Noted pussyconomist Roosh Valizadeh offers these sobering thoughts on the rising costs — and decreasing quality — of vagina:
The quality of women—both their appearance and their attitude—is sliding to the bottom while the work we have to expend to meet these more inferior females is increasing. This phenomenon of pussy inflation is starting to force men out of the market, for what “average” man can find the time, ability, and motivation to seduce a merely cute woman who may only want to fuck him a couple times before becoming distracted by the next shiny object that gets placed in her path? If this inflations proceeds, the only men who will get laid consistently are ones who approach it like a job, blocking out a minimum of two hours a day to the task.
If anything Roosh is underestimating the dangers here. During Germany’s hyperpussyflation in the early 1920s, men had to devote as many as 3700 hours a day in order to score with merely cute women. Indeed, it is rumored that some of these men were forced to wipe their own asses in order to make themselves more appealing to women.
The reality we face right now is this: the quality of men around the world is increasing to compete with a decreasing quality of women. This is great if you’re a woman, because without lifting a finger you can get better than a couple years before. If you’re a man and didn’t step up your game recently, however, you will get lower results. If you don’t stay on top of the latest game scientific data or dating app, you will be out-competed. Or you’ll just get nothing. Inflation often helps those who have debt, but if you have no debt, if you lived life prudently and with virtue, inflation destroys your purchasing power. As much as men improve themselves, women are appreciating in relative value as they make all the wrong decisions with their lives. This is the world we live in.
To be honest, Roosh, I don’t think you and I live in the same world.
Oh, dear, it sounds like Roosh is sexually frustrated.
Also, this is why I hate that euphemism “on the market.” Misogynists like Roosh take it and run with it to the worst possible place.
“The quality of men around the world is increasing, whatever that means, and this is bad, because my quality…wait, do I have any quality? Did I ever have any quality? This existential crisis really sucks, and I haven’t even got around to trimming my eyebrows yet.”
These guys are amazing, libertarians are bad at the best of times but it’s particularly bad when it’s relationships.
If they do ever manage to have children how are they going to deal with say bullying?
“Sorry son, you can either use your lunch money for lunch or use it to hire a bodyguard.”
Good thing they seem unable to get anywhere.
No, no, he’s on to something. I wear men’s pants and flannel shirts and I never wear makeup and I’m merely cute and I occasionally fart and yet my partner keeps making dinner, cleaning the bathroom when it’s his turn, trimming his eyebrows, and wiping his own ass. Pussy in or deflation, I love it!
Well now I’m just really confused! If my value as a female is increasing but I am also aging how does that work? Am I a paradox now & running the risk of creating a black hole in the time/space continuum for just having the gall to be almost 40?
Mental note: Trade in spouse for younger model before the recession hits 🙂
I know it’s a low blow to attack someone’s looks, but has anyone noticed that Heartiste and Doosh, both obsessed with finding “high quality HBs” are as high quality and physically attractive as a horse’s ass? In fact I think Roosh might be hairier.
He hates everyone else’s sexual agency and yet he’s the sort of guy who hopes that being the last guy in the bar and willing to advertise his willingness to make a sex will “trick” a woman into giving him a sex. He thinks that’s a clever strategy. He thinks that makes him better than her. He calls that hard work and when it doesn’t work out for him he’s just so angry about not getting the sexes he wants. “What about me is the kind of man women might not be thrilled to fuck on command? Sometimes I even have to pay for her drink because she’s not getting drunk fast enough for me to take advantage of!!”
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“… may only want to fuck him a couple times before becoming distracted by the next shiny object that gets placed in her path?”
Ummm… isn’t this what you want? You want to only fuck a woman a couple of times and then move on, right? Why are you not pleased with this? Oh, yeah, because they’re only “cute”. I get it. I guess.
“If you don’t stay on top of the latest game scientific data…”
What scientific data? Oh, this is why Roosh doesn’t want to wipe his ass! That’s where he gets the “scientific data”, and wiping himself might disturb the data flow.
“… women are appreciating in relative value as they make all the wrong decisions with their lives.”
What wrong decisions? Not sleeping with every man who propositions them? Sleeping with every man who propositions them? Being choosy about who they sleep with? Not existing SOLELY to cater to your ever-fluctuating whims on what makes a woman worthy of existing in the first place? Seriously, Roosh, if you could elaborate, maybe I could get an idea of what pleases and displeases your boner, and then do the opposite.
David, your commentary is hilarious as always. As is the picture of Garfield.
“… may only want to fuck him a couple times before becoming distracted by the next shiny object that gets placed in her path?”
I have to say, sometimes I do decide to do something besides having sex. For example, I get dressed and go to work (more than 2 hrs a day, Roosh), M-F.
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I would suggest that Roosh get an all over wax but I don’t want to cause a worldwide wax shortage. There just isn’t enough for him and everyone else who might want some.
Dude does tend to get just as pissy when women give him exactly what he claims he wants from them as when they don’t, doesn’t he? It’s almost as if he’s determined to be miserable and whatever that’s about has nothing much to do with women at all.
Cassandrakitty: I think the only thing that will do it is sheep shears. Shove him in a dip first though, who knows what’s gotten tangled up in there.
“What scientific data? Oh, this is why Roosh doesn’t want to wipe his ass! That’s where he gets the “scientific data”, and wiping himself might disturb the data flow.”
hahahahaha I laughed out loud at this, and I’m at work, damned!
I’ve been looking at that post, and it’s good to see A LOT of “followers” commenting how depressing this post is. I really think Doosh is going through an existential crisis, too bad he will learn nothing from it.
Hmmm, the “merely cute” thing makes we wonder if Roosh shouldn’t try this as a poem. Something original, because
plagiarismoriginality is a manosphere specialty:Ah, lingering blockquote fail. (Parentheses cannot hold.)
Remember the Bug’s Bunny cartoon with the “I wanna Easta Egg!” kid?
He grew up to be Doosh.
Cassandra: you’re right. His whinging always goes as follows.
“Women are sleeping with me without much effort, ugh women are worthless easy sluts. It’s not fair!”
“Women aren’t sleeping with me despite my best efforts (read: basic hygiene). It’s not fair! Women are too high priced!”
Two hours a day! Two whoooooooole hours!! How will he have time to have a life at this rate?!!
Oh, right.
And now that I’m thinking of Yeats, a “slouching rough beast” seems apt for Roosh. But he wouldn’t be slouching to Bethlehem to be born, but to Irkutsk to get plastered and fall asleep on an unmade hotel bed.
Isn’t Dooshbag one of those “every man deserves a virgin each time he sleeps around” types? Like, that’s what he wants for himself and his followers, if not all of the menfolk?
“Dude does tend to get just as pissy when women give him exactly what he claims he wants from them as when they don’t, doesn’t he? It’s almost as if he’s determined to be miserable and whatever that’s about has nothing much to do with women at all.”—-so true Cassandrakitty.
And the image David chose is so hilarious!!
“The quality of women—both their appearance and their attitude—is sliding to the bottom while the work we have to expend to meet these more inferior females is increasing.”—who says Roosh has to do anything? If these guys dislike women SO MUCH, just simply stop thinking about them, talking about them and basically having your life revolve around them. They boast of so much confidence and rationality but clearly don’t exhibit it.
How do you stand yourself if you don’t keep your ass clean? It’s a mystery to me. I do it for myself, not for other people. I feel gross if I’m not totally clean. It must take years to build up a tolerance to being a filthy pig. And yes, Roosh, I would never want to fuck someone who can’t be bothered to wash himself. If I can wash, so can you.
Don’t overestimate him. This is asking a lot of someone of his ambitions.