Noted pussyconomist Roosh Valizadeh offers these sobering thoughts on the rising costs — and decreasing quality — of vagina:
The quality of women—both their appearance and their attitude—is sliding to the bottom while the work we have to expend to meet these more inferior females is increasing. This phenomenon of pussy inflation is starting to force men out of the market, for what “average” man can find the time, ability, and motivation to seduce a merely cute woman who may only want to fuck him a couple times before becoming distracted by the next shiny object that gets placed in her path? If this inflations proceeds, the only men who will get laid consistently are ones who approach it like a job, blocking out a minimum of two hours a day to the task.
If anything Roosh is underestimating the dangers here. During Germany’s hyperpussyflation in the early 1920s, men had to devote as many as 3700 hours a day in order to score with merely cute women. Indeed, it is rumored that some of these men were forced to wipe their own asses in order to make themselves more appealing to women.
The reality we face right now is this: the quality of men around the world is increasing to compete with a decreasing quality of women. This is great if you’re a woman, because without lifting a finger you can get better than a couple years before. If you’re a man and didn’t step up your game recently, however, you will get lower results. If you don’t stay on top of the latest game scientific data or dating app, you will be out-competed. Or you’ll just get nothing. Inflation often helps those who have debt, but if you have no debt, if you lived life prudently and with virtue, inflation destroys your purchasing power. As much as men improve themselves, women are appreciating in relative value as they make all the wrong decisions with their lives. This is the world we live in.
To be honest, Roosh, I don’t think you and I live in the same world.
*mind wanders*
I wonder if it’d start affecting his writing?
Now your HB10 is going to be light and defined, well-
tunedtoned and with smooth, practically varnished curves. Grab her by the neck and put her body on your lap and you’ll be playing her all night.Ah-HAH! Found it! Behold, the wonder of wonders that was Mr DIRECTLY on the Beach in LA himself!
https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2013/11/18/dalrock-on-why-men-should-avoid-women-whove-wasted-a-lot-of-courtship-and-used-up-their-most-attractivefertile-years/comment-page-5/#comment-401894
This is where a lot of the comedy gold comes from! SPINSTERS! QUALITY MEN! And it all starts with him acknowledging that “This response is not worth the electricity used to type it.”
Good times, good times…
Awsome, thanks gillyrosebee!
Ermagerd
I’m only on the first page of that thread (a year ago today!) and I’m falling over laughing.
Didn’t Mikey also have battle chickens? Or was that something we made up? He was the only quality troll I was around for, and even then I don’t think I was commenting too often.
I think we need a Troll Hall of Fame with all the best threads linked.That way, we can send the boring ones there to brush up on their skills, get inspired.
Shut up, Woody.
@Paradoxical Busband and I don’t have kids, never wanted any. I can tell you that being an Auntie ROCKS. You just have to make sure you lay the groundwork when they’re young, so they become devoted enough to you to take care of you eventually when you’re old 😉
Love the superhero teddy bears posted above, though my inner comic nerd rebels slightly at the mixing of Marvel and DC.
In that vein:
http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/193/2/f/spider_manatee_by_jharris-d571oo1.jpg
Spidermanatee!
*runs away*
Okay, on the topic of misogynists with high standards who get pissed when no woman who meets them wants to sleep with him, I think that part of what is going on is that they value all men higher than all women, so no matter what kind of man they are, when women turn them down, they are going against the natural order. Because all women should be just grateful that such a superior creature deans to talk to them.
And some of them don’t even notice women they don’t want to have sex with. There is that too.
Tracy
Will do, thanks for the advice! 😀
Dawn Incognito – thank you for that. My older son and I shared a good laugh over that.
Gillyrosebee – great research work! The marvels of an earlier age should not be lost.
There needs to be something like storify, but for blog comments so people could easily draw out the best slices of a Troll’s career and preserve them forever.
Wasn’t the battle chickens one Erin?
Kittehserf
I could see maybe fostering some kids here and there (if I change my mind about children in general), and still devote some time to the kids I’ll be an “aunt” to.
Hell, I’ve had thoughts about running an after school art program or somesuch. Arts are dwindling in our education system, and I’m havin’ NONEOVIT. *shakes fist*
I’m glad everyone can laugh at this. I get very uneasy by Roosh and the way his obsessions haven’t petered out yet.
I’m a little freaked out by it to be quite honest.
Battle chickens was indeed, Erin. He only lasted for a day and I unfortunately mostly just read and didn’t get to comment because I was at my mom’s and she hates it when I spend too much time on my phone.
Are you concerned about what he might do when he realizes he has aged out of the meat market? He already brags about being a rapist.
Not much to be done beyond an awareness effort.
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Well… I clicked on the link provided about Michael’s troll comments. Wow. I managed to read 2 of his comments (after reading the blog post because I wanted to see David’s “childish emotional disagreement” to whoever that Dalrock fellow was) before I had enough.
But anyway, the Dalrock bit was just another post about pussyconomics. To me, I think it’s probably the creepiest part of the manosphere. Just the reduction of people to products. So gross. Why do they even want relationships or marriage if this is how they see other freaking people? I can totally see the complete dehumanization if they were just after sex, but shouldn’t a relationship be with a person and not a head of lettuce?
I must also admit a bit of curiosity at how it would translate for a gay man or woman who bought into the Marketplace concept (we don’t actually exist to folks like Roosh and Dalrock, of course).
I’d definitely adopt too.
If men want to run their own social networks and be woman-free, you’d think they’d just be gay instead of obsessing on their fine arts of pick-up artistry. Right? The mostly enclosed ManBook sounds just…. awkward.
If I was a manly man, it’d get really awkward in the man cave after the lite beer buzz died down and we were out of nachos. As in, awkward enough to forsake my right to only exist with other men to return to society.
I’m just laughing my head off that when we were working out what SPINSTERS might be an anagram for, I wrote (or riffed off someone else) “Sexy Pirates Imagining Next Sunday’s Teatime Evening Recreation.” I hadn’t read a single thing about pirates then, I swear!
Kale is inedible. So is cauliflower. Raw spinach is fine, and raw cabbage is wonderful
Does anyone remember what his sock who claimed to be a farmer was?
Where I live that’s not even a nice apartment. How anyone here can afford a house AND kids mystifies me.
WWTH: JB, who told us he was Joe and in his 50’s…
I remember, because that’s when I first met him!