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The Top 11 Most Unintentionally Hilarious YouTube Comments About the Sarkeesian Effect Breakup

Coming to you live from the set of The Sarkeesian Effect  (Picture and caption borrowed from  @PachiPortrait on Twitter; original art by KC Green of gunshow.com)
Coming to you live from the set of The Sarkeesian Effect (Picture and caption borrowed from @PachiPortrait on Twitter; original art by KC Green of gunshow.com)

I admit it: I enjoy schadenfreude so much that I can usually spell the word correctly on the first try. And there’s a lot of schadenfreude in the air these days.

Indeed, I’ve been reading through the YouTube comments of the Sarkeesian Effect breakup videos I posted earlier and chuckling quietly to myself, not just at the assorted skull jokes but at the unintentional comedy, including all the bizarre contortions some Sarkeesian Effect supporters are going through in order to pretend that this ridiculous breakup is somehow less ridiculous than it actually is.

As I can’t in good conscience ever recommend that anyone actually go read the comments on YouTube, I’ve collected together some of my favorite ones. Here are the Top 11 Most Unintentionally Hilarious YouTube Comments About the Sarkeesian Effect Breakup.

1) “This is good for bitcoin The Sarkeesian Effect.”

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2) “Women like Anita are quite literally immune from criticism because of their gender,” he says, in the comments to a video about a “documentary” criticizing her.

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3) “But mom, I love this bald White Nationalist On Paper with the skull fetish!”

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4) Huh. Some of Aurini’s fans also seem to be White Nationalists, and not just on paper.

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5) “In conclusion, women are bitches.”

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6) By the way, before you criticise me, I’m a man.

se8cuntwhore7)  “This could have an effect on the image of your documentary.” You think?

se9mighthaveeffect8) Yes, because “anti-Gamers” always side with racist, woman-hating PUAs over guys who criticize them.

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9) “The enemies won’t be laughing when they have not one but two documentaries tearing up their shit.” We won’t?

sei2enemies10) Nothing to see here, move along!

sei3noteffect11) Prove that Anita was wrong about the sexualization of women in video games and media generally by putting a porn star on the cover of your DVD!

sei5pornstarBONUS COMMENTS: Here are a couple of comments that are actually funny on purpose. At least I hope the first one was meant as a joke.

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sei4skullsNote: Comments 1-7, and the first bonus comment, are from here; the rest are from here. @PachiPortrait’s Tweet is here.

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PussyPowerTantrum
PussyPowerTantrum
5 years ago

On #2, “the inner city is a demonstration of matriarchy”

And all the neighborhood dogs started barking, mostly in annoyance at all this racist bullshit pitched to their ears because dogs are not racist okay. Seriously, they don’t give a moldy turd what color your skin is, if you give ’em a biscuit and throw a ball you are Good Human.

GrumpyOldMangina
5 years ago

“If Manospherians at least have the sense to comprehend this basic fact, I have hope for them yet.”

If I understand them correctly, Manospherians believe that women and cats are two forms of the same species. I think they believe that cats turn into women the way caterpillars turn into butterflies.

isidore13
isidore13
5 years ago

…GOM, that would be… AWESOME.

M.
M.
5 years ago

@PPT

Bizarrely, my racist uncle (I swear, racist uncles are like assholes, everybody has one) taught his dog to be dog-racist. He spends so much time yelling at non-white people on the street, his dog started attacking every black dog he sees.

(Of course, it’s sure as hell not the dog’s fault, but it’s a weird-ass anecdote.)

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

In a King of the Hill episode, Hank’s dog tries to attack a furnace repairman who is black. He’s really afraid his dog is racist. There turned out to be another explanation of course.

Spindrift
Spindrift
5 years ago

@GOM “If I understand them correctly, Manospherians believe that women and cats are two forms of the same species. I think they believe that cats turn into women the way caterpillars turn into butterflies.”

They probably thought this was a documentary.

Kakanian
Kakanian
5 years ago

@PussyPowerTantrum

Our second dog actually was racists as heck. Or at least she always went absoutely mental whenever a black person showed up around the house. Which was really wierd because African migrants are about as common as hen’s teeth around here.

PussyPowerTantrum
PussyPowerTantrum
5 years ago

@GOM

I think they believe that cats turn into women the way caterpillars turn into butterflies.

@Spindrift

They probably thought this was a documentary.

Hssss! They have found us out, sisterrrrrrssss! Now how do we con the menfolk out of scented fucking candles and their liquid fucking gold?

@M.

I swear, racist uncles are like assholes, everybody has one

I am tempted to ask about the people who get torn a new one, but it’s probably best not to know.

(Of course, it’s sure as hell not the dog’s fault, but it’s a weird-ass anecdote.)

o_O Racists are so toxic, they even corrupt dogs. *cries*

Buttercup Q. Skullpants

I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a publicity stunt to get people talking

There is no setback that MRAs won’t try to claim as a success, is there? They’d break their leg at the Olympics and then claim it was satire.

Then again, from Roosh’s “Polish jail” stunt to the Jace Connors debacle, they spend so much time playing each other that it’s only natural for them to suspect that everything has a hidden trick.

sunnysombrera
5 years ago

So, you know how MRAs are always whinging that men are oppressed because fewer of them go to college? They make it sound like universities aren’t accepting men (but never directly say it because it’s obviously false). Here is a MGTOW arguing that men shouldn’t go to college out of their own choice.

http://rexpatriarch.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/another-reason-men-should-avoid-college.html

Naturally, it’s bitching about Title IX. What else. Is that what the manosphere means when it says colleges are oppressive to men? That predators can’t sexually assault on campus and get away with it so easily?

So, MRAs. What’s the real problem with higher education that’s oppressing the poor menz? Is it really that oppressive or are you just throwing a tantrum over not getting your way again?

Charlie Brierley
5 years ago

I am honoured that my comment has made your bonus comment list!

Elektra Kenway
5 years ago

“We need more misogynists in this world.” (on point nº 5)

Please, someone lie to me and tell me that person is only being sarcastic…

Subtract Hominem, the Renegade Misandroid
Subtract Hominem, the Renegade Misandroid
5 years ago

Though if I were Jordan, I would’ve kept Aurini on until the movie was done, then decide to part ways with him once it was finished and on the silver screen.

Did the star-crossed duo ever actually say anything about a theatrical release, or did this poor mister get so high on hopes all by himself?

If it’s the former, please link for further enloltenment.

Sheila
5 years ago

Now that they have a perfect excuse not to produce an actual movie, what’s the current best guess at how much funding they took in?

GrumpyOldMangina
5 years ago

“men shouldn’t go to college out of their own choice”

I’m waiting breathlessly for them to claim that each young college feminist, as an initiation rite, is required to rape a man and then falsely accuse her victim.

If there are any manospherians reading this, it’s S-A-T-I-R-E — capisce?

Robert
Robert
5 years ago

ParadoxicalIntention – I’ve got the bald(ish) head, the turtleneck, and an old suit jacket. While I don’t smoke*, I would be willing to do so for the sake of the video.

Charlie Brierley – you are honored that a comment of yours was chosen to be mocked? Colour me surprised.

*Tobacco.

Nequam
Nequam
5 years ago

No one here besides me had heard of this film?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Dog

GrumpyOldMangina
5 years ago

@Robert: “*Tobacco.” snurk

Skye
Skye
5 years ago

Robert, since Charlie said his comment “made the bonus list,” I’m hoping he made the crack about the skulls. If so, he’ll probably like it here

ceebarks
ceebarks
5 years ago

I saw one the other day that gave me the giggle-fits. Wish I’d saved it. There was a bunch of the usual boring blather about how women waste their youth getting educations and jobs and are all doomed to wake up childless at 40 and realize we’re unwanted and alone forever.

Bog standard redpillian stuff.

but this one guy says “what they SHOULD do is spend their 20s developing feminine hobbies like knitting, cooking, and removing any stain from anything.”

Stain removal as hobby!

WHY WON’T WOMEN TAKE THE RED PILLLLLL

Someone’s mom is tired of dealing with his gym socks.

quietquery
5 years ago

The enemies may be having a field day, but they won’t be laughing when they have not one, but two documentaries tearing up their shit.

No…I’m pretty sure there’s going to be plenty to laugh at.

friday jones
friday jones
5 years ago

“Women are the problem because women are the fucking b*tches of society”

Another fan of the John & Yoko tunes!

d_dan
d_dan
5 years ago

haha, this post made me laugh so hard. More of these please. And the poor dog with that important skull! Amazing what the very serious (and rational/important) mras can do.

GrumpyOldMangina
5 years ago

I seem to recall having read an interview with Lennon not too long before he was murdered in which he said he had to deal with a lot of bad karma for the way he had treated women earlier in his life.

Shaenon
5 years ago

Did the star-crossed duo ever actually say anything about a theatrical release, or did this poor mister get so high on hopes all by himself?

Their Patreon promises a theatrical premiere “at one of Atlanta’s fine cinemas” (Jordan lives in Atlanta). I have no idea if they’d really made arrangements with a theater or were just assuming they’d be able to rent a space when/if the time came, though given their demonstrated level of competency I’m inclined to assume the latter.

It’s not that hard for a legitimate nonprofit to arrange a special film screening at a local theater, but I don’t know how many theaters would jump at the chance to screen an amateur video of dorks complaining about feminism and Internet-stalking a woman for two hours. TWO videos, on the other hand…

Jennifer King
Jennifer King
5 years ago

I just can’t stop laughing at the guy named “TNAfaackingsucks” (TNA is a wrestling company) with the WWE (which sucks mightily too) logo. He probably got his philosophy from watching too much Raw as a kid. I mean, what a tool…

childrenofthebroccoli
childrenofthebroccoli
5 years ago

The multiplex in my neighborhood screens locally made films on occasion, but I assume they have the manager or someone watch the movie first to make sure it’s well made and not offensive, and I imagine the Sarkeesian Effect fails on both counts.

mildlymagnificent
5 years ago

“what they SHOULD do is spend their 20s developing feminine hobbies like knitting, cooking, and removing any stain from anything.”

So now we don’t have to worry about comics or rom coms, these know nothings will happily get their ideas about women from advertising on television?

Were they raised by wolves? Or perhaps they do have mothers and other relatives of the female persuasion who regularly dance through billowing white sheets and shirts on the line or gloat smugly about getting the grass stains out of toddler’s clothes. Anything’s possible in oppositeland, I suppose.

Tracy
Tracy
5 years ago

This is ridiculous. I read DA’s post about JO’s supposed reasons for the breakup. It’s a bizarre Roosh triangle, apparently.

http://www.donotlink.com/dz2j

DA has posted the transcript of some of the Skype conversations he and JO had. Is this high school? It might just be. Am I loving it a little? I certainly am.

DA mightily defends Roosh with such ironclad logical statements as “You also think he didn’t get laid in Norway, despite the fact that he got laid in Norway, and explained how to get laid in Norway.”

There are also pretty awesome exchanges such as

[3/2/2015 10:59:22 PM] Davis Aurini: You’ve been doing amazing work thus far; I’ve trusted you even when I was skeptical. Now you need to trust me. Have I ever shown myself to lack integrity?
[3/2/2015 10:59:31 PM] Jordan Owen: Yes.

and

[2/21/2015 6:04:50 PM] Davis Aurini: Good fucking lord, Roosh has been one of our strongest supporters in this
[2/21/2015 6:05:01 PM] Jordan Owen: Has he really?
[2/21/2015 6:05:03 PM] Davis Aurini: And you go all Social Justice Warrior on him?
[2/21/2015 6:05:06 PM] Jordan Owen: No.
[2/21/2015 6:05:17 PM] Davis Aurini: Yes, he has – a substantial amount of our financial support is thanks to him!
[2/21/2015 6:05:27 PM] Jordan Owen: I had no idea.
[2/21/2015 6:06:02 PM] Davis Aurini: I’ve told you several times, you filter it out because you have a personal issue with him
[2/21/2015 6:06:22 PM] Jordan Owen: Has he donated directly?
[2/21/2015 6:06:37 PM] Davis Aurini: No idea

*cries with laughter*

This is delightful. What’s interesting to me is that DA published these thinking he somehow comes off as the good guy – it’s quite a peek into his thought process. He does not come off as the good guy. At all. Like, Gavin DeBecker should read this, it’s a case study in gaslighting and manipulation and all-around wow-you-suck-at-being-human-stick-to-skulls.

I also discovered my new favorite thing, Aurini’s Insight: Consultations & Custom Videos; a truly vital service where, for either $40 (1 video) or $75 (2 videos), he will put together a ‘University style’ video for you answering any question you may have about history, philosophy, politics or anything else. Includes multiple title cards, for that power point feel!

http://www.donotlink.com/dz3t

I expect we’ll see him on TED soon.

Tracy
Tracy
5 years ago

@mildlymagnificent

“what they SHOULD do is spend their 20s developing feminine hobbies like knitting, cooking, and removing any stain from anything.”

So now we don’t have to worry about comics or rom coms, these know nothings will happily get their ideas about women from advertising on television?

I know! It’s ridiculous. I mean, my hobbies are riding a bike when I have my period and riding a horse when I have my period. I also like to sit and smile at salad. Sheesh.

wordsp1nner
wordsp1nner
5 years ago

I have really feminine hobbies (knitting, weaving, crochet, spinning, beading–I just finished a cellini spiral bracelet last night, just need to weave in the ends) and… LOL. No.

Also, I am not a great cook and I hate cleaning.

wordsp1nner
wordsp1nner
5 years ago

This is a cellini spiral:

katz
5 years ago

Tracy: I love it.

ceebarks
ceebarks
5 years ago

that bracelet is super cool, wordspinner!

LBT
LBT
5 years ago

Oooooh. What delicious twists and turns, going round in circles…

The bracelet I mean.

LBT
LBT
5 years ago

OH FUCKING FINALLY I’m not in the spam filter.

(WordPress apparently hates me for trying to put “with open writeathon” in my name. I need to figure out a way NOT to have that happen. Annoying as hell.)

mrex
mrex
5 years ago

“Feminists suck. Unlike those 90s era riot grrrls. Yeah. If only more women could be like them. P.S. I’m a man, so my opinions are very important”.

0_o