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The lovely piece of human garbage that is Roosh Valizadeh recently posted a helpful little list of “6 Warning Signs A Girl Isn’t Worth A Relationship.”
It’s a bit of an ironic list, in that Roosh, a self-described expat “love tourist” who makes his living giving men terrible dating advice, inadvertently provides any “girls” reading his list 6 Clear Warning Signs That Roosh is an Angry Sexual Predator Who Should Be Avoided at All Costs.
Roosh starts by warning his readers about the terrible plague of the music changers.
The first thing I do when get a girl over to my shack is put on some music. Depending on the mood I’m trying to set, I’ll go with something like The Weeknd, Vanessa da Mata, or Michael Jackson. As I’m making drinks, if she goes to the laptop, cuts off my music, then pulls up her own music on YouTube, she’s only getting fucked that night and never again. Even though she wants to play “this one song,” I cut her crap off and put mine back on. I say, “If you wanted to listen to your music you should’ve invited me to your place.”
Anyone that touchy about someone changing his music is not exactly great boyfriend material.
Several more items reveal Roosh to be someone who bristles with rage whenever a woman, in his mind, disrespects him. If a woman texts someone while on a date and doesn’t apologize for it, for example, Roosh feels that “you might as well hand her your balls.”
And then his list gets very dark indeed. TRIGGER WARNING for rape apologia dark.
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The Fifth Horseman of the Warning Sign Apocalypse is this: “Asking you to postpone your orgasm so she can gain more pleasure.”
As Roosh sees it,
If you’re about to bust your nut and a girl does tells you “No” or “Wait,” she’s an inconsiderate slut who is now causing you direct harm.
Wat.
A man’s nut is sacred, and for her to impede that should be criminal. I’m serious.
Backing away now.
One time a girl postponed my nut and then I lost it completely. I couldn’t get it back and I was left with minor groin pain. I never contacted her again.
What a terrible assault on Roosh’s manhood. He once experienced MINOR GROIN PAIN. That evil harlot should be locked up for life for the crime of a dude not having an orgasm once.
If all this seems a bit rapey, well, it gets worse with item #6: “Not urging you to continue pumping even if it’s starting to cause her discomfort,” in which Roosh explains that girlfriend-quality “girls” shouldn’t be permitted to say “stop” after agreeing to let a dude’s penis in.
I’ll tell you what love is: when a girl begs you to keep going even though you know she already came, even though she’s drying up, and even though you know it’s causing her pain.
I suppose it could be “love.” It could also be a rather different emotion known as “fear.” Fear that the angry, woman-hating asshole fucking you, who seems to erupt in rage whenever a woman disagrees with him, will flip out if you ask him to stop. And will keep going regardless.
If she tells you to stop the millisecond after she gets her nut, without you getting yours, I want you to tell her that the point of having sex with women is so a man doesn’t have to use his hand, and that she has performed below the hand.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
That’s why we do all this shit to bang women—to get our nut. If she can’t do that for us, then she’s useless as a living being.
If anyone tries to tell you that the “red pill” is really just about self-improvement for men, ask them to explain this.
If someone shows you an article from A Voice for Men arguing that “rape culture isn’t real,” show them this, and ask why they ran a long-two part interview with Roosh in which the interviewer wrote that Roosh was “a deep thinker,” and “a layered, tempered and earnest guy, who truly wants to help other men in their most basic and primal of life goals,” adding “I got nothing but respect for the guy.”
Roosh, you may recall, has also proposed legalizing rape on private property, which he bizarrely claims will bring an end to rape. I think it’s fairly clear that Roosh has no interest in ending rape. What he wants is for people to stop calling it rape. As he sees it, women saying “no” or “stop” or “get off me” are all an affront to the “sacred nut.” And we can’t have that.
EDIT: Minor edits to clarify a point.
If he digs his way to Hell, will he please just stay there?
I think that is the creepiest way I’ve seen cum described, whats with the reverance?
That picture of him creeps me out. His eyes look dead.
So, if a nut is wasted, Roosh gets quite irate? Who’s this guy think he is?
If the “nut” is sacred then why are they giving it away so easily?
I can’t joke about this. I found his whole list disturbing. This is most definitely a dangerous individual and I honesty feel sad for any unfortunate woman to be fooled into being near him 🙁
Does the music-changing thing actually happen in real life?
I actually agree with him that it’s a red flag – fiddling around with somebody else’s laptop without permission is rude and an indicator of possible boundary issues. But it’s so obviously rude that I wouldn’t think it would happen very often. Maybe there’s some aspect of his personality that makes him appealing to people with boundary issues? Or maybe he doesn’t have a lot of experience with women, and he’s just imagining the sort of rude behavior that a woman might exhibit if she visited his apartment?
Roosh’s place in Hell is indeed an interesting question. Does he belong in Circle 5, Ring 1 for violence as a rapist? Or does he belong in Circle 8, Malaboge 1 for panderers and seducers as a fraud. Perhaps it’s best to let the devils decide.
Maybe she got sick of you hogging the tunes and wanted to share some of what she likes, Roosh. Some humans like to share experiences when getting to know eachother. Though it would be better if she asked permission before touching your stuff, and then disinfected her hand afterwards.
If number 1 were about messing with his stuff, I would understand that because that is both super rude and really invasive to do that. But it’s not about that for him, it’s about the rapey control he needs to have over women.
I’m with robtelx; this is too sickening for me to joke about.
Every young woman, should be required to read this drivel so they’ll know. Just so they know. Especially pretty, White, American girls who claims not to need feminism. See! This is exactly what men like Roosh, think of women. This is why they need feminism.
And on the positive side, at least he’s being right up front about this crap, so people can document it, point at it and say, this is what the MRA / misogynists are all about.
Oh I saw this on the SPLA and thought it seemd relevant, as this is often what I’ve heard on WHTM, on how such people live and think. Just replace the words racism with misogyny and you’ve got a near perfect description of an MRA.
http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/publications/White-Homicide-Worldwide
Yeah, I have been that girl and trust me, it wasn’t love, it was a desperate desire to get it over with as soon as possible without causing an argument.
(Also maybe it’s just me, but the way he insists on referring to an orgasm exclusively as a ‘nut’ gets kind of weirdly creepy after a while.)
@ Ikkeke35
That was interesting; thank you for posting that. There does seem to be a bit of a Venn diagram situation in terms of the profile doesn’t there?
There is one difference it seems to me though. I’ve always been curious about whether the MRA types actually believe the crap they spout and whether they really *want* something. I think that, with the possible exception of a few younger naive types, they don’t. It’s all an excuse for their primary motivation which is getting kicks from harassing/terrifying women.
Whilst I’m sure some racists also enjoy that, I suspect that if they got what they purport to want (i.e. a society with no non white people) they’d think they’d achieved something and be ‘happy’ with the result. [Please note, I’m not suggesting there’s anything worthy in racists’ aims]
If you gave the MRA’s everything they say they want (a utopia of robot sex devoid of any actual women with no draft, where men lived into their 90s and no one chasing them for child support) they’d actually be really dissapointed because there would be no women to abuse for its own sake.
In summary, if all the black people left the country the racists would rejoice but if all the women did the misogynists would say “come back, we have no one to make rape threats to”.
First, I have nothing to say about that disgusting piece of filth who is the antithesis of a “real man.” Second, I’m such an old phart. At first I was confused as to why someone would try to use my laptop to change the music on my CD player.
Why would any woman fuck this guy? He’s not pleasant, he’s not smart, he’s not attractive, he has shitty hygeine – just ugh.
Roosh perfoms lower than my dildo (if I had one)
So if a man hasnt an orgasm…its because the woman is useless and worthless and a slut and all evil in the world…
But what about if its the other way around? Is the guy also useless then?
I doubt the he can “bang” a woman well.
Doosh
“I’ll tell you what love is: when a girl begs you to keep going even though you know she already came, even though she’s drying up, and even though you know it’s causing her pain.”
“Of course I would never think about her feelings or care if she is in pain because it’s all about me and my peen but women are the ones who have the inability to love and are selfish”
My heart breaks for anyone who had to raise this little (Lea, you may cuss for me if you want to) and for any woman who has or will be with him.
Shorter Roosh: “Rule One, it’s all about ME. There is no Rule Two.”
Somehow, it’s hard for me to imagine him being this refulgently awful in his day to day life. It would be exhausting, for one thing.
He’s so obsessed with getting his nut you’d think he was a squirrel.
Um, Roosh? If women are routinely dry during sex with you, you’re really, really bad at sex. If the rapiness isn’t enough to put women off you (and it is), that ought to do it.
He should be grateful he doesn’t have to do this.
And this is a big reason why I don’t want to get back into dating.
One, it wears me out physically. I don’t have the energy to do dating, especially with someone who likes to go hang out at bars and the like. I’d rather stay home and watch movies on the couch, and I’d love to be able to find someone who could do that with me.
Two, there’s always the worry that I’ll run into assholes like this, and I don’t want to fucking deal with them. I’d rather gargle broken glass than listen to them worship their peens.
It’s not that I don’t want a relationship, mind you. I’d be happy to get back into one, should the right person come along. Right now…the energy I’d have to expend just isn’t worth it.
To any MRAs/PUAs who would try to convince me their dick is amazing and/or they wouldn’t fuck me with it, I’ve purchased dicks bigger than yours, in all shapes, colors, and sizes. They vibrate, they thrust, they even simulate ejaculation, and the best part? They don’t hop out of their drawers and try to give me irrelevant opinions on my body, or on how to pleasure myself.
Relationships aren’t all about your dick. Your dick is easily replaceable. Relationships are more about wanting to connect with a person emotionally, not just in the carnal sense. Yes, you’ll be cared for and about, but you also have to care for/about the other person as well to make it work.
In other words, stop being such selfish, cock-worshiping ninnies.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/168eb9c7d78591bc5a80a8d8b92c3560/tumblr_n68vygmIjA1t0aksqo1_500.gif
He thinks he does. What with all the washing, and the flirting, and the wimmenz who don’t put out immediately because he has a dick…
This amount of specific obsession cannot be good for anyone. He dispenses these pellets of advice from the caves of his tiny, angry mind in order to extend this obsession to other tiny, angry men. (And this is not a sizeist thing, I mean tiny as in petty, small-minded, cramped inner world)
He is asking for other men to punish women for him, because his own reach isn’t big enough (still not being sizeist, I swear).
English isn’t my first language, but is ‘nut’ really a widely used term for an orgasm? Because my mind wouldn’t connect the two at all so I kept having Ice Age flashbacks while reading this post.