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Janet "Judgy Bitch" Bloomfield: Make it a felony for a woman to give birth if the father doesn't want a child.

In Janet Bloomfield's world, this guy would be on the government payroll.
In Janet Bloomfield’s world, this guy would be on the government payroll.

Janet “Judgy Bitch” Bloomfield, A Voice for Men’s pseudonymous PR genius, is definitely an out-of-the-box thinker.

Unfortunately, she seems to be an out-of-the-box thinker in the same way that some cats are out-of-the-box poopers, leaving odorous and disgusting little “gifts” everywhere she goes.

Today I want to take a look at one of her recent gifts: her, well, ingenious attempt to answer the question “How do we make society care about men as much as they care about women?”

I’m going to ignore the fact that even the basic premise of this question is backwards. Because her solution is even more backwards, if it’s even possible to be more backwards than completely backwards.

So what is this solution? Make it a felony for a woman to give birth, if the father doesn’t want a child.

Er, what? I’ll let her explain, because I sure can’t:

I’ve written before about legal parental surrender and allowing men to walk away from children they have contributed genetic material to, just as women may do, but having given the issue more thought, I am convinced that will only lead to increased hatred of men, not less. For a law surrounding reproductive rights to create a society that genuinely cares about men, the law needs more bite. …

Here it comes:

No human child may be born without the on going and affirmative consent of the adults involved.

What? What on earth does this even mean?

Gender neutral and perfectly clear. To give birth to a child without the explicit consent of everyone who contributed genetic material should be a felony and the child should immediately be seized and placed for adoption by the state.

Really? Yes, really:

In the beginning, to be sure, we are going to end up seizing a lot of babies under equal reproductive rights, but it will not take long for reality to sink in: make this choice and you will suffer for it.

I’m pretty sure the kid will suffer, too, but that never seems to be an issue with most MRAs.

So does Bloomfield’s, er, ingenious solution mean that men who don’t want children will be able to force women they’ve impregnated into having abortions? Oh, don’t be silly. They can give birth to all the babies they want, assuming they don’t mind nine months of pregnancy and, oh yeah, having the government seize their babies after they’re born.

[N]o one will be forced into abortions they do not want. If a woman falls pregnant with a child the father does not consent to, she will not be forced to abort that child. She is free to follow her conscience and give birth to that child. She will not be allowed to keep it, but she may give birth to it. Marital status will make no difference. If you do not have the consent of the father, the infant will be seized.

Uh, JB, what about those felony charges? You just said that doing this would be a felony. Is it too much for me to ask that your crackpot solution at least be internally consistent?

Apparently so, since she forgets about the felony bit and moves on to some of the wonderful things she thinks will happen if her proposal were to become law.

The most immediate effect of a law like this is that a market for male reproductive services emerges. A 35-year-old woman that no man on the planet has consented to reproduce with has a choice: she can pay a man to consent to parenthood. His consent means that he is obliged to support the resulting child so his fee will be:

Child support + ongoing expenses over 18 years + premium for looks, intelligence, height, etc.

That could be a very sweet deal, and men will suddenly be rather valued by women who choose to forgo any efforts towards attracting men into a mutually beneficial pair-bond.

The always classy Bloomfield illustrates this last point with a picture of feminist writer Jessica Valenti, a woman whom Bloomfield seems just a teensy bit obsessed with. It’s an odd choice, given that Valenti is married and a mother.

Bloomfield goes on to endorse “the presumption of shared parenting” in the wake of a divorce. This is a bit of an old chestnut with the Men’s Rights crowd, but Bloomfield has some, well, original thoughts about the possible consequences of making this the law.

Wanna break up your relationship? Have at it. But you will not take the children with you.

Really? What if your ex has never shown any interest in raising these children? What if your ex is an abuser? Apparently, in Bloomfield’s world, all accusations of abuse directed at men are false accusations. She skips merrily past this issue and indulges in more fantasizing:

This also creates a market. Let’s say a woman whom no man has consented to have a child with desperately wants children. She will have to prove her worth to the man by parenting his existing children brilliantly. This is gender neutral, of course. A man who wishes to have more children will also have to parent a woman’s existing children very well to prove his worth.

Bloomfield’s repeated attempts to claim that her proposals are “gender neutral” are a bit odd, given that the whole point of both proposals is to punish women. I’m not reading between the lines here: she states it outright.

Women have gotten away with shit from time immemorial because we have the babies. No society can live without us. It is the sole source of our value and always will be.

Wait, what? The only reason women have value is because they can give birth? What about those women who can’t have children?

Actually, wait a minute: if women’s worth is determined solely by popping out babies at regular intervals, why am I even bothering to read a blog post by a woman – a blog post the author evidently thinks is worthless, because it’s not a baby?

A society in which all women are brilliant engineers and not one of them will have children is a dead society.

Huh? A society in which all men are trapeze artists and not one of them will have children is also a dead society. You can’t really have much of a society if half the population works a single job. Or if no one in the society ever has kids.

Reproductive equality is the key to making a society that cares about men as much as women. Equality leads to more equality?

Yep.

Lots of women ain’t gonna like that. Tough shit.

Yeah, I don’t think that “equality” is the reason that no decent or sensible person of any gender is going to like Bloomfield’s “solution” here. Somehow I think the whole baby-seizing business is going to be a bigger sticking point. Hell, even a few of the commenters at AVFM had a problem with that part of her proposal.

So the obvious question is: Does Bloomfield really want the government to go into the baby seizing business? Or is this a sort of “outrage clickbait,” an attempt to garner attention by saying the most outrageous thing she can think of?

I’m guessing the truth lies somewhere between these two poles; it’s reminiscent of Roosh’s “stop rape by legalizing it” post not that long ago. Sure, she’s interested in driving traffic to her blog and to AVFM. But she seems to actually believe at least most of the nonsense she posts. And, for what it’s worth, the commenters at AVFM seem to think she’s sincere.

One thing this clearly isn’t is satire – at least not using any definition of the word that anyone outside of AVFM would agree with.

Indeed, the only way this could be considered “satire” would be if Bloomfield was attempting to satirize the sort of terrible person who would actually propose baby seizing as a way to bring about equality.

But Bloomfield isn’t satirizing that sort of terrible person. She is that sort of terrible person.

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zoon echon logon
zoon echon logon
9 years ago

Tina S

Why does it seem to be so difficult for these men to simply take responsibility for their own sex lives and just use a condom or abstain.

Spermjacking! It happens all the time! /s

I guess I do feel bad for guys that are unready to be active fathers or financially support a child. But the bodily autonomy of uterus-havers, the needs of children to eat and have clothes and child care, and the ready availability of condoms make this concern minimal. Certainly, MRA proposed solutions would be much worse than the current system.

Some sort of robust socialized child care system, subsidized m/p-aternity leave, and increased taxpayer support for single parents would solve many MRA gripe-ing points, problems with deadbeat parents, and would be a significant public good. But I can’t imagine fedora libertarians supporting that.

Tracy
9 years ago

I am leaving this here for JB, in case she pops by looking for writing tips.

A Modest Proposal: Study Guide

chronic lurker
chronic lurker
9 years ago

“+premium for looks, intelligence, height, etc.”
Wait, I don’t really understand what she is trying to say here. Is she trying to say that if the progeny is conventionally attractive/intelligent/tall the man gets some sort of cash bonus? Because clearly these “good” genetic traits MUST have been passed down by the father!//sarcasm.
I don’t know if this is really what she is trying to say, but that’s how I interpreted that line.
If that’s the case, I don’t think JB understands how alleles work. Aside from the gross breeding/euthenics-type connotations, this completely disregards everything we know about quantitative genetics.

Cause to MRAs, Misogyny>An entire field of genetic research.

Nequam
Nequam
9 years ago

@Salty: I was afraid there’d be a sarcasm fail here, given the nature of the Internet.

Read it as if someone was saying “He’s like Peter Dinklage except, y’know, *short*.”

Nequam
Nequam
9 years ago

(Just to add, I am not trying to impugn your intelligence, Salty. It’s just that it’s very easy for online tone to get flattened out. Tends to reinforce things like Poe’s Law too.)

samantha
9 years ago
Reply to  Bina

I have a better idea: How about any man who doesn’t want to risk a pregnancy, take equal responsibility for birth control, go halfsies for an abortion, or be pursued for child support, keep his zipper done up and never have sex?

Oh, no, Bina – that will NEVER work. You see, it is misandry to ask or expect men to assume that responsibility! After all, it is evil women who seduce men into sex, and it is the same evil women who then get pregnant. They have to pay and be properly punished for being attractive to men and, with malice aforethought, stealing their swimmies in order to get pregnant.

After all, as little miss judgybitch seems to feel, we have to give men complete control over women, because anything less is inequality and misandry.

And pigs are purple and fly little boys to the moon…and I have a bridge to sell you!

samantha
9 years ago

Seeing as how we’re 3D printing some skin and such, I see no reason to believe we can’t come up with a better baby incubator one day.

Ummm…I have a question, LBT. What is wrong with the baby incubator we currently have? Pregnancy and childbirth, assuming a)that one wants a child and b) the repubs have not eliminated health care for women, are natural and wonderful experiences, at least for many women. And I believe that the socialization to become human begins in the womb. This is where the developing child hears her/his mothers voice and heartbeat and, possibly, is exposed to the hormonal/chemical shifts that the mother is going through.

I realize that I speak from my own experiences, having borne four living children. I would not exchange that for any artificial womb or substitute in the ‘verse.

M.
M.
9 years ago

So, uh… This might’ve been asked already, but how does this mesh with MRAs and Republicans alike wanting abortion (and, in some cases, even miscarriage) to be a criminal offense?

M.
M.
9 years ago

@samantha

Well, I’ll admit that this is just selfishness on my part, but I’m 1. Infertile, 2. Gay, 3. Without friends or family who could surrogate for free, 4. Living in a country where paid surrogacy is illegal and 5. Living in a country where gay adoption is illegal. So, as much as I’d give anything to be a mother, artificial wombs are pretty much my only option unless I move back to the USA. =/

samantha
9 years ago
Reply to  M.

Well, I’ll admit that this is just selfishness on my part, but I’m 1. Infertile, 2. Gay, 3. Without friends or family who could surrogate for free, 4. Living in a country where paid surrogacy is illegal and 5. Living in a country where gay adoption is illegal. So, as much as I’d give anything to be a mother, artificial wombs are pretty much my only option unless I move back to the USA. =/

No, M., not selfishness. If you wish to be a parent and have the love to give, nothing could be less selfish. My sister was gay and infertile. I was willing to carry a child for her, but she was diagnosed with MS, which rapidly advanced and made it impossible for her to take care of a child. It ultimately killed her.

Gay adoption should be no less legal than any other, and I am sorry that you live where it is illegal. It is absurd and cruel, to both children who need homes and adults who want to give them good homes, to deny gay folk the right to adopt.

I really wish that there was something available to you that would allow you to be a mom. I know it sounds strange, considering the overpopulation problem, but I think that the world needs more good moms and dads.

technicolorstatic
9 years ago

I got out of the boat. I’m so sorry I got out of the boat. But listen, I couldn’t even get back the LOOOOONG comment from GWW she was working through. I mean that was special. The gist of it was that the problem with conservatives AND feminists is that for some reason (ahem ahem, misandry), they BOTH think rape is inexcusable and we should put men who do it in jail.

Zolnier
Zolnier
9 years ago

@isidore13

A horrible dehumanizing system to be sure, though at least we could douse MRAs with anti libido drugs.

Serious mode, the author of The Giver wrote a sequel from the perspective of a birthmother a while back. I quite enjoyed the first half of it or so. You don’t see many YA novels with mothers as protagonists.

th1stle
th1stle
9 years ago

I hope Judgy gets her meds sorted out. She’s really lost touch with reality… 🙁

And I know that’s a sh*t thing to say, to accuse a woman of being mentally ill in order to make her arguments invalid… But this woman is not making any sense.

I know she’s aligned herself with AVfM to make money, gain fame and have the protection of the men who would otherwise harm her if she stood up for her own rights. What was that quote from the ‘Mummy’? “Better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path.”

M.
M.
9 years ago

@samantha

Thankyou, heh. ^^; The world is catching up in that respect, but it’s just so slow… One day, hopefully. Sorry for bringing the thread down, but that’s a bit of a sore spot for me, heh.

@th1stle

How about no? Being an asshole is not a mental illness. A lot of regulars here do have mental illnesses/disorders/disabilities, and you’ll notice that we aren’t assholes. Also, her bullshit is pretty clearly calculated to provoke as much of a response as possible – hell, she’s outright admitted it on more than one occasion. Her not making sense is deliberate.

You’re right that being ableist is shitty, though, so, y’know. You’ve got that going for you. Which is nice.

Kootiepatra
9 years ago

So, uh… This might’ve been asked already, but how does this mesh with MRAs and Republicans alike wanting abortion (and, in some cases, even miscarriage) to be a criminal offense?

Easy; to MRAs, abortion is an important get-out-of-fatherhood-free card, even (especially?) if the mother does not want to abort. It’s the only way men can be freed from the tyranny of women’s butts. Or something.

But when a woman wants an abortion, that is a sign of hypergamy, loose morals, degeneration of society in general and femininity in particular. It means the evil feminist cabal is encouraging women to leave hearth & home to, like, have ambitions and careers and cheat on their beta mates and stuff. And what’s worse, men can’t legally stop her from doing it.

tl;dr – To MRAs, abortion is good if the man wants it, but bad if the woman wants it, so they see no conflict, because it’s not actually about the fetus at all.

Jackie
Jackie
9 years ago

Buttercup Q. Skullpants, I was thinking the same thing.

And even if there wasn’t sperm banks and/or it became super expensive, a women could just travel, IDK, out of state or country and have a whole lotta one night stands to get knocked up and just not tell the father if she wants a kid that badly. Or maybe they have a good friend that will donate sperm for free? (Not that the thought ever crossed this crack pot’s mind, men and women being friends.) There’s a whole bunch of loopholes to get around paying someone for sperm if someone desperately want kids.

M.
M.
9 years ago

@samantha

Oh, and I’m sorry about your sister. =( Virtual hugs if you want them. Sorry, was going to add this to my last post but got distracted by Th1stle’s stupidity.

(And now, a message from my cat, who jumped on the keyboard while I was typing: wq222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
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opium4themasses
9 years ago

@zoon echo logon It doesn’t matter what support is offered for kids that helps alleviate the need for child support. The MRAs are just gonna find some other reason to be assholes. They already complain that WIC, SNAP, and welfare are forcing taxpayers to support kids. They blame the mothers almost exclusively thogu, when in many cases a man was involved as well.

Though there is something that bothers me about a few reponses here. I think we have fuck all idea what JB’s motivations are. Trying to say she is doing it for male approval strikes me as the same mistake MRAs make when they say feminist men are supporting feminism to get laid.

I think she sincerely holds some abhorrent views, motivations be damned. Her motivation could just as easily be a lack of empathy combined with her finding a deep sense of meaning and fulfilment in her daily life. Shitty views are shitty no matter if they are based on deeply held beliefs.

Sorry for the rant.

katz
9 years ago

Ummm…I have a question, LBT. What is wrong with the baby incubator we currently have? Pregnancy and childbirth, assuming a)that one wants a child and b) the repubs have not eliminated health care for women, are natural and wonderful experiences, at least for many women.

I know pregnancy and delivery was a superspecialmagic thing for you and seriously, more power to you, but for a lot of people, pregnancy is very unpleasant (not to mention sometimes having permanent health consequences or even putting their lives at risk). I’m sure there are lots of people, self included, who would be waaaaaay more inclined to have a baby if there wasn’t that whole 9 months of vomiting thing.

There are lots of potential reasons why artificial wombs might be nice, some of which have already been mentioned, but the bottom line is that having more possible options is better for everyone and it’s not very helpful, and kinda odd, to react to a new option by demanding to know what’s wrong with the existing options.

Bear
Bear
9 years ago

I’ve re-read the article and I still don’t understand what she’s going on about.

Magicat (xyzzy)
9 years ago

I’d love to know which country the dipshit thinks her fantasy utopia could take place in, because (as she’d know if she hadn’t apparently flunked US History) we’d have to dismantle the Constitution of the United States in order for it to come anywhere close.

Until then, we have the sections commonly summed up as “the pursuit of happiness” which would invalidate the law, the bit about the government not being able to carry out punishment without first proving that the person broke a valid law (they can hold the person in jail or require bail, but that’s all), and of course the part about “cruel and unusual punishment” not being allowed even if they do. There’s likely more than that, but those being both in the Constitution and enshrined in case law are enough.

Seriously, sometimes the schemes of MRAs and their female allies remind me all too strongly of the historic videos of convoluted flying contraptions that people came up with prior to the first planes being invented…they have lots of moving parts and might even /look/ viable at first glance, but they’re ultimately as good for flying as flapping our arms in the air. :o)

th1stle
th1stle
9 years ago

But you know what, great idea for a dystopian scifi story.

Paolo Bacigalupi wrote a short story entitled “Pop Squad” about a world where humans have achieved immortality and having children is forbidden. But when women go off the grid in order to have children, there’s a special wing of the police force that goes around to arrest the mothers and… let’s just say they don’t take the kids away to any kind of living facility…

Zolnier
Zolnier
9 years ago

Reminds me of that YA book where if you took an immortality drug, then had a kid, they got sent to basically be raised as indentured servitude.

Catalpa
Catalpa
9 years ago

Sometimes I just wish these chucklefucks would be honest about what they want: men having complete control over womens’ bodies (trans and nonbinary people don’t exist to them), Dude knocks a woman up and wants her to keep the kid? No abortion allowed, forced birth has to happen, it would be immoral to deprive the man of his right to be a father. Dude knocks a woman up and doesn’t want the kid? No childbirth allowed, forced abortion has to happen, it would be immoral to force a man to become a father unwillingly.

Dude wants to have sex with a woman who’s not into it? Too bad lady, should have thought of that before she went to his house/went on a date/accepted a drink/existed while in possession of a vagina. It would be immoral to deprive a man of his NEED for sexual intimacy.

“All rights for me, none for thee,” in short. Ugh. I need to go puke now.

dhag85
9 years ago

I feel like these “solutions” to “problems” in society that only MRAs can see are always completely nonsensical to the rest of us, because MRAs make the assumptions that:

* all women want the same things and act in the same way, always (except for honey badgers, who have managed to free themselves of their natural urges)

* all men want the same things and act in the same way, always (except for manginas, who secretly do want the same things as all other men, but fight those urges in order to get more sex, even though the MRA doctrine is that mangina behavior doesn’t lead to sex, so nevermind)

Basically, every MRA argument ever can be refuted through the one-liner “reality is complex”.

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