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The lovely piece of human garbage that is Roosh Valizadeh recently posted a helpful little list of “6 Warning Signs A Girl Isn’t Worth A Relationship.”
It’s a bit of an ironic list, in that Roosh, a self-described expat “love tourist” who makes his living giving men terrible dating advice, inadvertently provides any “girls” reading his list 6 Clear Warning Signs That Roosh is an Angry Sexual Predator Who Should Be Avoided at All Costs.
Roosh starts by warning his readers about the terrible plague of the music changers.
The first thing I do when get a girl over to my shack is put on some music. Depending on the mood I’m trying to set, I’ll go with something like The Weeknd, Vanessa da Mata, or Michael Jackson. As I’m making drinks, if she goes to the laptop, cuts off my music, then pulls up her own music on YouTube, she’s only getting fucked that night and never again. Even though she wants to play “this one song,” I cut her crap off and put mine back on. I say, “If you wanted to listen to your music you should’ve invited me to your place.”
Anyone that touchy about someone changing his music is not exactly great boyfriend material.
Several more items reveal Roosh to be someone who bristles with rage whenever a woman, in his mind, disrespects him. If a woman texts someone while on a date and doesn’t apologize for it, for example, Roosh feels that “you might as well hand her your balls.”
And then his list gets very dark indeed. TRIGGER WARNING for rape apologia dark.
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The Fifth Horseman of the Warning Sign Apocalypse is this: “Asking you to postpone your orgasm so she can gain more pleasure.”
As Roosh sees it,
If you’re about to bust your nut and a girl does tells you “No” or “Wait,” she’s an inconsiderate slut who is now causing you direct harm.
Wat.
A man’s nut is sacred, and for her to impede that should be criminal. I’m serious.
Backing away now.
One time a girl postponed my nut and then I lost it completely. I couldn’t get it back and I was left with minor groin pain. I never contacted her again.
What a terrible assault on Roosh’s manhood. He once experienced MINOR GROIN PAIN. That evil harlot should be locked up for life for the crime of a dude not having an orgasm once.
If all this seems a bit rapey, well, it gets worse with item #6: “Not urging you to continue pumping even if it’s starting to cause her discomfort,” in which Roosh explains that girlfriend-quality “girls” shouldn’t be permitted to say “stop” after agreeing to let a dude’s penis in.
I’ll tell you what love is: when a girl begs you to keep going even though you know she already came, even though she’s drying up, and even though you know it’s causing her pain.
I suppose it could be “love.” It could also be a rather different emotion known as “fear.” Fear that the angry, woman-hating asshole fucking you, who seems to erupt in rage whenever a woman disagrees with him, will flip out if you ask him to stop. And will keep going regardless.
If she tells you to stop the millisecond after she gets her nut, without you getting yours, I want you to tell her that the point of having sex with women is so a man doesn’t have to use his hand, and that she has performed below the hand.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
That’s why we do all this shit to bang women—to get our nut. If she can’t do that for us, then she’s useless as a living being.
If anyone tries to tell you that the “red pill” is really just about self-improvement for men, ask them to explain this.
If someone shows you an article from A Voice for Men arguing that “rape culture isn’t real,” show them this, and ask why they ran a long-two part interview with Roosh in which the interviewer wrote that Roosh was “a deep thinker,” and “a layered, tempered and earnest guy, who truly wants to help other men in their most basic and primal of life goals,” adding “I got nothing but respect for the guy.”
Roosh, you may recall, has also proposed legalizing rape on private property, which he bizarrely claims will bring an end to rape. I think it’s fairly clear that Roosh has no interest in ending rape. What he wants is for people to stop calling it rape. As he sees it, women saying “no” or “stop” or “get off me” are all an affront to the “sacred nut.” And we can’t have that.
EDIT: Minor edits to clarify a point.
That was really uncomfortably TMI. I feel like I know way too much about his actual sex life now, and I’m embarrassed for him. The only encouraging thing is the comments on the original post, where even his own followers seem confused and are telling him he’s doing it wrong.
Leda Atomica,
English is my first language and I was wondering if it was a regional thing in the US or something. I’ve only heard it used as a crass bro-y verb, but never as a noun, never “get my nut” or “my nut is sacred” for eff’s sake. It makes the whole post way weirder for me.
I had no idea that certain people’s orgasms were such a sacred event, worth a partner even enduring pain in order to behold them. Roosh has made me wonder about what kind of thing could ever compare? Maybe seeing Haley’s comet sail over a rainbow while an ivory billed woodpecker and a dodo bird sang “Hooked on a Feeling.”
Nah, that sounds entirely too pedestrian. Not holy enough.
What a blessed life I have been living, and I didn’t even know it. I feel honored to have been present for so many “nuts,” as our intrepid sexual adventurer so delightfully phrases it. I feel doubly honored that none of those were with a PUA.
Even more confusing since ‘nut’ is already euphemism for a sacret sexual thing, I was just wondering why the singular when I read the headline.
He really needs to be in prison.
Swing and a miss, Roosh.
I wish I could get the email addresses of Roosh’s followers. They apparently will buy/believe anything. I mean, at least some PUA’s put out a somewhat believable product/story for gullible men. Roosh on the other hand sucks with women anywhere he goes. Maybe it’s not “game” that’s the problem?
I bought my nut online for 17.99. It takes two AA-batteries and has a stepless controller. So maybe the big deal eludes me?
It doesn’t even mind when I change songs before, during or after.
I swear to god, Roosh’ beard takes up more of his face every time I see it. Maybe it’s sentient and trying to take over in an attempt to stop the awful, awful shit that comes out of its host’s mouth.
And as for the actual content of the post…..I’ve need had a stronger desire to cold cock someone. Instead, I’m going to drink cider, take a bath, and luxuriate in not being the human equivalent of a plantar wart.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t obsession with bodily fluids associated with many deterioring mental states? Dude is obviously terrible regardless, but his downward spiral as of late suggests a health issue.
Regardless, He’s getting worse. His life will not end well if this continues. Hopefully he doesn’t hurt any one (else) before then.
Ikeke, fascinating link. The profile of the typical Stormfront.org visitor does seem a tad…familiar. I only got as far as the bit about Luka Magnotta. I live in Canada and I haven’t seen ANY mention in the mainstream media of him being associated with Stormfront.org or any possibility of him having been racially motivated.
There was an interview with Roosh a while back, where he explained that he literally believes that his orgasm is the only one that matters. Something something blah blah nature, something something shouldn’t have to be good in bed or else that’s the only thing a woman will want out of you. But yeah, this is his thing.
I think he wants to be the buyer in a market of women, browsing around to see what they will offer him. If they please him, he will date them. So he wants everything in the relationship to be all about him (and even normal relationship stuff like doing nice things to be only one way) with the power to move on if the woman in question doesn’t live up to his standards. Which means he gets enraged when women have the ability to reject him because of those standards, and he therefore can’t leverage any power over them.
A woman to him is an item that provides a function; sex. If his masterbation with that item is interupted or altered in any way, that makes him think that item is useless.
If a nut is sacred, doesn’t that mean busting it would be sacrilage?
“He’s so obsessed with getting his nut you’d think he was a squirrel.”
http://youtu.be/RvRe6lFkOZ0
You couldn’t make this shit up. There was a time when ROK ran actual pickup advice, even if laced with misogyny, that could be appealing to widening group of single, clueless men, but posts like this are gonna repulse even garden-variety douchebags. If Roosh does not care about basic decency, he could at least care about keeping his readers and views.
Or there is also a possibility that Roosh’s fans already accept this line of reasoning. WHTM posts are usually amusing or baffling, but this one pants-shittingly terrifies me, and I’m a man.
PS Could you please provide a link?
I’ve only ever heard the phrase “bust a nut” in terms of acheiving orgasm, never “getting your nut”. I think Roosh might have mixed his metaphors while spending all his effort being focused on being the slimiest, most sociopathic rapist he could be.
Seriously, most of these chucklefucks at least give lip service to things being ‘equal’. Roosh literally says “A girl (never a woman) causing me minor discomfort during sex should be literally considered a criminal, but I should be able to cause girls as much pain and discomfort as I want without being questioned or told to stop!”
@Catalpa, exactly! Sex is a zero-sum game for Roosh – if she isn’t miserable and/or denying herself for his sake, he can’t be happy.
Somehow, this reminded me of a poem by the late Essex Hemphill, written during the height of the AIDS crisis in the 1980s:
“Now we think as we fuck/ This nut could kill me,
This kiss could / turn to stone.”
Which is immeasurably more significant than any of Roosh’s bilious exhalations.
… Okay, this is just going by my experience, but isn’t that immediately drying up the opposite of what happens in the few minutes after orgasm?
I honestly don’t think Roosh has ever had fully consensual sex.
*Minus the extra “That.” Phone typing.
Honestly, I’m more surprised if a cisgendered man actually knows how a vagina works than when he doesn’t. Cis women at least can get some hands-on experience with our own equipment.
The amount of people who don’t know how a goddamned vagina works is staggering. You’d think for a group of people who want it so badly, PUAs would at least ask, or Google that shit.
Though, I blame the whole “abstinence only” sex education bullshit when it comes to the people of the good ol’ US of A.
I’m extremely sorry that I’ve read this post.
Having been well acquainted by now with the emotional and moral, as well as intellectual, degeneration of manurespherians, I thought nothing that comes from their mouths (or from under their fingertips) can revolt me any more.
I was wrong.
“Postponed nut” (oh, dear) is not Roosh-the-Doosh’s problem. Postponed, or rather permanently and dangerously arrested development is.
@M.
“I honestly don’t think Roosh has ever had fully consensual sex.”
I think that’s obvious. And very scary.