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The Protocols of the Elders of Mangina

Not Pictured: Manginas
Not Pictured: Manginas

The dude behind the Black Pill blog — formerly known as Omega Virgin Revolt — has some harsh words for the conspiracy theorists who seem to be everywhere online.

Does he take them to task for the bizarre anti-Semitism that infects their ranks? No. For declaring everything from the Kennedy assassination to the recent record snowfall in Boston to be “False Flags?” No again. For convincing themselves that TV news anchors routinely shape-shift into their reptilian forms and back again while on the air, just to screw with us? No again, again.

What’s got him riled up is their silence on the Mangina Question.

I’ll let him explain.

As we know conspiracy theorists refuse to believe women have any agency. They blame Jews, or the Rockefellers, or demons, or aliens, or the Illuminati, or pretty much anyone but women themselves for the actions of women. They refuse to hold women accountable.

Boy, don’t you just hate it when these conspiracy goobers blame the reptilians for 9/11 instead of the real criminals? That is, ladies. LADIES DID 9/11.

But wait, what about the manginas?

I realized that there is a corollary to this. Conspiracy theory implicitly denies the existence of manginas.

WOAH.

Manginas can not exist in the conspiracy theorist paradigm because they believe that men are always in charge. Maginas serve women, not the other way around, so that goes against everything conspiracy theorists believe in.

DOUBLE WOAH.

However, this is not how reality works. Manginas do exist, and we see them all the time. One of the reasons why that women are able to get away with murder (both figuratively and literally) is because manginas assist them and block those who would old women accountable for their actions. One thing manginas are not is in charge. Manginas are subordinate to women. While women have a lot to answer for, so do manginas.

This is all pretty mindblowing, but it gets worse. Conspiracy theorists don’t just ignore manginaism. THEY ARE THEMSELVES MANGINAS.

By blaming groups of men for women’s actions, conspiracy theorists are manginas. (And they need to be held accountable for assisting women like any other mangina.) This is why conspiracy theorists don’t believe in and don’t want to talk about manginas. If they did, they would be pointing the finger at themselves in addition to admitting that conspiracy theory is a lie.

MIND COMPLETELY BLOWN.

mind_blown

H/T — @WizKhalawya on Twitter

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littlemousling
littlemousling
9 years ago

I particularly love the implication that there are no women among the “Jews, or the Rockefellers, or demons, or aliens, or the Illuminati.”

ianrennieIan
9 years ago

forget Cellar Door, “Conspiracy theory implicitly denies the existence of manginas” is the most beautiful sentence in the English language

Amanda Ching
9 years ago

I try not to be one of those people who nitpicks wording and grammar, but I have to say that I am forever tickled when dipshits like this cannot figure out how to use the word (the one word, not two) of “cannot”. It’s such a basic mistake that whenever I see it on the internet, I immediately know that what follows is going to be something HIGH-larious.

Shalimar
Shalimar
9 years ago

All of that sounds like a conspiracy theory to me. How does he know he isn’t a mangina too?

Vanir (@Vanir85)
9 years ago

Soooo, what kind of things are women doing wrong that are being blamed on reptilians (or aliens, or rich dudes, or whatever)?

Besides, you know, existing.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

Hey, when I help a woman get away with murder it’s in my capacity as getaway driver; she pays me and everything.

http://www.discountassasinationslimited.co.uk

Nequam
Nequam
9 years ago

I particularly love the implication that there are no women among the “Jews, or the Rockefellers, or demons, or aliens, or the Illuminati.”

I suppose he neither knows nor cares that Judaism is matrilineal…

Anyway, I am sad that this man exists and robs oxygen from the lungs of kittens and puppies.

Anenome
Anenome
9 years ago

@ David Futrelle,

I can’t send a link (their site is blocked from my office) but on avfm there is an article blaming 9/11 on feminists, iirc. It’s a few years old and Elam did say he disagreed with it but it’s worth a look

Falconer
Falconer
9 years ago

I CAN NO LONGER SPELL MANGINAS MANGANESE

daeros
9 years ago

what you mean they’re crazy enough to believe in the illuminati yet they don’t believe it would have Female members? Very Strange.

Falconer
Falconer
9 years ago

Strikethrough mammoth!!! *shakes fists*

I CAN NO LONGER SPELL MANGINAS MANGANESE

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
9 years ago

A conspiracy theory (pretending not to be a conspiracy theory) about conspiracy theories. Well, that cleared everything right up.

Here’s a photo of a mangina, which was faked by NASA in 1969 as part of the moon landing hoax. Those wing markings are the result of chemtrails.
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Lea
Lea
9 years ago

They refuse to hold women accountable.

For what and what denotes being held accountable?

Maginas serve women

In what way? I would really love to see him define his terms. These guys are always so vague. What service are women receiving? Being respected as full humans is not the same as holding others in life long unpaid servitude. (That would be what misogynists want from women.) He thinks the opposite of keeping women slaves is keeping men slaves instead of women being free and equal.

However, this is not how reality works.

He thinks he an authority on reality. 😀

Manginas do exist, and we see them all the time.

Examples?

One of the reasons why that women are able to get away with murder (both figuratively and literally)

How do you figuratively murder? Is that like being verbally lynched? What murders do women get away with?

is because manginas assist them

The assist them in murder? Really?

and block those who would old women accountable for their actions.

Block how? Who are those men? How would they hold women accountable for figurative murder? He makes it sound like women who kill are walking the streets everywhere with blood on their hands. Again, he’s got reality back to front. Misogynists who are also rapists are walking the streets free to rape again. This is some weapons grade projection.

One thing manginas are not is in charge. Manginas are subordinate to women. While women have a lot to answer for, so do manginas.

There is a significant portion of the male population that is subordinate to all women? Really?
The evidence for this is what?

What do we have specifically to answer for and in what way does he want us to brought to justice?

He seems to think the situation is dire. Yet, he never specifically tells these men what he thinks they need to do to hold women accountable. If not they are guilty of…things.

Why so vague?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/oh-really-now.gif

It’s almost like he has some self awareness, then BLAM! He ends on pronouncing conspiracy theories false while he substitutes reality with a conspiracy theory.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59sa6ZUBd1qjrg03.gif

Spindrift
Spindrift
9 years ago

This guy hasn’t even scratched the surface! He doesn’t even realise it’s our feminist friends Katie who keep the manginas in check by feeding them bloodwine sweetened with bonbons warmed over scented candles, secretly controlling everything from in their secret tunnels under the sphinx, where the Katies buried their spaceships centuries ago and from where they project their man-oppressing, testosterone-draining frequencies.

Lea
Lea
9 years ago

Katie sounds awesome.

ikanreed
ikanreed
9 years ago

But… wait… if your conspiracy theory conflicts with mine… that means you must be crazy!

Thank god I’m not crazy for my beliefs that, in spite of lacking anywhere near equal representation in virtually every class of power, women control everything.

Spindrift
Spindrift
9 years ago

The ancient Katie oppresser-class battleships look like the mangina in the photo Buttercup posted, only much much bigger and with laser turrets.

Flying Mouse
Flying Mouse
9 years ago

As we know conspiracy theorists refuse to believe women have any agency. They blame Jews, or the Rockefellers, or demons, or aliens, or the Illuminati, or pretty much anyone but women themselves for the actions of women. They refuse to hold women accountable.

Damn straight! Women run everything. All hail the Matriarchs who rule the world with a beautifully manicured iron fist!!!

One of the reasons why that women are able to get away with murder (both figuratively and literally) is because manginas assist them and block those who would old women accountable for their actions. One thing manginas are not is in charge. Manginas are subordinate to women. While women have a lot to answer for, so do manginas.

Oh. So the only thing that keeps women in power is some men letting it happen? Men who are subordinates to women, but also mighty guardians who stand between the wicked females and accountability? And if those dudes would just get out of the way, the evil Fempire would crumble? Because women can’t do anything unless there are dudes holding their purses or paying for dinner?

Kind of telling that in this guy’s fevered tale of female domination, women are only allowed to rule supreme because a group of men are there to prop them up. We can’t even be evil by ourselves.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
9 years ago

“women are only allowed to rule supreme because a group of men are there to prop them up.”

He seems to be saying we should be oppressing you, but some of us are letting the side down. Well I’m sorry but I’m just so busy, not sure I have a lot of time to spare for the misogyny.

AllieCat84
AllieCat84
9 years ago

Thanks to this article, I googled “shape shifting” and read the comments on the first YouTube video I found. I feel so much better about my life now.

Bina
9 years ago

As we know conspiracy theorists refuse to believe women have any agency. They blame Jews, or the Rockefellers, or demons, or aliens, or the Illuminati, or pretty much anyone but women themselves for the actions of women. They refuse to hold women accountable.

Accountable? For WHAT? We haven’t started any wars, invaded any countries, stolen any oil, started any internecine squabbles, planted any bombs…men did. What are we supposed to be accountable FOR? For pointing and laughing at these guys and calling them a bunch of paranoid weirdos? That’s just truth in labelling, son. Holding women responsible for your own failings is what hateful idiots do.

grumpycatisagirl
grumpycatisagirl
9 years ago

I particularly love the implication that there are no women among the “Jews, or the Rockefellers, or demons, or aliens, or the Illuminati.”

Or conspiracy theorists.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
9 years ago

@Spindrift Ancient Katie-mangina cult symbolism is embedded in the very title of this blog: “We Hunted The MamMOTH”. This goes all the way to the top.

Fortunately, I have Dan Brown on speed dial.

because reasons
because reasons
9 years ago

Conspiracy theory implicitly denies the existence of manginas.

Oh, really? Cool story, bro.
Everyone knows the only thing worse than some dumb conspiracy theory is being one of these manginas who perpetuate them and cover for the feeeemales that are the reason conspiracy theories exist…or…uh…sorry, my brain imploded from the logic-hurt.

Myriad
Myriad
9 years ago

One never suspects the Feminist Inquisition! We would be no where without our Mangina Paladins sweeping away our accountability for all the figurative and literal murder! 🙂

MRAs do have a penchant for hyperbole, don’t they? It makes for some first class hilarity.

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