Davis Aurini, the bald half of the Sarkeesian Effect brain trust, has famously declared himself “a huge white nationalist on paper.”
The candid photo above, which I definitely did not assemble using photoshop ten minutes ago, reveals that this is not entirely true. He is, in fact, a tiny white nationalist on paper.
NOTE: When I say that I “definitely did not assemble [this photo] using photoshop ten minutes ago,” this should be taken to mean that, yes, I did in fact assemble this photo using photoshop ten minutes ago. I spent a few minutes of this lovely spring day crudely photoshopping a swastika armband onto a puppy. This is the sort of sacrifice I make for this blog.
Re: Tolkien: He apparently really came to recognize the Orientalism of the Hobbit and Trilogy and had planned to write histories of the other parts of Middle Earth with the explanation the descriptions found in his earlier works should be taken as the POVs of the local/featured peoples.
I’m not sure if that’s mentioned in this article (I’ve read it elsewhere and don’t have the link handy), but seeing it reminded me of this line of duscussion.
http://observationdeck.io9.com/east-middle-earth-a-story-worth-telling-1691586234/+cherylvis
What?
They’re called Redguards. They have a whole video game to themselves.
In Skyrim, Redguards have 50% resistance to poison, and they recover their stamina twice as fast for 60 seconds once per day. Speed is related to height, and while Redguards are taller than Bretons (at 1.005 to 1.000), Orcs are the tallest and therefore the fastest.
In Oblivion and Morrowind, Redguards’ Adrenaline Rush boosts three physical attributes, their speed, and their hit points for 60 seconds, once per day, and they have 75% resistance to poison and disease.
In Arena and Daggerfall, specific stats aren’t provided, but it says Redguards are better with hand weapons, hardier, and less vulnerable to poisons. Daggerfall also says they aren’t related to Nords or Bretons.
… And they’re not african? If anything, they’re pretty clearly Japanese.
But Ulfric does segregate the Dunmer and the Argonians in Windhelm and won’t lift a finger to help anyone but a Nord.
On the other hand, the Thalmor are an occupying force, and the Imperials are their running dogs.
That’s why everyone should bow to me, the Dragonborn. Also I can shout dragons out of the sky.
Huh, I always took them to be African.
Not going to defend Tolkien.
I do think Frodo’s story of trauma and aftermath is the best part of the book.
Huh. That’s strange.
Guess war and honor obsessed culture always training to use swords read samurai-expy to me.
Yeah, but they look African.
I don’t know. I joined the Blades in Oblivion and they handed me a katana. I threw up my hands and just went with it after that.
And it was time well spent!
There’s also the aspect that all the species in fantasy and space opera games get specific racial bonuses to stats. This means that there’s an actual in-world reason for the basic prejudices. It makes sense to treat orcs like dumb thugs, because they are–the wisest orc is at best equivalent to an above-average human.
In Shadowrun, I actually tweaked my setting a bit to move away from using ‘game races’ as a stand-in for actual racism. The old sourcebook, The Neo-Anarchist Guide to North America, had a Chicago section, which basically declared that the metahuman thing got rid of the old-school racism that has always been a big part of the city’s legacy. I decided that was Neo-Anarchist propaganda, and that Chicago was actually one of the only places in the world where your ‘ethnicity’ still mattered at least as much as your ‘race’ in social interactions. (After all, this is a city where, in 2015, it can still matter if you’re Irish vs. Polish.)
Hehe, Shadowrun.
“Not all metahumans are like x, but remember, trolls have a maximum charisma of 4 at chargen”.
Siiiigh.
Hmm, for ethnicity, my comment normally is that I’m part English, part Irish, part Scottish, and part German. (Usually followed up with ‘I argue with myself a lot.’)
Then again, my parents, grandparents, and most of my great-grandparents were born in Canada, and many of my ancestors were living in Canada since before it became a separate country. (The German branch was first; Poor Palatines who fought on the British side of the American Revolution, and kind of weren’t welcome in the U.S.A. after that. The Irish fleeing the Great Famine also count, though not by many years.) I’m about as Canadian as I can get.
Actually, to bethesda’s credit they’ve stripped a lot of the more problematic race-related mechanics over the years. I mean, as recently as Morrowind, trying to make a Redguard mage meant you were in for a hell of an uphill slog at first.
Makes me want to do a Jay and Silent Bob only with a film crew and no violence.
Re: Amanda and the storm cloak/front-
Yeah I figure it’s meant like that. He’s even a charismatic leader with a powerful voice who leverages a legitimate crisis for his own personal power grab.
Falconer | March 16, 2015 at 10:26 am
Or at the very least give me a way to settle the issue myself no matter what beyond “Join the racist-as-oblivion Stormcloaks and kick the Thalmor out of Skyrim, or join the far more welcoming Imperial Army and keep the Thalmor.” I would like a way to deal with the Thalmor, considering how BIG of a deal they were made out to be.
The way I always figured it was that the empire (judging from talking to General Tullius and his second in command, Legate Rikke) didn’t like the Thalmor any more than Ulfric did, and were plotting a counter-attack when Ulfric threw his little fucking rebellion. So now the empire has to devote time and resources that they were going to use to strike back against their own people because Ulfric couldn’t keep his axe in its holster for five fucking minutes and wait for the larger force with more resources to hash out their plans.
Meanwhile, Ulfric wants to go stag against the Thalmor (because two of the elven nations that took the rest of the fucking empire to task against the itty-bitty force that is the Stormcloaks is totes going to go well), and he’s using the banning of the worship of Talos as a bid to gain political power, challenging the (former) High King Torryg to combat. I don’t doubt that he was going to do it anyways though, Talos being banned or no.
Binjabreel | March 16, 2015 at 12:32 pm
Agreed. I don’t think he really gives a fresh skeever’s ass if Talos worship is banned. If you talk to Hadvar’s uncle in Riverwood, he talks about how it wasn’t a big deal until Ulfric raised hell about it. Then the Thalmor had to come in and enforce it.
RE: PussyPowerTantrum
or alternately ones with truly alien beings who are distinguished by more than cultural differences and prosthetic noses.
Yessss. I love hearing about alien or fantastical beings that truly feel different. (Well, except the sidhe. I often just find them horribly obnoxious.) I also find it weird that the term ‘fantasy RACE’ is so widespread. Are they actually different species and unable to interbreed? Or are they actually races of humanity, in which case, why are they so different?
Elliot Rodgers. I’ve been reading his “manifesto”
D8 WHY WOULD YOU INFLICT THAT ON YOURSELF. Ech!
The true horror of Elliot Rodgers’ narrative may lie in how drearily familiar it is.
Enh, it’s not really surprising to me. I have always believed that evil is above all banal. Our life wasn’t that far removed from Elliot Rodger’s, just with a little less money and a lot more rape. It’s all the same in the end.
RE: Amanda
The storm clocks
I know it’s a typo, but I randomly imagined this as being some sort of “5:49:01 until the white race dies out” kind of thing. That or something Boston would sorely love to have had this winter.
And I’m wandering around like, could you please all just sit down and shut up, I’m trying to stop the draco-apocalypse here. Except then I go all Oooh shiny! and wander off. Alduin is patient.
(Going from Skyrim to D&D has confusing potential, because what D&D used to call half-dragons it now calls dragonborn.)
Yes! This! There are a few mods that try to recreate this notion, and I play them to make myself feel better about joining the Imperials, but having this option in the original game would have been awesome. Defeat Ulfric AND drive out the Thalmor = best case scenario, IMHO.
I definitely noticed that too. Even the Jarls that sided with the empire don’t like the Thalmor. The Blades don’t like the Thalmor. NO ONE in Skyrim actively likes the Thalmor! Even some of the high elves in Winterhold expressed distaste about the entire affair. They’re as bad as freaking Alduin and we don’t get to directly confront them except in a tiny part of the main quest before it veers off in a totally different direction. *sigh*
Aw, I don’t play Skyrim. I feel so left out. 🙁
(And to add insult to injury, we lost EVERY SINGLE ONE of our video games due to postal fail a few days ago. The only one we have left is Gigi’s copy of American McGee’s Alice. FFFFFF.)
I heard about that. Sucks. Any chance of getting reimbursed?
Aw man, LBT, that sucks.
Wordsp1nner – I actually finished Iron Dream. Hoo-boy. It didn’t get any better as it went along. Part of what made it such a compelling piece of work was how close it kept to the Heroic Fantasy blueprint – which was part of Spinrad’s point, of course. I found a library copy that included a boss preface by Theodore Sturgeon, which was a lot of fun.
Regarding fantasy races – one of the irritating things about the Belgariad/Malleoreon series by Eddings was the precisely delineated realms. Here is Cherek, where everybody is a big, hairy Viking, next to Arendia, which is knights and archers and feudal peasants. Oh, look, a vestigial Empire, with white marble buildings and legionaries and scheming, corrupt courtiers! Diana Wynne Jones skewered this sort of nonsense in “The Tough Guide to Fantasyland” quite nicely.
In my D&D campaign, I fixed a few details. E.g., dwarves and elves get along just fine, some Orcs are good, and many cities are run by the merchants. The half-elf population was significant enough that there was a small town founded by and for half-elves, called Hatikvah. None of the players ever objected to all the revisionism.
@ LBT
Oh NOOOOOOOO, gods above I’d cease to function for a moment if that happened to me. Are you strictly a console gamer? If not I can try to share some of my Steam games with you if you have a computer that can run them.