Noted pussyconomist Roosh Valizadeh offers these sobering thoughts on the rising costs — and decreasing quality — of vagina:
The quality of women—both their appearance and their attitude—is sliding to the bottom while the work we have to expend to meet these more inferior females is increasing. This phenomenon of pussy inflation is starting to force men out of the market, for what “average” man can find the time, ability, and motivation to seduce a merely cute woman who may only want to fuck him a couple times before becoming distracted by the next shiny object that gets placed in her path? If this inflations proceeds, the only men who will get laid consistently are ones who approach it like a job, blocking out a minimum of two hours a day to the task.
If anything Roosh is underestimating the dangers here. During Germany’s hyperpussyflation in the early 1920s, men had to devote as many as 3700 hours a day in order to score with merely cute women. Indeed, it is rumored that some of these men were forced to wipe their own asses in order to make themselves more appealing to women.
The reality we face right now is this: the quality of men around the world is increasing to compete with a decreasing quality of women. This is great if you’re a woman, because without lifting a finger you can get better than a couple years before. If you’re a man and didn’t step up your game recently, however, you will get lower results. If you don’t stay on top of the latest game scientific data or dating app, you will be out-competed. Or you’ll just get nothing. Inflation often helps those who have debt, but if you have no debt, if you lived life prudently and with virtue, inflation destroys your purchasing power. As much as men improve themselves, women are appreciating in relative value as they make all the wrong decisions with their lives. This is the world we live in.
To be honest, Roosh, I don’t think you and I live in the same world.
And there we go, my most recent tribute to the Blockquote Monster…
Well, picking up Atlas Shrugged does count as weightlifting.
sometimes wine goes rancid.
@Cassie
it should the thing is so fucking dense!
Well, but then all the Feminists would have to do to drive up the price of vagina worldwide would be to sneak a nuke into the fort and detonate it! Any gold that was not obliterated would be highly irradiated, and it would price men completely out of the market. Misandry! Lesbianism! And not the right kind of lesbianism!
Vinegar is good and healthy and a real boon to cooking. Rooshie is a walking health hazard.
Am I the only one here who fantasizes about guys like Roosh actually taking a trip to Gor?
yeah, but if you’re expecting a nice sip of merlot and get a mouthful of low quality red wine vinegar… bleh. I wouldn’t drink vinegar straight, and likewise, Roosh would need some serious work before I’d want to interact with him anyway.
As long as it has the MST3K crew in front of his exploits (as they did with the Outlaw of Gor movie), I’d love to see.
MIKE: Oh great, another oily unlikable character.
TOM: Why don’t the villagers just light a match? The grease fire from Roosh’s hair oughta clear the place.
CROW: Perhaps if he stopped trying to get that woman drunk he could take some time to fight off the damn monsters.
MIKE: Wait, did you call him “Roosh”?
TOM: Oh, I mean “Doosh.” Apologies.
CROW: Shut up Woody.
MIKE: What was that?
CROW: Sorry, in the contract.
TOM: Isn’t there an obligation the movie actors have to actually wipe their asses?
MIKE: What do you think this guy’s message is?
CROW: “Don’t listen to me!”
There’s something weird going on here. Let me see if I can put my finger on it.
Many one night stands, instant-activation boner (no cooldown). Okay.
Which leads to increasing the standards required, being less tolerant of bullshit and having tougher pre-requisites for the people you sleep with. Okay. Almost as, oh, say, standards becoming higher along with expectations?
Yes, that’s it exactly. Thank you Roosh, that was the words I was looking for.
Because their standards increased, and they felt less like they had to do everything for you. Hm…
Right! Because of globalization they’ve met more people, so their standards have changed and you’re no longer as novel as before. So… every month they’d be slowly becoming less tolerant of bullshit?
I think I can blame you for selfishness. “You’re being selfish”. It’s pretty easy.
Before you standards changed and you became less tolerant of bullshit.
Right, that’s what I just said.
And as you’ve grown more experienced with life and you’ve tried different things, your desires change to accomplish other things as per the hedonic threadmill and the human condition.
Read books about all the household condiments, salt, pepper and cumin!
Wait, what? Value? Haven’t I already gone on enough about the problem of applying economics to sexual relations? I feel as if I’ve said enough about the subject already
So the value of “PUA” has decreased, as each unit of Clownsmanship now buys less equivalent “pussy”. I can model this with a supply shock. This is micro-economic level stuff. We don’t need to reach for macro-economic multiple factor cause fucking inflation to attribute less purchasing power per currency unit to rising standards.
Fourth-Wave Feminism! Finally, the patriarchy is smashed by Iphones morphing people’s brains.
Dammit.
Look, you’re really starting to—
It sure does suck that women have become less tolerant of your bullshit. If only you hadn’t become less tolerant of their bullshit, your standards would still be calibrated to their standards and you’d meet in the middle! Now we’re all facing a neutered equilibrium and a surplus of PUA as the demand for it rises but the supply stays the same.
Man women having standards suck. If only my standards for women weren’t so high, I might still be able to get laid with those women who don’t have the standards that I have.
THIS IS ACTUALLY— er. That’s actually completely true. Fun fact of inflation. Sucks for everyone but people in debt because the relative debt often becomes less compared to the out-of-control wages and other payments rising to match inflation. It’s one of those weird “almost” benefits, since run-away inflation can actually help wipe out static debts. I’m seriously considering writing a thesis on the positive externalities of hyper-inflation, just because it’s kind-of-sort-of cool.
Where was I— wait. Appreciating? Women are *increasing* in value by making wrong decisions? That’s what appreciating means. As much as men improve themselves (gaining value) women are gaining relative value as well?
Either Roosh just admitted that he actually thinks all people have value and are worthwhile, or he forgets what he’s talking about and thinks deprecation and appreciation are the same thing economically.
Yeah. It is.
And that world is the world wherein women are declining in value, while Roosh’s standards increase so he doesn’t want to put up with the bullshit of women.
Women who gradually have their standards increase and become less willing to put up with the bullshit of men, or the bullshit requirements like cleaning apartments and cooking.
And that’s just terrible! It really is just absolutely wrong that our standards are both increasing. If only women kept being absolutely dependent on the bare minimum of effort while I only looked for the most perfect of perfect specimens, at least there’d be balance in it. I mean, it’s not like women are people and are allowed to have preferences. Nope. Their increasing standards matching the increasing standards of men is literally the existential trial of the century for all men everywhere.
Damn those wretchedy women, thinking they’re people and are allowed to have opinions! What oh what will we men do now!?
But… but… Vaginas are COOL! Every child knows this. In case you’ve missed (because it seems to be going all around the world right now):
This Swedish infotainment show for tiny children about how the body works made one episode about genitals, which featured this cute music video. The text clearly says that the vagina is “more awesome” than the penis when she’s introduced, and if you can’t trust infotainment for kids, then what can you trust?
“As long as it has the MST3K crew in front of his exploits (as they did with the Outlaw of Gor movie), I’d love to see.”
Cassie, that would be GOLD.
@Cassie–
You are my hero for MST3K-ing it. All the interwebs high fives for you.
You know, I love how one measure of how the quality of
pussywomen is declining is that now he has to work to get someone to have sex with him whereas he used to get sex and some free apartment cleaning.AND he has to clip his toenails and take a shower once in a while too!!
I kinda wish the manosphere would get it together long enough to establish whether the price of pussy is at an all-time high or an all-time low. :p
OMG!!! That second vagina has A BUN!!!!!
Seriously, though, that just made my day.
I always think of this MST3Kage when I think of MRA-holes in general (let’s see if it embeds):
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vb2U89EJG4
That, or Rowsdower. Zap Rowsdower. Wonderer of on-sun beer-drinkage. Former donator of plasma. Hockey hair hero in a stained denim jacket who saves us and saves all the world.
“What would women think if we told them who they should find attractive?”
Who cares who he finds attractive? Isn’t that his complaint? Women don’t care about the plight of his boner?
His problem isn’t that women are telling him how to feel. It’s that he’s telling women how to feel and women don’t give any fucks. Literally. His complaint is that the women he manages to hump don’t know their place. They don’t deserve him, but he is desperate for them. He has to work so hard to get regular women to show him their boobies. It’s not fair for those women to have standards. It makes him feel sad to be rejected by them. Boo-hoo.
I wish I could get away with only working two hours a day.
Actually, not really, because I like my job, but still! Two hours a day of generic activities to keep oneself fed, watered, and prevent oneself from having a hazmat crew dispatched to one’s address for a strange odor in the area, along with checking optional dating sites and thinking about maybe taking a 15 minute drive to a hang out place, and other ‘maybe I could try interacting with people’ assorted things just doesn’t seem that strenuous.
I mean, it’s more time than I usually spend on any of those activities, because I’m not interested in dating, so it’s more of 20-30 minutes making sure that hazmat doesn’t get dispatched to my address and 30-60 minutes of “be physically fit so that Fire 1 doesn’t kill me”…
… and then 4-10 hours at the job depending on the day.
I love MSTK3000. I prefer Joel to Mike a little bit though. I think it’s because the older episodes had Minnesota references. When it got popular outside the state they cut down on it.
My whole family loved the show. Right from the start. Sorry for the hipster moment.
It never fails to creep me out how these assholes seem to think that sex is something owed to them. Like sex is a need, something that women are obligated to provide for needy men, and they’re bitter about the amount of work they need to do to ‘earn’ sex, especially if a woman has her own standards and preferences and what works for one lady doesn’t get literally every other (young conventionally attractive) lady to fall into bed with them (and then apparently clean their apartment following sex? I was under the impression that cuddling and sleep were generally the things on the table post-colitis.)
Like, jeez, what a creepy and pitiful outlook on life.
I dread asking just what this remake of Goldfinger would be called…
“During Germany’s hyperpussyflation in the early 1920s, men had to devote as many as 3700 hours a day in order to score with merely cute women.”
Which is why Weimar society was perverse, yet appealing.
No. Flipping. Way. I am shocked–shocked!–to find that gambling is going on here.
Okay, just a question…
Who the heck is motivated enough to actually clean an apartment after physical exertion? By all I’ve read, sex burns through quite a few calories (1). I know that I NEVER feel like cleaning post drill, or workout, or call. Like, I look at my dishes, laugh, and say “Nope! See you tomorrow, plates!”
I mean, who does that!
Not that I’m judging you if you do, but who does that?
1. First place I read that tidbit: funny book that all nurses, EMT’s, and doctors should appreciate… as well as everyone else. Really highly recommended. Some of the facts are probably outdated by now, and she didn’t do citations in text all over the place, which sometimes bugs me because where did you find this, amusing nurse person!:
Live a Little, Laugh a Lot, by Barb Bancroft. I don’t think there’s any relation to Lundy Bancroft, but she’s kind of awesome.