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Roosh V warns: “Pussy Inflation is starting to force men out of the market”

Inflated Pussy on parade
Inflated Pussy on parade

Noted pussyconomist Roosh Valizadeh offers these sobering thoughts on the rising costs — and decreasing quality — of vagina:

The quality of women—both their appearance and their attitude—is sliding to the bottom while the work we have to expend to meet these more inferior females is increasing. This phenomenon of pussy inflation is starting to force men out of the market, for what “average” man can find the time, ability, and motivation to seduce a merely cute woman who may only want to fuck him a couple times before becoming distracted by the next shiny object that gets placed in her path? If this inflations proceeds, the only men who will get laid consistently are ones who approach it like a job, blocking out a minimum of two hours a day to the task.

If anything Roosh is underestimating the dangers here. During Germany’s hyperpussyflation in the early 1920s, men had to devote as many as 3700 hours a day in order to score with merely cute women. Indeed, it is rumored that some of these men were forced to wipe their own asses in order to make themselves more appealing to women.

The reality we face right now is this: the quality of men around the world is increasing to compete with a decreasing quality of women. This is great if you’re a woman, because without lifting a finger you can get better than a couple years before. If you’re a man and didn’t step up your game recently, however, you will get lower results. If you don’t stay on top of the latest game scientific data or dating app, you will be out-competed. Or you’ll just get nothing. Inflation often helps those who have debt, but if you have no debt, if you lived life prudently and with virtue, inflation destroys your purchasing power. As much as men improve themselves, women are appreciating in relative value as they make all the wrong decisions with their lives. This is the world we live in.

To be honest, Roosh, I don’t think you and I live in the same world.

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mildlymagnificent
9 years ago

That’s what young women these days do for fun, you see, take trips out to random farms so they can wink suggestively at the farmer and make terrible jokes involving the word “plowing”.

::snerk::

(I actually made that noise.)

alaisvex
alaisvex
9 years ago

I’d forgotten the part where he called an 18 year old a SPINSTER. Comedy gold, that was.

Wow. Was Nuclear Zimmerman another of his socks? That was the troll who responded to data supporting the conclusion that teenagers having babies isn’t a good idea, for their heath or for the babies’ health, by claiming that men want to marry women before they get into their peak fertility (i.e. early twenties to early thirties) rather than potentially missing out on some of those peak fertility years. Ya know, kinda like people who wait in line 24 hours before a new video game gets released so that they can be sure that the store doesn’t run out of copies before they get there. At least, he seemed to be using the same logic as those kinds of consumers.

Warper
Warper
9 years ago

Removing the hateful stuff and the bullshit and garbage from Roosh, the basic point I understood is:

The basic point I understood from the article is that men find or are finding women’s standards to be too hard and retreat entirely from trying to date because they feel they simply have no chance as they don’t want to be rejected or have already been rejected too much.

I think that is a valid point, so I have to ask Mr Roosh. do you really need to use terms like “Inferior Women” and other sutff? Wouldn’t it be way much more easy to simply address the concern at hand in a clear-cut way?

kittehserf - MOD
9 years ago

I’d forgotten the part where he called an 18 year old a SPINSTER. Comedy gold, that was.

And wanted everyone to prove their age. For some reason he expected me to prove I was under 30, or be consigned to being an invisible shrieking shrew.

Which sounds like a rather cool superpower, actually.

alaisvex
alaisvex
9 years ago

Well, I’m 23. Almost at the point of being super-crazy old for babies. *le sigh*

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
9 years ago

Any day now they’ll be arguing that fertility starts to decline at 13.

kittehserf - MOD
9 years ago

If fertility meant the same thing as “lack of interest in having children ever” mine was well and truly gone by the age of 13. If it had ever existed, of course …

alaisvex
alaisvex
9 years ago

Another thing about Mikey that was creepy was his claims that his 23-year-old girlfriend looked even younger than 23 and that he would get looks from women closer to his age when he went out that he interpreted as jealous. But…if she’s only 23 and she looks much younger…how can he be sure that they’re not trying to figure out if she’s 18 yet and wondering if it’s legal for her to be in a relationship with a 34-year-old man?

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
9 years ago

Meanwhile, in reality, most of us still have to think about birth control if we’re having PIV even in our 40s, sometimes even 50s. If only fertility really did decline after 25, I’d have been thrilled.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
9 years ago

If I saw a man my age with a woman who looked much younger than 23 and I was giving him the stink-eye, “ooh, I’m so jealous!” would not be what I was thinking.

contrapangloss
9 years ago

In a year and six months, I will become invisible to JS and it will be glorious. 24 sounds so nice!

Yeah, creepy dudes claiming to be of my father’s generation hitting on kids younger than me is so sketchy. All the sketch. All of it.

Not that those relationships can’t work out, because maybe it works for some pairs.

But JS was just sketchy.

kittehserf - MOD
9 years ago

He was more than sketchy, too, remembering the stuff Qwerty wrote (she was his real girlfriend and yeah, he was a nasty, plays-mind-games specimen she was trying to get away from). What a pity he didn’t just stick to trolling. It was amusing here, mostly.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
9 years ago

I really don’t think they understand that older women feel protective about younger ones, they’re so convinced that we’re all locked in mortal combat for their attention and precious bodily fluids.

alaisvex
alaisvex
9 years ago

Kittehs, was Qwerty J.S.’s real girlfriend, and did she show up on the blog?

kittehserf - MOD
9 years ago

She did show up in Mikey’s first thread, and David said he was pretty sure she was Mikey’s real girlfriend. He deleted her comments at her request.

alaisvex
alaisvex
9 years ago

Oh wow. So, he was an emotionally abusive and manipulative shithole?

mildlymagnificent
9 years ago

Hang on. I’ve got the fainting couch … here ’tis. But keep a good grip on those pearls.

Yes he was. The surprise and shock was neither a surprise nor a shock.

alaisvex
alaisvex
9 years ago

Dvärghundspossen
9 years ago

I second the rest that it’s sketchy with older men hitting on younger women. I just wanna add that one should be careful with one’s assumptions when you just see a couple of strangers together at a restaurant or whatever. I read a blog post once where a number of young women of Asian origin with white dads said that it’s a real problem for them that if they’re, like, out on a restaurant or whatever with their dad, people will often shoot them angry glances and sometimes even comment loud enough for them to hear about how disgusting it is with middle-aged white men who get a twenty-year-old Asian girlfriend…

But yeah, a middle-aged woman giving an angry look to a middle-aged dude out with a very young girl; unlikely to be about jealousy.

Bina
Bina
9 years ago

Meanwhile, in reality, most of us still have to think about birth control if we’re having PIV even in our 40s, sometimes even 50s. If only fertility really did decline after 25, I’d have been thrilled.

Yup. From the moment I first heard of tubal ligation, I knew I wanted one. I was all of 13.

gilshalos
9 years ago

I was /SO/ glad to hit menopause at 30. Only wish it could have been earlier!

Myriad
Myriad
9 years ago

Yup. From the moment I first heard of tubal ligation, I knew I wanted one. I was all of 13.

A tubal ligation was one of the best decisions I ever made. Mind you I was 32 and had 3 children when I got it done but to be honest I would have done it in my 20s if I had insurance.

Sad thing though is around the time I had it done, I was hanging around on the Bust magazine forums a lot and so many young women in their early 20s were very interested in having it done but couldn’t find a doctor to perform it. I was so flabbergasted on their behalf. The most common excuse from the doctors was that they would change their minds later and want to have children. Sigh.

Bina
Bina
9 years ago

A tubal ligation was one of the best decisions I ever made. Mind you I was 32 and had 3 children when I got it done but to be honest I would have done it in my 20s if I had insurance.

Sad thing though is around the time I had it done, I was hanging around on the Bust magazine forums a lot and so many young women in their early 20s were very interested in having it done but couldn’t find a doctor to perform it. I was so flabbergasted on their behalf. The most common excuse from the doctors was that they would change their minds later and want to have children. Sigh.

I was 36 when I finally got mine. No kids, no insurance issues (this being Canada, it didn’t cost me a cent, as it’s already covered under OHIP). The only hard part was convincing my doctor that my mind was firmly made up, and no man would ever change it. I’ve never regretted it for an instant. That was 11 years ago!

gilshalos
9 years ago

I’m being very Scottish. Deep-fried burger and chips for dinner

Myriad
Myriad
9 years ago

I was 36 when I finally got mine. No kids, no insurance issues (this being Canada, it didn’t cost me a cent, as it’s already covered under OHIP). The only hard part was convincing my doctor that my mind was firmly made up, and no man would ever change it. I’ve never regretted it for an instant. That was 11 years ago!

Yeah, I’m in the US, so insurance is often an issue. Yep, never regretted it either.

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