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"David Futtreele has never been laid before or ever will!" and other insights from A Voice for Men's biggest fan

We Hunted the Mammoth intern scans the mail
A We Hunted the Mammoth intern scans the mail

So earlier in the week I received an email with the subject line “$1000 donation to Paul Elam thank to you David!”

The email was a copy of a note this generous fellow evidently sent to Elam along with a $100 donation and a promise to send more.

But the email wasn’t so much about Elam as it was about me, or at least about an imaginary version of me that the email-writer has cooked up in his own fevered imagination, and who for some reason he calls “David Futtreele.”

After referencing that recent Buzzfeed article (which was not of course written by me), the letter writer moved on to his main complaints about me (or at least about imaginary me): that I’m a fat man-hater that no woman will ever have sex with.

It’s true that I’m fat.

This seems to me an odd reason to donate money to Paul Elam, but, hey, Paul, you’re welcome.

Here’s the note, unedited. I’m leaving it in its original wall-o-text form, though I have redacted the guy’s name.

Dear Paul Elam

60-80% of the population knows Buzzfeed TRIED to turn what we ALL go through with broken westernise women into something bad… About 80% of the male population can relate to this except David Futtreele that has never been laid before or ever will!

DAVID FUTTREELE ISN’T INTELLIGENT AT ALL… any NORMAL human being in their 40s would have asked themselves, “why can’t attracted a women. Is it because I’m a broken man = YES” Paul, you have  been in 3 marriages and have dated allot of women. Did David ever think “I have allot of followers like Paul Elam but no one wants to have sex with me, there must be something wrong with me” and there serious is! Seriously, the loser properly lives in a basement with his mum and we both know he HATES his FATHER. I bet his father was never there as a boy so he create this bullshit website to vent his anger at every man on the planet. He hates men cause of his father was never there… what a fucking loser… Seriously… a normal man would move on from shit like this but no… he still runs a website after all these years, attracting broken people like himself and spends ALL THIS TIME researching issues that men’s have and writes against it…. You can’t get any LOWER when you hate your own sex and I bet the poor bastard EATS cause he  feels a void that he tries to fill up but never can fill!!  He denies his male characteristics which causes him to eat! We both know THE BODY IS A REFLECTION OF THE MIND hence why we both are healthy looking but have u seen photos of this guy. Seriously, if he wasn’t SO FAT, I reckon  he would be able to pick up chicks but wait… he is a broken man based on his beliefs where we BOTH know if you are broken as a person, you won’t be able to attract people or women! Seriously…. Any NORMAL human being would have woken up by 40… My point is Paul, if the guy doesn’t get over his daddy issues and hating men for picking on him as a child, the guy is going to die alone where the only thing he has is his shitty website. We both know people that run blogs and are on it all the time have MAJOR issues. It’s called ‘Social Media Addiction’ where the loser David is addicted to attention via women because it’s the only attention he can get. At least you are trying to change things, David is just PMSING all over the internet due to his daddy issues… Seriously Paul… I pitty the guy… He will die alone and not grow mentally and emotionally because he isn’t smart enough to work out OR FACE his own issue cause HE IS VERY VERY WEAK MAN!! No woman would ever touch him cause women want strong men like us that have faced their demons! Energy  radiates around us compare to David Futtreele which causes women to run away because he is weak and not very intelligent! Fuck… even junkies wake up and admit they have a issues! In David’s case, I like to believe there is hope but some people are 2 blinded by their hate (his father/pain from other man in his past [my money is on bullying]), that they never wake up and deal with problems like both you and I. We are strong, David is a weak… I won’t EVER lose any sleep over a loser!

Paul, the media only dug this up cause you’re doing a great job and they see you as a threat now! The media will make you out to be a monster for now but any attention by the media will just bring more followers. You actually have the balls to put yourself out there just like Martin Luther King. I have so much respect for you!!!

I believe you knew your daughter would be a threat to your cause BUT cause you LOVE HER so much, you continued to have her in your life! Anyone can see the pitiful fight you are having like nearly EVERY parent on the planet has except David Futtreele who will die alone in his basement!

History will look at you as a liberator and a HERO cause you can’t fight biology. It doesn’t matter how much you try to brainwash the human race, dysfunctional feminist beliefs will never win long term! People deny their natural urges which result in poor health!

 Enjoy the $100 donation and expect more again later this year! You are getting things moving for mens rights… if i was a millionaire i would be donating at least $1, 000,000 every year. For now, I will continue to donate $1000 every year until men and women are treated equal as well as a healthy families life is encourage compare to greed and narcissistic traits.

[NAME REDACTED]

Let’s have a big round of applause for the Men’s Human Rights movement, everyone!

I wonder how many of Elam’s supporters write him notes like this?

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Robert
Robert
9 years ago

When I worked at the VA hospital, we were periodically reminded that we could be called in in case of emergency. Earthquakes, fire, terrorist attacks – be sure to have your current contact information on file with the Emergency Committee.

Fortunately, it never came up during my career.

Regarding the OP – wow, they just can’t stop thinking about David, can they?

mildlymagnificent
9 years ago

We had a great Valentine’s Day. It was mum’s 90th birthday. So we got to spend most of an extremely hot day, 41C at 4pm, in a nice air-conditioned pub having lunch and catch-up-with-everything conversations with 30+ assorted relatives. When we left there, we went to sis’s new house. It’s rented public housing. Our Housing Trust is a shadow of it’s former marvelous self, but the arrangements for the move were fantastic.

The move was compulsory because they’re knocking down the 1920s built street she previously lived in — and therefore they were legally obliged to ensure that she had all the amenities she had in the original house. She pointed out to the removals officer that there was nowhere to fit her (very bulky) transportable evaporative cooler in the new place. “Oh, would you like a reverse cycle air conditioner then” said the voice on the end of the line. “Yes, please” said sis. And the magic of convenient cooling and heating was provided. And it’s a really, really nice little house, much better laid out with open plan and heaps of cupboard space than the poky little 1920s style separate rooms. Took mum home at six o’clock, contented and glowing with a huge bunch of flowers and a lovely arrangement of orchids in a tallish vase, then came home ourselves and watched tele.

Lea
Lea
9 years ago

Either fathers are important to a child’s development or paternal abandonment is something easy to get over. Pretending they care about abused and neglected boys while declaring them “broken” and undesirable if they don’t “get over it” does not make sense. Why don’t they see that? They have no compassion for men and boys in need.

Also, if broken men don’t attract women how are women ruining society by sleeping with all the wrong sorts of men?

If feminist men only stand up for women’s rights for the sex, how do you decide they must be going without?

Are feminists sl*ts or are we prudes? Are we flaunting our maddeningly sexy bodies to ensnare men and control broken manginas or are we so repulsive we have driven all the “good” men into the hills to hide from our shrill harpy-like cries?

The cognitive dissonance it takes to be an MRA is staggering.

ParadoxicalIntention
9 years ago

Lea | February 15, 2015 at 7:49 am

The cognitive dissonance it takes to be an MRA is staggering.

All I could think of is paradoxes. And thus, Portal 2.

The sad bit is, I actually like Wheatley. His logical paradoxes aren’t as harmful as an MRAs. Nor are they as long-standing.

And unlike MRAs, Wheatley was programmed to be full of bad ideas to keep GLaDOS occupied.

Spindrift
Spindrift
9 years ago

@ParadoxicalIntention “All I could think of is paradoxes. And thus, Portal 2.”

Paradoxes always make me think of the pirates of penzance. And now I’ve got that song stuck in my head!

Fred_the_Dog
9 years ago

I’m a Boomer and check email at home and on vacation, at least every other day. But I’m salaried, no one else at work really understands what I do, my (few) patients have to be able to contact me in case of emergency, and I make my own hours and do my own scheduling. Sometimes I work long hours, but mostly I don’t.

Vanir (@Vanir85)
9 years ago

I still find it strange how anyone can be *this* viciously hateful against people just for… well… existing as free individuals.

To hate someone to this degree – for not wanting to be a submissive wifey – for not wanting to be a slave.

The level of entitlement and ego at work here… these are very damaged people.

Jarnsaxa
Jarnsaxa
9 years ago

And you’re not a jerk who hates “young people,” either, Fred. 🙂 It’s never the decent human beings who recognize everyone likes to work a bit differently that make these sorts of complaints, it’s the jerks. It’s like they can’t seem to understand other people are other people.

My boomer parents love their cellphones and check them compulsively constantly. At this point they’re more connected than I am, which is a little scary, but they’re cool.

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
9 years ago

God that email reads like the ones I get about how a UN official is trying to deposit millions of dollars in a bank account for me because my previously unknown relative died in a terrorist attack. Seriously that was a real email.

Hey, in my case it was someone else’s dead astronaut relative who died in Columbia shuttle crash, and a shady London bank manager who needed my help to perfectly legally harvest the millions sitting on said astronaut’s bank account.

This was apparently machine-translated from English to my local language because it was about as grammatical as the email above.

yutolia
yutolia
9 years ago

So David, since you will die alone in your basement without ever having sex with a woman, ever (at least according to whichever of Paul’s minions wrote that note), wouldn’t that kind of make you a man going your own way? Like, probably a much more successful one than the ones who actually call themselves that?

Spindrift
Spindrift
9 years ago

Plenty of women actually care about what David has to say, that’s like a MGTOW dream come true.

yutolia
yutolia
9 years ago

Vanir (@Vanir85) | February 15, 2015 at 2:15 pm

I still find it strange how anyone can be *this* viciously hateful against people just for… well… existing as free individuals.

But we can only exist as free individuals if we think and act exactly like they do!

daeros
9 years ago

Well first and foremost Elam isn’t exactly my idea of Success and his primary income stream seems to be his Blog as well from what I can Discern. Mine isn’t monetized. Perhaps I should Word press more for the ability. I’m sort of disturbed at how much these guys seem to think Getting laid is directly proportional to their self worth though. I mean I have my sources of External Validation but I’m more Charmed by the fact that they seem to be REALLY starting to FALL for me or Compliment and support me a lot that keeps me going. I think I’d rather be loved than get laid If i’m ENTIRELY honest. Not that I have anything against sex. The only problem is most people don’t believe me, i mean they NEVER took me at my word at that Growing up and yet it was my truth. it’s just who i am.

@Tessa I agree. This is a silly way of Achieving Validation

@fruitloopsie. I’m living at home, it’s not because i’m lazy, in fact Being on disability i might just seek out roomies in the local PDX area. I’m not lazy either. I mean I volunteer For the WOLF-PAC to get money out of politics over at the young turks and that involves a lot of corresponding to secure Car pools for people but once we get there we have to walk ALL over the capital building in Salem and more to the point It’s a bit of a hike from parking to the building which is bigger than anyone really realizes and has offices all over the place on both sides and I mean it’s intense when you have meetings scheduled with ALL of the representatives in the building almost it means walking all over the place taking elevators and criss crossing from far ends of the building at a brisk speed all the time Filling m amazon store where I sell things too Takes a lot of scouring and scouting around the community for inventory and boxes then packing them up and shipping them off. I mean it’s Easier perhaps than some people’s work and It pays better even if SLOWER but the more inventory I put in it the more opportunities to make a sale I’m going to get paid sometime on the 3rd and go to a concert with a friend of mine on the 8th and when I do I plan to make a minor hike to a local bank and open a bank account probably on my own by myself and make a Wire transfer somewhere else into a Stock broker. I mean I’m not lazy. I’m just not really interested in the 9-5 lifestyle and have found ways to potentially generate an income without it. I also, I hesitate to mention this at all because I’m a liberal I swear to you I’m a member of the Left and a Feminist and I HATE how SEXIST the community over there IS but you Blind yourself to it sometimes to get Paid but I use Bitcoin to make Loans to people Peer to Peer. I mean I generate incomes in a lot of ways and I’m trying to get more and more creative about it. I live with my folks because I’m not YET successful enough to Support myself without them. It isn’t even because i haven’t Made my First profits yet. I already have.

Jody
Jody
9 years ago

“Just like Martin Luther King.” I would have spit something out if I had been drinking. He said the same thing like three times. It really seems like he is projecting and talking about himself. I’m not the one with issues David is, cause his dad and stuff, yeah his dad, you know his dad, his dad, his dad, his dad, Oh wow if he thinks Paul Elam is good looking then he must be in the same category as him and we all know Paul Elam looks like a serial killer.

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