Candid photo of Davis Aurini, white nationalist on paper

Oh gods above. He seems like the type of dog that would shit everywhere out of spite.

Still creepy as fuck.

Now all those ridiculous claims that feminists want to castrate men make a little more sense, they’re afraid they’ll be neutered.

He’s totally a compulsive self-Googler.

What did an innocent pug ever do to get faux Lavey’s head put on it’s body?

This is a good look for Aurini. The only way it could be better is if the body were a maltese or chihuahua or some other toy dog that thinks it’s hot shit when it’s scarcely taller than your ankles.

So this is the first time I actually watched the “on paper” video, to get some context as to what the hell that means.

Long story short? He’s a “nationalist” that thinks every broad categorization of person is basically a separate species of human, so he agrees with the theory of white nationalism, but in practice he doesn’t like how white nationalists are so dang racist.

…

Yeah.

Basically, he wants to everyone to live separate but equal, each to the country of their race, and to interact with each other as if interacting with an alien species. Trying to work together and learn things, but ultimately stay completely separated.

He doesn’t like when white nationalists take glee in wanting to kill off other species. In his (paraphrased) words, if WNs intellectually came to the conclusion that black folks were an inferior species of human that should be wiped out, they should feel a sense of loss at what they would have to do if they were decent human beings.

Having fun yet?

Apparently the reason he hates “leftism” is because he swallowed the whole spiel about leftism being about professional victimization. He thinks that species on the left want to blame other species of human for their own problems, and use a history of mistreatment to justify violence, instead of wanting to work towards bettering their own species.

In his words, “preferring your own race is normal,” but “hating other races is pathological.” And you can bet your booties that he’s talking about the anger in the black community as “hating whitey” just as much as he’s talking about the white nationalists that “hate blackie.”

Delving into this guy’s philosophy is just bizarre. I finally sort of understand what he’s actually talking about, but the foundations are so alien to the ones of my philosophy that I can really only shake my head and go “no, that’s all wrong, what the hell is wrong with you?” Fractal wrongness isn’t even a strong enough descriptor anymore.

This is Aurini’s white nationalism on paper. A man sits in front of a camera, gesticulating wildly with a cigarette he only occasionally puffs, a whisky glass he only occasionally sips. A man who has to juggle the things in his hands even as he juggles the throughts in his head, believing something coherant came out. A man who resides in, and communicates from, the Twilight Zone.

… White nationalist edition.

“On paper”? What paper has he written his fascinating little anti-leftist theories upon? He even uses the n-word on video, not paper, and you can tell he’s being neither sarcastic towards other white people who say that, nor citing someone else who said that, nor reading from Huckleberry Finn. He says that word, he MEANS that word. He does not like black people, and there’s no “on paper” about it.

Dude’s a straight-up racist and fascist, plain and simple.

Oh, and he’s too fucking cowardly to just admit he hates black people. That’s what makes him extra-specially contemptible. If he had the nerve to admit he hated them, I’d still despise him, but it would be at least one thing I could kinda-sorta respect about him. The fact that he lacks the vertebrae to admit what he’s really thinking and feeling is what makes me just want to wash my hands at the sight of him, because it always makes me feel like I’ve been slimed somehow.

RE: kirbywarp

This is making me kind of depressed about fantasy worlds…

Yeeeeah, it’s why a lot of epic fantasy in the Tolkien vein makes me uncomfortable. It feels like a really creepy racist analogy, a lot of the time.

Also, damn is it sad that MRAs keep making my tongue-in-cheek story about genders dividing themselves down the Mississippi River something intended to be serious and intellectual. What about multiracial people? Are they just trapped in America FOREVER?

Seriously, the whole “races are like alien species” bullshit needs to die. That shit was old back in phrenology’s day. Just because YOU act like an alien doesn’t mean the rest of us do, Aurini.

Also, I have to know… which races get Lichtenstein and Trinidad?

Seeing racism in my fantasy worlds always makes me want to pick up a sword and run to the defense of those being hurt by it.

I can’t tell you how much I hate Ulfric Stormcloak for his treatment of the Dark Elves in his city, and then there’s the whole issue that Kajhiits aren’t allowed in any of the cities, unless it’s the player character. I mean WTF? Shouldn’t there be at least a small side quest where the player character has to prove that they’re worthy of entering the city at least for the sake of consistency? Or some side quests trying to combat the racism and nord-centric attitude in Skyrim?

I’d like that very much, please.

Admittedly, the only reason I’d ever put Ulfric Stormcloak on the throne is to keep Riften out of the hands of Maven Black-Brier. I loathe her just as much, if not more.

Especially when she threatens me with my own fucking guilds. You can’t call the Thieves’ Guild or the Dark Brotherhood on me, Black-Brier. I run that shit.

I would also like an option to cut ties with Maven once you become the head of either guild. Her daughter’s the only one of her brood worthy of doing anything, in my opinion. Clever girl.

RE: Mewens

Really, I just want fantasy as a genre to stop digging up Tolkien’s grave. It’s tedious. I’m glad to see that the genre seems to be changing, but seriously guys, it’s been fifty years. Let the poor man go.

(But then, I was always more of an Oz kid myself, which is all about nonhumans being sapient and worthy rulers, friends, and companions. Oh and little girls being fucking badasses.)

You’ve all heard of the Iron Dream, right? (Basically, Hilter writes a horrible fantasy novel.) I tried to read it, but couldn’t get through it–it is so disgusting, and also poorly written. But you know, narratives take up aspects of the culture that produced it. I definitely am much more emotionally fond of royalty than I am intellectually, and I blame fantasy.

(If you want a happy-making fantasy about a truly good person–who happens to be a king–I recommend The Goblin King. No, there are no humans–there are goblins, and elves, and mixed-race people, some of whom end up on elven thrones.)

I grew up with fantasy so much that I have fantasy and SF dreams.I dreamed last night that I was an older (than myself–mid-thirties, maybe) married woman who was kidnapped with my family and a bunch of strangers into this weird mansion and then our attempts to escape ended up summoning a dark-lord character whose specialties were mind control and body horror.

It was weird as fuck, and I knew I was dreaming for half of it.

So in conclusion: fantasy worlds as scary as fuck, at least when I dream about them, but I’ve also dreamed about volcano apocalypses and broken car brakes multiple times, so maybe my dreams don’t count. I have really bizarre stress dreams.