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"A man’s nut is sacred," pickup douchebag Roosh V declares. And it gets worse from there.

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Roosh V: One Giant Warning Sign

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The lovely piece of human garbage that is Roosh Valizadeh recently posted a helpful little list of “6 Warning Signs A Girl Isn’t Worth A Relationship.”

It’s a bit of an ironic list, in that Roosh, a self-described expat “love tourist” who makes his living giving men terrible dating advice, inadvertently provides any “girls” reading his list 6 Clear Warning Signs That Roosh is an Angry Sexual Predator Who Should Be Avoided at All Costs.

Roosh starts by warning his readers about the terrible plague of the music changers.

The first thing I do when get a girl over to my shack is put on some music. Depending on the mood I’m trying to set, I’ll go with something like The Weeknd, Vanessa da Mata, or Michael Jackson. As I’m making drinks, if she goes to the laptop, cuts off my music, then pulls up her own music on YouTube, she’s only getting fucked that night and never again. Even though she wants to play “this one song,” I cut her crap off and put mine back on. I say, “If you wanted to listen to your music you should’ve invited me to your place.”

Anyone that touchy about someone changing his music is not exactly great boyfriend material.

Several more items reveal Roosh to be someone who bristles with rage whenever a woman, in his mind, disrespects him. If a woman texts someone while on a date and doesn’t apologize for it, for example, Roosh feels that “you might as well hand her your balls.”

And then his list gets very dark indeed. TRIGGER WARNING for rape apologia dark.

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The Fifth Horseman of the Warning Sign Apocalypse is this: Asking you to postpone your orgasm so she can gain more pleasure.”

As Roosh sees it,

If you’re about to bust your nut and a girl does tells you “No” or “Wait,” she’s an inconsiderate slut who is now causing you direct harm.

Wat.

A man’s nut is sacred, and for her to impede that should be criminal. I’m serious.

Backing away now.

One time a girl postponed my nut and then I lost it completely. I couldn’t get it back and I was left with minor groin pain. I never contacted her again.

What a terrible assault on Roosh’s manhood. He once experienced MINOR GROIN PAIN. That evil harlot should be locked up for life for the crime of a dude not having an orgasm once.

If all this seems a bit rapey, well, it gets worse with item #6: “Not urging you to continue pumping even if it’s starting to cause her discomfort,” in which Roosh explains that girlfriend-quality “girls” shouldn’t be permitted to say “stop” after agreeing to let a dude’s penis in.

I’ll tell you what love is: when a girl begs you to keep going even though you know she already came, even though she’s drying up, and even though you know it’s causing her pain.

I suppose it could be “love.” It could also be a rather different emotion known as “fear.” Fear that the angry, woman-hating asshole fucking you, who seems to erupt in rage whenever a woman disagrees with him, will flip out if you ask him to stop. And will keep going regardless.

If she tells you to stop the millisecond after she gets her nut, without you getting yours, I want you to tell her that the point of having sex with women is so a man doesn’t have to use his hand, and that she has performed below the hand.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

That’s why we do all this shit to bang women—to get our nut. If she can’t do that for us, then she’s useless as a living being.

If anyone tries to tell you that the “red pill” is really just about self-improvement for men, ask them to explain this.

If someone shows you an article from A Voice for Men arguing that “rape culture isn’t real,” show them this, and ask why they ran a long-two part interview with Roosh in which the interviewer wrote that Roosh was “a deep thinker,” and “a layered, tempered and earnest guy, who truly wants to help other men in their most basic and primal of life goals,” adding “I got nothing but respect for the guy.”

Roosh, you may recall, has also proposed legalizing rape on private property, which he bizarrely claims will bring an end to rape. I think it’s fairly clear that Roosh has no interest in ending rape. What he wants is for people to stop calling it rape. As he sees it, women saying “no” or “stop” or “get off me” are all an affront to the “sacred nut.” And we can’t have that.

EDIT: Minor edits to clarify a point.

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Bostonian
Bostonian
5 years ago

If he digs his way to Hell, will he please just stay there?

dudeinthewoods
dudeinthewoods
5 years ago

I think that is the creepiest way I’ve seen cum described, whats with the reverance?

Sarah
Sarah
5 years ago

That picture of him creeps me out. His eyes look dead.

Subtract Hominem, the Renegade Misandroid
Subtract Hominem, the Renegade Misandroid
5 years ago

So, if a nut is wasted, Roosh gets quite irate? Who’s this guy think he is?

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
5 years ago

If the “nut” is sacred then why are they giving it away so easily?

robteix
5 years ago

I can’t joke about this. I found his whole list disturbing. This is most definitely a dangerous individual and I honesty feel sad for any unfortunate woman to be fooled into being near him 🙁

Chaos-Engineer
Chaos-Engineer
5 years ago

Does the music-changing thing actually happen in real life?

I actually agree with him that it’s a red flag – fiddling around with somebody else’s laptop without permission is rude and an indicator of possible boundary issues. But it’s so obviously rude that I wouldn’t think it would happen very often. Maybe there’s some aspect of his personality that makes him appealing to people with boundary issues? Or maybe he doesn’t have a lot of experience with women, and he’s just imagining the sort of rude behavior that a woman might exhibit if she visited his apartment?

zarathustratheserpent
5 years ago

If he digs his way to Hell, will he please just stay there?

Roosh’s place in Hell is indeed an interesting question. Does he belong in Circle 5, Ring 1 for violence as a rapist? Or does he belong in Circle 8, Malaboge 1 for panderers and seducers as a fraud. Perhaps it’s best to let the devils decide.

Spindrift
Spindrift
5 years ago

Maybe she got sick of you hogging the tunes and wanted to share some of what she likes, Roosh. Some humans like to share experiences when getting to know eachother. Though it would be better if she asked permission before touching your stuff, and then disinfected her hand afterwards.

isidore13
isidore13
5 years ago

If number 1 were about messing with his stuff, I would understand that because that is both super rude and really invasive to do that. But it’s not about that for him, it’s about the rapey control he needs to have over women.

M.K. Hajdin
5 years ago

I’m with robtelx; this is too sickening for me to joke about.

lkeke35
5 years ago

Every young woman, should be required to read this drivel so they’ll know. Just so they know. Especially pretty, White, American girls who claims not to need feminism. See! This is exactly what men like Roosh, think of women. This is why they need feminism.

And on the positive side, at least he’s being right up front about this crap, so people can document it, point at it and say, this is what the MRA / misogynists are all about.

Oh I saw this on the SPLA and thought it seemd relevant, as this is often what I’ve heard on WHTM, on how such people live and think. Just replace the words racism with misogyny and you’ve got a near perfect description of an MRA.

http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/publications/White-Homicide-Worldwide

lacerta viridis
lacerta viridis
5 years ago

I’ll tell you what love is: when a girl begs you to keep going even though you know she already came, even though she’s drying up, and even though you know it’s causing her pain.

Yeah, I have been that girl and trust me, it wasn’t love, it was a desperate desire to get it over with as soon as possible without causing an argument.

(Also maybe it’s just me, but the way he insists on referring to an orgasm exclusively as a ‘nut’ gets kind of weirdly creepy after a while.)

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

@ Ikkeke35

That was interesting; thank you for posting that. There does seem to be a bit of a Venn diagram situation in terms of the profile doesn’t there?

There is one difference it seems to me though. I’ve always been curious about whether the MRA types actually believe the crap they spout and whether they really *want* something. I think that, with the possible exception of a few younger naive types, they don’t. It’s all an excuse for their primary motivation which is getting kicks from harassing/terrifying women.

Whilst I’m sure some racists also enjoy that, I suspect that if they got what they purport to want (i.e. a society with no non white people) they’d think they’d achieved something and be ‘happy’ with the result. [Please note, I’m not suggesting there’s anything worthy in racists’ aims]

If you gave the MRA’s everything they say they want (a utopia of robot sex devoid of any actual women with no draft, where men lived into their 90s and no one chasing them for child support) they’d actually be really dissapointed because there would be no women to abuse for its own sake.

In summary, if all the black people left the country the racists would rejoice but if all the women did the misogynists would say “come back, we have no one to make rape threats to”.

ſoǝ Klǝɯɯǝɹ (@JoeKlemmer)

First, I have nothing to say about that disgusting piece of filth who is the antithesis of a “real man.” Second, I’m such an old phart. At first I was confused as to why someone would try to use my laptop to change the music on my CD player.

loganbacon
loganbacon
5 years ago

Why would any woman fuck this guy? He’s not pleasant, he’s not smart, he’s not attractive, he has shitty hygeine – just ugh.

Linux
Linux
5 years ago

Roosh perfoms lower than my dildo (if I had one)

So if a man hasnt an orgasm…its because the woman is useless and worthless and a slut and all evil in the world…

But what about if its the other way around? Is the guy also useless then?

I doubt the he can “bang” a woman well.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
5 years ago

Doosh
“I’ll tell you what love is: when a girl begs you to keep going even though you know she already came, even though she’s drying up, and even though you know it’s causing her pain.”

“Of course I would never think about her feelings or care if she is in pain because it’s all about me and my peen but women are the ones who have the inability to love and are selfish”

My heart breaks for anyone who had to raise this little (Lea, you may cuss for me if you want to) and for any woman who has or will be with him.

Robert
Robert
5 years ago

Shorter Roosh: “Rule One, it’s all about ME. There is no Rule Two.”

Somehow, it’s hard for me to imagine him being this refulgently awful in his day to day life. It would be exhausting, for one thing.

katz
5 years ago

He’s so obsessed with getting his nut you’d think he was a squirrel.

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

Um, Roosh? If women are routinely dry during sex with you, you’re really, really bad at sex. If the rapiness isn’t enough to put women off you (and it is), that ought to do it.

katz
5 years ago

He should be grateful he doesn’t have to do this.

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

And this is a big reason why I don’t want to get back into dating.

One, it wears me out physically. I don’t have the energy to do dating, especially with someone who likes to go hang out at bars and the like. I’d rather stay home and watch movies on the couch, and I’d love to be able to find someone who could do that with me.

Two, there’s always the worry that I’ll run into assholes like this, and I don’t want to fucking deal with them. I’d rather gargle broken glass than listen to them worship their peens.

It’s not that I don’t want a relationship, mind you. I’d be happy to get back into one, should the right person come along. Right now…the energy I’d have to expend just isn’t worth it.

To any MRAs/PUAs who would try to convince me their dick is amazing and/or they wouldn’t fuck me with it, I’ve purchased dicks bigger than yours, in all shapes, colors, and sizes. They vibrate, they thrust, they even simulate ejaculation, and the best part? They don’t hop out of their drawers and try to give me irrelevant opinions on my body, or on how to pleasure myself.

Relationships aren’t all about your dick. Your dick is easily replaceable. Relationships are more about wanting to connect with a person emotionally, not just in the carnal sense. Yes, you’ll be cared for and about, but you also have to care for/about the other person as well to make it work.

In other words, stop being such selfish, cock-worshiping ninnies.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/168eb9c7d78591bc5a80a8d8b92c3560/tumblr_n68vygmIjA1t0aksqo1_500.gif

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

katz | March 21, 2015 at 8:02 pm
He should be grateful he doesn’t have to do this.

He thinks he does. What with all the washing, and the flirting, and the wimmenz who don’t put out immediately because he has a dick…

Leda Atomica
Leda Atomica
5 years ago

This amount of specific obsession cannot be good for anyone. He dispenses these pellets of advice from the caves of his tiny, angry mind in order to extend this obsession to other tiny, angry men. (And this is not a sizeist thing, I mean tiny as in petty, small-minded, cramped inner world)
He is asking for other men to punish women for him, because his own reach isn’t big enough (still not being sizeist, I swear).

English isn’t my first language, but is ‘nut’ really a widely used term for an orgasm? Because my mind wouldn’t connect the two at all so I kept having Ice Age flashbacks while reading this post.

chevrolet9
5 years ago

That was really uncomfortably TMI. I feel like I know way too much about his actual sex life now, and I’m embarrassed for him. The only encouraging thing is the comments on the original post, where even his own followers seem confused and are telling him he’s doing it wrong.

Luzbelitx
5 years ago

He’s so obsessed with getting his nut you’d think he was a squirrel.

chevrolet9
5 years ago

Leda Atomica,

English is my first language and I was wondering if it was a regional thing in the US or something. I’ve only heard it used as a crass bro-y verb, but never as a noun, never “get my nut” or “my nut is sacred” for eff’s sake. It makes the whole post way weirder for me.

Flying Mouse
Flying Mouse
5 years ago

I had no idea that certain people’s orgasms were such a sacred event, worth a partner even enduring pain in order to behold them. Roosh has made me wonder about what kind of thing could ever compare? Maybe seeing Haley’s comet sail over a rainbow while an ivory billed woodpecker and a dodo bird sang “Hooked on a Feeling.”

Nah, that sounds entirely too pedestrian. Not holy enough.

What a blessed life I have been living, and I didn’t even know it. I feel honored to have been present for so many “nuts,” as our intrepid sexual adventurer so delightfully phrases it. I feel doubly honored that none of those were with a PUA.

Leda Atomica
Leda Atomica
5 years ago

Even more confusing since ‘nut’ is already euphemism for a sacret sexual thing, I was just wondering why the singular when I read the headline.

theladyzombie
5 years ago

He really needs to be in prison.

teabug
teabug
5 years ago

Swing and a miss, Roosh.

Mitchel
5 years ago

I wish I could get the email addresses of Roosh’s followers. They apparently will buy/believe anything. I mean, at least some PUA’s put out a somewhat believable product/story for gullible men. Roosh on the other hand sucks with women anywhere he goes. Maybe it’s not “game” that’s the problem?

Leda Atomica
Leda Atomica
5 years ago

I bought my nut online for 17.99. It takes two AA-batteries and has a stepless controller. So maybe the big deal eludes me?
It doesn’t even mind when I change songs before, during or after.

GhostBird
GhostBird
5 years ago

I swear to god, Roosh’ beard takes up more of his face every time I see it. Maybe it’s sentient and trying to take over in an attempt to stop the awful, awful shit that comes out of its host’s mouth.

And as for the actual content of the post…..I’ve need had a stronger desire to cold cock someone. Instead, I’m going to drink cider, take a bath, and luxuriate in not being the human equivalent of a plantar wart.

portlantonio
5 years ago

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t obsession with bodily fluids associated with many deterioring mental states? Dude is obviously terrible regardless, but his downward spiral as of late suggests a health issue.
Regardless, He’s getting worse. His life will not end well if this continues. Hopefully he doesn’t hurt any one (else) before then.

Fnoicby
Fnoicby
5 years ago

Ikeke, fascinating link. The profile of the typical Stormfront.org visitor does seem a tad…familiar. I only got as far as the bit about Luka Magnotta. I live in Canada and I haven’t seen ANY mention in the mainstream media of him being associated with Stormfront.org or any possibility of him having been racially motivated.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
5 years ago

There was an interview with Roosh a while back, where he explained that he literally believes that his orgasm is the only one that matters. Something something blah blah nature, something something shouldn’t have to be good in bed or else that’s the only thing a woman will want out of you. But yeah, this is his thing.

I think he wants to be the buyer in a market of women, browsing around to see what they will offer him. If they please him, he will date them. So he wants everything in the relationship to be all about him (and even normal relationship stuff like doing nice things to be only one way) with the power to move on if the woman in question doesn’t live up to his standards. Which means he gets enraged when women have the ability to reject him because of those standards, and he therefore can’t leverage any power over them.

A woman to him is an item that provides a function; sex. If his masterbation with that item is interupted or altered in any way, that makes him think that item is useless.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
5 years ago

If a nut is sacred, doesn’t that mean busting it would be sacrilage?

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
5 years ago

“He’s so obsessed with getting his nut you’d think he was a squirrel.”
http://youtu.be/RvRe6lFkOZ0

michael_the_rabbit
michael_the_rabbit
5 years ago

You couldn’t make this shit up. There was a time when ROK ran actual pickup advice, even if laced with misogyny, that could be appealing to widening group of single, clueless men, but posts like this are gonna repulse even garden-variety douchebags. If Roosh does not care about basic decency, he could at least care about keeping his readers and views.

Or there is also a possibility that Roosh’s fans already accept this line of reasoning. WHTM posts are usually amusing or baffling, but this one pants-shittingly terrifies me, and I’m a man.

michael_the_rabbit
michael_the_rabbit
5 years ago

PS Could you please provide a link?

Catalpa
Catalpa
5 years ago

I’ve only ever heard the phrase “bust a nut” in terms of acheiving orgasm, never “getting your nut”. I think Roosh might have mixed his metaphors while spending all his effort being focused on being the slimiest, most sociopathic rapist he could be.

Seriously, most of these chucklefucks at least give lip service to things being ‘equal’. Roosh literally says “A girl (never a woman) causing me minor discomfort during sex should be literally considered a criminal, but I should be able to cause girls as much pain and discomfort as I want without being questioned or told to stop!”

Jenny (@dontgiveah00t)

@Catalpa, exactly! Sex is a zero-sum game for Roosh – if she isn’t miserable and/or denying herself for his sake, he can’t be happy.

Robert
Robert
5 years ago

Somehow, this reminded me of a poem by the late Essex Hemphill, written during the height of the AIDS crisis in the 1980s:
“Now we think as we fuck/ This nut could kill me,
This kiss could / turn to stone.”

Which is immeasurably more significant than any of Roosh’s bilious exhalations.

M.
M.
5 years ago

I’ll tell you what love is: when a girl begs you to keep going even though you know she already came, even though she’s drying up, and even though you know it’s causing her pain.

… Okay, this is just going by my experience, but isn’t that immediately drying up the opposite of what happens in the few minutes after orgasm?

I honestly don’t think Roosh has ever had fully consensual sex.

M.
M.
5 years ago

*Minus the extra “That.” Phone typing.

Paradoxical Intention
5 years ago

M. | March 21, 2015 at 10:07 pm
I honestly don’t think Roosh has ever had fully consensual sex.

Honestly, I’m more surprised if a cisgendered man actually knows how a vagina works than when he doesn’t. Cis women at least can get some hands-on experience with our own equipment.

The amount of people who don’t know how a goddamned vagina works is staggering. You’d think for a group of people who want it so badly, PUAs would at least ask, or Google that shit.

Though, I blame the whole “abstinence only” sex education bullshit when it comes to the people of the good ol’ US of A.

Aunt Edna
Aunt Edna
5 years ago

I’m extremely sorry that I’ve read this post.

Having been well acquainted by now with the emotional and moral, as well as intellectual, degeneration of manurespherians, I thought nothing that comes from their mouths (or from under their fingertips) can revolt me any more.

I was wrong.

“Postponed nut” (oh, dear) is not Roosh-the-Doosh’s problem. Postponed, or rather permanently and dangerously arrested development is.

Aunt Edna
Aunt Edna
5 years ago

@M.

“I honestly don’t think Roosh has ever had fully consensual sex.”

I think that’s obvious. And very scary.

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