Noted pussyconomist Roosh Valizadeh offers these sobering thoughts on the rising costs — and decreasing quality — of vagina:
The quality of women—both their appearance and their attitude—is sliding to the bottom while the work we have to expend to meet these more inferior females is increasing. This phenomenon of pussy inflation is starting to force men out of the market, for what “average” man can find the time, ability, and motivation to seduce a merely cute woman who may only want to fuck him a couple times before becoming distracted by the next shiny object that gets placed in her path? If this inflations proceeds, the only men who will get laid consistently are ones who approach it like a job, blocking out a minimum of two hours a day to the task.
If anything Roosh is underestimating the dangers here. During Germany’s hyperpussyflation in the early 1920s, men had to devote as many as 3700 hours a day in order to score with merely cute women. Indeed, it is rumored that some of these men were forced to wipe their own asses in order to make themselves more appealing to women.
The reality we face right now is this: the quality of men around the world is increasing to compete with a decreasing quality of women. This is great if you’re a woman, because without lifting a finger you can get better than a couple years before. If you’re a man and didn’t step up your game recently, however, you will get lower results. If you don’t stay on top of the latest game scientific data or dating app, you will be out-competed. Or you’ll just get nothing. Inflation often helps those who have debt, but if you have no debt, if you lived life prudently and with virtue, inflation destroys your purchasing power. As much as men improve themselves, women are appreciating in relative value as they make all the wrong decisions with their lives. This is the world we live in.
To be honest, Roosh, I don’t think you and I live in the same world.
I dunno – part of me is concerned about an Idiocracy-type situation developing if enough intelligent people decide to stop having children.
But then I remember my husband – one of the most intelligent people I know but with complete dillholes for parents.
[That’s NOT to say that I think that anyone “should” have children or that I would attempt to persuade/shame anyone who doesn’t wish for kidlets – personally, I find the whole “child-free v breeder” conversation to be unbearably tiresome. It’s more of a mile-up concern rather than an on-the-ground debate for me.]
Here’s an owl being petted (I don’t think there’s any sound):
https://vine.co/v/OnhBdeQzBpu
Speaking as an ornithology student and obsessive birdwatcher/archosaur paleontologist, that is adorable.
Speaking of kids:
http://i.imgur.com/9QZOz46.jpg
I usually wouldn’t blog pimp outside of a “Personal Issues” post, but I thought that my latest post might have a bit of relevance in a sort of general way, since it’s about asshole dating strategies:
Rock of Ages and the Deconstruction of the Nice Guy(tm)
Hey, any lurking MRAsshats and PUAsshats wondering why white people aren’t reproducing to outcompete all those scary, scary furriners anymore? Read upthread and learn. It’s your precious, beloved crapitalism that’s pricing them all out of reach. Not pussy inflation. Not pussy DEflation. Not pussy stagflation, or anythingflation. CAPITALISM is your real nemesis.
And oh, how I enjoy watching you choke on it.
I’m going to be the odd one out here and say that I’d desperately love to be a mother. It’s not happening, though, between being gay, being infertile and living in a place where gay adoption is still illegal. Meh.
Things people find attractive and enjoyable are very different. Thank goodness. What a sad world it would be if we really all fell into neat little categories. Since we’re all getting notes from Doosh’s boner, here are some notes from mine.
My husband is older than me but looks ten years younger than he is. He’s graying at his temples and in his beard and it looks great. He’s a warm, funny, guy. He gets compliments from younger women. He should. He’s super cute. He has no trouble meeting women like these PUAs seem to have. He works with them. He’s friends with them. (They have a coffee klatch.) I’m over the moon for him. His kids think he’s the end all be all. He works his ass off and still comes home and reads to them. We all put a puzzle together recently. It was like trying to put together a puzzle while cats chase a laser dot back and forth across the puzzle. He’s exactly the kind of man PUAs would call names and pretend to be above.
Fuck their opinions. He’s hot.
If bros wanna bro, that’s fine. Good for them. I think they are so gross.
They don’t have what they want in life and in love. I do.
I’m sort of a little Siouxsie Homemaker. I’m like a fat hobbit in glasses that says “Fuck” alot.
Highlights from yesterday:
My son made a cake by himself for the first time. The kids who cook have their own aprons.) They played in the snow and it was so cute you could get cavities.The kids then threw a birthday party for the cats. They were listening to Johnny Cash and planning what to build next on Minecraft.
I tricked them into taking naps by saying, “Ok. We’ll just close the curtains and watch this Ken Burns documentary instead.”
Thanks for the nap, Kevin Cosner.
*maniacal laugh*
What PUAs hate is that people who aren’t them are happy. Here is why they hate that I’m happy: They hate so hard its all they have time to do. I don’t respect them. I wouldn’t fuck them with a stolen pussy. So why should I care what they think of me and my fuckability? I don’t spend my days poisoning the air around me with self-pity and rage. I’m pretty comfortable with myself and my life at 38. I feel love and joy and pride. Some days I want to freeze time because the moments are going by too quickly. I think PUAs hate it that not only do women they want to bone not go for them, women they don’t want to bone look at them like something you’d step over if you saw it on the grass. They want to lash out at those women. They want to hold their breath until we let their tantrums make us feel bad about ourselves.
Not. Going. To. Happen.
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That’s a downside to Wanda Sykes’ “detachable pussy” bit that I hadn’t considered: Theft.
The police report would be … awkward.
Not meant to be taken literally. That’s gross. Sorry.
Let me try again.
How ’bout? “I wouldn’t touch his dick if it was made of diamonds.”
How ’bout? “Not if the world was covered in piss and he had the only boat.”
Would either of those be better?
Thank you for linking the Mikey stuff. It’s a great lol. Trying to get some breakfast/motivate myself to pack because I am moving in three days and have packed nothing, but!
My favorite Mikey moment so far:
The A Women is a brand of calculator, maybe?
Oh no, Lea, I’m not squicked out by the “stolen pussy” line, I was just … my boy was up for three hours this morning, my girl was up for two and a half yesterday morning, and my brain is kind of running off the tracks, so I find the oddest things funny.
Sorry if I made you think I was going eww.
@WatermelonSugar: Sure is. I did calculus in high school and college with an A Women AW-82.
It wasn’t the calculator’s fault that my grades are so bad, I’m just lousy at Calc.
I don’t think anybody would voluntarily have sex with Roosh V for free. Some people might screw him for money, but they’d probably overcharge him and make him clean up first.
Personally, I’d rather stick my penis into an electrified meat grinder than have sex with one of these assholes (and while I consider myself to be heterosexual, I will admit to being turned on by George Takei’s voice).
Takei’s voice is something else. I tend to find it almost instantly recognizable. Beloved and I will be watching an episode of, say, Avatar and I’ll be all, I bet that’s George Takei.
When I heard that he’d got married a few years ago, it just made my day.
@GroundPetrel
noooooo…not the sexiest voice in the universe…
Falconer, yeah, he was in a season 1 episode of ATLA as the sadistic prison warden on the offshore Fire Nation prison. He hammed it up most gloriously.
@Falconer–
It probs was the calculator’s fault. You went with the AW-82 model. It was far past it’s prime and is known in the Man!Math world as the SPINSTER model.
You should have better results with the AW-23 model, which is known as the MODEL model, famous for its lithe 5’7, 107lbs frame and blonde keys.
I totally fell for George Takei’s April Fools two years back about him starring in a new ST series. I only wish!
Ah yeah, accommodations. I was looking at courses in scottish universities and thinking: “huh, could totally do that”
Exceeeeeept 125 pounds a week for a single uncatered room? What the christ. I have three times that. For a third the price.
Why must my dreams of studying abroad incorporate a tent? Sigh 🙁
True story–a few years back, I had to go get a new social security card because I lost mine. Takei was on the TV there, doing all the SSA adverts. Best trip to the SSA ever.
125 a week for single uncatered ? OK, 20 years back I paid 70 a week for a shared room.
Granted, that was the St. Andrews student dorm, which I guess unfluences things a bit.
*laughs* That was a rental in St A’s!
St Andrew’s is a wonderful Uni. And place to stay though it it very pricey