjacking” with barely comprehensible graphics.

 

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Never mind that men are the ones actually poking holes in condoms; indeed, 16% of women on one recent study had a partner try to sabotage their birth control in an attempt to get them pregnant.

Then there are memes that are just plain incomprehensible:

 

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I mean, I’ve been to Mangina Boot Camp, and it’s nothing like this!

 

 

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Tabby Lavalamp
Tabby Lavalamp
9 years ago

W. T. Bloody. F?

because reasons
because reasons
9 years ago

I read that headline and thought “Free Bleeders?” Are there women who get PAID to menstruate? Or does free=freedom? Because there ARE cultures that banish women to menstruation huts and other ghastly practices. The first one made me LOL- all this time I’ve been a “free-bleeder” when there was profit to be made!?

sn0rkmaiden
9 years ago

OT, but things are really kicking off over on Youtube between the MGTOWs and AVFM:

http://www.donotlink.com/e9ch

If anyone wants to go check out the comments I recommend taking popcorn.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
9 years ago

This video makes much more sense and is more enjoyable than all their memes and arguments combined.
http://youtu.be/cakkDjbBKmg
Some feminists like men with beards. What is up with the pheonix? It looks like the hunger games logo. The rest I don’t even know what to think.

Sambarge
Sambarge
9 years ago

I can’t believe the “free bleeder” thing is still being talked about like it’s a thing. It’s not a thing. It’s never been a thing. What is wrong with people. No radical feminists are walking around with blood running down their legs. Never have.

I mean, if nothing else, who wants to do all that goddamned laundry?

because reasons
because reasons
9 years ago

@fruitloopsie
I thought the SAME thing about that logo! Hopefully their movement will NOT catch fire *bah dum tsh*
Also, I think facial/body hair is sexy, but it really depends on the person (like most characteristics). Guess I’m not feministing correctly. The high council will be most displeased.

friday jones
friday jones
9 years ago

Picture of a sad male clown riding a donkey backwards, with the caption reading “Women are RIDICULOUS.”

See, making a meme isn’t hard AT ALL. It’s first-year material here at Internet University.

Moggie
Moggie
9 years ago

Haha, the ladies want equality, but they also want me to hold the door open for them! I remember making that exact argument: when I was twelve. How old are these guys?

littlekatze
9 years ago

Looking at the second meme and in light of the the recent post on the evils of treacherous make-up I’d like to warn y’all about the evils of the beard!
Yes! Treacherous menz grow the beard to cover up the fact that they’re secretly ugly!
Yes! The beard covers the bone structure that we women crave. How many women have had relations with such an individual only to discover (the horror) that without their beard the menz look…different.
Do you know what lies lie under the beard? Is it a chiseled chin? Maybe. But maybe it’s spaghetti, a bunch of flowers, a brick, a 2005 Ford or worse.
Don’t be fooled! Don’t accept inferior genetic material! Don’t trust the beard !

Jackie
Jackie
9 years ago

I don’t even think THEY understand what they’re trying to say with this crap.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
9 years ago

Snorkmaiden
I can’t load the comment section maybe that’s a good thing.

Because reasons
Everybody likes different things and it all depends on the person like for example I like guys who shave their armpits but if they don’t want to then that’s fine just like if the guy that I’m dating doesn’t like girls who wear makeup but if they want to then he would understand and would leave it like that.

Nobody should judge or force someone to be their “fantasy girl/boyfriend.”

I guess I’m not feministing properly either.

So anyway what it’s like to be in mangina camp? Anybody been there?

ej
ej
9 years ago

I mean, if nothing else, who wants to do all that goddamned laundry?

That was my thought too. Not to mention your furniture. Who wants to steam clean the couch every month?

@sn0rkmaiden
I couldn’t make it through that video. I kept laughing every time she mentioned the Honey Badger Radio Show. Seriously? They have a radio show? And apparently people only listen to the show because they want to hear a woman’s voice. Charming.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
9 years ago

Someone should let the mememaker know that “woof” is often an expression of sexual approval… using it on a meme in response to a “kid” is super duper skeevy.

Apart from that, wow these are awful. It took me 10 minutes to figure out that the point of the “women and children first” thing was in the lower left-hand corner (as in; “hey feminists, I challenge you to justify why you voted yes on this poll, because of course you did”).

The mangina boot camp one? What? It makes it look like the “Misandry is real and women have never been repressed” line is coming from a mangina.

Not to mention the single mother one, where I’m pretty sure there isn’t an either/or between failed contraception and fertilization.

Which feminists are against beards again? That sounds like something out of r/TiA.

Spindrift
Spindrift
9 years ago

They should have combined their memes to have a poor man who’d recently been spermjacked go down with a sinking ship cause the last spots in the lifeboat went to Gloria Allred and her hairy feminist friend Katie who isn’t personally attracted to beardy men, while the manginas stand idly by doing nothing and a goose honks at him mockingly. Meanwhile, other women in the lifeboat are shouting through their megaphones at the man, telling him to dance for their amusement.

Now that’s a meme!

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
9 years ago

@Spindrift:

That’s not a meme, that’s a political cartoon! All you need is a weeping statue of liberty and a horrid pun by a little cartoon author-stand-in, and it’d be perfect!

Falconer
9 years ago

Does someone understand the connection between the alleged Allred quote and the alleged Hitler quote? Is it some kind of “both these people hate us because we’re atheists and we hate women, but we’re just telling it like it is” thing?

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
9 years ago

The pun would be “MEME girls.”

This needs to be drawn.

because reasons
because reasons
9 years ago

@fruitloopsie Exactly.

As for mangina camp, since David’s been maybe he can enlighten us. I imagine it includes classes on respect, equality, parenting skills, being a good lover…basically anything you’d want your dream partner to learn. Because what these guys call manginas, I’m pretty sure most of us would call “catches”.

Jackie
Jackie
9 years ago

@Falconer Maybe because they’re somehow both fascist? Well, at least Hitler is one, IDK about the other.

Spindrift
Spindrift
9 years ago

@kirbywarp

It’d be a pretty sweet cartoon. I’m not sure if feminist friend Katie’s dislike of beards should be displayed through a sign or shirt with a bearded man crossed out, or through a word bubble directed at Gloria Allred, or just a thought bubble. The oppressed man going down with the ship should probably have a beard.

M.
M.
9 years ago

LOOK AT THAT ASSHOLE FORCING HIS MAN BEARD ON MY EYES DAMN SHITLORD

Alright, not only have I never seen anybody say that even as a joke, but I’ve never seen anybody hint towards something that could possibly be mistaken for it if you were wearing earplugs and a blindfold. There’s arguing with the straw feminists in your imagination, and then there’s whatever the hell that was.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
9 years ago

@Spindrift:

I was imagining her wearing a shirt saying “Kate Hates Beards,” but a sign could work.

The goose would have to have a label or sign as well, declaring her (of course “her”) a supporter of free-bleeding. I guess she could have the “honk if you support” sign while honking, that’d work!

Now, how do we get Gloria to have Hitler’s eyes? Does she wear a Hitler shirt with the same facial expression as she has?

Scarlettathena
9 years ago

Since when are beards something that feminists take a stand on? As I recall, a couple of years ago, it was a thing for guys to have old-timey beards, like from the 1890s. There was even some baseball player for Boston with a beard and they had some beard day/free admission event. I mean, sure individuals might prefer a man with or without a beard, but a feminist issue?

That spermjacking one took me a while to figure out. All of these are so cluttered and full of weird stuff, I think my forehead wrinkle just got deeper.

I just love how real issues and every random assertion on the part of individuals gets thrown in together like a disgusting garbage soup. The whole message to me is: women shouldn’t have opinions, individual or collective.

katz
9 years ago

To state the obvious, the equivalent of expecting a woman to shave her body hair would be…expecting a man to shave his body hair. Not his face.

weirwoodtreehugger
9 years ago

M,
That’s about what I was going to say. I’ve never heard a feminist say that men should be required to shave their beards. There are some feminists who only attracted to clean shaven men, but that’s not the same thing. There are also feminists who are attracted to men with beards and feminists who aren’t attracted to men at all. So I really don’t get what they’re saying.

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