Noted pussyconomist Roosh Valizadeh offers these sobering thoughts on the rising costs — and decreasing quality — of vagina:
The quality of women—both their appearance and their attitude—is sliding to the bottom while the work we have to expend to meet these more inferior females is increasing. This phenomenon of pussy inflation is starting to force men out of the market, for what “average” man can find the time, ability, and motivation to seduce a merely cute woman who may only want to fuck him a couple times before becoming distracted by the next shiny object that gets placed in her path? If this inflations proceeds, the only men who will get laid consistently are ones who approach it like a job, blocking out a minimum of two hours a day to the task.
If anything Roosh is underestimating the dangers here. During Germany’s hyperpussyflation in the early 1920s, men had to devote as many as 3700 hours a day in order to score with merely cute women. Indeed, it is rumored that some of these men were forced to wipe their own asses in order to make themselves more appealing to women.
The reality we face right now is this: the quality of men around the world is increasing to compete with a decreasing quality of women. This is great if you’re a woman, because without lifting a finger you can get better than a couple years before. If you’re a man and didn’t step up your game recently, however, you will get lower results. If you don’t stay on top of the latest game scientific data or dating app, you will be out-competed. Or you’ll just get nothing. Inflation often helps those who have debt, but if you have no debt, if you lived life prudently and with virtue, inflation destroys your purchasing power. As much as men improve themselves, women are appreciating in relative value as they make all the wrong decisions with their lives. This is the world we live in.
To be honest, Roosh, I don’t think you and I live in the same world.
Why was he talking about debt in this context? How do you have pussy debt? Does he think a man can owe another man pussy? Because that’s horrifying. Or does he think that women are supposed to pay men pussy and we get into debt if we don’t meet some sort of sex quota? Because that is also horrifying.
This is why PUAs have no business getting defensive when we call them rapey.
I’m really conflicted when it comes to Roosh. I mean, I want to keep him as far away from me as possible, but I also want to hire him for parties so my friends and I can laugh at his unintentional hilarity. What’s a walking vagina to do?
I don’t understand his use of the word debt in this context either, but I think he’s referring to men when he talks of living life with prudence and virtue. Because women are hypergamous sluts doncha know.
Wait, surely he’s not thinking of himself when he says living with prudence and virtue??
Hey, y’all. OT, but I know you all will get as much of a kick/as many “ugh, really?” creepy-crawlies from this as I did.
Buzzfeed has an article up about our old pal, Mikey D.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/an-anti-feminist-party-is-standing-in-the-general-election?s=mobile
Per usual, he is stinking up the comment section. There’s some great lolz to be had.
As for “pussy-inflation,” that sounds like a terrible STD that one might contract after an evening with old Doosh V.
If Roosh has to wash, then he’ll surely fall apart. All that’s holding him together is sebum, bacteria, and gamey (pun intended) bullshit.
I don’t get it. I thought the whole idea of PUA was to avoid at all costs being trapped by some conniving female and, instead, fucking a different one every five minutes. His last few diatribes have really pointed towards having fallen in love with some poor victim and she’s not interested in committing.
He’d probably smell much better if he was.
@ssaly88:
Wow. Your comment sent my mind on a trip. Now I’m picturing Roosh in the future at the logical extreme of Pick-up Artistry: full clown makeup to show what a fun and unique guy you are. I’m talking big red nose, greasy paint, the works. Except he accidentally gets hired for children’s birthday parties, so he just gets super wasted and cynical, and goes on long rants about sluts and hypergamy while little kids are playing around on bouncy castles around him.
@CassieMD Yeats! That is one of my favourite poems. I was really upset when CSYS English decided there wasn’t time to do Yeats.
I swear to god I didn’t read the linked page before my last comment.
I give you my word as a gentleman and a pink ball of bubblegum that I did not read this before my last comment.
“I don’t understand his use of the word debt in this context either, but I think he’s referring to men when he talks of living life with prudence and virtue. Because women are hypergamous sluts doncha know.”—-Hi sunnysombrera. I understand his use of the debt metaphor.
The man is a very poor writer. End of story. That explains it perfectly. 🙂
I get that part of it is working out, reading a book to have something to talk about and maybe working an actual job. But I wonder whether this two hours includes the actual sex…
@gilshalos
I’m a Yeats fanatic. My Essential Yeats is on the special shelf in my home with “THOSE BOOKS.” The ones you reach for all the time and have an important defining part of your life. That shelf also include Robert E. Howard, Shakespeare, Tolkien, Douglas Adams, Homer, and Shirley Jackson, and I’m not sure what that would say to other people. (Aside from perhaps that I do take the time to wipe my ass.)
OMG, what is it with Yeats of late? Just yesterday I found myself thinking of Auden’s tribute to him, and posting it to Facebook…and now this? I’m gonna have to dig out my own Essential Yeats at this rate, and start reading him again.
@CassieMD Essential book shelf
*ponders*
Tolkien, Barbara Hambly(not vampire or detective but Darwath and Antryg), Pratchett, Elizabeth Moon (Paks) Yeats, Hyperion(Dan Simmons), Andre Norton…OK, I have an special bookcase. Or two.
@Bina Also Auden! The Shield of Achilles! The Unknown Citizen!
This is why I have as many bookcases as fit into my house, plus drawers filled with books, plus books in laundry baskets and piled on beds…
Kylag: why yes, yes it does.
Reality: “As women gain more agency over their lives and sexualities they no longer have to settle for terrible men, and men have accordingly had to learn to treat women as human beings.”
Roosh: “uhhhh well congrats feminism you’re just turning us into a race of super gamemasters CHECKMATE FEMINISM”
Re: Yeats, Roosh seems to be making the same complaint from “Adam’s Curse” over and over (everything worthwhile requires effort). Except he doesn’t put any effort at all into his writing. It’s every bit as sloppy as his germ-bedazzled bathroom sink.
Nah, even if he was fresh from the shower, with his nails trimmed and a whole box of Arm&Hammer in each armpit, he’d still be noxious.
These whiny manosphere/pick-up guys watch/read too much Gor and Ayn Rand. It’s not a very healthy combination.
Oh, FSM. I read the comments. Why did I read the comments?!?!?!
*hands gillyrosebee a book* Hush, all will be well, and all manner of things will be well.
(OK, it was a Sheri Tepperbook)
I get laid on a consistent basis. Oftentimes daily! Want to know how? I’m in a committed, long-term relationship! Who would have thunk it.
I swear, the amount of time that man spends thinking about how to get laid is mind boggling. The answer is so simple.
Yes! And Eliot, and Neruda, and…